Surprising My Haters!

Okay, so guys, me and John, we're going

to be pranking a few of different

football fans in the van here. So, they

think they're on John's podcast.

>> Welcome to Parked Up Pundits, my new

podcast.

>> But, obviously they're not. John is just

trying to wind them up.

>> I think he's a tap-in merchant.

>> I'm going to sit in the back, hoodie up,

and then I'll reveal myself after they

say whatever they say.

>> The best striker in world football.

>> Erling Braut Haaland.

>> Man United.

>> No, no, no.

>> If he praises me, fine.

>> He doesn't score against big clubs.

>> What if he slates me? Fine.

>> If I get a sweet one to the nose, he's

toast. I've got the youth. I could just

get under.

>> We'll see.

>> Are you all right?

NOT THE

HAALAND!

HOW'S IT GOING, BIG MAN? NICE TO MEET

YOU. I'M JOHN.

>> ALL RIGHT, MATE.

>> Thanks a million, lad. It's going to be

good fun. We have to be kind of

semi-quiet. The people that we're going

to be surprising are all like hidden out

there, but the sound travels.

>> The thing is, people see me straight

away, so I actually need to hide.

>> No, it'll be fine. So, I'll talk you

through the plan. You're going to be sat

here with your hood up,

>> Mhm.

>> facing that way.

>> Okay.

>> So, you're going to be back-to-back with

the person we're pranking.

>> Okay.

>> They've been briefly getting in and

talking to me. They think they're coming

to my new podcast, Parked Up Pundits.

>> All right.

>> So, they think I I'm I'm going to ask

them all sorts of questions and try and

like set them up. I'm going to ask them

about like who's the best and worst hair

in the league, who's the best striker,

who's the worst striker.

Uh who would win in a fight between

players, stuff like this, right? And I'm

going to try and bait them into saying

like not you or picking other people.

>> That's good.

>> Let's get the first guy. All right, I

get into position.

>> You need to ask the questions that way.

>> Think of footballers in YouTube and

Haaland's like his stuff's terrible.

>> What do you wear this time?

>> I do that thing.

>> Focus them on football and that.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> He's coming. He's coming, okay? LET'S

GO.

THERE HE IS.

>> LORD, WE'VE GOT A VEHICLE.

>> That big man.

Welcome.

>> How are you doing, mate?

>> To the podcast.

>> Who's the door keeper?

>> him comfortable?

>> Let's get him all the [laughter] way in

here.

>> Nice. Welcome to Parked Up Pundits, my

new podcast.

>> my gosh, this is beautiful, mate.

>> Do you like the car?

>> Sums up what you've got right here. What

goes on?

>> Yeah, yeah, not a lot, not a lot.

>> Salutations.

How [laughter] are you?

>> So, you see, I'm going to ask you about

the best player, and then I'm going to

ask you about the hardest player. Cuz I

think you're a bit of a hard lad. I

think you could [music] you could handle

yourself in a scrap.

>> Absolutely can do. I think so. I think I

think I've got hands on me, Gav. I

>> Okay, well, let's see. Who would you

beat in a fight? Would you beat You've

got an Arsenal top on.

>> I absolutely do.

>> Gyokeres?

>> Oh my

god. Gyokeres. He's uh he's been

compared to Brock Lesnar, not just in

the way he plays, but the way he looks.

>> Yeah.

>> So, it might go to the score cards.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> I think I'll win it.

>> Virgil van Dijk?

>> Virgil van Dijk, he would lay me out,

flat on the ground.

>> You think?

>> I don't have a chance, mate. Honestly, I

think he'd paint the wall Are you

backing me against van Dijk?

>> Yeah, yeah, he's a

>> He's what, 6'9"? I think he'd paint the

wall with my head.

>> Okay. What about Erling Haaland?

>> Erling Haaland, I don't know. I feel

like he's lean, he's tall, [music] but I

he doesn't strike me as a man that's got

punch power.

>> You think you'd have him in a scrap?

>> So, I reckon just one dodge, and if I

get a sweet one to the nose, he's toast.

>> He's toast?

>> so, yeah.

>> 6 ft under?

>> Yeah, I think so, mate. I'll just I'll

bury him.

>> What age are you?

>> Oh, I'm 23, mate.

>> you're younger than him, probably.

>> I think by like a year.

>> So, you're just going to be dodging all

the punches.

>> So, I've got the youth on him, is what

I'm saying. I've got the youth. I could

just get under over and under, mate.

Have you Have you seen the neck move,

ready?

