ESCAPE FROM TARKOV - BLACKOUT EVENT NOW
Yo,
good afternoon. Good afternoon.
What's up, guys?
Howdy. How we doing? How we living?
Another
day,
another Labsathon.
Another labathon.
It's hot as balls. It is hot as balls
today.
I just got like a heat warning
notification notification on my phone.
All right. Uh, back to the lab again.
Back to the web.
Labs ratting.
I feel about six more days of this
event.
I don't know how the [ __ ] I feel, but
that probably means we're getting the
season in like six days, which is fire.
That's probably chill
cuz I mean the season is supposed to
start like
right around when this event ends.
So we will see.
Is that made a wipe? It's like a
optional wipe.
Optional wipage.
[clears throat]
What are the stats on the What's like
the best suppressor now for the M4?
5260
on the G-Lock. 5260
ASR is 5159. So that's just better.
And then this thing is
5862.
Holy Way more erggo.
58
5360.
What was this one again? 5159.
Oh, so that one's kind of ass.
5260.
What was the mini monster?
5862.
What else is there? What other
suppressors? I think those are the best
ones.
What about this?
I mean, they're all kind of like the
same.
They're all kind of sort of the same.
[clears throat] I doubt you even notice
the difference on this.
Doubt you can even feel it.
Actually, the erggo
maybe the erggo on this will be kind of
[ __ ] with the stock.
Damn, I deleted a lot of money
yesterday. God damn.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, 10, 11, 12.
Holy [ __ ] These are 100k. What the [ __ ]
happened?
Why was 100k?
What the [ __ ] man? God damn, dude. God
damn
SAP.
All right, let me test this gun out.
Let's see how that URG is.
Check out that.
Check out that URG.
See what that URG is.
100 rounders. Yeah, but then you get
even worse URG.
And the recoil feels kind of fire. The
kind of whatever, but the the recoil is
kind of sick.
All right, let's go. Diamond rat
doesn't protect your stomach.
No, I don't think so. But does that even
matter
on labs? Does it matter? Like factory or
something? Sure. I don't think any ri um
any armor even like fully covers your
stomach anymore. I think part of your
stomach is always exposed if I'm not
mistaken.
I think it's always slightly exposed
cuz I was wearing like a full coverage
one
um last night and I got stomach by
buckshot. God,
that was kind of [ __ ] up.
Checking the um our alerts [snorts] were
broken yesterday. Making sure that they
are still ready to go. Manchester, they
are. Yes.
What's in your stomach? Yeah, that's
true. If someone's shooting you in the
stomach, you're probably going to kill
them anyway, unless they're doing like
some crazy like flesh ammo [ __ ] But
like they're shooting you in the
stomach, like kind of want to get shot
there. [laughter] I'd rather get shot in
the stomach than the [ __ ] face in
this game.
Weapons check.
Weapons checked.
A lot of lot of BD up there.
Three. Nice. Sol.
Dude, having
telling you having the max I think it's
aim drill skill it it they need to fix
it. It's like actually it [ __ ] up your
aim.
It's lowkey like a bad skill. So, you
see what I'm talking about? If I aim in,
watch my reticle. It'll like
That's hard to tell with this gun. You
see how it snaps into place at the end?
It doesn't move smoothly. The reticle
jumps that little bit at the end. See
that?
Desmond [ __ ] about it. Yeah. It's
It's not It's not a good skill. It [ __ ]
your aim up cuz your reticle just like
it just moves like a erratically as [ __ ]
right at the end and throws off your
shots.
It doesn't like it doesn't smoothly
transition. It snaps into place and you
can't really like
track your aim precisely with that.
>> That's affirmative.
>> Okay. [ __ ] I can't aim right now. Jesus
Christ.
Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Remind me never to use SSAP ever again.
This ammo is ass. I mean, my aim is ass
right now, but god damn, dude. Doesn't
[ __ ] kill them. [clears throat]
>> [laughter]
>> Spotted him. Eyes on target.
>> I'm hurt.
>> It It doesn't It doesn't one hit them in
the head. This ammo is disgustingly bad.
>> I didn't realize it would be this bad
about killing Black Division.
Really, really, really, really bad.
Need some [ __ ] uh ammo.
Can you
die?
Okay,
this is not good.
Yeah, this is not good.
Not Not good.
guy.
This guy. [cough and clears throat]
This is a [ __ ] scuffed raid.
This is so scuffed. I'm like beyond
[ __ ] right now.
Does he even know I'm here? I don't even
know if
I don't even know if this guy hears me.
I thought he was running to push me.
Oh, maybe here.
He just let me heal.
[clears throat]
I think there were two of them.
He's in the He's in the back of server
now.
reset. I can't reset
to use the um
You're creeping.
I need to find a different site to use.
I can't aim with this [ __ ] site.
I don't know what it is about it, but I
just I can't aim with it.
There's somebody under me.
>> 33 months. Let's go.
Exo. Thank you for 33 months.
dark offices.
Need to like re situate myself here.
[clears throat]
Got to figure this out. I also [ __ ] up
my old kit. I didn't um
didn't bring all the right
like injectors case and all that.
>> Black out this my friend.
>> Thank you, brother.
Or the door open if the power's off.
Magic. Russian space magic.
Oh, that wasn't me.
What the [ __ ] We chill.
So, nobody hit the [ __ ] power yet,
man.
This is This [clears throat] is not a
good outcome for this raid so far.
Who the [ __ ] is that guy,
dude? Was that a [ __ ] player?
That was a player. I think
I guess texted me.
[clears throat]
There's more of them though. I think
just everyone's rat in this raid like
crazy style. That's an insane move by
that guy to just be sitting
in the [ __ ] hallway like that.
That's actual like scuffed behavior from
that guy.
HK. I think that's my kitchen.
HK.
This guy's viping me.
I don't like that.
Oh, now he's saying landmark.
>> You killed my buddy. So, I seen your
name. I seen your name. You killed my
buddy. And you killed me the other day.
So, I know you're guy banger.
>> So, what are we going to do about it?
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a piece of [ __ ] I
shouldn't have said that.
>> Huh?
Oh, now everyone knows.
>> Okay, that's my bad, dude. I'm sorry.
>> What are we going to do about this
predicament?
>> I got my meatly out. No, we're not. I
ain't got [ __ ] 8,000. I need like
8,000 more hours to [ __ ] fight you.
>> Who's this guy walking on metal? Is that
your boy?
>> It's not me. Not me. I'm in black. I'm
in black. I'm in black.
>> Oh, it might be black division.
>> Might be. might be. I'm in black.
Listen. Oh [ __ ]
>> All right. Don't
>> Don't shoot me in the back. Don't shoot
me in the back now.
>> Hey yo, [ __ ] you.
Stop that.
>> Is he in server?
>> Not dead.
My gun jammed.
He's dead. I killed him.
My [ __ ] gun jammed.
Oh, damn. I had to switch to the Black
Division.
>> Oh, he's dead. He's dead. Teaag him.
Teaag him. Teaag him.
>> Okay. Okay.
Freaking gun jamming, man.
Hey, do you got the code?
This is where you start.
>> No, it's not
a lot of them.
This guy. Uzi man.
Uzi man.
Hey, you got the code.
Yo
>> yo,
>> you got the code. Oh, you don't have the
code.
>> I'll tell you what it is here. It's uh
4333.
>> Okay, that's easy.
>> Mhm. Hey, there's something creeping up
my hallway from Redside.
>> Who the hell are you?
>> What's up, guys?
>> We chilling or fighting? Down for either
one.
>> No, no, no. I don't want to fight you
guys. I'm not going to lie to you.
Please don't listen to your chat. I'm
not that guy. I'm not that guy.
>> You already got the code open.
Yeah, it is open.
>> What's the code?
>> 43
33
>> 40 433.
>> Yep.
>> Yeah, I just opened.
>> You good? I got do my task. Y'all
chilling?
>> Okay, keep chilling. Keep chilling now.
Keep chilling.
Hey, we're just making friends now.
Block of seagulls. Keep chilling.
Keep chilling.
Sometimes, guys, diplomacy is the way to
go.
My gun's all [ __ ] up. My aim sucks
right now.
I'm talking my way out of this.
I'm [ __ ] talking my way out.
I want to get this SSAP out of my
[ __ ] gun because holy [ __ ] it does
not kill Black Division.
It does not kill Black Division. I'll
tell you that right now.
Black division shooting at me.
Suns up [ __ ]
I'm just going to get I'm going to get
out of this raid ASAP cuz with all the
friendliness, somebody's going to end up
[ __ ] dying.
Someone's going to be like, "Oh, are you
friendly, friendly, friendly?" And like
they're going to get killed by some
random guy on the other side of the map.
Love watching you and Fragus troll
peeps. Tony
>> older. Thank you, brother.
Thank you for 26 months.
Oh, I can't really hear you. Hold on.
I'll be right there.
What' you say?
Yo,
what' you say?
>> Am I good to walk out of black?
>> Oh, yeah. You're I mean, I won't shoot
you. I don't know if there's anyone
else. I'm going to go hit the power and
leave.
>> Oh, please.
Just be careful of other people. See you
later.
Want me to carry him? I mean, I kind of
killed everything.
I got to worry about carrying my damn
self, man. I almost died before.
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh my [ __ ]
god. Are these the guys?
Sec.
>> Oh, that's the guys. That's the guys.
That's the guys. I think that's the
guys, bro. He just shot the [ __ ]
explosive.
Go.
[ __ ] dude.
[ __ ]
Maybe it's not them. I don't [ __ ]
know, dude.
Let's throw a Granada and find out.
>> I don't know. That was just generic ass
voice line.
>> Pie man.
>> Hey.
>> Oh no, that's them. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Ow. Oh [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ]
Ow. That's definitely them. Oh my Jesus.
Yep, that's them 100%.
No.
Yeah. No, that extract is a nogo.
That extract is a nogo.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely
not.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I don't know where the other guys went.
Hopefully he knows to not go to the
[ __ ] hanger, dude. God damn, there's
a [ __ ] demon in there.
Need to call a goddamn exorcist to come
and get him
the diamonds.
Yeah, werewolf.
Uh, you can kill him, but it's not one,
it's not worth it, and your chance of
dying is exceedingly high. I already
almost died to him. Like, they you're
literally just coin flipping
on a weighted coin.
You know, you're getting you're picking
heads and the house is weighted towards
tails. So, when you're flipping that
coin, you're going to die.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
>> I just heard BDS and hella reloading.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey sir.
That might be all BDS.
Get the [ __ ] out of here, man.
Let's get the [ __ ] out of here.
Let's get the [ __ ] out of here.
>> [clears throat]
>> What? I killed two people. Oh, yeah, I
did. I shot that one guy in the back of
the head and then the other guy
shot in the face.
[cough and clears throat]
[snorts]
>> Daughter or arena son?
>> PvE daughter or arena son?
Good lord. Neither please.
Good God.
All right. SSAP is off of the goddamn
menu, guys. Holy moly.
Holy moly.
That stuff was terrible.
YouTuber daughter. Dude, I'd rather
commit sedoku.
Good lord.
Good lord.
[clears throat]
I have night visions.
Oh, nice.
our plates back up. Are these things
chocked?
Not chocked. We got a food and drink.
Re-energize and rehydrate.
Hit him with a 5581. Hit him with AP.
Some grenades going on in here. I need
a that. I need that. I need that.
Yeah. Um when the wedge shot that
canister, it [ __ ] me up. All my armor.
Oh, [ __ ]
Okay,
I think Oh, I need a black key card
out of black.
>> GG, bro.
>> Lane, thank you. That's That's right.
That's right. That's right. That's
right. That's right.
Right. Clearing Tetris lines. Yeah. My
stash. Oh, I got a guy banned from the
labs raid. [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, okay.
Chat, give me like two minutes. That's I
got to run the bathroom. H
[clears throat]
Oops. Uh, I think Fragus is here, too.
Almost dropped a knife on my foot.
We have some duo action.
Which means
probably going to switch to
flashlights.
Get ready for that.
>> Hey.
>> Yo.
>> Well, now we decide to
>> Holy, man. I got up. I had No, I grabbed
food.
>> That's [clears throat]
[laughter]
That's what I say, too.
>> Um,
>> I'm hungry.
>> Oh my god, I forgot last right before I
got off here. I got three bitcoins.
Cool.
>> Three bitcoins. Jesus.
>> So, how was the game yesterday?
>> Uh, hella cheaters. Hella.
>> Oh, thank God.
>> Like, bro, it was so bad.
Hello.
>> Thank god I took my day off.
[laughter]
>> Why is this not buying the goddamn
thing?
>> I'll be in lobby. Okay, I got a new
mouse.
>> Uh it's a new a new akitsu.
>> It's the medium sized one.
>> A what?
>> It's pink.
>> You know, um it's pink. Jesus Christ.
You know Sony made a mouse that's
basically the same thing as the Lamaya.
>> What?
>> Mhm.
Someone show me
>> I don't know. No, some of their tech
stuff is legit, bro.
>> I mean, they have Thank you for 10
months, Shadow. Thank you.
>> I know they have good monitors.
>> I don't even know about Wait, they have
good monitors?
>> Monitors are good. Yeah,
>> but um
yeah, I don't know. I'm chilling today,
I guess. But yeah, I gota I gotta I'm
playing Stall Zone later.
>> Let's chill.
>> Yeah,
>> I don't know if I'll be on super late. I
was up early this morning.
>> Training?
>> What are you doing?
>> Uh
UFC guy know was training me and my
buddy.
>> What? What guy?
>> Damn.
>> Who guy? What guy?
>> Stephen Eugen.
So, you just you just chill with the UFC
guys?
>> Yeah, he's friends with my buddy. I met
him a few weeks ago. He was like, "Yo,
come train." I was like, "I
>> did you beat his ass?"
>> No. No, bro.
>> [ __ ] I would have [ __ ] I would have
one shot that guy.
>> Hell no.
He'd wrapped me the [ __ ] up. He'd wrap
me up like a [ __ ] like a Chipotle
burrito. Wait, [clears throat] he's a
UFC fighter.
>> Yeah.
>> Is he good?
>> He's 10 and two.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> That's not a fight.
>> Wait, Wedge could turn into a werewolf.
>> No.
>> Why do we know?
>> Captain Cockpug started that rumor on
Twitter and everyone's wrong with it.
>> Oh, okay. Captain Cockpud is kind of
goed for that then. Well, speaking of
Wait, where are you at?
>> Skybridge.
>> Oh, you're sky bridge. Okay, I'm like
I'm under red. Okay, but I think Wedge
is next to me.
[clears throat]
Oh god.
>> Wait, are you not using flashlights
anymore?
>> No, I have a flashlight.
>> Okay.
>> I was just mega ratting solo yesterday
with night vision,
>> bro. It was It was my head.
>> I don't
>> Where you Where are you?
>> I'm under red.
>> What?
>> I'm under red.
>> Oh, that's you. I hear. Okay.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> MMA fighter. Hell no. Hell no.
Oh, they're down the hall. Oh my [ __ ]
god.
>> Who's down the hall?
>> I don't know who it is. Men.
>> Wait.
Running. Oh, I think this might be the
fellas next to me at red.
Oh my god. One of them dropsh shoted.
>> Where they at?
>> Oh no, it's not. It's hella BD. Hella
BD. Big BD.
>> Where are they?
A lot of them.
They're far. I can't really hit them.
Killed some.
I don't know what's happening. Where are
you?
More pushing up. Oh, I got him.
One more over here on the corner. Nice.
Great job.
Nice work, Marine.
Oh, I got a key.
>> Oh, good work.
Um,
so apparently season's the end of this
month.
>> This event ends on the 27th and then I
guess seasonal.
>> Well, I don't think the season's the
27th. I think it's going to be like the
either the 29th or the or the first of
next month.
>> Yeah, maybe.
But this ends the 27th.
>> Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard about
that. I think there's I think they're in
main over here. Oh, yes, they are. Okay.
I don't want to peek that. I think I
might be wedging the BS.
Yeah.
What am I doing? I haven't play I feel
like I haven't played this game in like
five weeks. What's happening with me?
Turn this [ __ ] off. I got night vision
on.
>> Oh god.
>> Okay, my bad.
One's by Aspen.
Yeah, they're in a weird spot. We can go
under.
>> We could go under.
>> Go under.
>> Let's go under.
>> A good grass bed.
>> Go under.
>> How How ratty has it been,
>> bro?
Bad. It's like the [ __ ] the the
bubanic plague is being spread on labs.
There's so many rats. No.
Oh yeah, I was doing it, too. I was
doing some devious [ __ ] yesterday.
>> I don't blame you.
It's only been one day since I've been
gone. Everything has changed
>> since you've been gone.
The rats are labs taking over.
>> Smelling that cheese.
I'm going through I'm going through
parking.
>> I'm a boiler. I'm on the boiler.
They're an Sben.
>> Okay.
>> All an Sben.
>> How many?
>> I don't know. Hella, it sounds like
>> Oh god.
>> Oh, they're coming towards me, I think.
>> No, they're just like lightly moving.
>> Back here.
>> Hunter three down.
>> Got another one. Hunter 3 is down.
[ __ ] [ __ ]
>> I'm pushing up. I'm pushing up.
>> Yep. I think we're clear. I guess the
sector is clear. Espen has been rid of
black division.
>> Good work. These are all these all have
MCX's.
Almost says this one.
>> That's like a metal. Metal. Metal.
>> Wait, what?
>> Is this a player?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I just came through there.
>> Oh. Well, now he's here.
Are we shirts middle? I swear I heard a
voice line.
>> I think that's a player.
You're right. You right. You right.
You right. You right.
Okay, I turn off my flashlight. I creep
up.
He beat me
RSH.
You got that
say le
one left inside parking.
>> Sure. I think
dude this guy was naked as [ __ ]
>> Shots by I think res unit man. Where's
his skirt? I don't know.
>> Took off the battle dress for labs.
>> Dude, what is this guy doing? No night
vision.
>> That'd be
>> no night vision. RSH with no scope. Just
a natty RSH.
That guy's kind of a Chad. Full natty
RSH over here looting.
>> Okay.
>> Full natty RSH. Eh.
>> Yeah. Full Matty for no enhancements.
It's kind of goated.
Open. Open. Thank you. Take this pistol.
This [ __ ] sounds cool, dude. But
Go go go go go to um
the key.
>> Let's go. Let's go under. Or you want to
do the parking?
>> No, under monsters will die.
One or two.
One to two.
>> Under the sea.
>> Under the sea. I'm so scared cuz you
said there's so many rats. I'm so
scared.
Oh my [ __ ] god.
>> Player or BD?
>> Player.
>> What the [ __ ]
Hear something.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> Wait, wait, wait. Shh.
>> Wait, where?
>> I heard something. It might have been
above us. I don't know. Could have been
above.
>> This guy also had a key.
He killed a player. These guys have so
many mags. The hell
load sling. A load sling.
Arc raiders. Hey there, Raider.
What's up, Raider?
>> What's up?
What? What's so funny?
>> Could you not see it?
>> No. Okay, but I saw that one. Piece of
[ __ ] The [ __ ] was that for?
>> Hey, Raider, don't shoot.
>> I just got here.
>> Don't shoot, Raider.
>> The [ __ ] was that for?
>> Leave me alone to suffer yesterday.
>> Okay. Well, dude, I had Dude, Monday is
the day I do life stuff. I had
>> day of the holy day.
>> I can't do it before. I gotta do it. I
had to do something after because I wake
up I'm a DJ. I wake up and stream and
then I do [ __ ] after.
>> Gota get up earlier.
>> Well, that's that's what I'm Well,
that's that's what that's what Monday's
for.
>> I wake up every day and get up earlier.
>> [ __ ] I have gotten up early.
This is This is the earliest I've been
up for a while.
>> Yeah, that's crazy.
>> [ __ ] 3:00.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah, bathroom's open.
This bathroom is always open. Black
division takes poopies.
>> Your [ __ ] m I think.
>> I'm go top,
>> bro. I used to start my stream at like
8:00 p.m.
>> Oh, well that's crazy.
>> That all
>> I mean, I used to start mine at 5:00
p.m. and I had literally zero life.
My god, these things are moving
different.
>> Oh, [ __ ] Something else is across VD or
some [ __ ]
>> This new mouse got me feeling defy.
>> Yeah, I love getting a new mouse. New
mouse and new mouse pad. 6950.
>> 6950. I also got
>> zero. Yeah, you feel good. You feel like
a brand new man. It's like getting a
haircut.
>> Yeah, actually though.
6950.
Bro, you used to wake up.
>> Okay, you're making Okay, you're you're
talking [ __ ] out of me for waking up
late.
You used to do that [ __ ] all the time.
>> Like years ago, I used to start stream
at 5:00 p.m. Yeah,
but I don't just roll out of bed and
like I'd go to the gym before or
something. Not just rolling out of bed,
hopping on the stream.
>> That [ __ ] That's say that's the way to
do it, though. That's
>> it. No, that's not the way to do it.
That [ __ ] makes me miserable.
>> Just roll out of bed, you're all groggy,
and then you have to play a video game
and like try and focus and your aim is
[ __ ] and then you get frustrated and
>> I never get frustrated.
I never get frustrated. I I my mental
>> You got to get You got to get the juices
flowing in the morning.
>> I'm getting the juices flowing.
>> Apparently not.
>> You just don't know where they're
flowing.
>> Okay, I want to know anymore.
Oh [ __ ] What the hell?
>> Somebody's shooting by um
by Frieza.
>> Are you sure it's by Frieza or by
yellow? It sounds like yellow.
>> No, it's by Frieza.
We'll go to res unit keeper. They're on
hold for the time being.
>> They're on hold.
For sun and exercise and food. I need to
eat. Like I need to get up. I need to
eat. I need to do some type of activity
and like wake my body the [ __ ] up, you
know, and then I'm ready to rock.
I got I got to do something.
>> I got to get some type of movement
though.
[cough] Like rolling [clears throat] out
of bed and then just like sitting at a
chair all day. Like dude, you feel like
ass.
Got to do something.
Oh, there's black division right
outside. Green.
>> There's a [ __ ] dead guy here.
>> Oh my god, it's the fellas.
>> Bunch of dead [ __ ] in res. I'm not going
in a res. Bunch of dead [ __ ]
>> Oh,
>> I'm coming. Where are you?
>> Oh. Oh, they're fighting something. That
wasn't me.
>> Where are you?
>> I'm in stuck inside green.
Okay,
>> maybe I can run out towards red. [cough]
I'm
>> coming. I want to go to red. No, no.
Red's all dead bodies. I'm not even
[ __ ] with it. I didn't hear anybody,
but
>> I'm pretty sure.
>> Yeah, I don't want to
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm coming up staircase.
>> I'm pretty sure someone's getting shot
at by yellow
>> maybe. I mean, it could be black
division shooting over towards um
Freezer.
>> Let's go hit up Red. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.
Hold on. Let me grab some goodies over
here.
>> [ __ ] running.
>> No, I'm d. That's not That's not at
freezer. That's something shooting at
Frieza. It might not be a player, but
[ __ ] at Frieza.
>> No, it's not freezer. It's not freezer.
>> No, you're cooked. That shit's freezer.
>> No, no, it's not. I literally It's my
yellow grade.
>> Maybe there [ __ ] I had yellow great and
freezer.
>> I didn't hear the doors freezer.
>> I did. Wait, you go under? No.
>> That guy's by yellow with like a pistol.
>> That guy's got No, actually might be
dark office.
>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
>> Rather row. Rowing is harder than
running. You're out of your [ __ ] mind
if you'd rather row than run.
That [ __ ] is way [ __ ] harder than
running. I've done both.
Rowing is so much [ __ ] harder than
running.
That [ __ ] lactic acid buildup in your
legs from rowing. Holy [ __ ] dude. It
hits heads different.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, that's him. That's Wedgie boy.
>> That's Wedgie boy.
>> Oh, [ __ ] What's the code,
>> man?
>> 6950. 6950.
>> 6950.
>> Oh, there's a lot of them. Espen out.
>> Oh, they smoked me out.
Oh my Tony, we're surrounded.
Oh god.
Mark cannon.
>> I'm trying to find an angle up here.
I can't
>> I can't I can't peek down low either
because of the glass. The glass is so
dirty. I can't see through it. It's like
someone [ __ ] sneezed all over it.
>> I got one of them.
One went into Aspen deep.
>> Are you in red? Where you at?
>> Rowing definitely easier. It's not. I've
done both of them competitively.
[laughter] Rowing is [ __ ] harder,
bro.
>> Hello. Um
>> I'm just up my red.
>> Did you kill those out towards me? No, I
killed one. One's in Sbend. Retreated.
He's like kind of deep in there, though.
>> There's Zaza smoke down here. God damn
it.
>> What do I do? I want to go towards
intel. Low key. I want to think I can
make it.
>> Uh,
>> I think I can make it. Tony, do you
think if I run my big ass?
>> I don't know where the
>> waddle my I'm kind of
>> Wait, did you just voice line? No.
>> Um, something voice lined. I think it's
wedge. Bro,
>> where
>> towards main lobbyight?
>> Dude, I think I can make it.
You think I can make it?
>> I think that's Wedge, bro. I think
that's Wedge.
>> Never mind. I can't make it. I heard I
heard a voice line.
>> That's what I'm saying. I think Wedge is
out there.
>> Oh god.
>> Unless you want the wedgie. I want to go
out though.
>> I They're like underc.
>> Yeah, they're [ __ ] everywhere, these
guys.
>> I'm trying to get an angle, but they're
not peeking, dude.
>> Engaging.
>> Oh man, that one's hurting. How am I not
killing these [ __ ] Where they at,
>> man? lobby. Two of them.
I'm going. Zaza gas is cleared up. I'mma
shoot this glass cuz it's someone
>> back towards Esp.
>> All right. But I did hear wedge to your
right towards the mid.
>> Yeah, that's kind of what I thought,
too.
I just don't
know.
Honestly, Tony, I'm going [ __ ] send
this [ __ ]
>> Is that you up top here? That's you up
top. No. No. No. [ __ ] towards under cat
or something
>> with a grenade.
>> Yeah, they're under cat. Under cat.
>> Yeah.
>> No. Up top. Up top. Up top. By yellow.
By yellow. By yellow. What?
>> Yeah. by yellow.
>> How am I supposed to get the intel?
>> [ __ ] hell.
>> Look at that MP. No. No. Oh, [ __ ]
>> Yeah,
let's you move in.
>> Yeah.
>> What if I get to Oh my god, you scared
the [ __ ] out of me.
Yeah, I'm trying trying to spot him on
night vision.
>> I might jump out of here, bro.
>> I'm an ESB.
>> Why can't I [ __ ]
>> I believe in you, Tony.
>> I want I want to let me through.
>> I I believe in you. Put your head down.
>> Put your [ __ ] away. Your [ __ ] is
>> head's down.
>> Where's your [ __ ] away?
>> Why can't I do it? Crouch.
>> I am.
>> Your [ __ ] is too big.
Well, there's a lot of dead things in
>> Dude, I'm Why can't I do that?
>> I don't know.
Where they at exactly? They're front
yellow.
>> I'm very confused. Why can't I do this?
>> I'm at parking.
