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We're about to BLOW UP SOME

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FIREWORKS. JULY 4TH. Happy 250 America.

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>> Shut up.

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>> I got this feeling on the summer [music]

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day when you I crashed my car into the

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bridge. I watch it. I threw [music] your

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into a bag and pushed it down the

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stairs. I crashed my CAR [music] INTO

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THE BRIDGE. I KNOW.

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I love it.

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>> I have $10,000 here. Yesterday, we met

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this awesome family when we were

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celebrating July 4th in Pakoma.

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>> 5:00 p.m. tomorrow, Mexico game.

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>> They invited us to the Mexico game. So,

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I put some money on the game, and if

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they win, the 10 grand is theirs.

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>> Nathan. Guys, this is him. Look at how

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much aura he has coming down. Hey,

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Nathan.

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>> Where are we going?

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>> Oh, damn. [laughter]

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>> Yeah, obviously he's got places to be.

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>> Yo, Nathan, thanks for having

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>> Peter. What is it called Pedro?

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[laughter]

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>> He goes, "Peter, when Ice is around, but

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it's really Pedro.

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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>> [music]

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[cheering]

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>> Oh my god.

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>> I'm too drunk to handle that.

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>> I'M MORE SAD ABOUT THE SAUCE THAN HE IS.

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WELL, that's the Mexican spirit. It

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feels LIKE WE WON. HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO

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EXCITED? I WON. [screaming]

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MEXICO WON. ENGLAND. GOOD LUCK NEXT

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TIME, BROTHER. I KNOW WE MAY HAVE LOST.

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I had money on the game. I have $10,000.

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[music]

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I will be stronger.

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It's like [music]

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[music]

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[music]

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>> number one player for Mexico right here.

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I'm turning 30. Are you single?

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>> I'm not. Hey, [laughter] but you can pay

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my sugar.

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>> You want to pay for my dollar

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scholarship?

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>> All right, open your PayPal. Let's just

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do it.

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>> I don't have PayPal.

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>> Venmo?

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>> I don't have Venmo. What you got?

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>> Nothing. I'm broke.

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>> I'll send it to you.

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[screaming]

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>> I will pay for everything.

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>> What? What did you give her?

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>> I gave her my routing number for the

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bank telling.

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>> Okay, that'll do, Janet. It's going to

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happen.

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>> Thank you so much for having us.

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>> Thank you for coming. I hope to see you

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soon.

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week.

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>> All seven days.

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>> Okay. All right. So, less funny.

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[laughter]

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>> Wait, I'm not done.

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>> More boring.

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>> No, more more MONEY

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[screaming]

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>> that's the man. [laughter]

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>> Yeah. And how come I'm not coming

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>> again? Less funny, [laughter] more

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money.

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>> How is your life so much better than

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mine? [laughter]

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>> Why? Why? Why?

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>> I don't know. That's like two luxury

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cars.

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>> But you have a family.

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them.

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[music]

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>> All right. Bye, John.

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>> Josh just texted me. Just got to South

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France. Let's rage when y'all get here.

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>> See, this is where work and fun meet,

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which is almost 100% of the time.

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>> Wow, these are nice seats. I love a good

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window seat. Nat's the type to order a

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meal on the flight and I'm the type to

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bring the meal onto the flight.

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[music]

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>> 12 hours later, we've landed in the

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south of France. First meeting is a

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dinner at Hotel Dukat.

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>> This is my goal for the trip. Lock in an

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alcohol sponsor and a candy sponsor.

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>> Why should a beer or a candy sponsor

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you?

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>> Cuz I like to get drunk and I'm fun.

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>> Perfect. Sold. foot.

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>> This is always my favorite part.

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[music]

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>> Wait, this is incredible. There's

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Celsius here.

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>> Who did this? Did Georgia do this? I

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mean, someone cooked here.

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>> Now, who did all this?

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>> I know. I'm good at what I do. Thank

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you.

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>> I give her credit sometime.

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>> I mean, not a bad place to work.

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>> Oh my goodness.

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>> All the work that he does.

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>> This is the

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>> Wow, this is insane. I lowkey jumped

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there cuz I needed to pee.

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>> I'm spreading it on all angles of the

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pool. You're getting pissed there.

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>> She actually pees in pools. It's

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weird.

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>> Right there.

