Tarkov's Worst Sherpa

All right, Mr. Go, let me tell you

something. I know you're new to this

game.

>> Yeah,

>> but I don't want to answer all of your

stupid dumbass questions. So, here's

what I'm going to do. Out of every three

questions you give me, I'm going to

answer one wrong on purpose to

demotivate you from asking me stupid

[ __ ] questions.

[laughter]

>> Okay. So, okay.

>> All right.

>> I got you, Coco.

>> Thank you, James. Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> No. No. Don't Don't think Gingi's going

to save you, buddy. Gingi's not going to

save you. Gingi's not going to save you,

foul.

>> Gingi's going to save me.

>> Gingi's not going to save you. Gingi's

not going to save And you're just going

to sit there and watch me die.

>> I'm going to start making bird sounds,

bird calls, whenever she starts

answering your question. [screaming]

>> You're not going to be able to hear that

then.

>> But I'll make bird sounds to cancel your

bird sounds then I'll

[screaming]

>> do does not apply to bird sounds either.

>> Yeah, I'm the Asian here, buddy. I know

what math.

>> Congratulations.

>> Okay, I know math.

>> Well, you

>> what? E equal FC².

Well, I know

driving. All right, let's go.

That, by the way, that was just

unrelated to everything we were talking

about. And uh Coconut, what were you

saying? Cuz I I didn't hear you at all.

>> I I I just want to I just want to say

thanks for being an ally.

>> Hey, anytime. Anytime.

>> Stop. Thank you. Thank you so much.

>> Absolutely.

>> Absolutely. Thank you, Coconut. Thank

you. Thank you. Am I Am I a PMC or a

Scav.

>> You're a [ __ ]

>> GG. All right, I just get one pistol

kill. That's all I need. I need one

pistol kill.

>> Someone's already in there. Oh my god,

we're so dead.

>> We are so dead. It's over. We're dead.

>> What do I do?

>> Die. Come on, guys. COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON. GO. THIRD FLOOR. GO THIRD FLOOR

IMMEDIATELY. Third floor. Take a left

into the bathroom. Move. Move. Move.

Solders. Move. Wait.

Right here. Coconut. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm coming.

I'm coming. Wait. Did you not give

coconut his gun?

>> He has an AK.

>> Uh, [laughter]

where is he going?

>> Coco, you're going to get [ __ ]

invisated.

>> Second floor.

>> Coco, get [laughter] down.

>> Get back. Get behind me.

>> Coco, you're going to get it. Enut, open

the door and get your [ __ ] so we can

leave.

>> Oh, yeah. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're

right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Should we go

kill this guy?

>> Oh, I thought I need to go back.

>> Score.

>> I think it's the boss that he's killing.

>> Got the zer.

>> Would we risk it? I hear him.

Player's dead.

>> He's dead.

>> Yeah, the player died, I think, to the

boss.

>> HOORAY.

>> Hold on. Hold on.

>> I got his [ __ ] I got his [ __ ]

>> I'm going down to first to go kill the

the boss is not dead. Hold on. Hold on.

>> I'm on second.

>> I'm I'm on stairs. I'm on this. Hey.

Hey.

>> It's my

>> guys. I'm upstairs.

>> Oh my gosh.

This game is bad.

>> We're on second. Go upstairs.

>> We'll tell you. We'll tell you. We're on

second. We're on second. You're on

third. You're on third.

>> I'm coming down.

>> Hey, come on in. The water's fine.

>> What's up? What's up?

>> Just hanging around. Yeah, we do.

>> One, two, three, four.

>> Okay. Everything's dead. We're good.

All right.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is the

player actually?

I know. I think the player's not dead.

The player's not dead. Hold on. Hold on.

OH [ __ ] GO HIDE. COCO GO HIDE. NO. HOW

ABOUT GING? HOW ABOUT GINGI?

>> He's dead. KILLED

>> HIM.

>> OH, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY GOT

HIM.