>> Yeah, are you all right?

>> WHAT THE

WHAT THE WHAT

WHAT THE WHAT

OH MY GOSH.

>> ARE YOU all right? You'd beat him in a

scrap?

>> Wait.

What [laughter] are you talking about?

What the what

What are you talking about? HELLO, MATE.

[laughter]

YO, THAT'S [ __ ] HELL.

>> [screaming]

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL [laughter] RIGHT, all

right.

>> He's given it the big

>> I haven't got me gloves on, mate. I

haven't got no gloves on me. Erling.

Erling. You know what I call you? I call

you Erlingi. Erlingi.

Mingi lingi.

>> You're having a scrap with Erling.

>> now, I tell you that.

>> Oh, I'm going to be famous. I'm here

with Erlingi. Give me a hug FOR THE

SCENE, [laughter] MATE. GIVE ME A HUG

for the scene.

Oh my gosh.

All right, Mom. We'll see you soon.

>> Goodbye.

>> Be quiet right there.

>> All right.

All the best to you.

>> All right.

>> Lingard, you're famous boy.

>> I'm a famous boy.

>> Do you have 15 quid? You know what? You

know what? Keep Keep your money.

>> [laughter]

>> That was a good timing.

>> Yeah, well done. Well done.

>> I'm not allowed to laugh.

I'm just sitting there trying not to do

this. Shut up. [laughter] It's so

difficult.

>> Hello, mate.

>> Hi, mate.

>> What's happening? Welcome to Parked Up

Planets.

>> Sick.

>> Unbelievable. So, we're parked up and

the idea is we're going to talk about

some football.

>> Okay.

>> Um you're obviously a content creator.

>> Yeah.

>> Big Man City fan.

>> Yeah.

>> It's something I've I've been really

interested in recently as a YouTuber.

Like loads of like footballers have been

getting into YouTube. And I think like

Man City is a team that always stands

out to me.

>> Yeah, they're always looking at him

like, "Oh, you've got like Doggy heading

his channel."

>> Yeah.

>> Um

>> Haaland.

>> Haaland's done one recently. And I'm

like, "Is that a distraction? Is it like

focus on football a bit?" Do you know

what I mean?

>> No, I think they've got They've all got

teams, aren't they? Do you know what I

mean? They've all got teams behind them

that are kind of, you know, doing all

that stuff behind the scenes. I don't

have a problem with it personally. I

think Haaland's just sat there, you

know, in his in his lounge or whatever

eating his food. Like I don't think he's

the one editing it. Do you know what I

mean?

>> But you know what I'm saying? I I don't

know. I thought it was a bit Games Gone.

You know like the Joker thing at

Halloween and all. And it was another

like Did he do Santa as well?

>> I I watched that. It's funny.

>> Focus on football.

>> Yeah. No, I think it's funny. Yeah, I do

get your angle, but I think people got

to enjoy themselves. You know what I

mean? Still banging in the goals in, you

know, golden boot, 26 goals in the

league this season. So, I'm pretty happy

with it personally. I think he's all

good.

>> Would you Would you ever like to

collaborate with him?

>> Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I'd be gassed to do

that. Yeah.

>> Maybe someday.

>> Yeah.

>> If you did, what would you do make with

him? Like what sort of content?

>> Ah, mate, honestly I don't know. I'd

probably just go for a pint with him if

he if he was allowed. Yeah, something

like that. Yeah, do something fun. Just

go for a pint, something like that.

>> Pint. Anything else?

>> Um just have a chat with him.

>> What what would you do on YouTube video?

>> OH MY DAYS.

>> [laughter]

>> OH, NO WAY.

YEAH.

NO WAY.

>> YEAH.

>> NO WAY.

>> YEAH.

>> You are joking.

>> That's actually I'm going to go with a

pint with him.

>> Yeah.

>> [laughter]

>> Mate, you're joking.

>> I'm not.

It is actually quite real. Yeah.

>> Sick.

>> He can't be drinking paint.

>> Mate, honestly, you can have a milk.

>> I love milk, you know. I love milk.

>> If you said milk, I think it would be a

bigger possibility.

>> Yeah, I love I love a milk, mate. You

got any any going? Ah.

>> I like that though. He supports my

YouTube channel.

>> He backed it. [laughter] He's got to be

honest as well.

>> 26 goals this season. He's scoring his

goals. He didn't need I'm not going to

I'm not going to stop him.

>> I was here trying to say to

>> No chance, mate.

>> He's going to get a contract. The Joker

stuff.