Where are they at?
Oh, the glass was in the way.
>> You have to like actually break the
glass there. Like
>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Tony, I'm
>> them.
>> Um, yeah. There's one under yellow like
at the wood
parking.
>> [ __ ]
>> There's
Oh god.
Oh my god. They're smoking me out.
They're in parking.
Oh, lordy.
>> Where are you?
>> I'm at parking stairs.
You need to go esbend or something. Oh
my goodness.
>> Yeah,
>> they're smoking me the [ __ ] out.
>> They're smoking [laughter] me the [ __ ]
out, man.
>> Where are you? Where are you?
>> I'm at parking stairs.
Oh.
Oh, now I see the throbo.
>> Yeah. And I swear I saw wedge.
>> I think I can make it into intel.
>> Be in lobby right now. I'm being a
gremlin.
>> Being a gremlin right now.
>> Okay. I'm I'm run for it.
Oh [screaming] god. There.
>> You got it. Easy.
>> I'm in there.
>> In there.
>> It's loaded.
>> What?
>> How the [ __ ]
It
>> was probably that guy that we were
shooting earlier cuz he can do it
without the [ __ ] code. They They
[ __ ] up on that. You shouldn't need
the code for that. Um,
>> dude, that's lame.
I'm coming out of main lobby. Let's go
to the hanger or something cuz I'm
pretty sure the big fella's here.
You
>> [ __ ] Are
>> you?
>> I'm right here. I'm in Sandman.
>> How you doing?
>> What's up?
>> I don't know. Kind of spooked out right
now.
>> Oh, 69 kg.
>> So happy for you.
>> The perfect number. Uh, we have to hit
the button.
>> Yeah, let's go. Let's go hang her.
>> How the hell does it
>> take um take my trembalone stem?
>> Your trembolone stick?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. No, I need to get I need to get
stronger.
>> Is that Is that what they call it now?
Tremblance then?
>> The [ __ ] you talking about?
>> Wait, you don't know what that is?
>> Hell no.
>> It's like a steroid that they made for
cows that people started taking to get
huge.
>> Oh, wait. That's why the cows are in the
walls.
>> Yeah, probably.
>> Yeah, cuz this they turned into this
this into the cow factory and they're
they're juicing up the cows.
It makes sense now why I keep hearing
you all
was you all making those noises for
horses. No, it's for cattle.
>> It's for cattle.
>> Tell me you don't hear that. The random
noises through the like ambient noise
through the wall.
>> Man, I hear like um there are noises. I
mean cows,
>> bro. How do you It literally goes
[groaning]
randomly.
>> The demon got you. Uhoh. Damn, that
sucks. He almost killed me. I almost got
got by Wedge.
>> Yo, hear that [ __ ]
>> That was like
>> Yeah. through the walls. Soon as I step
up in the room,
>> still got that baby in the shoes.
The [ __ ] you talking about?
The [ __ ] you talking about?
>> You don't you don't know about that OG
YouTube lore, bro.
>> I know like some OG YouTube lore like
>> I mean pretty OG
>> for Charlie the Unicorn.
>> No, this is one guy that he'd make like
stupid rap songs on YouTube. Where'd you
go?
>> He's a goat. I'm in sector G.
>> Oh, wait. We're going Hangar.
>> Yeah. Where you going?
>> I don't know.
>> What a hanger right now.
>> We're going back to parking.
>> No, cuz Wedge is there.
>> Yeah, I know. The werewolf.
>> The furries are coming.
>> Yeah, I really wish he did turn into a
werewolf. That'd be kind of cool.
>> No, you'd have people at like
conventions cosplaying Wedge werewolf.
>> Yeah. On some freaky [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] hot.
>> That'd be sexy.
I am I am Wedgewolf,
>> dude. No, it's not actual. It's just
Wedge in a [ __ ] furry suit. Just
[laughter]
>> He's got a [ __ ] dog collar on
>> and he just barks at you the whole
[ __ ] time he's fighting.
>> Be awesome.
What a goddamn
sick. That would be kind of sick.
That'll be fire.
>> Good raid.
>> Yeah, right.
>> I didn't really loot much, but good
raid.
76 hit count on black division.
God damn.
>> I have 22.
Kill two players.
>> Kill any. I suck.
I suck.
OBD.
Obdust
creator events in the future.
A like what? [clears throat]
Probably not
a what type of event though.
Rust is one of those games I want to
play as little of as humanly possible.
So, what did you learn from the UFC guy?
>> Um,
that my lungs hurt. [laughter]
>> Oh, dude. Nice.
Just like hella hella cardio basically.
I don't know how your big ass can move
like that. I don't know how you're
moving like that, Tony.
Are you sure you're moving like that?
>> I'm I'm not moving like that, but like
I'm moving, you know?
>> Dude, I don't have space in stash. I'm
talking about
boom boom boom boom boom boom ETGs
39,000
SJ6
>> dude I could put your ass in armbar
>> okay
>> dude I would [ __ ] put your dick
>> I'd wrap you up like a [ __ ] snider
First pretzel. Shut your ass up.
>> I will wrap you up like a goddamn
tortilla.
>> You get folded like laundry,
[ __ ]
>> You look like a fold like a [ __ ] lawn
chair when I'm done with you.
>> You look like a origami swan, you piece
of [ __ ]
>> Yeah, cuz how flexible I am.
>> Okay.
>> Look like a goddamn spider monkey out
there.
>> All right.
>> Choke you out like [ __ ] Patty.
>> Choke you out like Wedge the werewolf
with his collar on.
>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> that grip must go crazy.
>> That grip, that werewolf [ __ ] grip.
>> Actually, dude, I have won two uh
trophies in wrestling when I was
younger. Was this the wrestle
>> when I was like super young like um it
was like youth [ __ ] and I went
undefeated every time
>> or just settled him. Hell [ __ ] yeah,
dude. I [laughter] get [ __ ] grabbed
him by the neck, swung him around the
court like around the around my waist
and [ __ ] took him down. [ __ ] was
sick. That's my only move I did and it
worked every time.
[clears throat]
The wedge werewolf is not real.
Dude, I was athletic.
>> How's everyone falling for this?
>> I mean, they're out there. They're out
there, dude.
>> You ever see one of those athletic fat
guys?
>> Yeah. Yeah. It reminds me like [ __ ]
Roy Nelson from UFC.
>> Yeah, exactly. That's
>> He was just like a big boy, but he was
dropping [ __ ]
>> It's goddamn right.
>> They Okay. I used to play flag football
and they used to I I Okay, dude. I was
I'm I'm I was a big kid, dude. I was a
[ __ ] chunky like but they put me as
running back and dude I would [ __ ]
body kicks.
I'm not kidding, dude. My coach my coach
my coach put me as running back. I just
run down the middle just [ __ ] just
trucks up people. This [ __ ] was crazy
back then.
>> Too much mass,
>> I guess. [ __ ] call me snowplow.
That's what they called me. They called
me the snow plow.
>> The snow plow.
>> I'm not kidding. That's what they That's
what they called me. [ __ ] snowplow.
[laughter]
>> I played football for a little when I
was younger.
>> They would only let me tackle like the
biggest [ __ ] kid on the team in
practice.
>> Why?
>> Cuz I would have hurt everyone else.
[laughter]
>> How come you didn't play like football
in like high school and [ __ ]
>> Cuz I was good at running.
>> Yeah, but you could have been like a
like a wide receiver or something.
>> I was good at like long distance
running.
You going to say you're a [ __ ]
>> I mean, it's kind of a [ __ ] sport.
Well, not not really. That [ __ ] hard as
[ __ ] bro.
>> Like the mental, dude.
>> Your mental has to be so crazy to like
>> be a good runner. It's nuts.
Like, it's physical as [ __ ] but it's
also so mental.
Oh yeah. No, it's all mental. I'm pretty
sure that long distance running is like,
dude, it's like I can only imagine what
it feels like.
>> It's not all, but it definitely is.
>> I can only imagine. I can only imagine
what it feels like mentally.
>> Yeah, cuz you like you obviously have to
condition yourself, but you also just
have to have the [ __ ] will to just
endure pain for long enough.
>> Oh, no. I'm pretty sure your legs are
just burning after that [ __ ] No.
>> Oh, yeah. Your lungs are on fire. Your
legs are burning. Yeah. That's just
Can only imagine.
>> Yeah, that shot sucks.
There's shots in like a sky bridge.
>> Oh, ser doors open. Careful.
Left side.
Careful. Close.
>> Offside. It might have been might have
been black division cuz they they spawn
over here.
>> The [ __ ] it was. Wait, is that a There's
a
raider in the woman's room that just
kicked the door. I think it's a raider.
>> Yeah, the raiders to the right, too. I
heard
bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom. Bathroom.
Bathroom.
>> Oh, well, there goes my [ __ ] Okay, he
just throated the [ __ ] out of me. What
did that guy go?
>> For some reason, I'll forever remember I
I have a fond memory of playing baseball
when I was younger and I was like
>> usually when I hit the ball like dude, I
was flying everyone back up. Someone
told me that the other day.
>> I would have hit a home run if this I
just remember for some reason it
>> I suck at baseball. I was not good at
baseball.
>> For some reason I'll remember this
memory all the for the rest of my life.
I don't know why cuz that [ __ ] went
flying but it was a foul ball but it all
went all the way to the parking lot and
that [ __ ] was crazy. I don't know why
why I'm even talking about this story.
Like it's not even the description story
but like I'll remember it. I don't know
why. It's like just a random ass memory
just popped up in my head of me playing
baseball.
>> That's how it works. I sucked at
baseball and I sucked at basketball.
>> I was good at soccer. I was good at
soccer.
>> Basketball's like whatever though, to be
honest.
>> I don't like basketball.
>> I think I think basketball's like all
you just
>> Baseball's kind of I felt like it was
boring, too.
>> I I loved baseball when I was younger.
Baseball was fun as [ __ ]
>> I didn't like it.
>> I was a I was a catcher. I was a first
baseman. I was third baseman. I was all
of it. I didn't like baseball.
>> Also was just not good at it. I was just
not good at baseball.
>> You just could have hit the ball or
what?
>> I was good at football and I was good at
soccer.
>> That's fant.
That's the only thing that matters.
>> Well, yeah. Well, like I just never
really practice baseball cuz I didn't
like it. So, I never wanted to practice
it.
>> B. It's like basketball. You just have
to practice a lot. That that
>> Yeah, but I didn't like it. So like it's
hard to practice something you don't
like.
>> Exactly. That's why we play Tarov.
>> Oh,
cuz we [ __ ] hate ourselves.
>> Post is clear in here.
>> This door is open.
Not on fire.
Oh, I'm getting shot. Dumb, brother.
Probably player. Yeah, probably player.
>> Hey, how [ __ ] are you?
>> I got him.
>> You killed him. Holy [ __ ]
>> Yeah,
>> dude. I'm telling you. It's new mouse
buff.
>> I was just taunted. Oh, he's here.
>> He was here.
>> Oh, I thought he's further down.
>> New mouse pad. New mouse pad.
>> He sounded far away.
>> He was He was at the tent. Dude, this
guy's gun is crazy.
What the hell is Find some BBDs.
>> This guy's going through it.
Fencing. Fencing is probably fun as
[ __ ]
I want to use a real sword, though.
I want to use the little fencing thing.
Do you call it the fence? What do you
call the uh the little sword for
fencing? Call the fence. I'm on the
other stairs across from us by by green.
By green.
>> Come back down.
A foil. Yeah, that's lame. Should be a
sword.
Like fencing skill doesn't really
translate to actual sword fighting,
right? Like not that I'm ever going to
be in a sword fight, but like if I was,
would fencing prepare me for it?
Like maybe if we were both using like
little like a like a rapier, right? But
not like a big ass like night sword.
Like if you're using pokey swords. Yeah.
But if you're using a big like
big ass like night sword that you would
beat someone over the [ __ ] head with,
it's not going to help you.
Although, I guess fighting in armor is a
little bit different, right? Like
knights who are trained to fight against
other knights in armor were like
different tactics, I suppose.
That [ __ ] must have sucked, man.
Left, left, left. Down the hall. Left.
[ __ ] him up a little bit.
>> Did I kill him?
>> No, he's got his
He's dead.
>> Are you dead? Oh, you're dead.
>> There's another one. I just heard him.
There's another one. What the [ __ ] I
never heard that nade, bro.
>> Neither did I. I was shooting.
>> I never heard that.
>> Never ever heard that one. It was right
on top of me, too.
>> Yeah, that was a pretty chill nade.
Oh, there's three.
The sword fighting IRL called Hea,
right?
Hea.
There's also some like fighting
organization where they use like blunt
swords and they wear armor, but that
doesn't seem
like an actual representation of a
fight.
Like Hea, I think they score it based on
like where you hit the opponent.
This guy's running.
They're also doing the same strat.
Armored MMA. Is that what they call it?
I've seen it. But it also it doesn't
really seem like what a sword fight
would look like cuz they just end up
hitting each other with a [ __ ] one
object repeatedly.
>> Full dipped, I think. Oh, what the hell?
or maybe rotate from our far right. It's
kind of what I'm thinking.
Well, I don't know if they use like an
actual full weight sword. They use like
a shield and like some type of like
sword looking thing.
I don't know. I don't know how how much
it weighs. Like if you hit a guy with it
and he's wearing a helmet, I don't know
how much damage that does.
>> [groaning]
>> But that's just so dog. That's so dog.
>> I swear I just shot that guy in the head
like three times.
>> What?
That's so dog, bro.
>> I went down like a little [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> I just headsh shot this guy. Wait, what?
Okay, hold on.
Do you see what I'm looking at? Oh.
Oh, I don't see
>> this guy has a stock MDR.
>> Oh.
Oh,
>> has a stock MDR.
>> What the [ __ ]
>> I don't know. Whatever.
>> It's a [ __ ] Sigma, bro. Is a Sigma.
>> Well, killed two of his friends.
>> Yeah, I guess.
>> Yahoo.
>> A [ __ ] Bruno Mars. That [ __ ] bro.
Yeah, that's kind of unfortunate.
>> We're
wristy.
>> Yeah, do it. Well, I don't think a
wristy would have saved you there, but
yeah.
>> No, but I'm just thinking like if we're
going to be running around flashlights
aggro, like I may as well.
I kind of want to use Okay, if we're
going to use Okay, I kind of want to use
a uh
>> MP7. I have so much ammo for it. I know
it's
>> AP.
>> Don't use AP. Don't the Black Division,
bro. You're going to hate it. You're
gonna hate it against Black Division.
>> I got so much AP.
>> I know, but dude, you're gonna have to
shoot them so many times in the head. I
can I can just like envision it now.
Like you're going to have to have
>> You're warning me. You're warning me,
right?
>> But here's the thing.
>> You're not listening.
>> I'm not going to listen.
>> Like Tony, I'm hearing you, but I'm not
listening.
>> I'm not. Yeah, I'm hearing you, but it
ain't happening.
[laughter]
>> Have fun with that [ __ ]
>> Yeah, it's gonna be ass, but like, dude,
[ __ ] it. I don't know. I have so much of
it, so I might as well use it. a Twitch
hosted streamer fight night. I would I
feel like I'd beat some ass, man.
I feel like I'd beat some [ __ ] ass.
I guess a punch ass.
[ __ ] I'll be throwing them leg kicks.
Get you with that leg kick.
What gun am I using?
Sumo. We could always Twitch sumo.
>> Twitch. Sumo would actually be [ __ ]
hilarious, dude.
Imagine
getting [ __ ] in in like the
little the little whatever you call it
the diaper looking thing and then a
sumo.
What am I using
to use? I
>> I don't know.
What's even like viable?
Rock the 45. The four five vector. Let's
rock a four five vector.
>> I don't know.
>> The four five vector.
>> 10 minutes to decide this. Tony,
>> I did not have 10 minutes.
>> Yeah, cuz I was like so sigma locked in.
It was
>> You built it MP7. It takes three [ __ ]
milliseconds.
Okay. And
and and
you're cheating.
>> There's a goddamn fly in here. Get out
of here.
>> Get him out. Mr. Miyagi, that
[ __ ]
>> Use my I'll pinch him.
>> Yeah, with the chopsticks. No, you catch
him with the chopsticks like Mr. Miyagi.
>> No, I got to use my fingies. That's even
better.
Also, the sumo tournament is kind of
fire right now.
>> I'm going to watch it. I'm gonna get on
the treadmill later and put it on.
>> Dude, it's kind of fighting right now.
It's like the Ukrainian guy is like I
think 8-1 or nine and one. He beat the
Yokozuna. He beat both Yokozunas.
>> The Yokazunas are kind of having a
shitty tournament
for 12. There's a lot of people that are
like
the gym consistently.
>> It was very apparent the
>> I think guys going to win it.
>> We also found did better in
>> He's had his comeback. He missed like
what two tournaments or some [ __ ] He's
gonna win it, dude.
>> Ukrainian fella.
>> Yeah, [snorts] he's dude. He's a beast.
>> What's his name again? Nin Zazen.
Confencing
compared the skill difference. Well,
it's a different skill, right?
>> Like, don't the He guys use different I
don't know much about it, but don't they
use like different swords like larger,
heavier stuff? [ __ ] I forget what his
name is.
>> And the scoring is different and they
can like move around like fencing is
like straight line back and forth,
right? Isn't a Hea like circular
can move 360 720. [snorts]
I've also I've never done I've never
I've never done either of them. So also
I'm kind of talking out of my ass. Oh, I
put a shitty flashlight on.
>> Oh, hold on. I have to
hold on.
Do this.
Do this.
Do this.
>> These black divisions.
>> It's got to be
[ __ ] under me.
Dead gun. Dude, that guy just tanks so
much. What the [ __ ]
>> dude? APSX sucks, bro.
>> It doesn't. It doesn't. It sucks.
>> No, it's actually so bad. There's
another guy here. Oh my god. He [ __ ]
me up. He [ __ ] me up.
>> Oh, I got to heal. I'm healing.
>> I'm stuck. And I have no Thorax HP. And
he [ __ ] my
>> He's running, actually.
>> Oh, yeah. This This guy also [ __ ]
pretty good. Where's he at?
>> Down the hall. Down the hall. Down the
hall. Down the hall.
>> At the bottom. His ammo [ __ ] hurts.
>> Wait. Okay, Tony. Wait. Down the hall.
Where? Like
>> tense, tents, tents, tents, tents.
>> Oh, okay.
>> He ran though, so I don't know. Uh, this
guy is locked. He just headsh shot me
again.
>> He's locked.
>> Oh my god.
>> I'm going just run out. I'm going just
I'm going to flash that off and run out.
>> Are you Are you kidding me? Why?
>> Cuz you're going to you're going to get
him.
Ready?
>> Okay. Yes.
>> He's [ __ ] up. He's [ __ ] up. Throw
throw an N over the car.
>> Throw the tube out the boom.
>> I might have just [ __ ] on him. I might
have just [ __ ] on him.
>> He's dead.
>> I just [ __ ] all over him.
>> Nice. Nice. Nice. Bro, he [ __ ] me up,
dude.
Oh, what the [ __ ] This guy has so many
smoke grenades.
This dude, bro, he [ __ ] he was
hitting me like
any of his plate. He was hitting me non
[ __ ] stop. He shot me in the face
twice.
>> John Pork eater.
>> He shot me twice. God damn. That guy was
[ __ ] locked in.
>> How locked do you think that guy's How
locked do you think that guy's
>> That guy is three [ __ ] millimeters
from his monitor.
>> Yeah, I I I don't know about that fella.
>> He's He's fogging up the monitor is
breathing so close to it. A thanks for
[laughter] 6 months. Hollywood
three months.
[clears throat]
>> Black division up here.
Kill this one. I I need to go to these
guys' place. This guy cooked me, bro.
My plates are cooked. I got to do
surgery as well.
>> My helmet's cooked and I can't [ __ ]
see a damn thing. That piece of [ __ ] We
should chop off his balls.
>> What ammo did that guy have? Oh, I have
a key. Uh, which guy?
>> The [ __ ] the guy that we were just
fighting. [snorts]
>> Uh, [groaning]
I didn't grab the gun. [laughter]
Probably like okay ammo. I got the packs
of mags
jumping.
What? Hang. Uh, server server server
in server.
All right, hold up. Fixing my arm. Got
to pack my eggs and fix my arm.
>> Okay, I'm down the hall.
I don't hear him anymore.
Don't hear him anymore.
>> [sighs]
>> Where'd you go?
>> Down the hall.
>> I'm coming.
>> The staircase.
>> Oh my goodness. Your aura is dancing up
there. God damn.
Where'd you hear these shots?
Oh,
>> right there.
>> What [laughter] the
>> one more
>> under there? Yeah.
>> He's coming up. Excuse me. Excuse me.
>> Got that guy.
>> Oh, he was [ __ ] down here.
>> Yeah.
>> Another one,
>> maybe.
I don't know.
>> [ __ ] Did that guy come? I didn't even
hear him get in here.
>> [ __ ] I don't I'm [ __ ]
>> You're putting these [ __ ] guys down,
bro.
>> Yeah, got to my [ __ ] lobby, dude.
I am the werewolf.
>> Checking downstairs.
>> Checking the pooper.
>> Looks good.
>> I'm pretty sure this guy got hit in.
I was like I I swear I heard him like
push in and shoot.
This guy's a spear.
Bunch of BD in here.
>> I kind of want the spear.
Take that.
>> They have keys.
>> I have a key. Yeah.
>> Oh, hell yeah.
>> I need to move it. It does act though.
>> I have my moment.
Oh. Oh, it's opened already. These guys
are sneaky.
Honestly, we could do like if you
>> want to what? They shot the code.
>> Oh my god.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Grab other guns.
>> Dude, no.
>> Are you [ __ ] kidding me?
>> Something like if you shoot like 400
bullets, it removes it.
I think only like 400 impacts can be on
the map at once. Something like that.
>> Oh, there's a Keter above us. Have you
heard that?
>> Oh, that's me shooting.
Oh, wait. It's working.
>> Yeah. The hell? How do you know that?
I'm not going to have infinite.
Well, okay, Tony. I could tell you it's
seven and the last one is nine. And I
might have [ __ ] up.
>> Why?
>> Cuz I shot the code.
>> You shot it?
>> So, Oh. 7179.
>> 7179.
>> Yeah.
>> Shoot.
>> 7179.
That's kind of cool. I didn't know you
could do that.
>> Yeah. They think that they're trolls.
I'm too smart.
>> Oh, good. He's up up up top.
Dude, they're like invincible. The
explosions. What the [ __ ]
Drop shot me, man. [ __ ]
I got this.
>> Where you [ __ ] at?
>> They're all dead. I told you I got it.
>> Oh, I jammed. I jumped. I jammed.
They're all [ __ ] I got them.
[laughter]
Immediate [ __ ] panic.
>> Immediate panic, [laughter]
>> dude. But he was creeping, man. He was
taking an elevator.
>> Hiding an elevator. The service tech was
in the elevator.
>> Goddamn elevator. Service tech.
>> Dude, I don't I'm alive.
>> I know. I got you. I jammed. I It's My
gun is 91 durability.
>> Yep. [ __ ] Play-Doh gun, bro. Play-Doh
gun.
>> What the [ __ ]
>> You got that Gumby gun.
>> [ __ ] you, Nikita. You piece of [ __ ]
>> It's cuz Nikita looks like Play-Doh, so
he wants all the guns to be Play-Doh.
>> Well, his ass looks like Play-Doh more
like it. I [ __ ] Give me some of that.
>> Play with that for a little bit. [ __ ]
that guy, dude.
>> I don't know. Because they [ __ ] got he's
he's all crumbly. You know what I'm
talking about? He got that the fat
sinking in on the left and right of the
ass cheek. You know what I'm talking
about?
>> Okay. What are we
>> He's got that full natty. He's got that
full natty Play-Doh ass. You don't got
He don't got that BBL.
>> What are we even saying? Was it 7179?
>> 7179. Yeah.
>> [ __ ] that guy, dude.
>> Damn. I was right.
>> What is with this? Wait, you took this
gun?
>> What gun? You took this mutant.
>> What mutant?
>> The [ __ ] do you mean? What mutant?
>> What are you talking about?
>> That was on that guy.
>> What guy? The bees on
>> the staircase.
>> Yeah, the staircase on the bottom.
>> The one up top.
>> The guy up top.
>> Yeah, the guy up top.
>> Guy up top.
>> Did you not take it? No,
>> Tony. I can literally feel you smiling.
Like, I can feel it. Took it.
>> I do not know what you're talking about,
>> dude. I can kill you.
>> What do you mean what guy? The guys that
we killed at the goddamn staircase.
>> I didn't kill anybody.
>> I know you did it cuz you suck. I did
everything.
>> Yeah, I didn't do anything. Exactly. I
don't know what you're talking about,
>> dude. Tony, I can literally hear you
smiling.
>> I don't know how you hear a smile, but
>> dude,
>> that's kind of weird. That's kind of
weird.
>> Oh, now it Okay,
>> it's kind of weird.
>> This is some crazy ass gas light right
now.
>> It's kind of I have it. I have it. You
can get it.
>> No, you can have it.
>> No, no, no, no, no.
>> Y I already defiled it.
>> I want it.
>> You defiled it with your greasy little
fingers.
>> You touched it. Now I have
>> Well, I'm not going to use it. Are you
going to use it? I'm I'm not going to
>> I was kind of just robbing you to see
what you said.
>> Well, just take it. I don't even care.
>> I don't But I don't I don't need it.
>> It's all wax.
>> It's got MAPS in it. You don't want it.
>> Wait, you should take his mags.
>> Hold on. Really?
>> Yeah.
>> I'm unpacking mags right now.
[snorts]
>> Mag in the gun is M A.
I'll check this one in a sec.
>> Damn, that guy was dangerous, huh?
>> Yeah. Thank god I saw him his head
through the window. He was creeping.
>> Thank god I was sitting in the corner
next to him for [ __ ] four minutes and
he didn't move an inch.
>> Yeah, I can't believe that either.
>> Here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Take Take that
guy.
Yeah.
>> Oh my god. There's no way, [laughter]
bro.
>> No, there's actually no way that's a
[ __ ] human being. How is that a human
being?
>> I don't know. I don't think he's a
being. I think he's a bean. He's a human
being.
>> Human bean.
>> He's a human being. I think he had a
suppressed shotty. What is this?
>> I dropped that gun upstairs for you.
>> Oh, you No, you can take it. I don't
want it.
>> I dropped it. I dropped it, though.
>> I don't want it. Take it.
>> Well, nobody's [ __ ] getting it,
apparently.
Dude, he had a SA50. What is this guy
doing?
>> No meds.
>> He's creeping.
>> No.
>> He's creeping.
>> He has a razor, though.
>> Don't take the [ __ ] gun.
>> I'm not taking the [ __ ] gun.
>> You can't make me.
>> Nobody's taking
>> Can't make it. Nobody's taking this
[ __ ] gun.
Nobody's getting it.
All right. This guy salad bags and all
his bags.
>> You want a hot tub stream? Yeah, that's
not it.
Not not happening.
>> Your shots towards like parking.
>> Yeah, I heard that. I am at the button.