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>> You're getting pissed in that side of

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the French pool now. You're getting

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pissed right there.

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>> You look like the Annoying Orange. Do

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you know that YouTube series?

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>> I feel like I do.

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>> It's just a big circular orange with a

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fat mouth.

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>> Georgia, you look beautiful.

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[laughter]

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>> [music and singing]

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>> This is Hotel Dukap. Probably the

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coolest hotel in all of Europe. Dude,

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Natalie's about to get struck by

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lightning. Look at her. Look at her head

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right now. Look at this. You see that?

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Even the gods know this got to go.

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[music and singing]

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>> Welcome. Thank you so much for joining

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us here and thank you so much to the

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hotel for such a fabulous dinner.

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>> [music]

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>> Guys, Scan is freaking out cuz Kevin

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Durant. I'm not freaking out, bro. He's

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just another guy.

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>> No, [laughter] he's not.

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>> Who even is he? I don't even know who

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that is.

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>> Montage of all the shots Scan has gotten

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of KD. [laughter]

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[music and singing]

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Guys, we're taking a little edit break.

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I'm editing Wolfie, Cindy, and me in the

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car. We had a little reunion. And

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George's bag just got here. Oh, you need

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help with that?

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>> Come here.

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[laughter]

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>> There you go.

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>> Okay, now get in the bag. [laughter]

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>> I don't like including personal details

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of my friends, but Georgia, what did you

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find?

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>> What the is that?

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>> Natalie, who the keeps a jar of

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next to their bed?

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>> Milk.

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>> Face milk?

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>> Yeah,

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>> this is disgusting. I can't believe I'm

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even holding I mean scan. I DON'T KNOW.

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[laughter]

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>> [screaming]

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>> OH, this is probably normal.

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>> George is staying back. The wife's

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staying back while Papa makes the cash.

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>> Yeah, I think me and George are really

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hitting off. I

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>> think Well, [music]

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>> Microsoft meeting is done.

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>> Check.

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>> How'd it go? Great.

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>> Life and big deals.

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>> It's a huge deal.

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>> Just get ready, guys.

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>> Microsoft is coming [music] in hot.

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>> Let's just say they're naming a computer

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after me.

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>> The Dough. Guys, it's panel time. Being

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interviewed by these lovely ladies. They

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said it's basically all questions about

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my dating life.

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>> Definitely. [laughter] Without a doubt.

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>> Without a doubt.

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[music] Honey. Honey,

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>> it's getting late. You guys should head

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out. Yeah, for sure. I'LL TEXT YOU,

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GEORGIA. I DON'T.

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>> HEY,

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>> GUYS. Day three. The final day before we

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go to our next meeting in LA.

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>> What happened on YouTube last night?

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>> I actually don't know.

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>> I don't know.

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>> Really? Well, let me tell you.

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[laughter]

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>> Okay.

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>> What happened?

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>> Started with a little giggle giggle.

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>> No. Okay. I give that to I don't want to

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hear. I don't want to hear. [laughter]

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All I remember I remember I remember the

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giggles and then I remember Natalie

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being like a I wish I had someone.

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[laughter]

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[music]

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>> Guys, we are going to the Microsoft

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dinners. I got embarrassed cuz there

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were people here that put the camera

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down. I went I start

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>> I started a real YouTuber and then I

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went to Microsoft dinner. [music]

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>> Every time I come here I feel like I got

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to level up. Everyone's making so much

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money. AdamW making a million dollars a

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month. Darmman making $40 million a

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month, whatever on Facebook. But then

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the second I go home, I'm like, I don't

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care. [laughter]

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>> Yeah. You know what that is? Living in a

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$10 million home and going in

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and being like, ah, it's pretty nice. My

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life's pretty nice. That's what's

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happening. Dave,

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>> have I made it? Am I on Dave's blog?

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What?

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>> Yo, we've been talking about you

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non-stop over here.

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>> Are you going to throw me in the pool

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right now? Is that

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>> I feel like there's I feel like Jason is

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going to come out of nowhere.

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>> We're curious. We think you're one of

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the best business minds here.

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>> Thank you. I'd rather have you call me

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handsome. That's fine, too.

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>> I was saying you were more handsome.

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That's what I was saying. What's the

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secret to your success?

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>> OG, man. Everything depends on you,

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right? Like you're the nucleus. Nothing

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can get through without Dave's approval.