>> Yeah, he can do that. He can enjoy

himself. He's scoring the goals, mate.

>> I want

>> [ __ ] way.

>> See you later, lad.

>> Oh my days. What What is going on, mate?

>> Appreciate the YouTube support, mate.

>> Ah, mate, I'll watch it all day.

>> Cheers, lad.

>> [laughter]

>> That was good, wasn't it?

>> Games gone mad. No, no, no. I think it's

fine. You know, he's banging his goals

in. What a legend.

>> Big Man City fan?

>> Yes.

>> You've got the top's on.

>> Huge, huge, huge. I've got my top and

I've got a jumper.

>> So, we're here today. We're talking

about a bit different fans from

different clubs about different things.

So, so what we want to talk to you about

is the best striker in world football.

Right now?

>> Yeah.

>> There's only one name.

>> Mbappe?

>> Mbappe?

>> This guy must be joking. It's Erling

Braut Haaland. That's who it is.

>> Yeah, yeah, I mean

>> Of course it is. Yeah.

>> Yeah, and you you would die on that

hill, no?

>> Joker is.

>> No one is close to this man, bro. I

promise you. Not one person.

>> Harry Kane.

>> Harry Kane's good. He's good. He's good.

>> Harry Kane, no?

>> But he ain't Erling Haaland.

>> No?

>> No.

>> Why? What makes him so special?

>> Bro, his numbers, his moments, even the

hair, beautiful hair. He's got

everything, the aura. He's got 50 and 50

this year. Last season, golden This

season before, golden boot. One before

that, golden boot. And he's about to get

another one. He's He's ridiculous.

>> Big fan, then.

>> Massive fan.

>> If you ever met him, what's like one

thing you'd say to him?

>> I would say, "Thank you for changing my

club. Thank you for giving me the

Champions League. And thank you for

giving me moments." And that's it. And

carry on. You keep doing your job.

>> Yeah, what wouldn't you tell him?

>> No. No. No. No.

No. no.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, no.

Bro, this is AI, bro. This is AI.

I don't think so.

Oh, you're the goat, bro. Honestly, I

said thank you for that.

I kept trying to get him to pick someone

else.

You heard him say it?

>> You're the best, well, you know you're

the

>> I appreciate that support, man.

>> All right, man. Thanks for coming to the

podcast.

>> Nice to meet you,

thank you so much.

>> All right, mate. [laughter]

>> Pick Holland. Oh, I can't believe this.

That's it. I can go home. I can die now.

>> I want to put you in a scenario, all

right?

>> Cool.

>> So, you're on a desert island. You've

been knocked out, you wake up. There's a

wee guy there, and he says to you, he

says, "One player to take a penalty to

save your life, who you picking?"

>> Look, Mohamed Salah has scored one in

the Champions League final. He has

missed a few, but if you give him the

pressure, the big moments, I think he'll

save my life.

>> for a Liverpool player?

>> I would. I absolutely would.

>> See, I think Premier League there's

probably better penalty takers, like

Haaland.

>> I mean, yeah, he's up there. He's got a

good right foot.

>> back him to save your life?

>> I mean, you probably would, yeah. You

probably would save my life, but

>> You'd pick Salah?

>> You have to go with your club in it.

>> What do you think of Haaland as a as a

player?

>> I think he's a great character, you

know, with his YouTube videos that he's

putting out as well, yeah, kind of

delving into behind the scenes. I think

every club would love him.

>> My thing with the YouTube is, I get it,

but like I'm the YouTuber, like go away

from my turf, mate.

>> [laughter]

>> Do you know what I mean? Like focus on

Do you know what I mean? It's a big a

bit game's gone.

>> I think

>> Fans like that behind the scenes. I

think like people don't really watch the

full matches anymore. They like snippets

of stuff

>> highlights and delving into what

actually is going on with players'

lives, cuz that's what we've never been

exposed to before.

>> And would you just watch Liverpool

player stuff, or have you ever watched

like a Haaland video?

>> I've watched Haaland's video when he's

doing his trick or treating and stuff.

>> I don't know about them, mate. I think

they're poor. I think they're badly

made.

>> Do you think?

>> Yeah.

>> No, I reckon they're all right, you

know. I don't mind watching them.

>> Do you think they're all right?

>> [laughter]

>> I'm glad I'm not as bad now, mate.

Hey, I'm not I'm not going to curse.

>> You were talking well, man.

>> Yeah, I was trying to set you up. I

tried everything.