Tell me when you would like it
activated.
>> What do you want to loot all these guys
and leave? Let's go hit res.
>> Uh, okay. You hit res. It's all you. I
looted.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, did you hit black?
>> Uh, it's already hit. Oh, okay. I mean,
I got hella stems on me towards res.
Sure there's no guy here.
Hot tub stream. I'm not doing. You can't
pay me to get in a hot tub on camera.
Just cannot pay me to do that.
>> Oh my goodness.
Hey, what are you doing back there?
>> I don't What do you mean?
>> Hey. Hey.
>> Just looking.
>> Hey,
>> I'm just looking. You got a roll.
Nothing good there. Damn
>> piece of [ __ ]
We got to take these clocks. The
>> got a price. I mean, it would have to be
so much. It would have to be so so much.
[snorts]
It would have to be so much. Are you
throwing Zaza?
Why are you smoking me out?
You know I have a gun and I can shoot
you in the face, right?
>> No, you can't.
>> Yo, I'm going to die.
>> What are you talking?
>> Are these smokes or is this Zaza?
>> Smoke.
>> Oh, I thought it Zaza. Oh my god.
[laughter]
>> Thought it was Zaza.
>> Would you hit the button? Oh [ __ ]
Where?
>> I thought you were hitting me with the
Zaza.
>> Well, it is the Zaza. It's just the good
kind of Zaza, not the one that makes you
die.
>> The holistic Zaza. Yeah.
>> All right. What are we even doing in
here?
>> I don't know. Let's get the [ __ ] out of
here. Let's go hanger. You like killed
the entire lobby pretty much besides one
guy that's under this map.
>> Where are we going?
>> I don't [ __ ] it though.
>> Get out of there. My helmet's beat up.
>> Wait, you didn't you didn't hit the
alarm.
>> No.
>> God damn it.
>> No, you said you wanted to go to resz.
>> Well, yeah. I thought you going to hit
it and we go to res and then maybe we go
parking. But I guess we'll go hang her.
Well, we don't know which one's which.
Yeah, we don't know. We don't know where
Wedge is at.
>> Yeah. Well, maybe auto block.
>> I heard M4 towards Obl towards kitchen.
>> Very good. Perfect.
fought the wedge wolf. Yeah, it's just
Wedge in a furry suit.
It's just Wedge in a furry suit.
Zost is clear. Zakost is clear.
>> Yeah. Hold up. I'm a fat [ __ ] over
here. I'm chunky.
>> Oh, damn. Like that.
>> Yeah, I'm chunky.
Elon and you said the MP7 wasn't good.
>> [clears throat]
[clears throat]
[cough]
>> Oh.
I killed five fellas,
>> man. Man, I know you were [ __ ] You
were out there moving on the field, man.
>> I'm a demon. I'm a demon.
>> Moving. Moving.
Hit him with the crisscross.
>> The crissross. Yeah. Hit him with the
crisscross.
[clears throat]
And everyone keeps trying to take that
all away.
way.
Mhm.
Okay,
dude. Good job. Last raid, dude.
>> Dude, thanks, dude.
>> That MP7 was kind of, you know, that
[ __ ] was hidden, [ __ ]
>> I know, dude. That's what I'm saying. I
was I was literally out there pow.
>> It sucked against the BDS, though,
right?
likew
and then I was like, "Oh [ __ ] I
jammed."
>> It's pretty much a reenactment of last
>> You should like you should re you should
like voice over audiobooks or something
with that kind of
>> They said there's war happening. You
just hear me in the background as meow
pow
>> as I'm reading. As I'm reading
>> [laughter]
>> Look, it sound like a goddamn seagull.
>> Sound like designer at the aquarium.
[laughter]
>> You ever seen that video,
>> dude? That shit's fighting.
>> That video is Have you Have you seen the
video of him at the aquarium?
>> Bro, video.
>> It's It's like designer at the aquarium.
It's the most ridiculous [ __ ]
>> What is he is he just making random ass?
>> He's just making like noises at the
[ __ ] fish like [laughter] Oh, he does
make noise.
>> It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
>> It's a classic video.
[clears throat]
You forfeit the game.
Nice. Sue
Oops.
[clears throat]
Wiki Feet. Is that an actual website?
Wiki Feet. I don't even want to look
that up. Do I dare look that up? Oh. Uh,
did the stream just go down temporarily?
I think it did. Good. Are we here? Are
we here? Are we back? Hello.
It's back. I think it I think it died
for a second. It said OBS reconnection
successful.
Wait, did you have to refresh? If you
had to refresh to get it back, that
sucks.
I think that was a Twitch issue because
nothing else went down. I think that was
just Twitch [ __ ] me.
>> Well, not like YouTube didn't go down or
anything like that. So,
>> okay. Tony,
>> people do
>> the same thing as last. Where you going?
over here. See what's going on.
Go upstairs.
I'm thinking that too.
Wait, maybe first. I'm going to go
first. You go third.
>> No, it's third. It's third. Hella bolts
up here.
>> Okay.
spotted.
Granata
deploying granata
>> grenade move.
>> They're prone on the [ __ ] right,
dude.
>> Oh, that's Zaza.
>> Oh my goodness. Okay, let's go under.
Let's go under. Let's go to res. These
guys are kind of
They're kind of locked. They throw it
Zaza's gas.
I think I got both. I got one of them at
least. [cough]
>> Guys going through it.
>> Oh, you under.
>> Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh yeah, Twitch [ __ ] me.
Yep. Twitch [ __ ] me. RIP. Pain in the
ass.
There was a lot of granatas up here.
Tony,
at the box. At the box. At the box.
>> Shot you. Did you kill him?
>> Yeah, he he hit me in the head. Right in
the eyeball. I think I killed him. I
don't see any blood.
>> Are you sure?
>> I don't see blood.
>> He's dead.
>> He was in fact not dead.
>> I kill him there. Okay, I'm jumping out.
>> He was in fact not dead.
>> Oh, no. No one's been dead.
>> Neck things for 53 months.
>> There might been. You would have been
too
>> maybe. I'm done. I don't see any blood
though.
>> How's it?
>> That guy's dead. There's still no blood.
He's dead.
>> I don't get it. I'm shooting in the
head. I didn't
>> cuz that [ __ ] doesn't one hit the head.
That ammo.
>> Well, well, [ __ ] It's not even
about the It's not even about the It hit
It's about the hit rack, not the goddamn
bullets.
>> Oh, I'm just telling you it doesn't hit
the head.
This guy was not dying, dude. He He has
gas on. Come on. Is that not the other
guy?
>> No, it's just one guy. Swear I was shoot
him in the face, though. Hold on. I got
like
I got a bullet hole in my face.
I bring an extra mask, but I can't cuz
it's a ri's [ __ ] up now, too. Mine's
working fine. That's
>> what sucks about these. You only get
like two per set.
Yep.
I mean, I could shoot you in the face.
Pick up like a Black Division pistol or
something. I don't know if it's going to
kill you, but
>> um
[sighs]
could find a raider gun. Like a shotgun.
No, no, no, no, no. What? What are you
talking about? I don't want to. Oh,
don't shotgun my face.
>> Uh, I say we go towards red.
Honestly, all I need is one eyeball, so
it's fine. It's like not the worst. I
can still kind of see.
>> No, I'm saying, are you going to be able
to repair it after the raid? [sighs]
>> Maybe. It's at 48 out of 55.
>> I think you can.
Think you counted the level.
>> I'm going go to the parking.
Coming.
You like to think you're never wrong.
Applying a lubrication.
>> I'm already lubed up.
>> Issues Instagram Discord. It's probably
some like AWS or Cloud Flare issue
>> cuz that's what like 95% of the [ __ ]
internet runs off of
>> probably here.
Just walk my ass in here. Hey. Hello.
Hello.
>> Shots in the ass. It's okay.
>> It's kind of massive, so I get it.
>> Shot you in the [ __ ] ass, man.
>> Gets in the way, though. I understand.
>> I shot you in the left cheek.
>> Yeah, that [ __ ] felt good. Call me
Forest Gum.
Oh, that thing in the cut through over
there
through the door. So, I think there's a
guy
either in there ratting or the body or
Black Division probably killed him
maybe.
Get a little peek upstairs.
Parking buttons open.
>> I'm going to check this. I'm going to
check this. I'm going to show you the
come through.
>> Let me Let me get with you. Let me get
with you. Don't open yet.
>> Sorry. Yes, sir. Couple yellow stairs. I
don't know if he's there.
>> Okay.
>> Wait, is that a player? Uh, no. He's
He's down here for sure.
>> Wait, can I Okay, go.
Holy Sigma.
>> Left door.
>> Holy Sigma.
>> Oh, see
dead.
>> That guy.
>> Yep. Killed him.
>> Pre-fired the [ __ ] out of here.
>> Mhm. Yeah, he did. He hurt. His ammo
[ __ ] hurt, dude.
>> On top of the door, too.
>> Yeah, his ammo was hurting.
>> What?
>> You You predicted on top of the [ __ ]
>> I don't know. I might have been late.
What does he say?
Yeah, that's crazy predicting you like
that. An
>> M80.
Okay, I'm going go back to where pocket
stairs.
God damn, I can't see [ __ ]
All right,
these be fresh armor plates. Dude, this
guy [ __ ] up all their plates.
>> [sighs]
>> [ __ ] I hear BDS out here.
BDS out here.
>> I'm at park.
>> Seasonals being introduced as a middle
ground for PvE and PvP players. I think
they're just using it as a way to like
produce content without actually
producing content.
>> I hear him like mid.
>> Okay.
>> No keys here.
No keys on any of these guys.
>> I heard something to my left under cat
maybe.
Oh my god.
>> The wedge.
>> I don't know. Bunch of black division up
here though at Cat. Yeah, I hear him.
>> Oh, I'm getting shot across the map.
>> One's not dead. Are you flipping kidding
me, dude?
>> Still not dead. Are you flipping kidding
me, dude?
I'd be careful if you go parking stairs
or I mean our yellow stairs.
>> Oh my god, there's so many.
>> Yeah.
[ __ ] I can't even [ __ ]
Oh, dude. They're locked in.
>> Yeah, they're like undercut. There's a
few under
>> in front of me like outside of yellow
stairs. I just I can't [ __ ]
Can't do anything. One is ran up.
Oh, I got a key. Good work.
There's a spider in the wall.
>> There's a spider on the wall.
The [ __ ] is that
>> spider?
Yeah, there's a black division inside
intel with quads on looking me looking
at me through the wall
and intel. Oh. Oh, they're coming out.
>> One's pushing me right now.
>> Oh my god. It's Wedge. It's Wedge. It's
Wedge. It's Wedge.
>> Okay.
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] They're
They're by They're by Yeah. Yeah. I got
to
>> I don't know what to do. Panic. Where
you at?
>> In In where we killed the guy. Where we
killed the guy? I'm panicking.
>> Where Where's Wedge?
>> Right outside of my [ __ ] door, dude.
>> Wait. In parking.
>> Parking stairs. Yellow stairs. Yellow
stairs.
>> Oh, go.
>> Yeah. I'm going to run. I'm going to run
and go underground. I think he's chasing
me.
>> What do you mean? What do you mean
you're leaving me?
>> I'm running. What do you mean? You're on
the other side, right?
>> But I'm stuck as well.
>> Where are you?
>> Parking stairs.
[sighs]
You can get out. You can go up.
>> I think I killed them.
>> You should be able to go up.
>> Go up and then into boiler and then go
down. Then meet me at Olaf.
>> There's there's black division up here.
>> Oh, and I'm dead to die.
>> Are you [ __ ] kidding?
>> He's in the staircase by his unit just
[ __ ] chilling there. I saw a leg.
That was a dead body.
>> God damn it. All right.
>> Anyway, I thought it was a [ __ ] dead
body. I just saw a leg sitting there.
[clears throat]
>> Okay.
All wedges pushing me.
Oh, I just pushed.
Oh god.
I got to get the bucket before Wedge
pulls up.
[ __ ] Oh, they're in.
>> Oh my god.
>> That sucks, dude. [clears throat]
>> Dude, they're inside. That's why they so
>> I want to get your get back, but I'm
stuck.
>> He's going to be long gone probably.
>> No, dude. Tony. No, dude. You don't know
who you're talking. I'mma chase that
[ __ ] down till the end of this
raid. I'm getting your
>> Oh, I mean, yeah. You can't really get
away, huh?
>> Yeah,
>> maybe. I don't even care about the gun.
The gun kind of sucks ass. I'll just
risy helmet.
>> Yeah, that's what I want. I want the
wristy.
>> Yeah, I would like to keep that wristy.
>> I I don't know. Well, how am I supposed
to get out of here, dude? [laughter]
There's wedge guards inside intel. I
don't know how they're going to All
right, I got this [ __ ]
Definitely smoke grenades.
Oh, good [screaming] gobs. That's the
way to do it. I don't know if they're
going to work, but smoke grenades.
You think it's going to work?
>> Yeah.
Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Are you
[ __ ] kidding me?
Oh my god, he's out of bullets. I think
they can see through that smoke.
>> No, no, they can't.
>> Bro, you're thorax. You're thorax.
>> Hold on.
>> This is [ __ ] thorax.
>> What is this,
[snorts]
[ __ ]
Holy head shot.
Holy head shot.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Where'd you die at?
>> Res unit 10. Where'd you die?
Res unit 10.
I don't know if the smokes work. It
doesn't look like they work on this map.
On icebreaker, it looks like they work,
but not on this map. Rats, thank give us
61 months.
>> Rats.
>> This guy shall die.
>> Oh, I can feel it.
Checking out the new PoE League
probably. Well, maybe.
>> I like PoE. Oh, shot me in the leg.
Shot me in the leg.
Shot me in the leg. You shot you in the
[ __ ]
What the hell? Why'd he kill you so
fast?
>> By the way, I'm not using this MP7
anymore. It jammed at me like three
times.
I don't see what happened with the
stream. Why the stream went down?
>> Server.
It's just a Twitch problem.
>> What? He's trying to escape, Tony.
[clears throat]
>> Muji is really dark. So, labs. I know it
doesn't say there's a time
>> [ __ ]
>> a time zone for labs,
>> but there is. You just can't see it. So
the the sky box on the labs map that you
can't see
>> goes through weather changes and it
affects the illuminated like interior of
labs.
So some labs raids are darker than
others.
Just tarov [ __ ]
>> Tarov [ __ ]
What
>> is this guy deaf?
>> Yeah, he's deaf. There's no audio. It
might be Ralph. I don't know
>> what. Ralph.
>> Is it Ralph?
>> Yeah, he's deaf. There's no audio. It
might be Ralph. I don't know
>> who the What? What did you die to? What?
God
to Ralph.
>> The [ __ ] is going on?
>> Die to Ralph.
>> Die to Ralph. Die to Ralph. You died to
Ralph. Okay,
>> Ralph.
>> I killed him.
>> Ralph,
>> your goodies.
>> Daddy, Ralph, apparently.
Apparently.
>> [ __ ] Ralph.
Piece of [ __ ]
Second lag, bro. Leave me alone.
>> Yeah, there's always like two to three
There's always like two to three
>> seconds latency with Twitch streams or
just streams in general.
>> Go away. Leave me alone.
>> Well, give me the wrist.
>> I'll give it back to you. I'll give it
to you. That's what I thought. Yeah.
Give me the wrist tea.
Be a good boy.
>> I'll come out. Don't shoot me.
>> Don't you dare shoot me.
>> How's the raids been?
>> Don't you dare do that.
>> Pretty good.
>> More often than not.
>> Pretty good. I died I died this raid
sadly.
>> It's in his bag. It's in his bag.
>> All right. And now I'm going to need you
to take 30 m and go to go to the go to
your left your left.
[snorts] And then I need to grab that
wrist.
>> Hold on. I'll get it out of his bag and
toss it out. I'll get it out of his bag.
Toss it out. Hold on.
>> Ragus is robbing this guy, man.
[sighs]
[snorts]
>> Yeah. Good boy. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm hiding. Don't shoot me.
>> All right.
>> I'm leaving.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Goodbye.
>> I'm sorry.
>> Well, Tony,
>> I robbed this pockets for the wristy.
>> Target on 12.
>> What the [ __ ] do you mean target on 12?
>> [sighs]
>> The light from the moon on labs. Yeah,
there's the moonlight on labs.
>> I got your helmet.
>> He got my helmet.
You got my helmet. Okay,
>> I got your helmet. Um, he begged for his
life.
>> I I know. We were Yeah, we were
watching.
>> Damn. I killed two [ __ ] that
raid, too. Damn, son.
>> [ __ ] I don't even know.
I killed a lot of fellas, I think.
I think.
Well,
>> well, you didn't die to a Ralph, so your
chat lied.
Yeah, I did. I died to Ralph. Ralph
daddy or something.
100% died to Ralph. Just left.
>> You sure? Cuz that guy that guy was
begging for for his life.
>> No, it was like Ralph daddy daddy Ralph
or something.
Interesting.
>> So Ralph had a partner in crime.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, the thing is
>> son.
>> Well, good good news. I killed the guy
that killed you. So like technically
that guy's innocent. Did
>> you get my Prolex or anything?
>> Just the wristy.
>> Just the wristy.
>> Damn.
Damn. I mean, that guy mad off like a
bandit.
>> Yeah. Honestly, like he kind of seemed
innocent. So I was like
>> made off like a bandit. That
[ __ ] is not innocent.
>> No, that guy was innocent, dude.
>> Bragas, there are no innocents in Tarov.
>> Well, that guy everybody has sinned and
must be purged in the the fires of
Russia. Russian hell.
>> You got to purge the unclean.
>> You're a goddamn poet. What are you
doing?
>> You got to purge the unclean.
>> I'mma use this M4.
This This is Black Division M4.
>> That's a great idea.
>> Well, dude, I don't see you have you
don't have any better ideas.
>> I got the best ideas.
>> Yeah, your ideas lowkey started kind of
stinky poo poo.
>> What? What the [ __ ] should I use?
>> I don't know. I'm using them for, but
>> 56 has been ass for me.
>> Um
>> 190. I didn't have 190. Yeah, I won 168
yesterday.
>> Well, I don't think 5.56 was the issue
there.
>> No, but 556, dude. I had the the most
insane [ __ ] hitover
for 70 months.
>> Yeah,
>> dude. Man, I'm rock a [ __ ] SA58
like a Sigma.
>> Oh, got some Sigma [ __ ] Yeah, I got
M61.
>> Run some M61s.
>> Should I put this [ __ ] in a
drum?
>> Uh, hell yeah. Erggo doesn't really
matter too much anymore.
>> But I'm a [ __ ] a drum,
>> dude. I have no space in my [ __ ]
stash.
>> I know. That's what I'm saying.
>> That's what I'm saying.
>> I got no space in my stash.
>> Okay. I don't sound like that.
>> I'm back. I got no Did you buy the other
SH expansion?
>> There's another one
>> when from the um when they dropped the
store.
>> When they dropped it? Yeah.
>> Yeah. Well, no, the store when I added
the the items shop thing.
>> Yeah, I grabbed more from the the store.
>> Okay. And you're out.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn. You need some cases, my guy. [ __ ]
>> I do. I do use cases, just not all the
time.
>> You need some more cases.
All right. I got a [ __ ] S858.
I'm in this job. Test it out.
>> I got to help me.
>> Transit from labs to streets during the
event. You can transit to labs, not from
labs. I believe
>> to off the last few weeks.
>> Honestly on the game's progression since
>> I used last time I used M61, it was kind
of cooking these guys.
>> The desync has definitely been an issue,
but I mean, when the [ __ ] hasn't it
been? But they've been doing a good job
with like events and content and [ __ ]
like that, which is what they need to be
doing.
>> I got helmet.
>> All right. That's all you're getting.
>> Okay. Okay.
Oh, this gun [ __ ] sucks ass.
>> It's It's not that bad.
Depends how you build it.
I built it like a [ __ ] Sigma. What do
you mean?
What do you mean how I build it? The
[ __ ] else do you build it?
>> Well, I'm not going to share those
secrets.
Got the red brake, my gangster grip
using SPR stock on it,
dude. This thing sucks.
Honestly,
if you kind of like
kind of tap it, it's it's not bad. Well,
it's still pretty bad, but if you tap
it, it's not like crazy crazy.
>> Oh, that's I see why you going wrong.
Oh, god.
>> Why am I going wrong? What did I do? Oh
jeez.
Tony, [snorts] you got to learn how to
build guns.
Oh god.
What is that?
Ka. Ka.
cut.
Uh, I think it's a stock.
>> No, I think it's a max recoil stock.
>> Is that it? You sure?
>> Yeah.
>> You should try You should do a
suppressed zero er
suppressor.
That's what I usually use because this
gun like the erggo really doesn't really
matter anymore.
This actually feels kind of decent.
Oh,
okay. I'm going to check this spawn
behind us.
Thank god I did. There's a worm on the
floor that head shot me instantly. [ __ ]
That was a guy.
>> Yeah, that was a fella. People in front
of us, dude. What is this, dude? What is
that? Oh my. Dude, they're having a
[ __ ] ward now. I see a flashlight.
Oh. Ow ow ow ow ow. What the f? What's
peeking you?
>> I don't know,
>> dude. I have a cocka shadow on my gut.
>> I Yeah, that's the best.
>> Holy [ __ ] dude. It's actual cocka
shadow.
>> Yeah, I'm telling you, you can get cocka
shadows now. It's the best.
>> They're up top.
>> They're up.
>> This guy, bro, he just shot me in the
face I don't know how many [ __ ]
times.
>> I need help. Where are you?
>> I'm in your kitchen, dude. Dude, they're
cooking up the sal like
>> this. I might have killed the guy
cheating, dude.
>> Yeah, I also thought
>> guy. Oh, they're inside cat. Inside cat.
>> Well, there's something else creeping
under red by me.
>> I'm coming to you.
>> He's like out by main, I think.
Something by main.
>> This guy's like a
>> Are you under?
>> Yeah. Yeah. He's like a doodoo AK. Level
20 something. [ __ ] ripped my head of
it.
>> Oh, that guy's not real. I just look at
his body, Dad. That mother
>> I don't know.
>> That [ __ ] ain't real, dude. You
see that guy's body,
>> dude? No grip, no nothing. He shot me in
the [ __ ] like chest and face like
instantly.
>> Let's go on. Let's get out of here.
Let's go towards Espen.
>> All right, let's go.
Dude, it looked like he was It looked
like he put a [ __ ] jackhammer on my
head when he was shooting me. [laughter]
[ __ ] crazy.
>> Is your mask okay?
>> Yeah, I know. You hit me in the um No,
it it took two damage, but it doesn't
have a crack.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, it does. It's just like kind of off
the screen.
>> I like that when that happens fight.
>> Yeah, you mean like the top of the head,
the chest, the [ __ ] mask, everything.
>> That guy might be a little silly fell.
>> Maybe, but he's dead. I don't know. He
could just be a crazy man.
>> No, no, no, no. You don't You don't
trust those guys, Tony. Don't give those
guys a benefit of the doubt. They're
running stock AKs with no helmet, no
headset, no MVGs, no armor. Huh?
You don't give them a bit of the doubt.
You chop off their balls and send them
sentence them to prison.
Oh my [ __ ] god.
Oh, what the hell? What the hell? The
hell? On the right. On the right. And
then down. Down.
>> Right and down. Like down. I'm full
behind. I'm full blind. I'm full blind.
I'm full. Are you full?
>> Go, go left. Go left. Go left. Go left.
Go left. Backwards. Backwards now.
Backwards now.
>> Flash.
>> Yeah. Perfect.
>> Oh my god. Oh, Tony. Don't Don't do
that. Don't do that. Tony, I'm telling
you, don't do that.
>> I'll engage this [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Tony, I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
>> I would not do that.
>> [sighs]
>> Bro, this guy thinks he can engage. I
can engage.
>> All right, I believe in you.
>> He looking so [ __ ] cool right now,
though.
>> Oh, no. That's them. Oh, [ __ ] that.
We're leaving. What are you talking
about?
>> Run, run, run, [laughter] run. Oh, [ __ ]
There's a guy there. Oh my god. I just
[ __ ] fas.
>> Oh, there's a guy with an SK.
>> Oh my god, dude. There was two. I could
see that one of those going [ __ ]
crazy.
>> Holy [ __ ] He's tweaking. He's tweaking,
>> bro. He's [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh.
[screaming]
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh my god,
>> dude. He's playing active matter.
>> Whoa.
>> Look at him go,
>> dude. He's in the vortex,
>> dude. God.
>> Wait, watch he doesn't creep up behind
you. This [ __ ]
>> Well, I think I killed a player back
here.
>> I killed two of these bozos here. I
[ __ ] I said shut the [ __ ] down.
>> Look at this guy. Put him up against the
wall.
>> RPG. What is that secondary gun? He's
got
>> swag
to clear the blast.
Are we actually fighting this [ __ ]
>> Tony.
>> [ __ ] it. I'm down.
Tony,
>> quit being a [ __ ]
>> I'm not a [ __ ] dude. I'll get this
[ __ ]
>> Get some balls.
>> I got this [ __ ]
>> Grab your [ __ ] nuts.
>> Time to go to war, soldier. Oh, wait. I
hear him close. I hear him close. I hear
him close. There's too much Zaza. I
can't see.
I'm greened out. I'm greened out.
I'm watching your left. This guy. Dude,
look at this guy's gun.
What the [ __ ]
>> Yeah, I
>> What the hell is going on? This guy's
got Prestige 5.
>> I can't see [ __ ]
>> I can't see anything.
>> Oh, they keep swiveling, dude.
>> I know.
Why is there so much [ __ ] zaza?
>> Cuz they're Hey, they got to relax. Time
for them to relax.
>> Why' you werewolf
spearing it? Good. You have a hybrid
ammo. It's good.
>> So he starts hitting the Zaza.
>> Give me a Give me a How?
>> That's not a good howl. [screaming]
>> What do you mean? That's perfect.
Well, I can't
The the [ __ ] door is in the way,
dude.
>> Okay, how about this?
How about this? Okay, Tony, I I'm
putting a lot of trust into
>> Oh my god. Are you act There's no way.
>> I put a lot of trust into throw a nade
first.
>> No, Tony. I'm putting a lot of trust
into you.
>> Oh my god. Uh I'm going to try. Okay.
All right. [ __ ] it. Go.
>> You ready?
>> [ __ ] it. Yeah. [ __ ] it. This This
thing's This barricade's going to [ __ ]
me up, though. I know it.
Oh god,
that one.
All right.
I'm watching right. I'm watching right.
>> Get back, soldier. I I couldn't do
anything against that.
>> Oh, dude. They're locked. They're
locked.
>> You good?
>> Yeah, I'm good. I got to heal up.
Oh [ __ ] They're mobile
one.
>> Oh, he's werewolf.
>> He didn't do that.
>> There's so much Zaza.
>> Oh, one's pushing up close.
>> Hey, close the door, you piece of [ __ ]
I'm doing surgery.
>> Ah,
>> stick to the plan.
>> No, no. Well, yeah. If he walks in, I'll
kill him. Just if he pushes, I'll kill
him. Got him. Told you. I got you.