>> OH,

>> we'll split the L 50/50. [laughter]

[laughter]

>> GG. I lie. I took it all.

>> That's cool. It makes it even funnier

standing here because I know for a fact

he has no idea of even one item's value

in the entire game.

>> Like why is he over there so long? Like

is he thinking?

>> And if if so, what is he thinking about?

>> I literally [ __ ] I got to [ __ ]

[laughter] Let's go. I'm up.

>> That is a scaff.

>> What?

>> Introducing coconut to do you hate him

that much? Yes. Yes, I do.

[ __ ] this guy. [ __ ] this guy.

I hope he has a horrible time.

Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.

Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.

Nightmare. [laughter]

Someone's outside. Guys, serious.

>> Someone is outside. Chris, be

>> serious. So, maybe we go this way.

>> He's doing great. He's doing rage.

>> Oh, never mind. I lied. Oh, he's coming.

He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

Oh my god. He's right here.

He's coming up. He's coming up.

There's

>> someone here.

>> He's on second. He's on second, guys.

He's on second. He's in the building.

>> That's just a scout.

>> He's in the building. He's on second.

>> The [ __ ]

>> I think he left, actually. Did he leave?

>> He left. Okay, I'm coming up. Oh, [ __ ]

>> Uh, Nade.

>> Oh [ __ ] Is that you, Beard?

>> No, I'm on third floor in the match.

>> Oh [ __ ] He's shooting at me. He's

shooting at me.

>> Is she at first? Is he on first?

>> Oh my. He's on second.

>> He's on second. Where you at?

>> I'm outside.

>> Locking.

Oh, [ __ ]

Peanut. There's more than one. Yep. Yep.

I I Yep. I see that. Yep. Yep. Yep. Not

looking too good for you, boy.

Is that you?

>> No. No. Go.

>> Are you kidding me? I thought that was

you that came outside. I I'm dead.

>> What? What?

>> He came outside of your side onto the

ground.

>> WE'RE PINNED DOWN. WE'RE PINNED DOWN.

>> PEANUT. It's just you.

>> HOW YOU LIKE THIS, [ __ ] THE

>> GUY THAT KILLED COCO killed me.

Why did that guy look like Peanut?

>> Oh, where? Ah, perfect. Perfect. Ah. Ah,

perfect. Ah, what a sweet delight.

Excellent rain, gentlemen. Excellent

rain.

Oh, Peter. Oh, he's you. Shut up, buddy.

[ __ ] you. But I will say my love for

talk of has been reignited.

It has risen from the ashes like a fiery

phoenix out of hell. I played offream

yesterday. I played off stream today.

AND IT HAS AWOKEN. IT HAS AWOKEN LIKE A

SLEEPING TROLL under the bridge for two

million years. Oh, it is a beautiful

game, gentlemen. A beautiful game. A

beautiful game. Now, don't draw any

assumptions from that. [ __ ] you guys.

[screaming]

But he's on to nothing.

>> But he's still on to nothing,

>> bro. What the [ __ ] is this not opening

up?

>> Even less, dude. This door talks [ __ ]

ABOUT YOU.

>> OH, WHAT? [screaming] I LIKE WHEN I BEAT

ALL MY HOMIES HATE THIS [ __ ] DOOR.

>> YEAH. WHERE'S SHOULD HAVE GOT YOUR CARD

PUNCH, [ __ ] SHOULD HAVE GOT YOUR CARD

PUNCHED. SHOULD HAVE GOT YOUR CARD

PUNCH, [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU SAY CASH BETTER. [ __ ]

>> LET HIM KNOW. LET HIM KNOW WHAT PART OF

TOWN HE'S IN.

>> [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> YOU OUT HERE.

>> WHERE'S

>> YEAH, tell him.

>> Good work, Coconut. Good work. You won't

be messing with us anytime soon. Now,

boys.

>> Yeah,

>> Coconut has already Oh, thank you. Thank

you. Coconut has already completed his

quest. Now I just have to go to the

dorms, get the golden lighter, put it in

the thing, and kill one BMC with dispel.