>> Hey, look, I said

>> [laughter]

>> Don't worry about it. I will introduce

you to my club colors as well. I was

very nice as well, though. I give you

every chance to have a go at him. He

didn't I'm a professional. I do rate

you, to be fair. Like I said, every club

would love him. Personality, the goals.

You're just on the wrong side of the

northwest.

If you ever bought a city, come down the

M62.

>> [laughter]

>> I love you, mate.

All right, mate. Thanks for coming on

the pod. Thank you. We'll see you soon.

All right, cheers. We will see you soon.

And

see you in a bit, lad.

>> [laughter]

>> See you later. What's Haaland doing

there?

A Scouser's got a big mouth.

>> You too like

him? You too like him?

>> I'm Norwegian.

>> What do your haters most often say to

Erling Haaland?

>> Tapping merchant.

>> Yeah.

>> Who Who's the next one?

>> Uh he's an Arsenal fan. Yeah, so go on

he never scores against big clubs.

>> I always say I score every game against

Arsenal, so.

>> So, I want to talk to you, Arsenal fan.

>> Of course, the biggest

>> So, if we're talking about that

Arsenal-City, just to kind of talk about

that rivalry a bit. It's been a big

rivalry the last [music] well, season.

>> Yeah, pretty big.

>> So, trying to get you something to say

something nice, I suppose, about City.

If you could steal one player, would you

steal a player? Who would you steal?

>> There's quite a few. The The one player

that I would steal is Haaland. He's been

my favorite ever since he joined us.

>> Mate, I The thing with Haaland is I

think he's a tapping merchant. I think

he doesn't score against big clubs.

>> What?

>> Yeah, yeah, I think he's a star potter.

I think he's out for himself. He scores

goals.

>> He scored against us.

>> Yeah, but I've been in a few games this

season. He doesn't pass the ball enough.

I think if you're going to be a striker

in a Pep Guardiola team, Man City, that

score like 4,000 goals a year, of course

[snorts] you're going to be top scorer.

Talking about this, his hair. Come at

him a bit with me here, mate. His hair

is off.

>> He ain't got a fade. He needs to do a

little fade.

>> Yeah?

>> Yeah, I could I used to be a barber, so

I could give him a little fade. That's

it. But, the rest of it, he's got nice

It's like goldy locks hair. It's not

bad, but it's not the best. Smiley,

you've got the mullet now, so So got

probably better hair than him, but

>> I've got better hair than Haaland.

>> Slightly.

>> Yeah? Arlin, do you agree?

>> No, honestly.

>> [laughter]

>> I would die if this is not

>> He tries TO GET YOU.

>> I [laughter] TRIED MY BEST. I tried my

best.

>> Arlin is my guy, bro. I'm a Dortmund

fan.

That's my guy, bro.

>> You don't say elephant.

>> Get this guy a Haaland shirt, man.

Where's the shirt, man?

>> You got Arlin?

>> Yeah, yeah, it's a big one.

>> A legend he is. All right, I'm I'm

coming for him now.

>> You know you have to, bro.

>> No, he said yeah.

>> He said my hair is better than yours.

>> Slightly his hair's not so.

>> At least he said.

>> Slightly his hair's

>> Well, you're going to play yours as

well.

>> I've got I've got my plan, but it's a

>> The hair reveal.

>> Should I?

>> [laughter]

>> Look, look.

>> He's hiding his hair.

>> No, no, okay, Arlin, because everyone

says I look like a hunk, okay? Just

look.

>> You look like a what?

>> An hunk.

>> I think your hair is nice, man.

>> Don't laugh.

>> You look like a what?

>> An hunk.

>> What's that?

>> An hunk, man.

Arlin, don't laugh, Arlin.

Arlin,

>> [clears throat]

>> I AIN'T GOT A DONE, BRO. That's why I

didn't Do I got nice

>> You don't say it in that way. You say

You You say it like when you serious.

>> No, right now

my hair's a bit knackered, but still

I've still got

>> You Why do you say that in that way?

>> No, no, no, no, no.

>> You're like deadly serious.

>> No, Arlin, you could do better, though.

>> Yeah, I do.

>> [laughter]

>> Cuz like you got to You could do better,

like that's what I'm saying, little fade

or something. No, I saw you at

>> No, don't call me for that stuff.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm not that English, man.

>> Come on, Arlin. See you in a bit. Thanks

a million. Cheers.

Arlin,

they just love you too much.

>> I thought Arlin's fans disliked me.

>> It's so funny they start to defend like,

"No, no, Arlin's a good guy."