>> Wedges left.
>> Yeah, I know. I'm zazed out. I'm greened
out. I'm greened out.
>> Yeah. So am I. So am I.
>> [sighs]
>> Just let them push us. [snorts]
>> I am. I'm doing surgery.
>> This gun actually [ __ ] them up, so
we're good.
>> I told you.
>> Well, I think Wedge is too [ __ ] mate to
push, though.
>> Well, yeah. We're We're not at goddamn
Comic Con or whatever, dude. He's He
can't role play right now.
He wants to be in his furry suit, but
he's locked out. He's trying to get in.
[snorts]
>> He's trying to hop on VR chat when he's
down here.
>> Oh my god. VR chat.
>> He's about to hop on.
>> I love VR chat.
>> Yeah, he's going to sit in front of a
mirror with all his buddies.
>> What do you mean you love VR chat?
>> Who doesn't love VR chat? Hanging out
with all my my buddies. My wear buddies
on VR chat.
>> Dude, you ever seen
>> my wear pals?
>> My wear pals.
>> Well, you don't have any wear pals,
>> chat. You guys got pals. Kid, thank you
for 51 months.
>> I need to start holling at night. Maybe
I can find them. Perfect.
>> [screaming]
>> This also shaded.
>> Okay. He was by the car on the left. Oh,
he's pushing up close. He's pushing.
That's you.
>> I don't hear him.
>> Oh my god. Tony,
>> I'll be careful. He's He's in the car to
the left.
>> This gun is in the
>> What if I need What if I need a Granada?
I'm a Granada, too. Granada, too.
Oh, he went deeper.
Oh,
>> okay. I'll throw a
run in. I'll peek.
>> Hold on. Your big ass head got in the
way, but it's okay.
>> You can't see him. Oh,
got him. Oh my god, dude. He was so
close. He was Dude, he was actually like
four feet. I could have [ __ ] kissed
him on the lip. He was so close.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah, that was spooky right there.
>> That was a spooky one.
>> He was zooming, dude.
That guy was zooming.
>> The key is ours. [clears throat]
>> [ __ ] was easy.
[ __ ] easy.
>> I mean, this gun honestly pretty [ __ ]
good at killing them.
>> They pack some mags.
pretty [ __ ] good at killing them. Oh,
I gave you his mags. I dropped one, but
Oh, wait. Do you have you have MP7? You
don't have MP7?
>> I got I got
>> Okay.
So, these guys are cool.
Well, I'm pretty sure there's fellas.
Oh, I forgot a black card. So, if you
have a
>> I have you have it. Go hit it.
>> Let's go hit that John right now.
>> Oh, let me pack these mags.
>> Oh, I heard a TXer at
>> Yep. I heard that.
I heard that. I heard that.
>> [clears throat]
[sighs]
>> in the locker room.
Okay.
>> You think we could Do you think we could
full Natty the code?
>> Force it?
>> Yeah. Do you think we can full Natty it?
>> No.
>> But what if we just guess the 6969 code?
>> Well, then then Yeah.
>> Or the 6767. Is there 6767?
>> A tarantula nods? The [ __ ] is a
tarantula nod?
Why is there no loose loot? Oh, black
key.
>> Um,
>> go in black and get a free black.
[sighs]
Only one bitty. I am
fly out.
didn't even do [ __ ] to me.
>> Yeah, cuz you're [ __ ] sick, man. Too
>> sick. [ __ ] flashbangs. I don't
give a [ __ ] about flash.
>> Did I scare you? Did I scare you? Did
you think I was a black division?
>> Uh,
no. Little too circular in shape to be a
black division.
>> All right. [clears throat] All right.
All right. Is that Is this what we're
going to do?
>> I guess I had the key.
>> Is it Is it what we're going to do?
>> They're quad mods. Oh, you're that
>> All right, let's go to that TX, bro.
Let's go kill that guy. Let's go on to I
remember that, Tony. I'll remember that.
>> I don't go [ __ ]
>> I keep receipts. I keep receipts. Every
single time that happens, I
>> The only receipt you have is your
[ __ ] hairline.
>> Okay, first off, that don't make me
Don't Dude,
don't even start with me.
>> That shit's receding.
>> That That No, it is not. No, it's not.
You got the receipts for sure.
>> Dude, what are you talking about?
>> You got the receipts.
>> That is just an assumption. This is not
even true.
>> How about that? We have the photo
videographic evidence.
>> Photo videographic evidence of me
[ __ ] Chad's mom.
>> We have the photographic evidence.
>> Oh my god. Yo, you're going to want to
ban this guy. He said you have the
Burger King receipts.
>> Okay. Well, no dude, no. Wait, wait,
hold on. Wait. That can mean a lot of
things. People that go to murder are
racist.
>> Not the
guy on the plane.
>> Oh, no. Not the guy on the plane. Jesus
Christ. No. No. Not those Burger King
receipts. Jesus Christ.
>> Jesus Christ. Not that guy.
>> I don't go to Burger King.
>> Not that [ __ ] guy.
>> That guy. That guy was
>> That guy was tweaking. That guy was
hella
>> metal. They're metal.
>> Probably in front of us then.
Throw a grenade at this guy.
>> Where'd you throw it at? [snorts]
>> On top of him.
>> Where's he at?
>> Isn't he in the [ __ ]
>> I don't know. I'm in a server.
>> Oh, was he not in the staircase?
>> I don't know.
>> Oh, he's got to be.
>> Okay, I'm going third. I'm going third.
I think he's third, though.
>> Thought he was like top server. I think
he is third.
Green's open. Oh, I got shot across the
map.
>> Was it in the closet? What's this guy?
>> Not inside of our office.
Oh, is that you on metal?
>> I'm on I'm in server. Did you check top
green already?
>> I'm looking in green right now. We hit
all this [ __ ]
>> Wait, TX guy.
>> I think that guy's in weapon testing.
>> He might be. I don't know where this
other guy went though.
That guy I think is in weapon testing.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah, I think he's in weapon testing. I
don't know where this other guy's at,
though.
>> No, I don't know either. Which means if
he's in a weapon testing
>> Oh my [ __ ] god. I can't see.
>> Uh to your left a little bit. Front left
a little bit. Front left.
>> You're good. Roger that.
>> What the [ __ ]
>> He doesn't have the the doors open.
Weapon testing.
Yeah, he's weapon testing, I think.
Okay.
That's what the gunshot sounds like.
>> Yeah.
You think I can go mid
pushing that way?
>> Yeah, he's I just Oh my god, he's dead.
Oh my god.
>> Pissed on him.
>> Yeah, I just pissed on him through the
window. Is that you?
>> Top server. Top server. Top server. Top
server.
Got
him.
>> I don't have a shot.
>> He doesn't have a shot.
>> He's busted.
>> There's another one.
>> Yeah. Don't move.
>> I wish I could [ __ ] hear.
>> Yeah, I can't hear [ __ ] They're under
They're under freezer. Under freezer.
Under freezer. Under freezer. Bad angle.
>> Yeah, they're shooting at me through the
walls.
>> Bad angle.
Well, [ __ ] Let's go to red and [ __ ]
Get
>> Yeah, I'm down. Oh my god, there's a guy
in black.
He's dead. Jesus Christ.
>> Was that him? The pistol guy?
>> I don't know. Maybe. I don't think Jesus
Christ, dude. I'm getting jump scared.
I'm getting flashbanged.
>> Oh, he's got a mutant and [ __ ]
>> Damn.
I just watch you eat that explosion. You
look sick. Like Michael Bay movie. Yeah.
>> [ __ ] stigma, my dude.
>> Got a [ __ ] Michael Bay movie. All
right, I'm going to go to res.
>> This was the pistol. This was the
pistol.
>> We're going to resz.
>> 51 months of Tony Baloney.
>> Thank you for 51 months.
>> Fly, dude. Get out of here.
>> They're [ __ ] rats, bro.
>> I know
>> the rats. Crazy.
>> I mean it I mean they're trying to get
their achievement done. I don't
>> I know but rat thing crazy style.
>> It's I know it's crazy
to be fair. I had a feeling this guy was
lurking somewhere.
Oh, this guy was looting. Jesus. Uh
okay. I say we go
I'm going hit red. I think it's okay.
I'm going to res. Oh, I didn't look. Can
you look?
>> Uh, yeah. I got [ __ ]
>> Dude, these [ __ ] Hold on. I
got to get a goddamn gun.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Thanks for the
two, man.
>> We're riding half of my streams. Yeah,
but it's like like any real gamer, when
you rat or camp, you [ __ ] on people. And
when everyone else does it, they're a
rat camping [ __ ] little [ __ ] That's
just the way it goes.
Thought we all knew this.
Oh, they shot it.
>> Yeah. 5582.
These pieces of [ __ ] bro.
>> All right, I'm gonna go uh I'm going go
under. I'm going to go towards red and
probably just end up out through
parking. Somebody meet you through
parking.
>> That barrel shadow needs to chill. Looks
like someone's ant snapped.
>> The cocka shadow.
The kaka shadow.
Okay, I'm going to go through parking on
de with you.
[snorts]
Maybe I got a yellow.
You read the code if it was.
>> Oh, [ __ ] That's not you. There's guys
outside of black. Outside of black.
>> Wait, black. Intel. Intel. Intel.
>> Yeah. Black division.
>> Okay.
>> Like parking stairs now. I think
>> I'm going I'm going go. Uh I'm still hit
red.
I just got here. I got distracted for a
second. [snorts]
>> [ __ ] What was the code?
>> 5582.
That was 5587.
>> 5582.
>> Got it. Oh, I'm freezing with audio.
>> Oh, no. You don't need that. Audio is
stupid.
>> Oil rats sent me over for some lab rats
guy. That's true.
>> That's true.
>> But red was bad.
>> No, Violet.
>> But Violet sucks ass.
>> Confirmed.
>> Watch out my parking button. There's a
something's over there.
>> Okay.
>> Yellow was ass, too. Damn.
>> All right. This is shit's on booty
cheeks. These guys [ __ ] looted all
the stems.
>> Yeah, they're I mean they were sneaky,
dude.
All right, I'm down to reset. Get the
hell out of here.
>> Bubblegum dum dum head.
>> I can't just run up top cat.
>> Um here we go. Oh,
what is that? BD
multiple. I'm parking.
[groaning]
>> Oh my god. Did you just shoot me?
>> Well, yeah. I didn't know where you
were. I thought you were yellow,
>> bro. I was literally in front of you for
like three [ __ ]
>> seconds. You were running like a black
division.
>> I have a [ __ ] alted on.
>> Well, I can't see it. It's too dark.
>> Oh my god. How did you do that?
>> What do you mean? I don't know where
you're at. You're at yellow.
>> The whole [ __ ] map is dead.
>> Well, I thought you were at yellow,
>> bro.
My van, dude.
>> My bad.
>> Don't know what to tell you,
>> dude.
>> It's my van, dude.
>> I have a [ __ ] flashlight on.
>> You can't see it. You can't see it.
>> I saw your [ __ ] flashlight.
>> I didn't see yours.
>> Oh my [ __ ] god, [laughter]
>> dude. My bad. I'm getting you stuck.
>> Oh my god.
>> I'm dropping all my goodies, dude. Oh my
[ __ ] god.
>> I'm so sorry.
>> Oh my god.
>> I'm so sorry.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god.
>> I can't. I'm so sorry.
>> Oh,
>> I'm so sorry.
>> Well,
I'm going to take a piss and cry.
>> I'm so sorry. I'm [laughter]
going go take a piss and cry.
Um
uh guys, I'll be right back. I'll be
right back. Give me a second.
He He got [ __ ] pissed on though.
He got [ __ ] slammed.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
God damn it. No. [screaming]
No, no, not like this.
No, no, no, no. I can't die. I can't
die. If I die, I'm never going to hear
the end of it. I can't die.
We good
go. [screaming]
>> [laughter]
>> Hey, look who made it out. [laughter]
Hey
[ __ ] easy, dude. Dude, I don't know
how Tony died, dude. I don't know what
he's doing. What is he doing? What is he
doing?
What is he doing? How did he die?
This is the third time I killed. But to
be fair, to be fair, he never said he
was parking stairs.
Hope he's back. I hope he's back. I hope
he's back.
He's not back.
Dude, to be fair, I mean, it is my
fault. I I He was running. Okay. I
thought he was like a black division
running like in a straight line. The
[ __ ] ran like AI. The
[ __ ] ran like AI.
My bad. I don't know. It's my bad. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's my bad, dude.
But he got [ __ ] pissed on, let me
tell you. [laughter]
[ __ ] got pissed on, let me tell
you.
Sheesh.
Out of my lobby.
I gotta make space.
Oh, [ __ ]
>> I made it out. Got your goodies.
>> I was doing werewolf screams and
everything and that's how I go down.
>> Dude, I'm so sorry, man.
>> That's how I go down.
>> Dude, I'm telling you, you probably
would have mistaken me as
[clears throat] well. I'm telling you.
>> I did it. I looked right at you. I was
like, "Oh, there's fragus over there."
>> Oh, no. No.
>> What do I need?
>> Um, I should have everything. Uh,
besides pockets.
>> You told me to spam. Now I spam.
>> Watch Project Hail Mary.
>> Do we should have werewolf?
>> I saw I saw that when it came out
tonight.
>> What you have here? M80s or M63s
in that [ __ ]
>> I'll put some M6.
>> Thanks for 15 months. Thank you, Jay
Lane. Thank you. Hammer is a good movie.
>> Uh, I can't read that other name, but
thank you for the sub.
[cough and clears throat]
>> I will say, dude, you got some AI.
>> I'll see you tomorrow.
>> I might I might I might um might watch
tomorrow. You have some 500 millisecond
[ __ ] brain lag.
How about that?
>> Okay, though. That was a little bit too
far. How about you upgrade your router?
Get some fiber optic in that [ __ ]
>> Okay.
>> How about that?
>> All right.
>> Yeah,
>> I know. We didn't have to go there.
>> That's what I [ __ ] thought.
>> We didn't have to go there. That's what
I thought.
>> I feel like that was a spot we didn't
need.
>> You got that [ __ ] VPN brain.
>> Okay.
>> All right.
>> Yeah. Okay. Nord.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. Nord.
>> I'm not Norton. Don't call me Nord.
>> You're Nord. Not Norton. Norn's
antivirus [ __ ] Maybe you need that,
too. You might have some You might have
a Trojan going around on there.
>> Okay. [laughter]
>> That's all [ __ ] up. You got popups in
the brain, dude. You got to X out 20
popups before you make a decision.
>> Okay.
>> All right.
>> All right.
>> All right.
It's It's deserved.
It's deserved. I mean, you're not wrong.
I mean, [ __ ] dude. I see a goddamn
Black Division running at me, waddling
around, but then it's my teammate. [ __ ]
>> Should I put on like a yellow shirt so
you can tell?
>> Nah, you're good. Wait, did I Wait, is
your face mask okay?
>> I don't know.
>> Did I shoot you in the face?
>> I don't know. I just [ __ ] died. I
don't know.
>> Right. Cuz I got that [ __ ] I got
that.
>> I don't know what to [ __ ] tell you. I
just [ __ ] I just [ __ ] died.
>> I'm [ __ ] locked in. That's right.
I don't miss a bullet.
>> [laughter]
>> No, I think it's good. I think it's from
that one guy that had shot you. I don't
think I don't think he hit the face.
Think top of the head.
>> Head top of head. God damn.
>> All right. I got everything besides
pockets.
>> Everything besides pockets. Gotcha.
>> [clears throat]
>> Did I bite your ass look like the lone
penguin when you're doing that UFC [ __ ]
waddling around?
>> Wait, who?
>> The lone penguin.
>> Lone penguin.
>> At least I run.
Okay. Like, what the [ __ ] is going on
here,
>> dude?
>> What the [ __ ] roll right now?
>> That was like the worst plus one I've
ever heard. That was the most basic.
>> What are you talking about?
>> That was literally the most basic, dude.
>> What was that? You literally lost aura
for that. That's like some [ __ ] out here
in elementary school. What are you
talking about?
>> What? No.
>> Can you get more creative?
That was great.
That was [ __ ] great, dude.
[clears throat]
You're [sighs] lucky I just don't have
any fuel on me right now, dude. You're
lucky I ain't cooking. My brains ain't
cooking. My brain doesn't cook until
after I eat, and that's like wait till
way later.
>> Um, by the way,
I got uh
Do you have anything to do on the 29th?
>> The 29th?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know. Why?
>> For the for the the misfall game.
>> For the what?
>> For the misfall game.
>> I can't hear.
>> The misfall on the 29th.
>> Uh, I don't know.
Did I?
>> Let me respond to this. Oh, never mind.
Never mind. Never mind.
Let's go towards red.
>> I'm uh
30th.
>> Yeah, that's what I thought.
>> I know.
>> Yeah, we're doing the Okay, let's make
sure. Just double check.
>> Yes, I'm 30th.
Need four nades. Sorry. You actually
Well, sometimes you use use lightades on
mobs during this event.
>> Oh, there's to my right.
>> I think where you died the last time.
Fell's over there.
>> Yep, he's definitely there. I don't want
to line up.
>> Left. Right and left. Right.
>> [ __ ] whiff on that guy. I'm watching
the right. I'm watching the right. That
guy [ __ ] me up. Watch your right.
Watch the other door. The other door by
the stairs. I No, he walked in front of
that.
>> Okay. I don't even feel like anyone even
peaked yet. [laughter]
>> He did. He He did.
He did. He did.
>> What? What? There's no way. There's no
way.
>> He did. I mean, he actually he shoulder
peaked.
>> Nah,
>> he shoulder peaked.
>> Oh my god. He was shooting my legs.
No, no. You took your chances. I mean,
>> you took that [ __ ] dude. You took that
[ __ ] You left.
>> I was trying to not shoot you so many
times. You just kept walking in front of
me. I almost died cuz the other guy
swung and I couldn't shoot him. Got
throatated.
>> Good shot.
>> Good shot.
>> Good shot. Good shot.
>> I almost died cuz you were in front of
me and the other [ __ ] guy.
>> Okay.
I mean, to be fair, I told you I was
watching the right and then you walked
and you [ __ ] walked out in front as
>> it's okay. It's okay. Like
>> I did tell you. I did tell you. I said
I'm watching the right. You watch the
left and then you tried to watch the
right.
>> I know what you're on today. I got you,
big man. Okay, I know what you're doing.
Oh, it's on. It's on, [ __ ]
>> It's not on.
You walked into my crosshair. You
>> You [ __ ] aimed directly at me and
shot me.
>> Oh, just you. Wait.
>> Well,
>> did you kill the guy at least?
>> Yeah, he almost killed me. He shot me in
the [ __ ] legs.
>> Good work.
>> Good shot.
>> Your helmet's looking a little damaged.
Damn it.
What happened?
We had a [ __ ] KS23, dude.
RFB.
All right. Well, how am I going to get a
key?
How am I going to get a key
[snorts]
one down?
I have a target.
I have the enemy in sight.
So much movement.
How might I go under?
Chad, I think we go under. Got to get
other black division instead of these
guys. They're going to be out in the
open. I'm not going to be able to loot
them anyway.
I need to kill them somewhere I can loot
them and grab a key and then just get
the [ __ ] out of here.
I think that's this way.
Came into possession of a flock camera.
See, I'm not going to publicly tell you
to destroy flock cameras, but like if
you were to destroy a flock camera,
you're a good Samaritan.
I got to tell you to do it, but if if
one were to one were to, you'd be doing
a service to the community.
[ __ ] those things.
Where are the BDS?
It's a flock camera. It's this new
[ __ ] they're putting all over the US
now. These like [ __ ] cameras that are
tracking what everybody's doing.
There's no BDS. God damn it.
I'm
going to a freezer maybe.
covering.
[sighs]
Oh, I'm down to wedge. That's [ __ ]
sick.
>> Oh,
>> that's awesome.
>> That was [ __ ] up. He like shot you
through all the smoke.
>> Yeah,
that's amazing.
>> It's okay.
>> Love that. Love that.
>> It's all good.
>> Love that.
It's all good, bro.
I didn't want my wrist back.
Well, you're not getting it back.
>> I know. I They could tell
>> you're not getting it back.
almost [ __ ] cooking.
[clears throat]
I make another one.
Do you think just M80 is good enough?
>> M80s? Yeah. What do you mean to kill the
black division? Yeah, dude. That caliber
is good.
>> P2.
>> Oh, I mean, yeah, I mean 762 is always
good for some reason. I don't know. It's
like it just sucks that the guns are so
bad. That's the reason why you can't
really use it. It's because the guns are
bad. The guns feel borderline
unplayable.
They need to fix those guns. I thought
they were. They literally said they were
going to fix those guns. No.
>> I don't know. Say a lot of things. Use a
308.
Actually, you hate the 308. Never mind.
>> No, the S858 is better than that.
>> Oh, it is.
I got to get a helmet.
Oh, it restocked, by the way.
>> No, I just looked. I didn't get a
restock.
>> Oh,
I must I must not bought one yet. Oh my
goodness. Careful buying bolts. What the
[ __ ] is that?
>> My bolts.
>> Yeah, there's a guy putting up a packup
for like
2 mil. Piece of [ __ ] [laughter]
[ __ ]
[ __ ] that guy.
>> [cough]
[clears throat]
>> All right. I got a val
mod for
mod.
>> [sighs]
>> Zar Fep.
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm ready to rock.
>> [clears throat]
>> RK1 with the worst grips right now
maybe, but it looks cool, so I'm using
it.
I don't think it's particularly good,
but a lot of the attachments don't even
make much of a difference anymore in
this game.
>> People are call people calling me
disgusting for putting mayo on my
broughtw worst.
>> What the [ __ ] I don't like mayo. Mayo's
not Hey, you too.
>> That was not good.
Hey,
>> lent.
>> Okay. Wait. Where's your Okay. So, you
don't like mayo? I bet your ass likes
Miracle Whip.
>> No. Ew. What the [ __ ]
>> Thank god. Thank god. Thank God. Mayo is
just like
>> mayo's used to make other things. You
don't just slather mayo on [ __ ] Maybe a
sandwich. Maybe.
>> What? What do you mean
>> the [ __ ] else you put mayo on?
>> What do you ever make a a
[ __ ] [laughter]
>> a what?
>> A grilled cheese. You ever make a
grilled cheese and put mayo?
>> You can, but I'm I butter is the way to
go for that. You you use butter.
>> No, dude. Yeah, you got to try mayo.
>> That's f No, it's fine. It's just
butters. I like the butter.
I like the butter flavor. The flavor the
butter.
>> Put the butter on the flavor. Make the
butter flavor. Butter on the flavor.
>> And that's also not like slathering mayo
on something like it's not raw mayo on
something. That's different.
>> Hold on. I gotta I gotta fix my my
light.
>> I don't know. I mean, like to each their
own. To each their own. Obviously, you
don't have to like mayo, but like I
don't I
>> dislike it. It's just like I don't know.
It's kind of
>> Have you Have you ever tried gross mayo
on a brat?
>> No. I don't think I want to.
>> Put some onions on that, John. Put some
sour coat. I'm telling you, loos [ __ ] up
down there. I don't want to keep peeking
it. CLS.
Obviously,
you don't smother it in [snorts] mayo.
You put like a little bit. Like, I don't
smother my hot dogs in ketchup.
>> It overpowers the hot dog.
>> I'm not putting mayo on a hot dog.
That's gross,
>> dude. It's Yeah,
>> that's gross.
>> Jump to my right. [snorts] Jump to my
right. I think up top.
>> Yeah, it is up top.
>> Wait, door closed in front of me.
Literally right in front of me. He ran
across to the left.
Minus minus minus.
>> Wait, what?
And G, I think.
>> Okay.
>> One.
>> Is there two?
>> Yeah.
>> One way.
>> Two.
>> Oh, good work. Maybe another one. Wait,
>> what? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm
coming.
>> Unless I heard you. I don't know. I'm
not sure. There might be another one.
>> [clears throat]
>> You got one more. Yeah. Behind you.
Behind you.
>> Just chilling right now.
>> I killed this guy.
>> He went on the stairs.
Okay, I'm going to go through this back
hole.
I'm going go through like uh where no
bag's at and I'm going go peek this way.
Okay.
Yeah,
it went up I think he went upstairs. So,
>> think so.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> I'm here.
>> All right. I say we go
with these guys. Maybe we go back
towards like
>> Well, it's got an ammo four. Damn.
>> I'm coming to you. This is me [snorts]
>> down by the body. It's over here.
>> BLT with that Mayo. BLT is all right.
>> Did he have like SP6 mags or no?
>> Nope. SVP.
>> Okay.
>> This guy's name is so much loot.
>> You want to go towards like black and go
up there that way? Good
>> go black. Yeah, sure.
Okay.
>> He's got a plate.
I feel like these guys are trying to
rotate over here.
>> Maybe.
Am I taking dog tags? They're not worth
a lot. And there's going to be much more
loot to get. What the [ __ ] [ __ ]
raider. What the hell?
Piece of [ __ ]
I think these guys are chilling at res
or these back like rooms over here.
>> All right. You ready? Where you at?
>> I'm running.
>> I got a PK real quick.
Oh, I was right.
>> Uh, what if I we just pinched? What if I
go from under?
>> Okay, start going.
>> I had a feeling you'd be back there. I
told you
I'm a genius.
I'm a [ __ ] genius. Wait a minute.
He's trying to push me.
See,
I threw a N and I heard running.
I'm
>> almost there.
>> Yeah, I'm in the staircase.
>> Okay.
>> Going up.
>> Where's he at?
>> I don't know.
>> All right. He's Oh, me at the end of the
hall. The stairs. He's He's a closer
room to me. Closer room to me.
I'm here.
Travel to your close. Was that right?
>> Throw an eight at me.
>> That's a fast nade.
>> Yeah,
I think there's multiple.
>> I think so, too.
>> Kind of scared. Okay, I'm going to jump
across.
>> Yeah.
>> Throw another nade. Fast one. I think
>> I'm going to push your side. I'm going
to push with you. I'm hold that side cuz
I'm I'm pushed up here. I'm pushed up
here.
>> He's trapped. He's trapped. Yeah, just
so he can't get out.
>> Yeah,
he trapped the door after I did that.
>> Another
>> I threw one. He's going to be in one of
the rooms, I think.
>> Yeah, he is. He is. He is.
>> I'm going to be peeking you. I'm
shutting this door so we can throw an
enemy. Careful. He's middle. Middle one.
Middle middle middle. Watch these nades.
These are fast nades.
He's in the middle one.
>> Yep. I don't know if it's just one guy
though.
>> Back left. Back left corner. Back left
corner. Close the door.
>> He's on the right corner.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. He's opening.
Run.
>> I ran. I ran. I ran.
Throw another grenade. He's going to
push out.
>> He's not dead.
>> [ __ ] Is it's on you. It's on you. It's
on you. It's on you. It's on you.
>> You're good. You're good.
>> There. Another one.
>> Apollo again.
>> All right. I don't have any more nades.
Do you have any nades?
>> Yeah.
>> All right. You do close the door. Close
the door.
Do a little switcher room. You come to
my side. You come my side. Come my side.
He might be dead.