Okay,

>> one shot, one kill.

>> Thanks for helping me, Gingi. This

peanut guy is no help at all. Let me

tell you something about this guy. All

this guy does is goop.

He just goops.

>> Can't blame a gooper for gooping.

>> Can't blame a gooper for gooping.

Can't get what? What? What? What? What?

>> You okay?

>> Never been better.

>> I'm actually buying a computer tomorrow.

I'm actually so excited.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Really excited.

>> Oh my goodness. May I recommend Star

Forge PCs and starforge.com/p

OH MY GOD. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.

GET OUT. [screaming]

LEBRON JAMES. LEBRON JAMES.

Take this, you [ __ ] Wait,

is that dead?

What?

Oh, nice shot. Holy crap. I shot that.

Aura or

>> And my gun just jammed, too.

>> Oh, I have no sound in game. Oh my gosh,

guys. I'm stuck.

>> Oh, he's [ __ ] poor. He's poor and

ugly.

Oh my god. He's poor as [ __ ] He's poor

[ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. What the

What are you collecting? Oh my god. Even

the things you collected are poor. He

was drawn to them like a magnet. Stay

close. Stay close. I'll defend you.

>> Oh,

>> there's a guy.

>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

>> I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN.

>> SUPPRESSOR FIRE.

>> I'M GOING IN.

>> HE'S on third on the right side. If you

want to go try and kill him, but I can

go try.

>> Oh, dude. Oh, dude. I got it. I got it.

Lock in.

>> Can you open the door?

>> I open the door. I'm up here.

>> Oh, you're up there.

>> Are you okay?

>> Are you Are you winning, son? Are you

winning?

>> Oh [ __ ] HE'S RIGHT HERE ON MY LEFT.

>> Don't you d We're over here. Don't you d

He's on my right then. Wait, this is me.

Right here.

>> There's two. There might be two.

>> How do I throw a grenade? I think he's

on my right. ON MY LEFT, YOUR LEFT, MY

RIGHT.

>> I THINK HE'S BELOW US.

>> WHY? There is.

>> He's behind us on the third floor. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god. HE'S ON. RUN.

RUN. RUN.

>> He's on the balcony. HE'S ON THE

BALCONY. HE'S ON THE BALCONY. HE'S ON

THE BALCONY.

>> OH MY GOSH. I NEED TO HOLD ON.

>> I am so hurt right now.

[laughter]

>> That almost killed me.

>> Yeah, I'm dead.

>> What? Wait, Coco. Was there actually two

on you?

>> I think I think so. I think so. He's on

another grenade. He's on another

grenade. I'm moving. I'll go down. Take

it. I'm going go down second.

>> I'm on second and elbow.

>> I'm healing up.

>> Activating cheats.

>> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

>> Is this peanut?

>> No.

>> Uh, are you gay?

>> No.

No, no.

>> Good questions though. Let me know if

you have any other questions.

Yeah, you must. Oh, there's one down

there. And I think there's one to two

down there.

>> Mhm.

>> Hello, sir. Hello.

>> That was Go-Go.

>> They killed a PMC on the

>> No. Whoa. NO, WE'RE STILL ALIVE. [ __ ]

you. Let me concentrate. I have to kill

you guys.

No,

we can be we can chill.

What? Oh,

[clears throat] that'll happen. That'll

happen, boys. That's how the cookie

crumbles sometimes. [screaming]

>> Togo, you think we could 2v1 Conor

McGregor? I bet we could. I'm not

joking. I bet we could. balls. I'll go

for the [ __ ]

>> Mhm. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. 100%

100% 100%.

>> 150%.

>> What the

I think I did that.

>> Stupid pushy.

>> Scared me.

>> Good work, boys. Good work. If I die,

I'll get 50 subs. Wait. GG. Do you have

my armor? I'm not dying.

Oh my gosh. Ah,

>> don't worry about bots. Armor's for

[ __ ] anyways. Oh, wait. OH MY GOD.