>> The next one is a Man United fan.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> He's my uncle, brought me to my first

ever game.

>> That's your uncle.

>> Yeah, I think he'll have a heart attack,

right?

From the lifelong United fan, I've se-

seemingly gone a bit more neutral over

the years. I've been doing a lot of work

with the likes of Man City and stuff

like that. Want to ask you, how does

that make you feel?

>> Disgusted.

>> Yeah?

>> Well, well, it's obviously

understandable, but like it's very

difficult to see

someone who you've you've tried your

rare

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> and really bring into the world and then

they just tear your heart apart.

>> Do you hate like City more or like

Arsenal or like Liverpool?

>> I would say City at the moment.

>> Yeah.

>> Just cuz

>> They're so good.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, it's like once you watch them,

they're just amazing.

>> Do you not think they just bought the

league?

>> A little bit, but

they've bought a lot of players who are

class.

>> Yeah.

>> For a lot less money than Man United

bought players for.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, Man United bought some players

who are stinkers for a lot of money. So,

they've made a lot of sense. Their

mobile is still better.

>> Yeah.

>> And everything around the ground is

amazing.

>> Yeah.

>> United is still a fair bit behind now.

>> Yeah.

I mean, this is a bit of a controversial

one, but I think like I I hate their

attitude. They're so arrogant. Like, you

see Haaland on the pitch, he drives me

mad.

>> Oh, that's all that look that he had

after the Arsenal match.

>> What one?

>> The way he was just looking down the

camera as if they'd won the league.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> It's awful, but he's

he's so good.

>> Yeah.

>> He's a He's a savage.

>> He's a great player, but as a man

>> He's a melt.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I think he's I think he's a bit of a

melter.

>> He is a bit of a melter, but

>> Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he is. He's doing our heads in,

aren't you? Like

>> [laughter]

>> Hey.

Hey, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU RESISTED [laughter] THAT WELL.

HEY, HE'S A MELT.

>> [laughter]

>> THE WAY he looked at it I agree with it.

I agree.

You resisted that well. [laughter] I

tried to set you up for it. By the way,

I know like what he's at me isn't it? I

was waiting for you to absolutely hammer

me, but I thought you didn't like me.

United fans, you're all right.

>> [laughter]

>> Well,

thanks for coming on.

>> Pleasure to see you, mate.

>> I could

>> That's it. Give me a hug.

>> Nearly had you bad, but

>> [laughter]

>> I think you got away with that one. I

think you got away with that one.

>> I'll tell you what, that is hilarious.

>> No one doesn't like you, apparently. And

that's even better.

>> I thought people disliked me.

>> I think they love to hate you. They all

just realize you're too good.

>> I'm going to talk to him about fittest

players. Lazy players. Haaland doesn't

move enough.

>> I know he's a big guy, but he should

run. He What do you think he is?

>> He just He thinks he's too good to do

work.

>> Yeah, he just wants to score goals. Life

thinks of himself.

>> Just slam me.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. I see You see, this is

the last one.

>> Okay, then you need to drag it for

longer.

>> So, you're the fittest man probably I've

ever met. You're the fastest British man

ever to run across Australia.

>> I was, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was, yeah.

Amateur runner.

>> The reason why we talked about it and

wanted to have you here was to talk

about just and relate that to football.

It's about like footballers' hard work.

>> Mhm.

>> Distance covered. Lazy players.

>> Mhm.

>> You're a United fan. I think for me,

just to straight out on the top of the

list for lazy players in the league, and

this is semi-controversial, I think. I

always come to like Erling Haaland.

>> Okay.

>> I think he's just a poacher. I think

he's a stat padder. I think he's out to

get goals.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

>> Yeah, I think I think he doesn't have to

run a lot, does he? Maybe a few sprints.

>> But don't you think he should, just from

what I've seen? He's a big figure. Is he

like too heavy, maybe?

>> Yeah, I don't know. He's a He's a He's a

fit guy. I mean, I think the average

footballer runs to 10 to 12 K game.

>> He probably runs four, if he's lucky.

The guy just He hangs on the halfway

line and breaks every so often, and then

taps it in, does his little celebration,

doing yoga or whatever.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> I don't know. He frightens He frightens

me.

>> Yeah, he's not a bad guy, [laughter] is

he? I slag him off.

Yeah, no, but I know what you mean, I

think. From my point of

>> Can you imagine that? That's By the way,

that's a very idea.

>> I don't imagine that. Just yeah. Um but

I don't know from my point of view, I

think I much prefer sort of athletic

players that just run it like Kante.