>> I think he's dead.
>> Yeah, he's dead. [laughter] Who killed
him?
>> M. He killed himself.
>> He took himself out. [laughter]
>> Oh my god. Oh, down with this [ __ ]
>> Nobody kills me but me, brother. Nobody
kills me.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting my backp back.
>> Dude, that guy retreated to like the
worst possible spot. And I'm dead.
>> Who thought it stairs?
>> I'm on the [ __ ] stairs. You one
tapped me in the head. So, he's got some
ammo.
>> All right.
>> Oh my god. I was expecting somebody, but
I didn't [ __ ] hear him at all.
>> [ __ ]
>> Not just one.
The [ __ ]
>> There's one up top, one down low.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
>> There's one up top, one down low.
[sighs]
>> [panting]
>> Yeah, he hurts by the way. What's he
got?
[sighs]
>> He has Oh my god. Thorax throated even
better. Um, can't see yet.
>> He has
like a thorax throatated. He's wiping
me.
>> Hello.
>> Can't see you.
>> He's wiping me. Can't spectate.
>> The weirdo.
The weirdo.
>> Can't see his profile.
>> How is he not dead?
Can't see his profile.
>> How is he not dead?
[snorts]
>> That's crazy.
[ __ ] slam that guy.
>> That's crazy.
>> [clears throat and cough]
>> I heard one down here.
>> That was it.
>> I got him.
>> He is doed.
He is perished.
>> I shall get your goodies, Tony, and get
out of here.
Why not come up?
>> I don't want this.
What? [snorts]
These guys are moving different.
>> Damn, that's a lot of BBs.
What?
>> Yeah, that's [ __ ] He just shot him
in the [ __ ] face.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. My name's Tiny for Fraggus.
His game is like bugged and he just has
perma tiny M6 M67 grenades. It's kind of
hilarious. I wish I had the tiny nades.
>> That's a chunky monkey.
rice [clears throat] cooker should be
here today. Actually,
>> apparently it's coming today. So, I'll
test it out tonight.
Please don't tell me you don't have any.
Please don't do this to me.
Please tell me you have a key. Thank go
you here, big man.
>> Oh, [snorts] I'm here.
>> Taking a [ __ ]
>> I'm here.
It's gonna [cough]
I don't want to hear myself yell.
>> Why you Why you yelling at me?
>> [ __ ] shoot me again. No, I got ratted
and shot in the throat by this guy and
my game's bugged. So, I got to relaunch
that.
>> All right, I got a key.
>> Now, question is, wait, we went we spawn
hangers. I don't think big fella's
there. Holy [ __ ] you're right.
[ __ ] [ __ ] gun.
That shit's swinging.
>> God damn.
>> I was really embody before I got the air
on. That what? That didn't exist when I
got this chair. And I from what I've
heard, this one's still better, but I've
never used one. Couldn't tell you about
that.
>> That's okay. I'm I'm just trying to get
out of here.
Just trying to reset for Big T.
Big T. That's right. Big T.
[clears throat]
Um,
Tony,
apparently a guy in chat has problems
with you. Just one.
>> Oh, no. That's them. Oh, okay.
>> Well, what the [ __ ] did I do?
>> I don't know. Apparently, you have
problems with them.
>> Damn.
>> The [ __ ] you do? Oh, he deserves it.
>> That's what I'm saying.
>> The slaves.
>> Oh, I heard something with an impact
nade yesterday on factory.
What happened with that?
I killed myself. I thought I had an M67
on an impact grenade. [laughter]
God damn it, man. I'm just trying to get
out of this [ __ ]
Oh, this essay you you cooked up is kind
of nice.
I like it.
>> Also,
you want to see the mouse I got?
>> Yeah. Let me see that thing.
>> Look at that, John.
Doesn't that [ __ ] look busting, dude?
>> It's pink.
>> Yeah, it's pink.
>> I don't like the ones with the waffle
cone on it.
>> I don't like those. I like it. Smooth. I
want a smooth mouse.
>> It's nice, bro.
>> Impact these nights.
>> Up to 8K Poland. Even though you can't
even do 8K on this game.
[clears throat]
>> You can't even do higher than 1K in like
90% of [ __ ] video games.
>> Isn't that kind of cooked? No.
>> So, what's the point?
>> [cough]
>> I I have mine on 2K.
All right, I'm out of there.
>> Okay,
what do I need?
>> Hey, Tony. Everything
about
>> six months. Oh,
what do I need?
>> Everything but pockets.
>> Everything. Oh, I need pockets. Okay,
>> you need Yeah,
>> yeah,
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
dude. A [ __ ] throat shot.
[ __ ] throat shot.
>> Yeah, he was creeping up on us. I guess
all the nades probably didn't help.
>> Yeah, he heard the [laughter] [ __ ]
dude. It was
a goddamn artillery strike going on the
map.
Um, okay.
>> In here.
>> Yeah, it's just M8. Nothing crazy.
>> It's hot outside today,
>> dude. Hot as a [ __ ]
As a [ __ ]
>> You're probably going to need to bring
packing ammo.
>> That's That That is actually No, no, no.
I got packing ammo for you. Never mind.
You had a bunch in your pocket.
>> Yeah, I brought a [ __ ] ton of
>> We got nades,
rig, armor.
>> Oh, is this in my room? Well, I got AC
on,
>> bro. How many [ __ ] bullets?
>> I don't know. [ __ ] it, dude. It's M80. I
got so many of those things.
>> Jesus Christ 66 in my room right now.
It's nice and cozy.
>> Forever Mag Mark, bro.
>> Bro, I want to let that [ __ ] talk.
>> Yeah, I mean, I don't blame you.
>> I want to let that [ __ ] talk to
somebody.
>> Talk the talk.
>> Talk to somebody. Yeah, my my chopper
got a loud mouth. [laughter]
>> Oh, we're not um partied anymore. Oh,
>> you restart?
>> Yeah, my game got cooked. I'm looking
for group.
>> Got to walk the walk. Talk the talk.
>> Walk the talk. My SA 58 got a loud
mouth. [ __ ]
>> Does all the talking for me.
>> All right, let's go.
>> I'm in the lobby.
I need a new surf kit real quick.
Hm.
We're eating adult snack pack. [snorts]
Adult isn't a snack pack. The pudding
cup thing.
The crackers and salami snack packs of
the pudding cups.
Why am I naked to instill fear upon my
enemy?
Let these [ __ ] know I'm crazy.
This helmet tier six. No, tier five.
Tier five. If it was tier six, it would
be insane. Oh my god. I would I would
literally only run it if it was tier
six.
I wouldn't run anything else.
>> Oh, I didn't I I uh Oh, here you go.
>> hasn't given me my words.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Army me before battle.
>> All right. All right. This is what we're
going to do. Okay. All right. All right.
>> Squire.
Squire. Dawn my armor.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, you chain mail [ __ ]
>> Put on my chain mail, peasant.
>> You're going to be walking down the
streets of London with a goddamn
shirtless chain mail.
>> I'm going to No, I'm going to London
next next month. I'm bringing a [ __ ]
chain mail dress in my carry on.
>> Be walking around full chain mail.
>> That's going to be [ __ ] interesting.
>> Would you actually have chain mail?
>> No. Oh, I'm going to get some though.
>> Yeah, you should.
>> I'm going to [ __ ] get some, dude.
>> Die, [ __ ]
It's Friday, dude. Z is Sunday. What?
>> Oh, what the hell?
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> We go up,
>> up, up, up.
He's [ __ ] up.
You hurt?
>> No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. He's
too.
>> Hold, hold, hold. Oh, I'm getting gran.
I'm getting gran
in the elevator.
>> In the elevator.
>> Yeah.
You
>> sure he's in there?
>> Yeah. I think you ned him.
>> I know. There's pretty grenade.
>> Dude, this guy had It's Mr. Chicken.
>> Mr.
>> Is that a cartoon?
>> Dude, he throated me, though.
>> Oh, [snorts] this guy is What the [ __ ]
is he What the [ __ ] is this?
>> I don't know. These guys were
interesting. This guy came with a no
sight gun. His name is I fact your mom
6ix9ine.
>> Hey man of his word.
Yeah, this guy was um
Oh,
>> I'm in server. I'm in server.
>> No flashlight, no NVGs.
>> Just [ __ ] [clears throat] raw dogging
blackout labs, dude.
>> Yeah, I guess so.
>> He's just raw dog in this [ __ ] He likes
to live like
>> I like to live life dangerously.
Dangerously.
>> You ever walk the streets of London
without any chinmo? What the hell are
you doing,
>> dude? I'mma walk the streets of London
with a a fake Rolex on, no chain mail.
>> Kind of like that.
>> Get stabbed on the street. Speed run
any% completion,
[laughter]
dude.
>> Wait. Yo, is it okay? Is it illegal to
have a knife on you in London?
>> Yes, probably.
Like say like cuz
>> well I think I think if you're like a
usually if you're like seek you can have
like a ceremonial dagger or something
but I don't know if that's exactly a
knife.
>> Dude, I want a dagger.
The dagger. I want a dagger.
>> I carry one. I have one in my gym bag.
>> Okay. What? You actually have a dagger?
>> Well, it's like a out the front knife
double double-edged like dagger blade.
>> Technically it's a dagger. Yeah.
>> You a [ __ ] ninja. What do you mean?
>> No, it's not like huge. It's like a I
don't know
orange blade or something. Maybe. It's
not like easy. It's the one where you
push the button and it like zooms out
the front. Watch out. Switch.
>> Yeah. Well, it's not. It's f.
>> Well, they're not allowed to have
switchblades,
>> dude. What do I live in? [ __ ]
communism. Are you crazy?
>> I don't know. I thought you
>> think I live in communism.
>> Yeah. Um, [ __ ] Maybe
>> switchblade daggers and [ __ ]
guns. It's America, baby. This what I'm
talking about.
>> My bad.
>> This is what I'm [ __ ] talking about.
I'm free.
>> My My bad, dude. I I thought they were
>> salute the flag.
>> Get your dick sucked. [screaming]
>> I'm a [ __ ] American.
>> You are saying you
>> That's [ __ ] right.
>> Yeah, bro. [laughter]
I don't know.
>> I just All I started to see was red,
white, and blue.
>> I know. I saw a [ __ ] bald eagle and a
a [ __ ] B-52 in the sky. God damn it.
>> What is going on? Why am I seeing red,
white, and blue? Where are these stars?
>> I'm turning into America.
>> God damn.
>> Hell yeah.
>> I am the Baldi.
Honestly,
we're kind of slacking today.
>> We're cooking.
>> Yeah, dude. I be packing. I ain't I
ain't lacking when I go out.
>> Well, but you're going to the [ __ ]
gym with the What are you expecting
there?
>> Everywhere.
>> That UFC guy was going to [ __ ] beat
your hard. Yeah, I'm not. I'm blasting,
bro. [ __ ] fighting people. I'm blasting.
>> Okay.
>> I'm blasting.
>> Well, I mean,
>> you step one foot on a blade of grass on
my [ __ ] lawn.
>> Oh, Jesus Christ.
>> Well, that's why they call me the grass
needle. You'll never find me.
>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]
>> You'll see a goddamn tortoise.
>> Chronic 13 months. A chronic sank.
>> Big ass ball rolling through.
thing's dead in [ __ ]
see it.
I be packing at the gym.
>> Oh, you be packing something already.
>> Be packing. I be pack. Oh, yeah. My my
thorax. He's back right. Back right. Uh,
back right. He hurts. He hurts. Oh, no.
He throated me.
>> Is it a player?
>> Yeah, it's got to be. I shot him.
Might be. Did I kill him?
>> Where was he?
>> I might have killed him. To the right of
this G wagon all the way along the back
wall by this granava
that goes over there. I might have
killed him to be honest.
>> Okay. What if I just jump in and you
pull up? You swing.
>> Wait, let me get another granada. Wait,
wait, let me get one deep where he was.
Okay, I think I killed him. Yeah, I see
a body there.
Oh, I think you did.
[ __ ] slammed, dude.
God damn.
>> Throwed me with his dagger.
>> Sheesh.
>> God damn.
>> He's getting you ready.
>> God damn.
>> Oh, what the hell? An S.
>> Wait, that was an Sen,
>> I think.
>> Yeah. Good thing I was wearing my chain,
man. [laughter]
>> Yeah, you killed this guy.
>> Yeah. Yeah, of course I did.
[ __ ] You think this is?
>> I don't know. I'm usually carrying your
ass.
>> I don't know if that was an SP or not.
>> Yeah,
>> sounded like it.
>> Oh, yeah. He's an SP.
>> Is this your [ __ ]
>> Okay, I'm going go.
>> I'm going to go through boiler. Okay.
>> Okay. I'm out of
>> the cows in the water.
Hey, you [ __ ]
>> All right, I'm on this side.
>> He's pushing towards me.
>> Hold on. I can't
>> Oh, he hurts. He hurts. He hurts.
>> I can't. I'm I'm stuck between block
division.
>> Okay. He hurts. He [ __ ] my chest up.
He [ __ ] my chest up. He pushed up to
me.
>> No, he [ __ ] I got shot in the throat
again. No, this is [ __ ] insane, bro.
This is insane.
>> I'm coming to you.
>> Yeah.
>> Where's he at?
>> Right here. He's This guy's locked in,
bro.
>> Oh, I guess he
>> he No. Yeah. No, he heard you and he
panicked and tried to run away.
>> What the hell,
>> dude? My [ __ ] I just keep getting shot
in the [ __ ] throat. It's crazy.
>> Well, [ __ ] You got to get ready. You
got to wear the chain mail, dude. Holy
[ __ ] Tony. I see your massive thong on
the wall.
I hear bees.
>> Put that away. It's hanging out your
[ __ ] shorts, dude.
>> Dude, this guy brought a fleer scope.
>> I want to use that [ __ ] Really?
[snorts]
>> What?
>> Brought a thermal.
A fleer scope.
>> I had to sneeze.
>> That's you.
>> Oh my god.
Shady, thank you for
I am scanning for hostiles. Fus,
>> I don't know if that's wedge or not, by
the way.
That was down low. They kind of locked
in on me.
>> Jeez.
Using a [ __ ] VCR camera.
>> Oh, yeah. I don't know why you're using
that.
>> I don't know. It's cool.
Oh, but I see his heat signature under
kitchen. Great.
[sighs]
Okay.
JD, thank you so much. And the other
name that I can't read, 555, thank you
for the 21 months of crime. Thank you
very, very, very much.
This guy's got a nice little M4 that I
killed.
>> Damn, he's kind of juicy.
>> Juicy fruits.
[snorts] Say fruit.
>> Juicy.
>> Well, no,
>> but there was there's a there's a slot
game called Juicy Fruits, and the first
time I ever spun it, I max won it.
>> Okay.
>> And then I never made a single penny off
of it again.
[laughter]
>> That's when That's when you just leave
the that spot, never go again.
>> I know. But sometimes you got to go
back. You got to heat check it. You got
to see if it's hot. I hear a [ __ ]
towards mid.
>> I'm parking.
>> The mask.
>> Tony, you can't greed.
>> Hey, what?
>> Greeting will get you. [ __ ]
>> dude. You got to greed.
Got a greed.
>> Let the greed consume you.
>> Where?
>> Here, moon. It's like an It's like
Anakin giving in the dark side. Just Oh,
[ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
>> What? What?
Yellow stairs.
>> Goddamn [ __ ]
>> It might have been It might have been It
might have been the wedgemeister. I
think it's the wedgemeister.
>> Yellow stairs. Goddamn Flintstone. What
the [ __ ] you doing?
>> [ __ ]
>> Yeah, but yellow.
>> I hear them. They're
>> I think it's the wedgie. Yeah, they're
under parking.
[sighs]
Do you have an angle on this guy
parking?
>> Um,
>> he's under it. Like literally right
under me.
>> He died. The thermal actually helped
right there.
>> He's dead.
>> I don't know. He's not. No,
>> he's dead now.
>> By me. By me. By me on the wood.
grenade.
Is that you?
>> No, he threw that at me.
>> You're on parking stairs.
>> I'm over here. This is me. This is me.
Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello.
I'm on parking stairs. Oh, he threw the
Zaza. I can't see.
>> Oh my [ __ ] god.
>> Where is he?
>> Under yellow stairs.
>> Right there.
Kill him. [ __ ] I don't know. I hit him.
I think I hit him. Oh,
>> he backed up. Is
>> he dead now? No,
>> I don't know.
>> I can't see. Really?
>> Oh, no. He's alive.
Um,
they're on the stairs.
>> This is uh
>> quite the predicament we're in.
Throw top yellow.
moving
>> running towards you, I think. [snorts]
>> No, he's just standing down there.
>> Maybe I can get an angle from up top
through the window or something.
>> Wait, [snorts] did I hear him
or one to my left? I hear something
behind me. [sighs]
Something's like my dark offices over
here.
>> Oh, this might be like super risky,
Tony.
Uh, no. Play it safe. Play it safe. We
got time.
>> Oh, go.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> I don't see him, dude.
>> Me neither.
>> Oh, they're moving. They're coming to
me.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> I'm almost dead.
>> Are they in? Are they in? I can't tell.
>> He pushed me. I almost died. Okay. I'm
coming up.
>> You did the [ __ ] [ __ ] with the
door.
>> Yeah,
I think you might have killed one.
>> I did. I did. I did. I killed him 100%.
Is that you in glass?
>> Yeah.
Think he's on yellow stairs?
>> Probably. There might be one behind me
by dark, too.
>> Well, I heard a swivel.
Oh, no. Oh, they're at dark office.
I'm at yellow stairs.
>> They're at dark office.
>> Yeah, either below or up top.
>> Oh, yeah. I hear them
fixing my tummy.
[snorts]
>> Fixing my tummy.
They're below, bro.
>> No, they're pushing me in the rear.
Shut the door.
I don't know if this is them or not.
>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't tell who's dumb either.
I killed one. I think
they're like among dark.
[groaning]
>> I exploded. I shot. This is the most
indestructible [ __ ]
ladder imaginable.
>> Are you dead?
>> I'm dead as [ __ ]
>> I don't know if he shot me or blew me up
or both, but like dude, I was Wait, you
killed me?
>> How? Okay. How did I kill you? That
makes no sense.
>> Says you killed me,
>> Tony. I'm gonna be real. There's no way.
>> It literally says you killed me. I was I
was not even near you at all. There's no
way.
>> What the [ __ ] is a man 50 shrapnel?
>> I don't know. But I did not kill you.
>> That's what it says.
>> Hell yeah.
>> That's what it [ __ ] says.
>> I didn't I was not even near you.
>> I don't know. But I'm pretty sure Wedge
was just standing in front of me and he
was just invincible.
>> I think I killed him
>> probably.
Um, [ __ ] fighting this guy.
>> Well, Tony, you
nice try.
You both flip exploded yourself.
[laughter]
Good work. But I get your goodies. I
don't know how I said I killed you. That
makes no sense. I didn't even said you
killed me.
>> I just got that aura. Wait, what?
[snorts] Those wedge in front of me. I
>> I think but
>> no like behind you
>> like I don't even know somewhere there
>> something just said eliminated. I had
never heard that voice line before in my
life.
Uh, okay.
Your goodies.
Your plates
kind of cooked.
Oh, now I'm stuck.
Ah, you got this.
You got this. To a poll and who kills
who next? I don't know how it He
obviously didn't kill me. I just don't
know how the [ __ ] it He did damage to me
at some point.
>> I'm trying to figure this [ __ ] out,
dude. I'm trying to get all your
goodies.
>> Whatever it is, I don't care.
>> Yeah, I got you.
>> Get this ammo for me. Get this. Get
this.
>> Fire in the hole.
>> Oh, they're smoking me out.
Oh, dandy.
Oh, dandy.
>> Oh god.
Oh god.
Lloyd, thanks for 12 months. Thank you.
Oh, that's them. Oh, that's them. Oh my
god.
Did you [ __ ] Why did the blow
up here?
Why the [ __ ] did you blow up here?
>> I don't know, man. Why were we even
fighting Wedge?
>> Well, we weren't. We were just
surrounded by the 80 billy black
division. We're fighting Wedge. Let's be
real.
>> Focus file.
>> We're fighting. We're fighting Wedge.
>> Focus file. Let me eat my potatoes.
Smoke focus file.
Oh god.
>> Ricochet hit the maybe.
>> Oh, he's going to piss on me here.
>> He might have shot and a ricochet hit
the [ __ ] canister. I have no idea.
>> I always forget that that [ __ ] blows up
in these hallways. I wish they never
added that.
>> Oh my [ __ ] god.
>> I always forget about it.
>> My mushy, please. Focus. Fire
was [clears throat] beads all toast.
So what
was beads all toast?
>> Damn, this thing. This gun [ __ ] black
division for real.
>> I got you covered.
Oh god. [screaming]
>> You want some shepherd's pie with your
bushy peas?
Come here, wedge.
>> I'll give you my bushy peas.
>> Oh [ __ ]
Zach on here. Okay, Zaza's gone here.
Did you have a key on you?
>> I did not.
>> Okay. God damn, Tony, your cock's
massive.
>> Oh.
[clears throat]
Oh, that guy is [ __ ] Tom Brady. What
the hell was that?
>> [laughter]
>> Oh, he's going to die.
We're watching our friend perish.
[clears throat]
>> They're smoking me out, Dy. They're
greeting me out.
He's
getting greened out.
He's getting greened out.
>> You son of a [ __ ]
>> Stop stealing all my ammo.
>> I have to use it.
>> Stealing all my ammo. This is [ __ ] up.
>> I'm not using SPC. What do you mean?
>> You're literally using all my ammo. The
[ __ ] is this?
>> I'm going to give it back.
[clears throat]
I'm just doing what you couldn't do with
your own gun.
>> You're using all of my ammo.
Thank you for 61
months. Thank you, Zo.
>> Your [ __ ] in a bunch.
>> Thank you, brother.
>> My [ __ ] can be in a bunch as much as it
wants to be. Okay,
>> dude. Dude, these guys have keys. None
of these guys have keys.
I have to wait for the Zaza gas to go
away.
[clears throat]
You know what? [ __ ] it.
I'm a man.
I lied.
Use the fleer, [ __ ]
>> Use the fleer. Use
>> the fleer. It's see through the zaza.
>> Dude, I can't use that scope. That scope
is
>> But it can see through the zaza.
>> Okay, if I die, it's your fault.
>> No, don't do it. Don't do it. It's so
bad. Don't do it. Don't do it.
[laughter]
>> Oh [ __ ] Where'd your mag go? Where did
your mag go?
>> Don't do it.
>> [clears throat]
>> All right,
got five minutes, dude.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, we're [ __ ] good. Oh, we're good.
>> Jesus Christ, Tony. This gun got me so
distracted.
>> Kind of fire. I know. I like it.
>> It's kind of sick, dude.
>> It's You You cooked up something.
>> It's kind of That thing actually for the
Black Division is like great.
>> Yeah. I mean, it kills him pretty quick.
>> All right.
I'm getting shot here. Getting shot
here.
>> Getting Wait, did you close this?
Oh, no.
Nope. Nope. I don't think so.
>> Oh, [ __ ] god.
>> I don't think I did. So, SA 58.
>> Oh, no.
>> SA 58.
>> No game audio. Just try not to have the
game audio and then Discord open and
we're talking, then it um
it doubles up the audio and it causes
problems. So,
I swear if there's still a guy in this
raid waiting for me to open this [ __ ]
this guy is a demon.
Go.
All right,
I need to figure out what I need to get
you, but I'm pretty sure you need like a
propit pockets. Just bring pockets.
Pretty sure I got everything else.
Okay.
Good work.
We're out of there.
I was trapped for the longest and then
they let me free.
I need
buckets.
>> Um, yeah.
>> Well,
>> I'm pretty sure.
>> Stop exploding.
>> Well, that one was
>> I don't I don't know what the [ __ ]
happened. I think the Black Division
just shot the thing. It seems like their
AI shoots the [ __ ] on the walls.
No, I just think you probably lined up
and like it.
>> Well, maybe that, but I've No, I've had
times where they like shot [ __ ] on the
wall. I don't know. I've felt like it's
happened a few times before.
I don't know.
It could be anything really. Be
anything.
>> I got a slay and a a holo.
>> It's kind of top. An M240. Alea and a
holo. Oh, okay.
>> Your backpack and everything.
>> Yeah, I got backpack. I got rig. I got
helmet,
earbuds.
>> Damn. Okay, hook it up.
>> One one stack of ammo.
>> Uhhuh.
>> So, you bring one more am stack of ammo
if you want.
>> One stack.
>> N I should be fine with that.
>> You got like eight mags, so
>> Yeah. I can't even [ __ ] survive to
use that [ __ ] because we keep fighting
Wedge.
[laughter]
>> Every raid we're fighting Wedge.
>> Well, yeah, because no one else is
moving, dude.
>> I know. Just run away from this
[ __ ] though.
>> Dude, honestly, it's kind of fun. It's
kind of fun right now fighting him.
Maybe it's cuz I'm not dying.
That's probably it.
>> Cuz I'm dying instead.
[laughter]
>> No [ __ ] You're not [ __ ] dying.
>> Hey, how do you how do you think it
feels now? Huh?
>> How the tables have turned.
>> No [ __ ] You're not dying.
>> All right, let me get a a little
>> a little Okay,
>> should be good to go. and get a little
snaggy
some granatas. I should be good to go.
Kind of sore from the gym yesterday,
dude. I did like a lot of arm stuff.
>> Oh, I'm sore from this morning already.
I can feel it.
I feel it, dude.
>> Last time I had a pump, dude, so long
that my arms were [ __ ] stiff as [ __ ]
yesterday. God damn.
Oh, we were just on a straight cardio
this morning. God damn.
All right, should be good to go.
Go. Yeah.
Go to go.
Here I am naked with my rubber baton
again. Look at me.
>> Don't start swinging it. You might hate
yourself.
>> Look at me.
That shit's so floppy.
>> I'll start swinging that thing.
>> No.
>> Better watch out, bro.
>> Hella chopped.
>> Better watch out. I'll be swinging that
[ __ ] around.
All right. I will not die. I will
survive.
All right, Tony. Guess what?
You're not going to die. Oh, I forgot to
put this stack of Oh, whatever. That's
fine.
>> Where's the ammo?
>> See, should be everything should be in
the rig.
>> Oh,
perfect.
>> Hear a lot of shots. And it's some
raiders.
>> Yeah. Top hanger. I mean top.
Yeah. Black division.
Freezer. Raiders. Top server.
Big dog. Bottom server.
Small small nose. Tony.
>> Top server.
small nose.
>> Yeah.
>> Isn't that like not a bad thing?
>> I don't know. I feel like if you have a
small nose like can't wear glasses.
[laughter]
Can't wear sunglasses.
I just fall off your face. Uh let's go
under. Let's go res
when I came through here. There was a
guy tricking his pis when I jumped on
this box. It's no longer tricking his
pis.
Careful in front of us.
Okay. Blood here. Blood. Dead body.
Blood. Dead body.
Oh. Ouch. He's blue. Ouchies. Oh god.