THIS guy has Oh, wait. Oh, it has no

plates in it. All right, come on, gang.

We're on the move.

>> Well, that worked out.

>> Oh, are you a [ __ ] in the forest?

Okay, he's winning. He's winning. He's

pretty good. He's pretty good.

Got him.

>> Good job.

Are you okay?

>> Nothing but a flash.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> The hell are you doing?

>> That Coco,

>> I'm following you. Jiggy, where are you?

I'm a peanut. I don't like this.

>> Don't worry, Coco. I know what I'm

doing, too.

>> All right, lead the way, Peanut.

>> We're getting down. WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

>> GET DOWN. GET DOWN. HIT THE DECK. OH,

THAT HELP.

>> FOLLOW ME. GO. FOLLOW ME. GO, GO, GO.

QUICK.

>> HEY, GG. Do you wish him a punch? We got

to get to a safe spot. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

>> My guy's dude. My guy's like has he's

like asthma. That as

>> what? What? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> WAIT, what if we hold this angle right

here? He won't kill us.

>> It's just a robot.

>> Oh,

here he comes. Here he comes.

I missed. I missed on purpose.

There's two. There's two.

>> Oh my god. I'm one shot. Oh my god. I'm

one shot. I'm one shot.

>> Where's the other one? Where's the other

one? Oh [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh

[ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

>> That's him.

>> I killed a scouch.

>> You need anything? No,

>> I'm I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

>> I can give you something if you need it.

>> No, I'm all good. I think he watch

those guys. Those guys were good. Those

guys were skilled. They've been playing

the game for a long time.

>> Ro down at the dorms. Coco, YOU GOT TO

BE READY.

>> YOU READY, SOLDIER?

>> I'M READY. LET'S RIDE.

>> Oh my god. They have fully automatic

silence weapons in there. Do you hear

that? Go.

>> Yeah, but we're us. WE'RE

>> HELL YEAH. JEEZ, BRO. WE'RE GOING TO BE

FAST, FAST, FAST, fast like lady.

>> Running. I'm running.

>> Ready, ready. We're going to push.

>> Behind me.

>> That's me. That's me.

>> Come on. Go. Come on.

>> I'm coming.

>> Oh. [laughter]

>> Oh my gosh.

>> No. Peanut. No. [screaming]

Peanut.

>> They're not too good balls.

My two good balls.

>> Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on.

The [ __ ] was that? [laughter]

>> [ __ ] was Did you guys hear that?

>> Did What the hell was What the hell was

that? [laughter]

>> I think I heard you in another

dimension.

>> Ethereum. [laughter]

>> I think that was you in cashew form

trying to communicate with us

>> from THE OTHER SIDE.

>> IT'S IT'S US FROM THE FUTURE.

>> It's like Interstellar.

>> THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US THAT WHATEVER

MAP WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO, we shouldn't

go to. I think so.

>> Oh my god.

>> The multiverse.

>> Go. I have a challenge for you. I have a

challenge for you. Personal challenge.

>> Tell me. You tell me.

>> Survive

at all. What do you think?

>> That sounds like a great idea. I never

thought of that. I never

>> uh It's going to be a tall mountain to

climb. All right. It's going to be tall.

>> Tall mountain to climb. You think you're

up for the challenge?

>> Yeah. Yeah. For I've been dying on

purpose every time.

>> I KNEW IT. I knew it. I said, "No way

coconut is this stupid and horrible and

ugly."

>> Exactly.

>> Exactly.

>> Got you.

>> Got me. Could have fooled me. Could have

fooled me. AND I TRIED. [ __ ] I FORGOT

we can't go to the place I want to go to

because of this fat [ __ ]

>> We just need to buy him his building

materials. That is really That's why I

said let's All right, we're scabbing in.

We're scing. We're scabbing again. We're

scing. We're going to give him stupid

building materials.

>> We're scabbing in. Change of plan.

Change of plan. Let's [ __ ] move. Oh,

the cook. The coin. Check it out. Try it

out. Try it out. Go try it out. Try it

out.