Someone like Kante was pretty cool to

watch. Just someone who just didn't

stop.

>> Is there anyone else you'd call like a

slacker? Or anyone else in the league

who's particularly I don't Anyone in the

league who's like even worse than

Haaland? Probably not. I I just think he

poaches too much.

>> Do you know what? I'd say

If I had a bit more time, I could

probably think, but players that are a

bit lazy. I don't know. Um

>> I don't think he gets worse mate.

>> I'd yeah, I'd go I'd go I'd go for

Holland possibly.

>> Yeah?

>> Yeah.

>> Laziest in the league?

>> I don't know, possibly. There's probably

a few more. I can't think. I can't

think.

>> What do you make of that?

>> You're right.

Am I the laziest in the league?

Are you winding me up or what?

Are you all right?

>> [laughter]

>> Well, I did say there was other people.

>> Am I the laziest in the league?

I'M NOT HAVING THAT.

I'M NOT HAVING THAT.

>> WHO DID YOU JUST SAY?

>> [laughter]

>> HE'S NOT ON THE BACK IS HE FOR A wind

up? You actually said that. Are you all

right?

You think I'M THE LAZIEST IF YOU mean it

hand on heart that I'm the laziest in

the league, I'm walking off this

[laughter] episode here now.

>> I'm sat here morbidly obese going like

yeah, Holland's too heavy.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah.

>> Yes man. I call him yes man. Yes, yes,

he is lazy. Yes, yes, he is. He don't

run.

>> There you are.

>> How you doing mate? You good?

>> [laughter]

>> I'll tell you what, I actually think I

run a lot.

>> You're not. Yeah, I was I was saying to

John I think in the first

>> [laughter]

>> See there there you're the last lad to

come in. Everyone he's been like get

them at me. Go at me hard. That's why

I've been hearing [ __ ] about him for an

hour.

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah,

oh yeah. I mean obviously some of the

City boys.

What do they think?

>> Oh, they love them.

Everyone loves them. No one's said

anything really bad. You're the first

one calling me a negative thing I

reckon. You could have kept on going

like yeah, what do you think of United

Holland and we don't like him.

>> You probably would have said he's too

good though.

>> Oh no, yeah. I mean no, I'm lazy innit?

>> Stop Potter.

>> I bet you're putting the answer in my

head.

>> And that's why if you went who's the

laziest, I probably wouldn't have said

you because he's like oh yeah, possibly.

>> No, no. He You said I was

>> [laughter]

>> the laziest in the league.

>> I'm backtracking. Backtracking.

All right mate. Thanks mate. No worries.

Take care.

>> Yeah, nice to meet you mate.

>> Take care.

>> [laughter]

>> Cheers.

>> Laziest in the league. I'm I need to get

I need to get a trophy laces in the

league.

>> Easy.

>> I'll get you one.

>> You went in his head.

>> Yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah.

>> You just

put answers in your head. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> I wish someone would agree with me more.

They all just

>> Yeah, I need to be maybe a bit more of a

[ __ ]

>> Yeah,

>> [laughter]

>> yeah, you can get AWAY WITH MORE.

>> ALL RIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO

SLAM ME A BIT.

ESPECIALLY you guys.

ALL RIGHT.

You You were the ones slamming me the

most, I'll tell you that.

>> He called me lazy.

>> [laughter]

>> All right.

Thank you, guys.

>> Thank you, man.

>> Appreciate it.

Nice to meet you, guys.

>> I appreciate it.

>> And uh

I wish you all the best to you guys.

All right, you. Thank you for the next

>> [laughter]

>> Yeah, but you were very real, I COULD

SEE.

>> [laughter]

>> NOT NOT LIKE the robot we all thought

you were.

>> HE SAID HE COULD HE COULD BEAT YOU.

>> COOL. YEAH.

>> GUYS, thank you, guys.

Oh, that was hilarious. The Man United

fans and Arsenal fans were so kind to

me. Obviously, John just hammered me.

And they were like sign tickets sending

me. The Arsenal fans were like, "No, no,

no, he's a good guy. He's a good

player." I was like

got a bit emotional, you know what I

mean? He started asking yes, "What do

you think of Erling becoming a

YouTuber?" They are like, "No, no, I

like the content, you know, he gives us

a bit of insight on his life and that."

>> Erling, thanks for having me. That was

good fun.

>> That was good, that.

>> [laughter]

>> If you want to see us surprise someone

else, click at John's channel right

here.

>> I'm lonely.

I'm lonely.