>> Bad as he
Oh, he just hit me in the [ __ ] head,
bro. What the [ __ ]
Oh, this guy cooked my [ __ ]
[screaming]
>> He just shot me in the dude. Like,
>> seems like we got a demon among us.
>> Oh, I don't have any nades. Vargas,
thank you for the raid.
>> Uh,
bro, this guy is um uh Yeah. Okay. I I
have Is he pushing up?
>> No, he's moving a little bit.
>> Maybe I can throw a grenade off this
door.
>> This guy doesn't miss anything.
>> That was a grenade.
>> It went down the hall.
>> He's still in blue. He's still in blue.
>> I got no belly. Can I fix my belly?
>> I don't know.
>> Fixing my belly.
>> [snorts]
>> He's like in the hall more Huh?
>> Yeah.
>> All right. What if I run out and jump
out?
>> If you do it, I'll swing right after.
>> All right.
>> You might be more on the hall, though.
I'm not sure.
>> Okay. Should I throw another nade?
>> Yeah. Throw one and then go for it
after.
>> Might be head up the railing here, so
careful.
>> Oh god. Where' that go?
>> I don't know where that went. I don't
know. I don't know where that went. I
don't know where that went. I don't know
where that went.
He threw a nade. Another nade.
It's so hard to get the the nades
through this goddamn without hitting the
railing. Okay, I'm going to go to the
left over here. Running to the left.
I'm going to go to the right
and then jiggle peek.
Jiggle peek. You have a nade.
>> Jiggle peek. I have no more nades.
>> It's okay. And then I'm going to jump
across. Okay. Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Yep.
piston.
>> You [ __ ] pushed that [ __ ] Jesus
Christ.
>> You had the same idea as me.
>> I know, but just like standing in the
hall like was no one shooting him in the
back.
>> This guy is Oh, you need some nades?
This guy some nades?
>> Take some nades.
>> This guy's an interesting arass. This
guy is kind of cool.
>> Mine button.
>> Wait, what? Where? There's something
else bottom of the stairs, I think.
>> Could have sworn I heard something,
dude. Or is above? I don't know. I don't
know.
>> Above or below?
>> I don't know.
Could have sworn I heard a different set
of footsteps from you.
>> Are you below or top?
>> Below. Below.
>> I'll go top.
>> Maybe it was just you, but I'm almost
positive.
>> I do have that fat. I do have that fat
dumpy.
>> I don't blame you. Where'd you hear it?
>> I don't know. Like by the stairwell.
>> Maybe it really was just you. That was
weird.
>> Yeah, it's probably me with my fat dumpy
hitting the walls.
>> Thought it was cooked.
Heard it too, right? People are saying
they heard it too. I don't know. Be
careful.
Did you fully chug down here?
>> I'm tell it was like
>> I don't know where
you would be, but like I almost positive
I heard someone.
The bathroom's upstairs.
>> Maybe
I'm looking.
>> Wait, did we just hear someone the door
or some [ __ ]
>> That was I closed it. I closed. That was
me. [snorts]
>> What's the audio? It's just that bad.
Might be that bad.
Might be that bad.
That's a RPK he's got.
Who killed this guy?
Um,
rush Leo. I think he's dead though. The
RPK. I think this guy killed the guy
with the RPK.
Uh, there's a few NAS on this guy here.
>> There's a lot.
This guy's like seven [ __ ] What the
[ __ ] He has so many mags.
Well, you learn from the best.
>> Do you know he has eight mags?
>> Yeah, that sounds about right for you.
Sounds like a normal day.
>> Eight.
>> Yeah, that sounds like a normal day.
>> Eight mags
>> of what?
>> M80?
>> Yeah, it sounds like a normal day for
Big Town. What do you mean? You
literally have four or five 50 rounders,
man.
>> Yeah, but that's not eight mags. That's
four mags.
>> Yeah, but of 50 bullets.
>> Yeah, but I always want to have one with
50 bullets in it.
Well, he always wants one with with 30.
He
>> doesn't need eight of them.
>> Well, you don't need five of them.
>> I don't have five. I have four.
>> What about you need six or seven?
>> I need six or seven.
>> Let's go towards red.
>> Let's start putting night vision on. I'm
getting disoriented with this flashlight
today.
>> Really? I just think I just think
>> or it's the Alton. I just need to take
the Alton off.
>> No, you're just tired today. But
>> no, it's definitely the alted.
>> I don't I I'm really liking this is way
better for me. I don't know.
Let's just walk. Let's not run then.
Let's just walk.
Maybe that's why.
I don't know.
That's just the aluminum.
The barrel shadow looks extra happy. It
is that it is [snorts]
happy shadow.
I got blasphemy.
I hear footsteps above us,
I think. Get your Vaseline. Polish your
lips.
Make them silky smooth.
>> I hear him. I hear him.
I hear him.
I hear him. All right.
>> Parking doors are open
to my right.
>> He's not dead. He's dead.
>> I got him. I got him. More than that.
[snorts]
>> Yep. That's He's keeping it tight. He's
keeping his [ __ ] tight.
>> Oh my god. He busted.
Oh, come on. That is
Less than three.
>> One more deep.
>> One's deep. One's on the right though,
too.
>> I think it's Wedge on the right.
>> Yeah, Wedge is on the right. Another
guard probably further back somewhere.
>> Oh, he's pushing.
>> Wait, is he?
>> I don't know. I don't know what he's
doing. Want throw a
>> nah. You don't see [ __ ] [ __ ]
I flip that
>> targeted.
You want to just leave him.
>> Fine.
>> We can fight him. We can fight him if
you want.
>> Fine.
Fine.
>> You could do it if you want.
>> Come on. Let's get out of here. Fine.
Let's get out of here with your goddamn
SMPPR on the door, dude.
>> I mean, the shadow is crazy. Yeah, she
got hypnotized. Dude,
>> I still hate that they added the shot.
>> I hear no [ __ ] bell, Tony. What are
we talking about? Turn her back around.
What are we doing? Who do you think you
are, dude?
>> I hear no [ __ ] bell, dude.
>> I don't know what I don't know why you
said to leave. I hear no [ __ ] bell.
>> All right, Tony.
I might be able to get this guy Sven.
I'm going jiggle pick it. Okay.
I need you to hold.
[sighs]
>> All right, Tony. I'm very confer.
[snorts]
>> I got this [ __ ]
>> Do you believe in me? Do you believe in
me?
Do you believe in me, Tony? Do you
believe in me?
>> Yeah, I guess so.
Come, [ __ ] Want some of this [ __ ]
>> We beat him.
>> He's moving. He's moving. He's moving.
Wait, wait. Fall back. He's not aggro
me.
>> No.
I got this [ __ ]
>> Wait.
>> I got this [ __ ]
>> Come on, [ __ ]
Watch the wood. Watch the wood. No left.
I think I killed him.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> Uh uh parking stairs.
Nice.
>> Two more. Oh my god. All
>> you dead.
You good? I got him. I got him.
>> Another one. Another one.
>> Closer left. Closer left. I was standing
down.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god, my plates are good.
>> Maybe one of these [ __ ] has some.
>> Yeah.
Oh, why? You got full armor for me.
Perfect.
All right. Well, I got the key,
dude. We need more gas things.
>> [sighs]
>> I am not wedged
>> here. Other side of Espen. No. Oh, more
more BD somewhere.
>> Can I run in? Let's go.
>> We should I don't I don't There's There
was Let's check. There's a player
somewhere by red, too, I think.
>> Yeah, I think he's under red. I think
he's
>> unless he died.
>> I see we go back under.
>> Okay.
>> So, we go back under. Push that guy.
Push that guy out of the lobby.
Absolutely piss off.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do
it.
>> And take over this [ __ ] You feel me?
Cuz Oh,
>> you cuz I'm the werewolf now, [ __ ]
>> Yeah. You're the were the way
[screaming]
I have to relubricate my [ __ ]
All right, Tony. Let me show you how
it's done. I was to rob this [ __ ] Gun
blazing. Don't even care. Don't even
care about my surroundings.
>> I don't even care. Brush your hair.
>> Dead guy right here.
>> Watch this [ __ ]
Stop, [ __ ]
>> Oh, there's dead guy in here. But he's
looted.
That should have boiler.
>> Think he's in red. You think he's in
red?
>> Could be.
Yeah, he could be.
Man, I doubt he has the code. Dude,
unless he already left. He might have
already left every room.
>> You know, he could have left. There's no
alarm.
>> No, like he could have left his area
with the key. Maybe got a key.
>> Oh, true
or clear.
Go to clearing.
>> Oh. Oh.
I think you're right.
>> Oh my god. Wait, let's go to um I don't
know. Do we kill him under or we go use
the key?
>> I say we go use the key cuz I think he's
over there.
>> Oh,
>> the fell.
>> Wait, there's gas under here.
>> I say we go through hanger.
Are you okay?
>> Mhm.
>> I'm hurt.
>> Direct hit.
>> Did you just die?
empty.
>> No way, bro.
>> Um,
>> there's no way he just instant killed
you like that.
>> Um, dude, he I think that would have
been a guard.
>> Delta Hotel has killed me in my thorax.
>> Delta Hotel.
>> Delta Hotel. I'm going to sleep.
>> [ __ ] laid you out.
>> No, you have no idea what just happened
to me, bro.
>> Yeah, I [ __ ] just I heard it, dude.
He like he he he literally just like
>> I know he's locked on you. They're
haggarded on me.
>> Yeah, I I don't get it. It honestly,
dude, I deserve that. I'm a piece of
[ __ ] Honestly,
>> I was killing him, too. I would have had
him easy.
>> I'm a piece of [ __ ] That's all me.
>> Kind of [ __ ]
>> Whatever
[ __ ]
>> That's all me.
>> Kind of piece of [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ]
>> that was kind of crazy. You should have
seen on my screen. I literally jumped on
the on the planter, peaked it, and
instantly died.
>> I heard he fired two [ __ ] bullets,
dude.
>> Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was a guard.
>> Maybe. Did we leave any? Oh, here's a
dead guy
with a night vision scope.
>> Target on.
>> I don't know that we left any guards.
We killed them all.
[sighs]
>> [snorts]
>> Oh, some of them been some of them had
95. Five got something to do with it.
Speak like that. I They use some like AI
voice lines for these guys. They did.
>> [ __ ] owned, [ __ ] [ __ ] owned.
>> That was the guy.
>> [ __ ] own, dude. Good shot. [ __ ]
>> Had to, bud.
>> That guy got slammed. Actually slammed.
>> Yes, he did. Try to rap me,
[ __ ] Try to rap me.
>> That was actually insane.
>> Try to [ __ ] rat me.
>> That R says, by the way. Yeah, that is a
lot of money cuz look all the stuff on
it. He's
[ __ ] swagger doed out.
I can't believe that guy [ __ ] that up.
What an idiot.
>> That's actually crazy.
>> Generational fumble,
>> honestly.
See
what he's got on him.
People are just like crazy crazy riding
this event. It's actually insane.
>> They don't give a [ __ ]
>> It's insane, man.
>> They don't give a [ __ ] dude. I mean, I
don't blame him. They're trying to get
their
>> No, I don't blame them. It's just cra
like I'm just saying it's crazy like how
Oh, this is the guy. This is the guy.
>> That was him. Oh, yeah. I mean, look at
the gun he's Jesus.
>> Yeah. a 74.
A
>> lot of level 30s and 20s today.
>> Yeah, I think maybe most of the
gigachads finished.
All right.
Let's
my gun a little bit.
Riding seasonal. No, I don't think so
cuz people have to progress in seasonal.
So, they're going to be a little bit
more active to get their quest done and
everything.
That BD done,
dude. The SA58 like actually is [ __ ]
the Black Division.
>> Yeah, it's good. A
>> Yeah, but no, it's like surprisingly
[ __ ] good how fast it kills them.
>> I don't know. You should use this thing.
Thing's good for this.
>> Oh, whenever we like whenever I get rid
of that bell. Yeah, I'm down.
There's so much [ __ ] 5581. I
heard more on these guys.
Hi.
>> Hey, Matter. Thank you for eight months.
Look at my brother.
My brother.
Seasonal PMC's will be separate raids.
[snorts]
separate
separate uh servers from your current
characters
and like a whole new realm basically.
Sound compression. Nah.
Ah, that's lame.
We both live a raid. [ __ ]
>> It's okay. I've been I've been living a
lot, so it's whatever. It happened. I
mean, what happened to me is like
>> I know, but we haven't both been living.
>> Something tragic always happens.
[snorts]
>> I think recently, yeah, but it's fine. I
mean, the way I died is like literally
uncontrollable. That [ __ ] was crazy.
It's whatever.
I ain't too mad cuz I what what I wanted
to do was I wanted to have them like
they're going to be aggroed on you,
right?
>> Yeah. But I think one of them was just
like walking to the left a little much
and he got close.
>> Yeah, he
I got way too close apparently.
Oh, he got close, too. I know night
vision because of the often helmet but
also just vibes
for the vibes.
Did I just hear enemy sighted?
Dark Labs with no night vision is kind
of a a [ __ ] movie.
Kind of a movie.
Yeah,
good work.
>> Papa Tony, do you know if our current
character is going to wipe when season
gets
>> No, this character will never wipe.
So they say.
So they say
it's level. Am I 69 now?
Uh what do you got on mine?
>> Uh I think everything.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Well, no backpack.
>> No backpack. That's fine. I don't need
one.
>> I have a Valod 4. Oh my god. Wait. [ __ ]
>> Take your time. Got to get some cookies.
>> Wristy helmet. Prolex. Valod 4 armor.
And that's it, I guess.
>> Do not buy milk. Okay.
>> Nice.
>> Do not buy milk. For some reason, the
milkman is raised the prices.
>> He's taxing.
>> He's taxing, fellas. So, I'm actually
pretty excited to use my new rice
cooker.
>> Oh, life changer. Life actual
lifechanging kitchen appliance right
there.
>> Yeah, that [ __ ] better last me forever.
>> If there's one group of people I trust
to make quality rice cookers, it's the
Japanese. They They love their [ __ ]
rice.
>> They love the technology.
>> They love it. And the technology, too.
Yeah.
>> Well, they love like their gadgets. the
gadgets.
>> Yeah, they they cook, bro.
>> I don't know what they do with it. I
swear, dude. They're in the future. They
They have [ __ ] that I've never seen any
anywhere else.
>> They're on some [ __ ] nobody's ever heard
of.
>> Yeah, they're they're cooking. The
quality of life there is insane.
>> I swear
>> from the videos I've seen.
>> Oh, I haven't been. Have you been?
very very briefly.
>> [ __ ] It's time we go to Japan.
>> I want to go. I just want to eat.
>> I'm going to eat. All that's all I
really care about. I know. That's like
all I really care about doing there is
eating.
>> I've heard very good things cuz I have a
friend that used to like visit Japan
because I think it
>> I think his girlfriend's from Japan or
something.
>> He was a league player
>> and he used to tell me all the time that
the sushi there is like literally
literally the best in the world. Beef,
bro. I want the beef.
>> It's crazy there.
>> Want the beef.
Just got to get new stems.
>> Well, it's cheap, dude. Right. It's like
like
>> uh I don't know if it's cheap, but I
think like the dollar goes pretty far
there.
>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The
US dollar.
>> I don't think it's cheap.
Oh,
not like some countries. Like you go to
[ __ ] like Thailand and it's like
cheap. Yeah. Like you're like a [ __ ]
you go there with like you know few
thousand dollars. You're a goddamn king.
>> Hey [ __ ] right, dude. Hey, I'm going
I'm going. Hey.
>> Okay. Wait. Uh start it in like 30
seconds or a minute. I'm feeling like
cat.
Oh, wait. Let me get in here first.
>> All right. Okay.
I don't get it. Why does Tony get on all
fours and eat with his cat sometimes? I
don't get it. Like, why does he chew
Saber's food for him? What is wrong with
Tony? Why would he do that?
Tony's a weird fella.
Tony's a weird guy.
Dominance. [laughter]
He's he's he he's mama burden sabers
food to Saber. Holy [ __ ]
Holy [ __ ]
Sable. You want some fish? Here you go.
[ __ ] chews that J up for him.
Want some raw chicken? There you go,
Sabre.
I have a return.
Can you feed me like you feed Saber?
>> Want like raw chicken mush?
Does that get you some?
[snorts and clears throat]
That's what he eats.
Want raw? You want raw chicken slop?
>> I can put it in a little bowl for you on
the floor.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> What?
>> Eat him like a bird.
>> This is This is
>> raw chicken. I'm not eating raw chicken,
>> dude. Dude, this is the craziest [ __ ]
dude. It's this is back to back where I
predicted the future.
>> What? I have to feed the animal.
I have to eat.
>> But the way you feed it is disgusting.
>> What do you mean?
>> You bomb a bird to him.
>> No, I do not, bro. It's raw chicken.
>> Yeah, but you How do you think it gets
into mush?
>> It's [ __ ] raw chicken.
>> Yeah. How do you think it gets mush?
>> I'm not eating raw. Yeah, it goes
through a grinder.
>> Bro, there's bones in that [ __ ] I can't
chew bones.
>> Oh, dude. I know. You're You got to jaw
shrink the [ __ ]
>> There's like little chunks of bone in
there.
>> Careful. I swear I heard metal.
Right side hall. Right side of the hall
by the pillar. This pillar.
Throw a granata.
>> I don't have one. You didn't give me
any.
>> Huh?
>> How about you throw one? You
>> stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Stairs.
>> There's a lot of things happening.
>> Throw out. Cover me.
>> Yeah, I got
I killed that guy.
I got I got to heal up.
>> He said I need two BD kills. You kill me
after two kills.
>> Two what?
>> No, you need two BBD kills.
>> That's That's the big black division.
Yeah, BBD.
>> The BBD. You need two BBDs.
>> Two BBDs.
>> You need two BBDs.
>> Yeah, I need two BBDs.
>> Oh, okay. And we're going to come give
you some two BBDs.
>> No, no. We should We should watch him
and let him kill him and watch him get
owned. Okay. Okay.
>> Two BBDs.
>> We're going to We're going to spectate.
Okay.
>> No. No. Come back.
>> No. Come back. Come back. Come back.
>> No. I won't kill you. I won't kill you.
Scouts on. I swear.
>> I swear. Pinky swear.
>> Pinky promise.
>> Dude. Dude,
>> dude. I would never break a pinky
promise. I would never break one.
>> I would. Dude, my pinky is strong as
[ __ ]
>> I swear I would never.
>> I'm coming. I'm coming, dude.
>> I'm going to come with my my [ __ ] out.
Okay.
>> My cock's out.
>> My [ __ ] are out.
>> [ __ ] are out. Look. Look. Look. See?
See? Look.
>> My cat's telling me not to trust you.
Dude,
>> my cock's out. Dude,
>> my [ __ ] out.
>> I'm I'm headed against the wall.
He's swinging on me.
>> I was swinging.
>> All right. You want to witness witness
this?
>> Yeah.
>> I want witness [ __ ] Come out.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> Those are They're wasting my time. Why?
I got you, dude.
Sick with us.
See that [ __ ] See that [ __ ] [laughter]
>> Nice work.
Nice work.
>> Where'd they go?
>> Well, well, they're made, bro. We're
going to find them.
>> All right. All right. Witness me.
Witness me.
>> Oh my god.
Oh my. What is this guy doing?
Like we can't win this.
>> Yo. Yo.
>> What the [ __ ] was that?
>> That was like What was that?
>> Yo, honestly, respect. Respect.
>> I don't know what was going through his
mind, but respect.
>> I was scared.
>> Dude went out like a [ __ ] champ. He
went out like a champ.
[laughter]
I Yeah,
>> he literally just jumped into a blender.
He jumped into the [laughter] BBD
blender.
>> I don't know why he did that.
>> I [ __ ] with that guy.
>> I I mean I respect I [ __ ] with that guy.
Yeah, he was like, "Oh yeah, you thought
that was sick. Watch me, pussy."
[laughter]
>> What up, dude? I respect it. I want to
see what this guy had. Oh my god. Oh.
Oh. Is that That's the Wedgington, I
think. Uh
>> maybe.
They killed huckleberry.
>> You're my huckleberry.
>> That's goddamn right.
>> I'm your huckleberry.
>> Cradle me like an egg.
>> Oh. Oh, dude. He's pushing. He's
pushing. Yeah, he's pushing.
>> Oh [ __ ]
[groaning]
>> Are you okay?
>> I'm instantly one tapped by him.
Instantly.
Yeah, that's definitely a [ __ ] wedge
guard. Yep.
Yep. That's Yep. The good news is you
grab the key off of that [ __ ] after you
kill him
>> and then and then dude right through a
wristy and then where'd you kill him?
>> Yeah, I got him.
>> You grab the key and then bam.
>> Yeah, I got you, dude. I got you. Dude,
that was a manly scream. Sheesh.
Like that.
Oh my goodness.
Call that into fruition.
Nice job.
>> Thank you.
Now whisper, "Sweet. Nothing's into my
ear.
Tell me how pretty I am.
Call me pretty.
>> [cough and clears throat]
>> Okay, dab her on the bathroom while we
wait.
Dude, [snorts]
these [ __ ] are crazy today,
bro.
Good news.
Hopefully I can leave through a hanger.
There's a [ __ ] cows in the walls
again.
They just keep on screaming.
He went to poop
again.
This is like his eighth time.
How many times this guy going to [ __ ]
Dude, I'm gonna be real. I think I got
that Taco Bell lettuce. I think I think
Dude, I don't know. I'm gonna be real,
dude.
I've been pissing out my ass.
I've been pissing out my ass. I think
I'm cooked.
I I don't know what I ate to get the
piss ass, but I got the piss ass.
I don't I I don't know. I think I It
goes away, right?
I sure hope it goes away.
Three months of piss ass. What?
Well, good news. Then everything I eat
won't get digested and then I will just
lose more weight.
Okay. Actually, I don't know. I think
it's because I changed my diet.
I actually think that's it.
Well, I got everything for Tony. Uh,
well, he's going to take another [ __ ]
[ __ ] I guess, for the eighth one today.
I don't know what is with this guy shits
way more than a normal human [ __ ] This
guy I think this guy either has IBS,
Crohn's, or something. I don't know
what's happening.
This guy is perma [ __ ]
I don't understand it. How can one man
poop so much?
Should we like Oh, okay. When we get
when he gets back, we all need to clap
cuz this is imp. This is actually
impressive. This is actually impressive.
I think because maybe he he swallowed
some raw chicken for Saber when he was
mama burning Saber for his dinner. I
think I think that's what happened and
it got to his system ASAP.
>> It did. It did. What do I need?
>> Oh, hey. Hi. Welcome back.
>> Hey, I got one tab. I have blackout AP.
Why doesn't my [ __ ] do that when I shoot
wristy helmets and altons?
>> Um, I got everything.
>> Everything?
>> Yeah.
>> Nice.
Awesome.
That guy
got my hog cranked by obsidian.
I am a [ __ ] different, dude. I
literally hear you peek one second.
You're squelch into your [ __ ] dead.
>> Oh yeah, dude. He in instantly instantly
just [ __ ] rip my [ __ ] in half.
That other guy lived longer jumping in
the middle of the [ __ ] map somehow.
[clears throat] I mean, that guy's
different. I don't know. That guy
actually lived longer than I thought he
would.
>> Yeah. I mean, I don't know how, but
yeah, he he [ __ ] dead.
[clears throat]
Why we I wish that they like you could
they look different. The wedge guards
they really should look different.
>> Dusty, thanks for 20 months.
>> Thank you, sir. Bravy, thanks for 51
months.
>> Well, I mean, normally it's not a big
deal. www.
>> because they're just on the one area and
in icebreaker, but when they're on this
map, you can't tell at all.
>> They should wear like they should wear
like zebra zebra clothes.
>> Oh,
>> that'd be kind of cool. No, like some
like red probably white and white white
and black
>> zebra pants.
>> Yeah, like some zebra pants.
>> That'd be cool.
>> Kind of sick.
Oh, was that a black division up here?
God damn.
>> God damn.
>> This helmet's going through it.
>> Yeah.
Like the workout foot locker. Yes,
exactly.
>> This thing's 120 durability. Isn't that
like bad?
>> Yeah. You'll be all right.
I mean, that'd be kind of sick, dude.
Just wearing like a like a like a ref
shirt, dude. Foot Locker John.
>> Foot locker employee.
>> Yeah, [ __ ] Foot Locker employee. Oh,
in front of me. Oh, contact scav
advancing.
>> Yeah, I'm holding.
I got your six.
I got you, partner.
>> Sector clear.
Maybe they got a um
they got a key. Hopefully
a key. Hey, maybe we could Yeah, maybe
we could [ __ ] loot rooms.
Are you looting?
>> You know what I've noticed when we fight
people in here, people just don't hear
us at all.
>> Yeah, I know. It's crazy.
>> A lot of the time.
>> Yeah, it's insane.
>> Like way too often.
>> Yeah, it's insane. Oh, that scared me.
>> You're [ __ ] crazy.
>> That scared me.
>> Well, yeah, cuz I wanted to shoot it
just in case someone was holding.
>> Oh, I heard a voice line. I don't know
what it was.
>> No, I heard that, too.
Be okay after I stop pissing on my ass.
Did you eat the [ __ ] up lettuce? 0410.
>> 0410.
>> Uhhuh.
Did you [ __ ] up?
>> You ate the [ __ ] up lettuce.
>> Shoot the code. Everybody thinks that
works. It doesn't. If someone else
shoots the code, you just fire a gun a
couple times near it and it removes all
the bullets.
>> I don't know why everybody thinks that
[ __ ] works.
Think
>> I hear torch.
>> You know how many people we run into
that tried shooting the code and I just
can see it after.
Y'all been scammed.
get scammed into thinking you're doing
something. You're not.
These tar cussy coins, they got to stop
doing that.
[sighs]
That room was
room. I
was hype.
movement.
>> I'm still I'm in green just looting up.
>> Is that you?
>> Oh, is that me? [clears throat]
>> Oh, somebody's like outside dying.
>> Oh, there's an M60 on the map.
Is he above you or is this guy by a
dome?
>> I don't know. I'm I'm in green. I don't
hear [ __ ]
>> What's up? Tell me how the event and
raid treating you.
>> I went by metal detectors under
>> good work.
Vent treating me. I've lost many monies,
but we've had fun. I've also lost many
monies.
Got a res.
Lost many, many millions. Several tens
of millions.
>> Hold on. My game is hard crashing right
now. I'm in green, but I'm safe.
>> It's hard crashing. Uhoh.
>> Yeah. [sighs]
>> Trip the door. They they'll they'll
disappear before someone even hugs into
it most of the time.
>> The other day
>> people like they don't really go after
the door very often. So you'd have to
put multiple multiple trip wires and
continuously replace them and someone
maybe might go into it. Half the time
people just die to black division during
this event. They never even make it to
the [ __ ] door.
[clears throat]
Smithson. Thank you for 19 months.
>> You good?
>> One key per map. It's not one key.
>> You can get multiple multiple keys. It's
the only game that does this.
>> It's just it's one
>> it's one door,
>> but there's multiple keys.
Fleshetti spaghetti.
You back.
>> Loading.
>> Just scanning killing black division.