>> I found all his stuff he needs.

>> You already did? Really? We're already

done.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god. We should do something

reckless and dangerous. I don't worry.

I'm going to go kill somebody and I'll

be right back.

>> See you in the lobby in 30 seconds.

I am the conqueror, Genji. I WILL

DOMINATE THIS ENTIRE MALL.

YEAH.

>> Hey guys, time I'm going to update you

on the status. I killed four PMC's

and upon trying to kill the fifth one,

he hacked, flew over to me, disabled my

guns, and killed me. I'm putting some

random guy in the dirt this raid. I can

personally guarantee it. All you got to

do is not die. Coconut, CAN YOU CAN YOU

DO THAT?

>> I'll try not to dodge.

>> Good. Thank god. I really don't want you

to dodge doda.

Cha cha cha.

>> What the?

Get out of here.

Hey, this gun shoots about 5 ft above

where the sign is. [groaning] I didn't

know that. Someone is pushing us right

now as we speak. There's a mazone

waiting here if you want it. I don't

know what that is.

>> I'm coming inside behind you.

>> Oh my god. Got me. Got me. Got me. Got

me.

>> Watch the door. Watch the door to the

right. Watch the door to the right.

Watch the door to the right.

>> Watching it.

>> [ __ ] you.

>> Just died.

>> Who just died?

>> A player outside just died. I think to a

scab.

>> Oh,

stupid [ __ ]

>> Wait, did you get shot by?

>> No, I did not change your back. No, it's

still outside. Oh,

>> I'll go steal it. Oh, never mind. Okay,

you have it.

>> Yeah, you can go grab it.

>> Oh, I gota heal up. You go ahead. Go

ahead. I got to heal up anyways.

>> Here, take this bag, Peanut.

>> Thanks, bud. Thanks, bud. Keep your

papers open.

>> Wait, I feel in my shoulders. [laughter]

>> I just realized this Glock doesn't have

a side on it. Like, I mean, like the

literal default sight.

>> Are you kidding me?

>> Like, it actually has like the non

>> He doesn't have a

>> doesn't have the iron sights on it.

>> I got a side. [laughter] I got a side of

my gun. That's why it went in random

locations and I couldn't shoot the scav.

>> Oh my god.

>> It's not even in the middle of my

screen.

>> A horse

$57.

Oh, you came by help.

>> What?

>> I killed him.

>> Oh, that's a scab.

>> Was that his first kill ever?

>> Congratulations, Coconut.

>> There's a guy over here.

Thank you, Peanut.

>> Wait, where's the guy at? GG.

>> I don't see him over here. You said gate

zero. We're over here at gate zero.

>> Wait, I heard some shots. Wait, wait,

wait. XP next. Comes.

OH MY GOD. [screaming] IT'S [ __ ]

TEQUILA. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

>> I'm coming back.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Stupid [ __ ]

>> I have no idea how, BUT I JUST KILLED

HIM LIKE INSTANTLY.

>> We're in here. were in here

>> with you.

>> How did this pistol kill him that badge?

That's not even possible.

>> That's an extendo switch.

>> Hey,

I

should have got your carbs, [ __ ]

>> Yeah, [ __ ] you, Tequila.

>> Yeah, should have got your card buds,

[ __ ] She got your card buds, [ __ ]

Huh? She got carbs, [ __ ]

It's my part time, [ __ ] This my part

of town [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah.

>> [ __ ] yeah. Tell his ass. Tell his ass.

[ __ ] [ __ ]

Beat his dick. BEAT HIS DICK. [ __ ]

YOU KNOW WHAT? [ __ ] HIM. [ __ ] HIM.

>> COME HERE.

[groaning and screaming]

>> HERE. Let me get Coco out so he doesn't

have to come back and I'll run around.

>> I see someone in front of me.

>> Wait, what?

>> Like a real guy in front of me?

>> Yeah. Real man, I think. Right.

>> Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> Go back. Go back.