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And the thing that you have to do to

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scale systems is to build processes that

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empower people.

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>> Empower people.

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>> You see that?

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>> It just makes sense. This is not going

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to make the vlog.

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>> No, no, no. We're doing a business vlog.

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[laughter]

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>> What channel is it going to go on?

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>> I think I think my channel.

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>> Your main channel? No, don't put on your

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main channel. [laughter]

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[music]

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>> This is Keith Lee, biggest food reviewer

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of all time. He was like, "Do you eat

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your own pizza?" Immediately I was like,

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"Have you been?" I got so

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nervous.

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>> Then he said, "Don't ever come

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here."

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>> I think I love it because I've seen it

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so many times, but I'm not mad at you.

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>> I do love it. And if you go, send me a

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video [laughter] in private.

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>> I'mma go anyway. And then send it to

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him. I told him, I've been watching him

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since I was a kid. We just

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realized we was the same age. But the

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same way how you thought I was 35, I

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thought you was like 42.

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>> I was like, "Oh yeah, David. David's

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been around on the internet at least

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like 20 years."

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>> I'm pulling up to the UTA party right

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now. UTA there are agents.

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>> Those are your agents. Yeah.

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>> I'm looking at for confirmation.

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>> John,

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>> thank you. Josh is also Rapha.

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>> Yeah, I know. UTA is my agent so I don't

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have to check in

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when you're on a [music and singing]

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holiday.

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Sorry.

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>> It's 6:00 a.m. We're at the airport.

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Came straight from the party obviously

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to here 14 hours. We have to be at the

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Jackass premiere.

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>> So much money. He's like

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>> our driver made a lot of money cuz he's

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been up with us for the last 72 hours.

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[music]

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>> Guys, now we're going to the jackass

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premiere. Bringing one of the jackasses

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with me.

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>> Hey, it's me, Steo. Steo facetimed

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[music] me and he's like, "Hey, if

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you're coming to the premiere, you want

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to film something? I want to put a fish

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hook through my cheek." And I was like,

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"For sure. I'll see you there." [music]

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So, this should be fun.

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>> This is my business partner. [laughter]

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>> This is Paramount, baby.

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>> What is a business vlog?

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>> Well, we're showing people how we make

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money on the side.

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>> Oh, I mean, this is this is the money.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah.

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>> You're looking at the money.

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>> Years of money here, [laughter]

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>> guys. We went pee to pee to pee. Party

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to the plane to Paramount.

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>> That That was good.

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>> Wow. Oh, I love that we added another P.

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>> That's why they pay me a big bucks.

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[music]

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>> How are you?

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>> Are you still down?

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>> I think it's going to be more compelling

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if it's your job to get it through.

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>> I don't know. Talk me through it. What

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happened?

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>> Okay, we're going to insert the hook,

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find our spot, and then we're just going

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to push it through.

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Oh my god. [cheering and screaming]

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[music]

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[music and screaming]

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You were like really macho about that,

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dude. Great job.

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>> Yeah, I got balls. [laughter]

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>> Our next part of the trip is we have to

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fly to the Hampton. Ilia is refusing to

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come. Unless John makes this basketball

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shot into the hoop. He gets three

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chances from the staff.

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>> I either pay Ilia $10,000 or he comes

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with us to the Hamptons. This is so

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dumb. Go.

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Oh my god.

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>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

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>> It's It's so far. That's why I'm

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missing.

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>> You got it. Don't worry. Don't worry.

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Don't worry. Right here.

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YOU, YOU.

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>> LET ME SEE THE LEVEL OF difficulty that

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is. [laughter]

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[laughter]

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>> Brother, it's 11:00 p.m. on a

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Thursday. We're going to the Hamptons.

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Who's a bad friend? Me or you?

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>> I'm going to block your number. You

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won't see me for a year.

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>> How can you possibly complain? I'm

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inviting you to fun things.

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>> You're literally like psychotic, dude.

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You called me for 9 hours straight

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asking me to go to this 9 hours, dude.

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You started at 12:00. It's And you ended

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at 9:30. And I know on the internet this

13:42

seems awful, but it's it's not,

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guys. He's a psychopath who

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won't let me live my life. Genuinely,

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it's so

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>> Okay, we're not USING THAT. [laughter]

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YOU KNOW WHERE I go when we're dancing.