>> Where the fellas at? I
>> heard [ __ ]
>> There's a There was an F60 towards
parking. We go find that guy when I'm
back.
I haven't heard anything.
Everyone need a key? Once someone
unlocks it, it's unlocked for everyone.
You still have to go in there to see the
code to open the key rooms. And then
um
>> are you on metal?
>> Yeah, I'm in a staircase. You also have
to um someone has to press the switch.
>> All righty. Here I am.
>> Where'd you go?
>> Never mind. We still got one to go,
guys.
>> Dude, my game changed to 69. All right,
we're back.
I'm going to res.
>> Let's go.
Okay. Shooting the code does not work.
If someone shoots the code and you pick
up a gun and you fire bunch of bullets
next to the code, it the all the other
bullets disappear.
Doesn't work.
Uh,
>> open,
>> I think.
>> No, I think it's open. It's normally
open.
>> What happened? I've done it multiple
times. This stream alone, people shot
the code thinking it does something.
>> Did the alarm go off?
>> Yeah, it went off.
Some okay ammo in here.
Crazy.
You want to loot here?
>> What's up?
Do a green and sanitize room.
>> I didn't lose sanitizer, but it's okay.
>> I got I have enough stems
>> badge.
GP coins, a roller,
Bitcoin.
>> I say we go towards red.
>> Towards red. Yes, I agree.
We have 60.
>> I don't hear him anymore.
>> I think that's under kitchen or at
kitchen.
>> That I do not know.
I say I say
[ __ ] God damn it.
[ __ ] [ __ ]
I'm going through it over here.
Can you chill? Damn.
Shut all the [ __ ] gates in front of
me. [ __ ] man. [laughter]
coming faster than me. What did I do?
Oh, there's
bullet holes over here.
How
someone fight back here?
Be careful.
out of bed.
Want to go up from red or parking? I
think red.
>> Yeah.
It's so spoopy.
So goddamn spoopy.
or creeping. I'm just listening. See if
I can hear anything.
>> Creeping. [laughter]
What the hell? I'm getting shot at down
by parking AI.
That's crazy timing.
I don't see him.
>> Bottom red is closed.
>> You sure it's AI?
>> That's so bad.
>> Okay. I think he's freezer. This guy
>> dead bodies by intel.
>> I think this guy's by Freezer.
Is there a flashlight?
Oh my goodness.
>> Where?
>> There's the black division in front of
Caddington.
>> Kill them.
>> No, I think I might kill one.
>> They're being [ __ ] up though.
>> That one. There's more.
>> Maybe I killed that one.
>> Killed uh maybe.
>> Maybe.
Can't tell.
It's hard to see. [clears throat]
This guy's got to be over there
somewhere.
>> Really? You think so? I'm thinking
freezer.
>> There's so many bodies. I was just
standing in kitchen. He didn't shoot me.
>> I think he's lurking.
>> Oh my god, my arm.
>> That was an MP7. That worries me about
Wedge.
>> Yeah, that might be him.
>> This guy might have died to Wedge then.
>> Yeah, you can go check.
>> Go back and die.
>> An underh hanger.
>> Oh my goodness. You okay? Down by a
yellow great maybe. Oh my [ __ ] god.
I'm coming. Where they at?
>> Tony, hide. I'm good. How about these
guys?
>> No, they're regular. They're in a huge
group. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, maybe not this one.
>> No, I'm telling you, one of them is kind
of crazy.
>> Yep. I'm dead. Yep. Yep. Yep. Bro,
that's such [ __ ] You only [ __ ]
see his head. Like, literally only the
[ __ ] head. Instant guild. This gun's
not even around the [ __ ] corner.
Oh, this shit's getting annoying.
It's getting really annoying.
>> Yes.
>> Yes. [screaming]
>> Did you kill him?
Oh, you're dead to the same guy. Yeah,
he's [ __ ] insane.
I don't think you understand.
>> The same [ __ ] He literally did not even
peek me with his gun. Just the top of
his head and I got [ __ ] quad shot in
the thorax.
>> Bro,
>> it's ridiculous.
>> He was mid mid grenade throw, looked at
the wall to his left and killed me with
his aura. No gun sound or anything.
>> Nice.
What? Different map
>> if you want.
>> Little break.
>> I'm down. You want to go factory or
something?
>> Customs.
>> That's fine. I'm
>> see see what's going on over there cuz
>> Yeah, I got
>> I think I need a little break from this
[ __ ] AI.
>> Yeah, I'm down.
>> I think I need a little bit of a break,
>> dude. Wait, if you saw what happened to
me, bro, you would be like, whoa,
>> I believe it. I believe it.
>> Uh, I gotta I I have to go play the game
soon.
>> Oh.
Oh, okay.
So, I'll do like a few more
>> 65 W
>> burrito. Thank you for 65 months. Thank
you.
That's okay.
His
head was visible for.166
seconds. Oh yeah, you can't do anything.
You just [ __ ] die, bro. I don't know
if that's the real number, but you just
die. You can't do [ __ ] against those
guys. If they're locked in like that,
you're just dead. You have no chance.
Zero chance at all.
begging
me.
>> What are you doing? What gun are you
using?
>> That's all I'm wondering.
>> I'm using MCX. You think there's any
people here?
>> There was yesterday. Yeah.
>> All right.
Last time I was [ __ ] dead.
>> Yesterday there were. I don't know about
right now, but yesterday there were.
>> [clears throat]
>> Something I haven't run in a while.
>> Muolnir with FMJ.
>> That does not sound like a
>> No, I'll be fine.
>> That doesn't sound good.
>> Be fine.
>> That sounds like it's going to go very
bad very quickly.
>> That'll be fine. Just shoot him twice.
>> Okay. Fine.
be fine. It'll be fine.
>> I don't want to I don't want to hear,
dude. Oh, dude. FMJ sucks.
>> I mean, I know it sucks. It'll be fine.
[laughter]
>> I'm going to hear Dude, this gun sucks
in the next two seconds.
>> Ah, it'll be all right.
Glock 18 for backup.
Get King Van in my pocket.
Will you bring tremodol
doing tremodol?
>> Oh, you sort of. Yes, sir.
>> Yeah, I kind of miss the sun. I kind of
miss the sun.
>> Yeah, the sun will be nice. Get a little
vitamin D.
>> Miss the sun.
>> Little vitamin D. Yeah,
>> I miss playing actual T. I actually
can't wait for seasonal. It's going to
be so fun.
>> Hope so.
Hope that [ __ ] like I hope that actually
brings back everyone that played the
game, bro.
Hope that brings so many fellas back.
>> We shall see.
We shall see.
Got to be only a few days away.
Can't be that far away, man.
>> I'm thinking
I'm thinking it's going to be the first.
I don't think it's gonna be the 30th,
but they might be.
>> I think they're just gonna
I don't know. You think you think
they're ready? You think they're ready
with it already? Like
>> that's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking
it's going to be like early early what
is next month? August.
>> You think if you throw
>> They said the end of this month around
him from the gravitational field his fat
ass creates.
>> That's crazy.
>> Yeah, but they also said that was going
to be for the July and then
>> Yeah, but you know how they are. It was
mid July. That's what I'm saying.
So, I think I think it's going to be
like first week of August or something
like that.
But soon. It's soon.
Soon.
Soon. Soon.
Damn.
God damn.
Quick, quick. That might be a good sign.
>> Yeah. I want to play the game again.
>> Same. I want to I don't want to verse.
>> We also just want to see Oh my god, the
colors.
>> Oh, it's so blue.
>> Colors of the rainbow. I see them. Wow.
It actually Dude, this I feel like I
just came out of like a [ __ ] Fallout
bunker for the first time in my life.
>> Yo, is that show good?
>> I watched the first season. Yeah, it's
good.
>> Play Fallout to understand the lore or
No,
>> no. No. I mean, it definitely it
definitely like makes references to the
game for sure, but you definitely don't
have to like play the games.
You might appreciate it more if you did.
There's a guy coming towards us and he's
dead, dude. Tony, dude, welcome. Hey,
welcome back to the main game, my man.
>> Welcome.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Oh my god, he's got the the Jet helmet.
>> You literally just killed a biker just
going up. You know, it's better than
getting [ __ ] aimbotted by Wedge and
his [ __ ] boys.
>> Wedging his BBDs.
>> Yeah,
BBBS.
>> Yeah, BBBS.
The big the big black [ __ ]
>> Okay. [laughter]
>> I was going to say big bussy boys, but
that works, too.
>> No, no, no, no.
Welcome to Tarov, Little Johnny.
>> Oh, dude, I'm so excited for see like I
want the perks, dude. I want I want to
pick my perks. I want to just Oh, it
just sucks there's no prestige.
>> Yeah, but I don't think most people are
going to like Maybe that sucks for a
streamer no lives, but like for most
people it doesn't matter.
>> Yeah, but the thing is I want I want to
do like multiple playthroughs like you
know what I mean? Like like different
change my perks and [ __ ]
Oh, true.
>> That'd be fun. Plus, it was going to
last six months.
>> Is it?
>> Apparently, it's like six months. They
said they're doing two wipes.
>> Six months? Oh, thought it was going to
be less than that.
>> They're they're doing two wipes like for
seasonal or something for per year or
some [ __ ]
>> May Maybe you can just start a new
character and delete that one. Yeah.
Kill this [ __ ] outside. Uh what? Uh
first floor. Yeah. Uh oh, I killed the
guy at Mark's room.
You might be able to like start a new
character. I don't know.
This game's so much brighter. And the
crazy thing is the game's normally like
it's dark as [ __ ] but it looks so
bright. [laughter]
>> Yeah, it looks so bright now cuz we were
so used to darkness.
>> We hit the mark room. This guy's kind of
high level. How the [ __ ] are you hit
mark?
>> You got all the goodies.
>> They'll sell more character slots.
>> Wonder there's like an achievement to do
like
>> I don't know
>> all negative debuffs or something or
just no positive debuffs only negative.
Kind of interesting.
>> They just they need to have rewards. Oh,
there's a guy in. There's a guy in right
side of stronghold.
>> Oh, should we go push him? No.
Apparently there's
>> Watch yourself. Blow this guy's brains
out.
>> Okay. God damn.
>> Well, I was I think they need to make
like unlockable [ __ ] for like each you
do the um I mean maybe they haven't said
that.
>> I heard there's an achievement for
>> 100 kilo kills. Yeah, but but not an
achievement like cosmetic [ __ ] like a
[ __ ] gun skin or like an attachment,
you know, [ __ ] like that.
>> That's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure
that there's a new suit with it or
something. New track suit. Maybe it's
the
>> the white one or the the red one cuz I
remember they they leaked that and then
we still have yet to see that.
>> Yeah, maybe.
Uh okay,
>> that's what I heard. That's what I
heard. I don't know how true it is.
That's all I heard. Okay, let's go.
>> I mean, I would expect them to have
something like that. I just don't think
they've shown us yet. But I think that's
what they need. They need like a reason
for people to want to keep playing the
seasons.
>> Give them that FOMO.
>> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
saying. Like they need
>> That's like the only reason why people
Oh, front of me to my left at the dip.
Directly in front of me.
>> That's a stab over there, but I swear
there's a guy closer.
>> No, I just killed him. There was a guy
on the left.
What was that scab doing?
>> What was this guy doing with a spear,
bro?
>> Level 55.
>> God damn.
>> That's what I was saying. They need to
have like some like really insane
rewards for people to play seasonal.
some like really cool [ __ ] like some
>> Yeah, but it's got to also be like not
so grindy like an average player needs
to be able to do it if they play.
>> Yeah, I agree.
>> You know, like it can't be something
that it takes hundreds of hours to do.
>> I also think there should be some some
reward for the like the Omega grinders.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but I mean they
got to get the base level first.
Is that you?
>> No, it was a guy behind.
>> It's in panda. It's in panda.
>> Is it in there?
>> Yeah. Yeah, I think it's up top or down
low in the first floor.
>> I hear something shuffling.
Weapon skins. No, you could do like
weapon and attachment skins and keep it
like realistic looking. Wait,
I think it might be goons.
>> Like instead of this gun being coyote
brown, it could be [ __ ] black or like
a anodized color or like a
guy I come by triple stack.
>> Yeah, I think there's a guy first floor
triple stack.
>> Oh, it's lagoons. I just killed Knight.
>> Oh, I killed Big Bite. Yeah, you know,
like Yeah, like it doesn't have to be
like like OD green or like, you know, it
doesn't have to be anything crazy or
like a camouflage pattern like
>> stuff that would still be cool but
wouldn't look ridiculous enough. I'm not
talking about like anime pink guns and
[ __ ]
>> Pushing me.
>> Oh yeah, he's pushing me and he slipped.
>> He stepped on this [ __ ] metal pole.
>> Kill them all.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Kill this guy.
Yeah, they could they could they could
totally do that. Very very reasonable.
>> I remember when the the f when goons
first came out, bro, they're like most
terrifying bosses ever and now they're
like
>> like, "Oh, hey, Marty. What's up, [ __ ]
>> How you doing?"
>> Bam.
Shot Marty in the face. Bam.
He he tanks it sometimes and just enjoys
it.
>> I think maybe that's just I mean
actually after Black Division it's like
these AI feel absolutely godamn
>> I think they're shooting at someone in
stronghold.
>> Maybe I'll go up top and look.
This is a might be a guy in here.
That's what I was thinking too with the
M4, but it was it was bird bird.
[screaming]
>> Bird.
>> Exactly.
Just like that.
I'm clearing up top. All the pier is
open.
There's somebody walking outside.
>> [screaming]
>> Yeah, I don't think there's anything up
there.
>> Who's that?
>> See, we go stronghold.
>> Yeah, someone's just getting shot at by
SC. Oh, he's shooting at me. Sniper SC.
Sniper SC shooting at me.
Wow.
It feels like feels like it's so much
later than it is. Damn.
>> Well, bro, cuz you had a lot of big
workout today.
>> I'm getting shot in the I'm getting shot
from stronghold.
>> Top stronghold.
>> [ __ ] You'll regret that [ __ ]
>> He's dead.
>> Yeah.
>> Another one. Another one on me.
>> I'm pulling down at the Where is he?
Where is he? Up top. Up top. slash dot
slash
>> up top right side uh behind the wall
towards the GL ter I'm nating
>> Oh, I think that landed up.
>> I got to heal too. You good? Yeah, I'm
good. There might be three.
Where's that guy? I'm going to need the
right side again.
>> He's like deeper deeper now.
>> I can send one deep too.
>> I'm pushing towards uh backside now.
>> Sent a deep by the stairs.
>> I think there's two.
>> Where are you?
>> I'm pushing backside staircase.
>> He's [ __ ] up. But my chest is red. So
I'm
>> going to go top. I'm going top.
>> He throated me, I think.
just be one.
>> I'm going go from deep under.
>> I'm up top.
>> Is he on the stairs?
>> Yeah, he's like backside over here on
the stairs with me.
>> I'm like super deep under.
>> Hit him on the stairs.
>> Good work. He's me pushing up.
>> Yep.
Still doing some craziness on me. Yeah,
dude. Got to move it, dude.
>> Got to heal. [ __ ] me up.
>> Yeah, you got to hit my chest. My brace
cannon
>> hunt. Thank you for eight months. Thank
you, sir. Waffle think eight months.
Crane think 16 months.
>> This guy had 100.
>> I mean, Red Tiger.
>> [ __ ]
>> I'd be cool. I' I'd be down with that.
It's such a classic camo. I'd be I'd be
cool with that. I would not want crazy
skins, but I think like adding even just
like variations of stuff would be cool.
>> Like a fresh M14.
>> Just getting like different colors of
guns and [ __ ] like that. Like that would
be cool. Probably wouldn't be much
effort for them to do. Also, like if you
could have a spear and it's like OD
green or [ __ ] I don't know, you know,
like black or just something something
cool.
So kind of shoot for
the bullet.
>> Good guns.
>> 49
61s. Nice.
[ __ ] cool.
All right.
Who's yapping? What was that?
>> Good raid. I say we get out of here.
>> You said no.
Seen werewolf wedge. There is no
werewolf wedge. Yeah, I do. I do. I do.
Oh my god. I don't know how everyone is
falling for that. There's no werewolf in
the game.
Jesus.
Saw it in your dreams. Maybe dream about
them furry werewolves and [ __ ]
What's up? Bigfoot. Bigfoot's on woods.
Yeah, definitely. Bigfoot on woods.
They got [ __ ] Bigfoot on woods.
>> Sup dog
Smolins. What's up, dude?
What's up?
How much was this guy having the [ __ ]
ball sack mag
5581?
[clears throat]
6,000
7,000
180,000
What do we got on this thing? 60,000
mechanical sell
sell.
No, we don't need all this FMJ ammo.
Let's hybrid.
>> All right, Tony. Time to take over the
lobby again.
>> Take it over.
>> We're taking it over. I'm taking over.
>> I got my major. I'm ready to go.
>> Dude, that milk I had yesterday, dude.
>> I'm telling you, the [ __ ]
fair life, whatever. Strawberry banana.
Do Don't ever get that. Don't ever
[snorts] get that.
>> That's not something I would get.
Strawberry banana milk sounds weird, but
>> dude, it
>> you just get that fat free life.
>> Oh, yeah. The fair Yeah, dude. The fat
free is crazy for you,
>> dude.
>> That [ __ ] is That [ __ ] is good.
>> I don't know. I did. I worked out. I
wanted some protein. They had it in the
fridge. I was like, "Yeah, [ __ ] it. I'm
going try."
>> Yeah. But the regular it's it's
literally got the same amount of protein
as those things, too.
>> Well, yeah. I mean, I'm not going to I
don't know. I just wanted to grab
something quick. It wasn't that many
calories. It was like 140.
>> I think they're 160 for like 26 grams of
protein. It's the It's the same macros
as the fat-ree milk. They literally just
use the fat free milk with like
flavorings. I think
>> that's all they do.
>> Yeah.
>> Like their protein drinks is just the
fat-ree milk that they add [ __ ] to. I
think
interesting. Mhm.
We have fat free life milk, 80 calories,
13 grams of protein.
Shit's crazy.
It is crazy. And it doesn't taste like
shitty milk. It actually tastes like
good milk.
[clears throat]
Love that [ __ ] I have like [ __ ] I
don't even know how many bottles of that
[ __ ] [laughter]
I heard there's like microplastics in
that though. Those go straight to your
balls. There's microplastics in
everything.
>> But my balls.
>> Microplastics in everything.
>> But my balls, Tony.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't want to get
>> Thank you for 35 months.
Five gallons of it.
>> Wait, does that
>> I don't have five. I probably have like
four I think I have like eight eight
[ __ ] jugs of that [ __ ] I guess
they're half gallon jugs.
>> Yeah, my kid is actually 7% milk jug.
[laughter]
>> And I have like one or two of the
chocolate milk just for a little little
something something when I'm feeling
like it. Little chalky milk.
>> Little chalky milk never hurt nobody.
sore.
>> Dude, even the um the chocolate milk is
like not even that bad on the calories,
too.
>> No, I've looked. It's not bad at all,
bro.
>> I think it's like 140 for 13 g of
protein, which is like just on the
border of being like a high protein
thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Still not bad though.
>> When I think of like chocolate milk, I'm
I'm assuming it's going to be like 400
calories per bottle.
>> No, their shit's fine. It's like I think
it's 140.
>> Is it a player or
>> eight ounces?
>> Two two two players. There's a red man
with the red flannel.
>> I've seen him. I seen him.
>> What the hell is he
>> getting in the position to take him out?
>> He has a moing.
>> Well, I has a gun.
>> I'm dead.
>> Good work.
>> I got that. I hit him a lot. Um I'm
hurt.
>> Yeah, I can tell.
>> Took out all my limbs.
I was sm I felt like I was smacking him
and joyer
behind this bush and do surgery.
>> Yeah, do your thing. My last three
surgeries,
Costco came out with their own milk.
Just eat good and calories don't matter.
Yeah, that's absolutely wrong.
>> I got you.
>> That is absolutely wrong.
>> Wait, did you kill?
>> Wait, what?
>> What? I killed that scab.
>> I thought I just Wait, what? I shot him.
>> I thought I thought his aura killed him.
>> No, I sniped him.
>> He didn't make a sound.
>> I sniped him.
>> Blasted him in the chest,
>> dude. He just fell over on my screen. No
sound.
>> Hit him with the force.
>> He just [ __ ] do. Yeah, that's what I
thought I did.
>> Hit him with the force.
>> You don't gain weight.
the hell.
>> You eat less than you think. You don't
gain weight. You think you eat 5,000
calories a day. You don't. Promise you
>> that you definitely do not.
Unless you are like a wild genetic
anomaly, you don't. Or you're like 7
feet [ __ ] tall. You don't eat 5,000
calories and gain no weight. Or you're
doing the most excessive cardio
endurance training known to man.
>> All right, Tony. Let me show you how a
sigma does it.
>> I'm telling you, you don't. And if you
say that and you're not weighing out
every single thing you're eating and
tracking it, you're wrong again. It's
not true.
>> I kind of like this flashlight laser
combination for everything.
>> Bodybuilders eat 5K. Yeah. Maybe like a
350 lb solid muscle bodybuilder, which I
highly doubt you are.
I don't see anyone.
>> Like, like I said, you'd have to be an
anomaly, but like an average person is
not eating 5,000 calories and not
gaining weight. You would be like obese
if you were continuously doing that.
>> You're good.
>> Or you would have to be doing like
insane insane insane amounts of
exercise. like insane.
Like most most males Yeah. If you're
like an average male like you're
probably somewhere like 2500 to 3,200
depending probably even less depending
on your activity.
>> So uh what's going on
>> chelling?
Oh, is that you?
>> Uh, there's a guy down here.
>> I think I was outside.
>> I think it was out back. Might be in the
poopa.
>> Out back.
We taking a booby.
That's me.
>> Where the hell is this guy?
>> Key card.
>> We'll go find him.
>> I missed a key card.
No, I didn't. Oh, I did. The shitty one.
>> Oh, I found him.
He was uh in [clears throat] the bush.
>> Sheesh. Oh, and there's a guy debuff
back.
>> Yeah, I'm getting on him in a second.
>> By the wall. By the wall.
>> See him?
>> I don't know if I hit him or not.
No, he's running left now.
>> He's going back towards Shold.
>> I can't hit him. He's behind the hill.
Yeah, he's behind the hill.
>> Say less.
>> I'm going go where he just was. I'm
against the wall.
>> Yeah, he went left like behind the hill.
I might have hit him up.
>> Oh, he's hitting unless you
>> was me hitting.
[groaning]
>> How did he get so [ __ ] far? God damn,
he's hurt. I think I hit him in the leg.
That's that Mark 18 right there. I
regret it.
I regret it.
>> I got him.
>> Yeah, I told you. I told you.
>> I regret it. Yep.
>> Can't wait to see my armor damage.
Definitely regret it. 435 armor damage.
That'll do it. [laughter] That'll do it.
That'll [ __ ] do it. That
>> is insane. Yep.
Yep. I regret that one.
All right. Well,
>> I don't regret that one.
>> Where the [ __ ] did you die?
>> Uh,
you
got me.
>> Well, I got bad news for you, Tony.
>> What? You know,
>> this is mo most likely the last one.
>> What? You're just going to rob me?
>> You don't want this [ __ ] back?
>> You're just going to [ __ ] rob me,
dude?
>> Well, I Okay, how about this? I can give
you all this stuff and I'll just
disconnect.
>> It's fine.
I'll live.
I'll live.
I'll live. It's okay.
>> That's goddamn right you will.
Apparently not with me today. Apparently
you're just dying a cringe.
>> Yeah, I'm dying a lot.
>> Keep on getting tarot.
>> Well, I was also using my [ __ ]
pajama. You know how that [ __ ] thing
is.
>> I tried to warn you.
thing is
said Fraggas can go, not me.
>> All right,
>> leave him of his duties.
>> Get the [ __ ] out of here and then I go
play silly game.
>> Get the [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ]
out of here
>> and you enjoy the rest of the night with
Tarov.
>> I probably too much longer. I'm tired
today.
I don't blame you. You [ __ ] fought
with a UFC guy.
>> Yeah.
>> Got my ass [ __ ] kicked by a UFC guy.
>> You got your ass
>> got my [ __ ] ass.
>> I don't know how you call that cardio.
Just get your ass beat.
It's
>> like fighting [ __ ] Thanos. The IRL is
what it was.
>> How much that guy weigh?
>> He's a featherweight. No, we weren't
actually like we were just train like I
wasn't [ __ ] fighting him or anything.
We just running drills and stuff. He's a
featherweight. I mean, he fights at
what? 145.
>> Oh my god.
>> But I mean, but yeah, but they cut. So
he walks around probably like He's
probably like 180,
>> dude. Jesus Christ.
>> Yeah. I mean, they cut hella weight.
>> 140 is, Dude.
>> Yeah, but that's their fighting weight.
They don't walk around at 140.
>> I mean, [ __ ] dude. I mean,
>> even then, dude, I don't think I can,
Dude. I don't think I I don't remember
the last time I was 14.
>> You would [ __ ] beat the brakes off of
you.
>> Oh, I never said I would beat you. beat
the brakes off of you.
>> I know he would beat my ass. I never
said
>> Dude, they're so [ __ ] fast, bro.
They're I feel like I'm in [ __ ] I'm
fighting in maple syrup. I'm I'm in a
pit of Anchamima's maple syrup.
>> Goddamn. You need some [ __ ] WD40 in
your joints. [laughter]
>> You guys are hella fast.
>> They're insane.
They're insane.
>> Me versus you. That's a different story,
>> bro. I'm tossing you.
>> Now that's a different story. I'm
[ __ ] tossing you.
>> Ah, dude, my man, you ain't tossing
[ __ ]
>> You're getting [ __ ] You're getting
>> You're tossing my salad. You're doing
>> [ __ ] I am. [ __ ] you mean?
>> Yeah, you're eating that [ __ ] when I'm
choking you out.
>> You don't want none of this, Tony.
>> Bro, I'll put you in that [ __ ] patty
crab choke that he did the other night.
>> I I told you I'll do that to you. Put
you in the [ __ ] crab choke.
>> Well, well, you could try to do that.
I'll just pick you up and body slam your
ass.
>> Ah, you can't.
>> You don't think I could? [ __ ] All
right. Test me.
>> You think I'm a lightweight?
>> Hell yeah.
>> [ __ ]
[ __ ] lightweight.
>> I can pick you up by a pinky.
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> Like, ever seen the videos of like
Bradley Martin? like grappling with the
fighters and they just they [ __ ] roll
him the [ __ ] up.
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's between me and you.
>> Which is like it's crazy. Like if if one
if you don't know how to use all that
weight, it doesn't even matter.
>> Not wrong.
>> Like Yeah. Versus like like an untrained
guy. Yeah. The weight hella matters. But
like against a pro fighter, bro, they're
just all over you. You're [ __ ]
>> Oh, those [ __ ] are crazy, bro.
>> Insane. They're insane.
>> Like even like even just like even like
you know not even UFC like the guys that
are like you know like
>> even just a guy that like
>> has been training for like a few years
like
>> those guys are [clears throat] Yeah.