>> Go behind you. Go behind you.

>> In front of me.

>> I killed him. I KILLED HIM. GOOD WORK.

WE only real guy.

>> Hey, there's a guy. Peanut, come over to

zero.

>> That's okay.

>> He's up top. HE'S UP TOP.

>> THAT'S OKAY. I SEE HIM. I SEE HIM. I SEE

HIM. I'M GOING IN. I SEE HIM. I SEE HIM.

JESUS. [ __ ] HIS ASS.

>> Get your ass BACK HERE, [ __ ]

>> WAIT, WHERE is he?

>> I GOT HIM. [screaming]

I GOT HIM.

>> My penis.

Too easy.

I was scaby.

Better to just leave so you don't have

to come back here.

>> Yeah.

>> What

>> the hell?

>> I'm leaving.

>> Okay.

>> From the Wild West. She's got some type

of repeater.

>> This town ain't big enough for the both

of us.

[ __ ] All right, let's leave.

>> Let's get it.

>> Let's leave.

>> Well, we did pretty good this raid. HE

GOT HIS QUESTION. I GOT MY QUESTION. WE

DO. WE ARE BACK.

>> WE ARE BACK. [screaming]

>> I'M coming in stacked. By the way, I'm

coming in [ __ ] ginormous.

Nothing is killing me this time. I'm

actually coming in with metaguns.

Metaguns. Nothing is killing me this

time, BOYS. YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE MY TRUE

POWER. I'M I'M actually coming in

metadata. I have an SR25 with a SIG

scope and a silent ch. And it's the PRS

QDC silent. I'm genuinely coming in

maxed out. If I die this raid, I'm gonna

I'm gonna be pissed. Uh, all right. The

plane is right over this mound. Coco, if

you could manage to not die for two and

a half minutes,

we can get this quest done and be on our

way.

>> I won't die.

>> I promise I will not die.

>> You're a good man, Coco. You're a good

man.

>> The plane.

>> You're a good man, Coco. A very good

man. They call me man. Asian man.

>> Keep your peepers open. All right, let's

check for Mr. Strier. See,

>> I'm

>> There's a guy running a staff.

>> WAIT, I THINK THAT'S I think that's a

guard.

>> That is a guard. There's a guard. That

is a guard, guys. Guys, shooting at me.

Oh my god. It's tripping. It's tripping.

>> Do I fly back or do I just hide?

>> Hide. Hide. Hide.

My god.

>> He's pushing. He's pushing.

>> One gun down. One guard down.

OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] MY

ASS 3,000 TIMES.

OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh

[ __ ] Oh my god. Hit that.

[laughter]

Don't peek that way. Don't peek that

way. Don't peek that way.

No, don't worry. You don't have the

facilities to kill these guys. And your

gun's not the right gun. Just take him.

See him. Take him. No. I would run. I

would run. I would run. I [laughter]

WOULD I WOULD RUN.

GO. Come back. Come back. Come back.

I'm going to die. I'M GOING TO DIE.

>> I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.

>> NO. NO. NO. Who's that? OH MY GOD. I'M

DEAD. WHO just killed me?

>> Not me. I didn't kill.

>> You literally me.

Well, I got another one. I got another

one.

>> That was a real guy.

>> Good job.

>> You killed Ginge.

>> I I I DID KILL GINGI. Oopsie poopies.

But I also

killed another guy.

>> So I think we should look at the

positive. Yeah. Pim dodge. I It cancels

out.

>> Mhm. Exactly.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> That's Mr. Bushy. No, that's Mr. Bushy.

I'm laying next to

>> Digi's dead body.

>> Yeah. So Peanut is literally staring at

a bot shooting at me and he shoots me

while I'm killing the bot.

>> No, that's not how I remember it.

No.

>> Oh [ __ ] I'm going to die. I'm going to

die. I'M GOING TO DIE. I GOT YOU.

>> NO. NO. NO. WHO'S THAT? Oh my gosh. NO.