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[music]

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>> If you're wondering how we're on a

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private chat, it's this is John's

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billionaire friend, Danny. Danny, what

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do you do for a living?

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>> He's so nervous. You could also play

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that you don't speak English if you want

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that.

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>> It's crazy cuz you might have to go down

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that route.

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>> So, [music]

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I'm doing that magic. You know that

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[music]

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smash is true.

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>> To my house. [laughter]

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>> Made it to Danny's house. Who knew?

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John, you have a billionaire friend.

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>> I know. Kind of crazy, right? [laughter]

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>> Hey. Hey. But you're my millionaire best

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friend.

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>> [music]

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>> Don't you know? [music]

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Don't you know

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that it's wrong

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to take what is even when I came up to

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you when I was in college and asked you

14:58

for a photo at Poppy's day?

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>> No.

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>> You don't remember? Didn't we talk about

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this,

15:03

>> guys? Alex DM'd me in 2019. She said,

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>> "No, [laughter] no,

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>> that's so embarrassing."

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>> No, no, no.

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>> Twitter, you send me a message.

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>> I said,

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>> "Oh my god." Wow. Sally and Alex both

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have DM in the past.

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>> WE'RE YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC.

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>> WOW. I HAVE A STORY with everybody here.

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>> It's going to be the best night ever.

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Like, I don't think you understand. The

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best night ever.

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>> Yes, I can [music] doubt. I'm running

15:30

with this plan. Grab me in the

15:32

happy. I'll [music] be the president one

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day.

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>> This is crazy. John.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Ilia.

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>> Yeah.

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>> We have to go.

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>> I'm I'm I'm I'm leveling up. H2. Give me

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a second.

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>> Dead ass. How long does this take?

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>> An hour. JANUARY.

15:44

>> ARE YOU [laughter] KIDDING ME?

15:47

>> BRO, get the up.

15:48

>> We got to go.

15:49

>> Bro, we're chilling. We're chilling.

15:50

>> Dude, we're like having a good time.

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Like, [laughter]

15:52

>> this is insane.

15:53

>> You can play tomorrow.

15:54

>> Come on.

15:55

>> The most spoiled employee ever. Dave, I

15:57

I would agree with you, but we already

15:58

kind of started. [laughter]

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>> When we came to this house and we walked

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down to the basement, I knew I was

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>> Not only you have this here for John,

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but you turn around here and you have

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this for Ilia. This place is like meant

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to keep them trapped in.

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>> This is why Zeala is not growing. You

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play this every day with John.

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>> I unfortunately You're right. [laughter]

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>> John, you're fired.

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>> Okay. [laughter]

16:26

>> [music]

16:34

>> This is the chairman of Equinox. Ready

16:36

to get me back into shame.

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>> We're going to do it together. I'm going

16:39

TO TRAIN YOU.

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>> KIND OF CRAZY.

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>> I'm going to train you. [music]

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>> You more like

16:44

Alex. This man was making up with Alex

16:46

Earl last night. You guys hear about

16:47

that?

16:48

>> First of all, I was You guys hear about

16:49

that? So, you're still in really good

16:51

shape?

16:51

>> No. I feel like you know this by looking

16:52

at me, but you just want me to feel fat.

16:54

No, I want you to take your shirt off.

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>> Oh my god. I remember you once tried

16:58

taking my shirt off when you were DJing

16:59

at Austin.

16:59

>> Oh yeah.

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>> And I was like, "God, please."

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>> F1 Austin.

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>> You're at F1 Austin. Alice, lift up my

17:04

shirt.

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>> I started it all. Now look at this. This

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man is jacked.

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>> I was so insecure. I was like, "Ilia

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making out with top tier

17:12

creators." Who was the other one that

17:14

you told me?

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>> Yeah. No more. No more. No more. All I

17:17

know [music] you love to show all, but I

17:20

never thought that you would take it

17:23

this far.

17:27

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right, tweet me at David Ori. And that's

17:44

it. Bye. for the [music] last time. You

17:47

know, we're going to find you in the car

17:50

cuz you're not up to going.

17:51

>> There you go. Nice to meet you, sir.

17:55

>> One might be missing. I'm not going to

17:56

lie. [laughter]

17:57

>> Oh,

17:58

>> wow.

17:59

>> Wow.

18:00

>> Let's see what else we got.

18:03

>> John, you fat

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