>> All right. Well, let me get out of here.
Tony, enjoy enjoy the rest of the night.
>> Goodbye. Goodbye. Byebye.
>> Byebye. Byebye.
>> And drum mags for the MP7. I wish.
I wish
we rolling just uh like boxing today.
Boxing.
No rolling today.
And then there was one. I'm all alone.
All alone.
I was a wrestler. No, I was a
longdistance runner when I was younger.
I was really good at it.
Definitely not a wrestler.
No wrestling. Never wrestled. I did BJJ
when I was younger for a little bit. Not
a ton, but like you know the basics. Got
the basics down.
BJJ Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
BJJ isn't real. Just stand up. Yeah,
just stand up, Brad. Thanks for 63
months.
Yeah, just stand up, dude. They can't
hurt you if you stand up.
It's not real.
You did. Okay.
It doesn't work IRL.
No, it definitely [clears throat]
What do you mean it definitely does?
It's probably not always a good idea
depending like
I mean not that you should be fighting
anyone but typically if you are in a
fight it's not there's no rules you know
nobody's fighting fair
you know you're also probably not on a
mat and you're probably on a concrete or
a hard floor and that kind of changes
things a little bit
I would imagine.
You know, you could bite [ __ ]
You could gouch their eyes. You could,
you know, hit them in the balls. You
could step on them. Yeah, you could do
anything if you're in a real fight.
You can stick your finger in their ass
if you got to anything.
Yo, what are you [ __ ] doing, bro? I'm
naked with a pistol. You're actually
all right.
All right. Fair play. Fair play.
Fair play. If you would like some armor,
there's some armor over here for you,
sir.
There is some armor here. Would you like
some armor?
I'll make it here, man.
This guy, this [ __ ] pistol guy is
like up my ass now. Oh, what the [ __ ] is
that nade, bro?
Grenading back crazy.
Oh, I just saw that guy on the right.
This This pistol guy is getting behind
me.
Shot me.
See, this is the problem with leaving
these guys alive. Like, he's like, "Oh,
you're weird for this." It's like he's
just coming towards me now to try and
kill me and get gear cuz he hears this
whole fight going on.
All right. I don't know where the MCX
guy is, but
Hey, maybe I can run this way. I don't
know. No, that wasn't the MCX guy.
Oh, he might be dead.
That might be him there. Or is that a
scav? I don't know.
Killed them. Not sure.
Don't know.
There is a body there. Oh,
sure.
The [ __ ] trimmol ran out already.
A pack mags.
I would like to keep pushing. Well, not
really. That's kind of a shitty spot to
fight. We'll just we'll hang out over
here. Here, I'll repack my mags. We'll
wait for a bit. See what happens while
we chill.
I think I dropped a mag as well. That's
fine.
Is this 7 and 40 ammo?
It is. Oh, we could use this guy's gun
if I need.
He's got good ammo. this guy.
Damn.
Yeah, good ammo.
Who's packing?
Someone's in dorms.
I am in the dormitories.
They are in the dormitories.
>> Help raise
>> neighbors. Thank you so much, man. How
we doing? 54 months. 740's ass. No, it's
good. It's got good pen. It has a huge
recoil reduction, so your gun kind of
turns into a laser with it. That's the
main thing. It makes it easy to hit head
shot.
Somebody's coming.
Uh, this might be really dirty, but so
be it.
I didn't mean for that to happen, but it
just kind of did.
I was just there packing mags, man.
I hate to be that guy, but sometimes
it's just,
you know, life puts life puts them right
in front of you like that.
There's a bunch of guys over there, too.
Sounds
like an MPX and an MCX
in the dorms. [snorts]
He's
in here.
Oh, bags off.
>> It's on [ __ ]
It's on third floor, dude.
God damn it.
audio.
Be really careful with my bullets there.
I shot a little too many and I think he
realized and he got aggressive, but I
had enough to finish it.
Just enough. That could have been bad.
If I missed a few there, I would have
been [ __ ]
Just enough.
It's my bag in the bathroom, right? Put
in the bathroom.
Put him in the bathroom.
I'm put him in a bathroom.
I have shot quite a substantial amount
of ammo. This raid goes
quite a substantial amount.
>> 34 months and going strong.
>> Fascos, thank you for 34 months. Thank
you, brother.
P7 doesn't feel too bad. Doesn't feel
too bad right now. surprisingly
though.
Thoughts on the perks? No, I haven't
really looked at the perks to use.
Figure when we get a date on what the
seasons, we'll do like a
a little on stream thing. What parks I'm
going to take.
Figure that'll be the um
figure that'll be the best way to do it.
I think we're still a little too far out
for that. When we get the the season
hype going, we'll do it.
Let's kill Rashala.
Yes, am I? Damn, son.
This is I think this is a Rashala gun,
but he it's not found in raid. Someone
brought it in.
My favorite Sopranos character. Polly.
Pauly.
Green card.
Got to be Pauly.
Mr. the walnuts himself.
We're getting rid of this AK.
Uh [clears throat]
taking that.
Taking that. We're doing something like
that. We're taking that. We are
uh taking that.
what we're doing.
>> I'm so tired of this walking.
>> I am so tired of this walking. Really?
One pack one bullet at a time. No,
there's that you can um
you can make like magazine presets to
load bullets alternating like that if
you want or however whatever format you
want them.
Sh line of five.
>> They're running some ammo this raid.
How much more betrayal can I take
them?
Let's reset cars here.
Car's here. Why not
hit him with a little reset?
Not trying to be a minute.
One minute.
One minute. We got
>> Hey yo, Tony
>> Agnes. Thanks for 52 months.
Thank you. Thank you.
I have not watched the Odyssey. I want
to.
I just also need to find three hours to
go to the movies, you know.
It's kind of like a actual time
investment right there. It's
maybe I'll go this weekend.
Maybe we go the weekend
IMAX. Yeah. Well, that's also part of
the time investment, too. I could. It's
just I would have to like make a bit of
a trip as well. Like, not like a trip,
but like I wouldn't go to like the movie
theater around the [ __ ] block, you
know? Got to go out of my way a bit for
that.
But
I'll see it. I'm not dying to see it
right now. I'll see it eventually, like
soon, but not like immediately.
Is it worth it? From what I've seen, I I
would definitely see an IMAX.
At least I the 70 mm IMAX, not like
regular ass IMAX.
>> [cough and clears throat]
>> Oh, seen all that stuff being posted
online. Looks like half the movie isn't
even visible if you just see it in a
regular theater.
Like literally [ __ ] half of it is
just not not even on the screen. It's
kind of wild.
Oh, BPS BS 995 BT. What's in here?
What's in here? 95.
[ __ ] I can't stack that. Surely I can
stack that. Yep. Nice.
Surely
I can start that.
Nice. Take that.
Boom. Boom. Bada bing. Bada boom. Oh, we
can't forget about those.
Nice. Let's go back.
Here we go.
Breaker run. Dude, if I have to fight
another black division right now, I
think I'll cut my balls off.
I
The thought of fighting a [ __ ]
black division right now, dude. I've
been I've been suffering through with
them.
I've been suffering, man.
Hey,
some money. Am I down? I think like 50
mil maybe from the event. Been a lot of
days of playing that event with not a
lot of money to be made doing it.
All right, here we go.
Here we go. It still early. Not early.
[ __ ] I didn't bring trimmol. It's all
right. We got a good spawn. We got a
good spawn.
Order dinner. No, I'm gonna make some.
I'm gonna get off in a little bit and
eat and then
A lift. Do a little late night lift. I
didn't lift this morning.
A little lift. Probably no car. Well,
maybe like a little maybe I'll like
incline walk or something tonight. Did a
good amount of cardio today already.
>> [snorts]
>> use pray. Yes. I won't at night though.
I get a [ __ ] ton of caffeine right
before I go to bed.
Dude, I'll be tossing a turd all night.
Well, I mean, okay. Technically, I went
to the gym this morning, but I didn't
weightlift.
>> Wasn't a weightlifting session.
The first ones here.
his mustache scab
was boxing today
about mod for
about four
case.
It's a place for Slewa. Probably Woods.
I'd say Woods. Woods is like an easier
map when you're lower level for the most
part. And lots of med spawns there.
I guess interchange could be good, too.
Yeah.
I think Woods might be a little more
chill though if you're like newer and
looking for Salas right now.
Green room on labs.
All right. If you're still looking for I
don't think you have green room on labs
unlocked.
Let's be real. I don't think homie has a
green key card for labs yet.
[ __ ] Going labs right now, too. [ __ ]
that, man. Place is scary right now.
A very quiet raid.
Last raid I got in a [ __ ] war right
off the bat.
Everyone's on the other side of the map.
Might all be my stronghold right now.
Apple juice.
Apple juice.
look like if a man and woman had a
child.
Oh.
Isn't that
Is that usually the way it goes down?
How else does it happen?
I hear somebody.
Think I heard my own feet.
I got my own little feetsies.
Send you the link. No, I don't want to
see the link of that. I'll pass. You can
keep that link in your homework folder
on your computer. Don't you worry about
me. I'll be fine.
I hear shots. I don't know where that
is, though.
What do I do if I made a woman upset
with me?
How upset are we talking? I think I
heard people on the other side of the
thing here.
barely upset.
Well,
are we talking like you didn't put the
toilet seat down or like
or what?
D. You're trying to [ __ ] her sister or
her brother.
I thought I heard people over here.
Where
is
the lobby?
Oh, M4. Okay, hold on. We got something.
We got something.
We got something.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let's
go.
Have my black jacket marked. No, it's in
my stash from last.
Dude, this raid is so weird.
I'm a ghost town right now.
Where did scab
be outside?
All right. Honestly, I might just reset
this [ __ ] This is a weird one.
You [ __ ]
You piece of [ __ ] Scab.
Yeah. I don't know. I heard an M4 and
then I went over to stronghold and he
was gone.
just tuned in and talking about [ __ ]
sisters. What the [ __ ] is happening?
>> Uh, we're talking about [ __ ]
brothers. Actually,
I'll have you know, for your
information.
[clears throat]
Yeah, know he's got another Valod 4 in
the in the um
the thingy babob the marked room.
Second. Um,
Like that. PS ammo.
Bam. What am I missing there? I'm
missing a 114 204 214. What key am I
missing?
110.
on a PC to play this game. That I do not
know much about, but
from my experience, having a AMD X3D CPU
is very, very good for this game.
Very, very good. But I'm not like a tech
guru.
I don't know all that about PCs and
stuff. Like, I know a little bit, but I
don't keep up to date with the parts,
[ __ ] like that.
possible to get an Ash 12 IRL.
I'm just going to say no. I mean, I
guess technically it could be possible.
Maybe.
I don't even know how many of those guns
exist in real life, like in Russia.
I'm going to say no. Unless maybe you're
born in Russia and like are I don't know
Russian special forces or some [ __ ] I
don't [ __ ] know, man.
In the US? Yes. No, it doesn't work like
that, my friend. doesn't work like that.
Doesn't quite work like that. Um,
also importing any Russian firearm parts
since what, 2016 has been illegal.
Can't do it. It's federally illegal.
It was 2016, 2014, even earlier. Even
earlier than that. So any like modern
Russian guns or like even just owning
the parts is illegal.
[ __ ] your brother. [ __ ] your
brother ain't federally illegal.
Alabama, dude.
Alabama [ __ ] You guys be going crazy in
Alabama. I don't want to hear it. I
don't want to [ __ ] hear it.
Was
[cough and clears throat]
the ash built for? Nothing. [laughter]
I would imagine it wasn't really built
for anything.
I don't know much about them in real
life, but I think it's one of those
things that they just [snorts]
some crazy Russian had this idea for a
gun and they like made it and they were
like, "Oh yeah, we'll use it for this."
And they made like three of them and
that's it. And they never got used for
anything.
Yeah. It's probably like some like, oh,
we're going to make some future new gun
thing. Like, there's so much stuff like
that that pops up.
I had to guess it's something like that.
I doubt they that ever really got used
in any actual purpose.
And usually when that happens, it means
not very many of them were ever made.
guy over there on my left. There's a man
on my left.
There's a man on my left.
68 guns. Nah.
and no 68.
I want a lot of like
I don't want to say exotic, but like
maybe some uncommon calibers, but not
[ __ ] like that. Not just like every AR
variant known to man. Not into that
stuff.
Can't be that hard to hide stuff from
the ATF. Yeah. Tell that to Waco, my
man.
Tell that to the [ __ ] in Waco.
Uhhuh.
>> [groaning]
>> Get [ __ ] It's all over. Listen,
we had a rough couple of months. [ __ ]
Katrina's cousin, Maria, the other one.
Puerto Rico, Houston, [ __ ] Florida.
Listen, it's been tough up to now. The
earthquake in Mexico, you know, the
White House, whatever the [ __ ] is going
on, but it don't matter.
>> Don't. It don't. No, it don't. You know
why it don't matter? Cuz you're a
[ __ ] American.
Master Scavatron.
What? You guys don't understand that
reference. Joey Diaz national anthem. Oh
my god, he's level eight.
Joey Diaz ranting over the national
anthem. Just saying crazy [ __ ] getting
you fired up for the day.
[ __ ] classic internet lore.
[clears throat]
Getting ready. Getting you ready to take
on the [ __ ] world, dude.
Watch this new podcast with Joe. How
new?
How new? What's that pastor Rojo taco? I
know what al pastor is. What's a rojo
few weeks ago? No, I I should watch it,
dude. That guy's a riot.
That guy's a [ __ ] riot, man.
Like, just what a character. I don't
believe half the [ __ ] that comes out of
his mouth, but I don't even [ __ ] care
cuz he's hilarious.
Yeah. Like I don't even care that half
of it's probably [ __ ] and made up.
It's just funny as [ __ ] I don't know
how that guy's brain works in mysterious
ways.
What do we got of these guys? Another
one of these guys.
Another one of these guys.
Tesaroli. The hell is a test?
Tesaroli.
Tesaroli.
Come to my restaurant.
Already looted this. Damn. I think I got
another another slow raid, man.
Oh,
I hear an SL25.
Do I ever die? Oh, all the time, bro.
It's Tarov.
You're playing [ __ ] Tarov. You
cannot die in this game repeatedly. It's
impossible.
Doesn't matter who the [ __ ] you is.
Doesn't matter who the hell you is,
you're going to die, man. You're going
to die. Yeah. Especially during event
like like that's going on now on Labs.
Holy [ __ ] dude. If you're playing Labs
right now, you're [ __ ] dying. Left,
right, up, down,
center,
R1, R2, L1, R2, BX, Y,
AA, D- dash
looks, Giga AIDS. I mean, it's cool, but
and it's fun. I had fun doing it. It's
just after a while like fighting the
Black Division so much, like it gets a
little old fighting them cuz so much
[ __ ] [snorts] happens when you do
it, you know? Like after like a couple
few days in a row, you're like, "Holy
fuck." Like, "Let me just I kind of just
want to fight players only.
Those guys are Let's go over here. Those
guys are banging.
Those guys are banging.
Yeah.
That might actually be a good nade, bro.
[ __ ] that up. The [ __ ] dead bot.
Think I ned somebody.
Got you.
Think I needed that guy there.
on my right.
That body that scared the [ __ ] out of me
there.
going this way.
Oh my [ __ ] god, dude.
[groaning]
Nice toes, bud. Nice toes.
Oh my god. I didn't think that would
work. Give me the [ __ ] toes.
Give me the little toes.
You ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
You ain't got no legs.
Did I kill this other guy? Yeah, I did.
Wow. Wow. We're actually, Dude, we're on
some devious activity right now.
These are some devious kills.
I think we hit the nade on this guy over
here and then we ran up on that other
guy. Shot that guy in the corner.
Hit that other guy with a quick peek.
Bad ammo. Bad ammo. I need him. Yeah, I
[ __ ] ned this guy, too.
What am I hearing here?
Hey.
All right, we got to fix my arm. I got
to pack mags. And we got four bodies to
loot.
[clears throat]
Oh yeah, dude. I feel like fighting the
black division
for so Oh, [ __ ] is this guy for so many
days. It's like I went the the
hyperbolic time chamber
>> and I went like [ __ ] Super Saiyan 7.
Now I'm just destroying people.
Hey, the other guy close to the
>> can I hit yet? Oh no, that was a guy.
And then he ran and I shot him and he
went um he went prone and then I killed
him.
Old Gregers, thank you for six months.
Thank you, Greg, my man. Thank you,
brother. Thank you, brother.
[cough]
Oh my god. I was going to say I'm crack.
What are you doing in my wildest?
I'm old Greg. What are you doing in my
wildest?
Another body near
corner facing twotory.
Uh I think that was a scav maybe. I
don't know.
We creamy bers.
You ever made love to a man? Do you want
to?
Do you want to?
I'm sure nobody's watching this drone.
Shotgun and the
B fuel. Oh, [ __ ] me. Oh, you piece of
[ __ ] You're actually such a [ __ ]
[ __ ] dude.
[ __ ] it. Get behind the tree. Zigzag
serpentine hill jump. Come over here.
Duck your head. We're gone. Let me come
back over here. Hit that. Boom.
The [ __ ]
>> scavro.
Shut up. You [ __ ] die. P.
>> You don't [ __ ] die. Piece of jet. Oh,
[ __ ] my leg.
my [ __ ] leg. God damn
SC.
Yeah, I kind of forgot these
[ __ ] existed even.
The freak.
A freaky boy.
Clay. Look at that.
All right. Well, I'mma leave that guy in
stronghold alone, I think.
Just get out of here. Get a little quick
reset. I don't feel like fighting him
with an MP7.
We don't need to be fighting a man with
no MP7.
>> [clears throat]
>> Mark been loving your streams.
Thank you for
keep chugging along pizza man.
>> My guy. My guy. Let's go.
It's my dude.
Holy moly. One, two, three, four, five,
six PMC's. Let's go.
Let's go.
What come would I take into battle?
Some [ __ ] with a thermal on it. Backer.
[ __ ] the gun, dude. I'm bringing
anything with a thermal and a bajillion
[ __ ] batteries.
I'm bringing I'm bringing a thousand
double A batteries, a thermal, and
anything I get my hands on.
That's it, bro. That's it.
That's it.
Or I guess CR123 batteries, depending on
what you're using. I got to restart my
game.
Throw weight or 338's
a hell of a lot lighter. I'll take that.
FOV. Am I on
59 or 64? Let me check. I play on low
field of view. Way lower than most
people do. I got old man eyes.
59.
Old man gamer, dude.
which it's not actually 59 field of
view. This game does vertical field of
view where most games do horizontal
field of view. So I think translated
it's like 90ish 90 or 94 field of view
like for a standard game if I'm not
mistaken.
Like it's not actually that low field of
view, but it's lower than most people
play in this game, that's for sure. Most
people crank it all the way up to the
max.
I hardly ever do that in any games,
though. I usually play on like a medium
field of view.
I've never been like a super high field
of view gamer.
Never worked for me for some reason.
Maybe it's because I grew up like I
don't know. I feel like I grew up
playing Counter Strike on like shitty
reses. So maybe that's why.
[ __ ] honestly. I might have some
A trim doll. Where's my trim doll?
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
What are we What are we saying? [ __ ] the
splint.
Yeah, [ __ ] the splint.
[ __ ] the splint. Boom. We don't know
splint.
Time is it? 8:00.
8 something.
Eat something.
Okay.
Trim down.
Trim down. Why is this on that side of
my gun? I don't want that there.
Ball's good. I'm good. I'm [ __ ]
tired, dude.
I am tired. I was up early this morning
boxing.
Cocked.
I'm cuckooked.
What do you think this is, son?
What do you think this is?
What do you think this is, son of boy?
>> Boxing punching or boxing moving like
like a boxer punching boxing.
>> Wow. This latest bit of you and frag has
been Thank you for the tier three. Thank
you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah,
we've been having a great time.
breaking all the Geneva Conventions,
committing war crimes
that arise in the the people dark.
Hello, Eagle.
Hello, Eagle.
How are you doing, comrade?
I'm surprised how well this MP7's
working. Usually it's gotten like lately
was not doing well for me, but actually
[ __ ] with this thing. I got start
using it more.
Got dumbbell bobbleheads everywhere,
pistols, a bird, no key cards, a [ __ ]
RFID. Nice.
Nice.
I'm not grabbing the dumbbell.
Not grabbing the [ __ ] dumbbell.
We ain't doing that [ __ ]
Used to ammo on the P90. MP5s. They're
not going to make the RPM faster on the
MP5. That's what it shoots in real life.
It's not a very fast shooting. Well,
it's I mean it's a quick, but compared
to a lot of things, it's relatively slow
shooting.
They're not going to change that.
a 51B in upcoming patches. Well, they're
adding the G3. So, that's going to
include like all barrel variants of
of the G3. So, like the 51 Well, wait.
51B they're adding or I know they're
adding the 51. The 51B is the 8 in belt
bed.
I don't know what they're adding beyond
that.
Boom. Boom.
Something's here.
Oh my god. He got stuck on the door.
Ah, dude. He couldn't find the [ __ ]
door. Oh, I feel bad. I feel bad. Sh.
[ __ ] Zo on this guy.
Oh my. He does. Wow.
Bro, he's level four with a Z. Wait,
what? Do you start with a [ __ ]
Zbralo? How does he have a Zala?
Does it have a Zuboo?
Feel bad, man. Yo, God, what's up, dude?
I feel [ __ ] bad. That guy is actually
like brand spanking new and I'm in here
dancing on him. I Oh. Oh man.
Oh man, I feel bad about that.
I feel [ __ ] terrible.
Morphine.
Morphine.
the plate. Oh, I did. Good call. That
thing. Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
G3 is going to be cool addition the game
though. That's a gun that they
definitely should have had.
They should have like the HK like 93 and
[ __ ] like that too. like all the 5.56
roller guns from HK.
Those would be cool guns as well.
>> We're 58.
Don't come
>> here. 68 months. You look extra juicy
today. Smile.
>> Is a good company. IRL legendary.
Like this. Well, the stuff they make now
is not really great, but um dude in like
the 80s and stuff. Oh, legendary.
Yeah,
let's scab a [ __ ] player.
Let's uh go.
Six bullets. We don't want that. Not
good.
>> [ __ ]
Marty, you dyed your hair red.
Marty,
what are you doing? Marty, wait. Wait.
Is this good ammo? Wait, is that good
ammo? I can't tell. Is it black tip? No,
it's not. [ __ ] dude.
No, I wanted the good ammo.
No.
What the hell, man?
I hear bird eye creeping up on me.
previous
No way.
>> 51. Have you ever considered
clapping?
>> Bro, is this guy [ __ ] Thanos?
>> Just let us pass and you will bear.
>> [groaning]
>> Oh, they're just walking the [ __ ] down.
Holy [ __ ] He's a sigma.
>> I going to [ __ ] kill you.
>> Mudak.
>> Mudak.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Yeah, that's right, [ __ ]
>> You [ __ ] jumping around there.
[ __ ] die.
>> You don't [ __ ] know [ __ ] how to
[ __ ] win a war.
Oh.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh
>> yeah.
>> Oh. Oh. Slow slow down there, partner.
Slow down there, partner.
Slow down there, partner.
Slow down.
[clears throat]
I work after Black Division Labs. I was
saying that, dude. I I said I felt like
I came out of the hyperbolic time
chamber, a [ __ ] Super Saiyan 7, and
I'm just like beating up [ __ ] humans
after fighting like Gigachad Black
Division power level over 9,000.
Like fighting Wedge non-stop for [ __ ]
like four or five days straight and then
fighting like scavs and goons and stuff,
dude. It's like
Yeah, it's insane.
Hey,
>> what the
wait? This is like the most geared. What
the [ __ ] bro? Where did this guy get
all this [ __ ] from? Bro, what the [ __ ]
He's packed. This guy's [ __ ] packing.
Oh, he got this from um they killed Bird
Eye, brother.
995. Someone's extracting. I can't stop
that guy. What a [ __ ] shame.
What a shame that is.
What a shame. He's going to get away.
He's going to get a Oh, I didn't mean to
do that.
>> Level six, by the way. Dude, that guy
was wasn't geared like no level six.
That wasn't no level six I ever seen.
Hey, no level six I have seen.
Holy [ __ ] Oh, these guys. I kind of
feel bad. I just robbed them of all
their best gear probably, but [ __ ] it.
It's mine now.
It's mine. Now,
this guy's level 34. I don't feel that
bad about him. The other guy feel bad
about
vacuum on the Dyson. The Tarov Hoover.
The Dyson of dorms. I just stuck up all
the loot. Uh, I don't have a flare.
Oops.
archive wiped. Nope, no more wipes in
this game, but they are starting
seasons, which are probably going to be
in the next few days, which are optional
wipes on separate servers with modifiers
to the game specific to each season.
Uh, so there's kind of wipes, but like
not really, but like it is a wipe, but
it's not a wipe because you don't have
to do it. You don't have to partake in
it
and you can keep playing your main
character without getting wiped. But
like
technically is a wipe cuz everyone's
starting fresh for that. It's kind of
like an optional wipe. Optional wipe.
Optional wipe.
Seasonal will kill normal EFT.
Um I don't think they're both going to
like thrive in terms of player count.
I'm hoping seasonal is what everyone
shifts to. I think long term that's best
for the game.
Um,
I think most people will probably be
attracted to seasons. Yeah, maybe like
new people to the game will play normal
and like get the hang of it and then if
they stick around, they'll probably play
like the next season that pops up.
But I mean, I still think like most of
the fun in this game is like the wipes
are fun, you know, and especially if
they like they're supposed to be
changing stuff about the the like
progression and this and that. So, if
they if they rework the progression and
make it a little bit better for people
and give you rewards for playing the
seasons and they have new stuff to do
each season, like I I don't see why most
people wouldn't do that.
Obviously
not everybody, but I think like the
majority will
[snorts]
feel I mean I hope I hope the majority
do because it's best long like I said
it's best longterm for the game. It's
like the most content longevity.
Still do normal EFT. I have no idea. I
don't know. I mean, the seasons are
basically going to be normal EFT. If
they're like full of players and
everything's good with them and they're
fun, then like I don't see why you'd
play your like quoteunquote main
character, right?
What's up, fighter? Doing great, bro.
Doing great. How are you? I'm saying
like why why would you really
get back in there?
You get back in there.
Let's
says gameplay loop was extra content and
modifiers. Yeah, I agree. Well, I think
they might they said they're reworking
the quest system. I don't know if that's
specific to seasons or not, but
I think it's just extra [ __ ] added to
the game essentially. And I do think
people like the wipe system. Like wipes
and Tarov are always the biggest spikes
in player count. Like people like
playing wipes.
There's definitely like an attractive
factor to that. So like now if you want
wipes, you got to play the seasons.
So I don't see why people wouldn't, you
know, wouldn't get into that. Oh, 4K.
Not bad.
Alrighty.
All right, guys. I'm going head off for
the night.
[ __ ]
>> it. I'm going to go eat and then get a
lift in. I will see y'all tomorrow.
Thanks for hanging out, fellas. Y'all
have a great evening. Appreciate y'all
being here. Thank you for the great
stream as always. And uh I will see
y'all tomorrow. Good night. Bye-bye.
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