NO. NO. I'M DEAD. Who just killed me?

>> Peanut. You literally

>> [laughter]

>> No way. NO WAY.

>> WELL, I GOT ANOTHER ONE. I GOT ANOTHER

ONE.

>> THAT DODGE ON THE BIG SCREEN.

>> You know, Peanut, your situational like

awareness is the worst. It's actual dog

[ __ ]

You were literally looking at this guard

walk right across your screen in front

of you.

Like I It is actually You have to see

the clip because it's that insane.

>> I'm sorry, Buzz. I didn't mean to let

you down.

>> It's hilarious is what it is.

>> I'm sorry. I really mean let you down.

>> I sent you the clip.

>> You have like You actually have to watch

this clip. I I mean listen

it's me. Are you Are you here?

>> I'm hiding.

>> I I see. I see you. Oh, coconut.

Coconut.

>> Coconut.

>> Wait, we got to move Gingi's [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Come on. Follow me. Follow me.

Follow me.

>> Yeah, let's go.

>> I got to stay agile so I can kill

everybody cuz now I'm the only defender

since Gingi had to go up and die. So,

make sure you take all his stuff. Take

all his stuff. I'm going to keep

watching. OH, WE GOT JOHN. WE GOT SHOT.

I THINK THAT WAS FROM uh the rock at the

water. NO, NO, IT'S INSIDE INSIDE. LEFT,

LEFT, LEFT. OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ]

Got him. He's dead. He's dead. It was

just

Was that the first shot though? I don't

think that was the first shot.

>> Right side. Right side. Right side.

Someone

>> right side where?

>> Like like where I'm looking like I heard

the shot.

>> I don't know if that was him.

All right, grab Ging stuff cuz he's just

>> Okay, I'll go grab Ging [ __ ] Which

one's Gingi though?

>> It's a one packed full of crap. Move

out of here. I I really don't want to

lose [ __ ] Peter. We got to get out.

>> We won. We won. WE WE WILL DOMINATE THE

BATTLEFIELD. LOOK, LOOK AT

>> I'M LOCKED, DUDE. We got to get out. My

heart.

>> This is our FIRST TIME THAT JAKE HAS

BEEN WITH US. WE CAN DO IT. WE HAVE TO

PROVE THAT WE'RE NOT JUST IDIOTS.

>> WE GOT TO GET OUT. WE GOT TO GET this

out.

>> WE'RE NOT JUST IDIOTS.

>> WE'RE GOOD PLAYERS, TOO. AM I RIGHT,

COCO? WE'RE one of the best.

>> That's one of the best.

>> Hell yeah, we are.

>> That's why you mistake a bot

>> as a player.

>> I

hit a great shot. That's what I take

away from this experience.

>> Oh, THERE'S A TANK.

>> IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. It's fine. It's

fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not

going to lie to you. I froze in the

moment when I saw you two fighting and I

said to myself, I said, "There's a P50

chance.

So I I rolled those dice.

>> I rolled eyes on two guys and in my head

I said 5050.

Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh, was that a US?

>> It's real player. He's huge.

There's two of them. There's two of

them. Oh my god.

>> Oh my gosh. They're huge.

>> I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. ONE

DOWN. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. HIT THE DECK.

HIT THE DECK. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. ONE

DOWN. THESE GUYS ARE HUGE. These guys

are huge. If we If we get this, this is

massive. IF WE GET THIS, WE ARE MASSIVE.

Coco

it

up. I'm going up. I'm out of the fight

for a second.

Is you behind the shack? [ __ ] I'M

[ __ ] DEAD. [ __ ]

Was

he behind the shack still?

>> He was behind the the the middle of the

road like open field

the shack.

>> I I don't know. I got to watch the

streaming.

Oh, what the [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. There's another one.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. THERE'S ANOTHER

ONE. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

[ __ ] YOUR [screaming] ASS DOWN, [ __ ]

[ __ ] YOUR ASS DOWN. NO.

>> HEY.

So thick.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> WE ARE BACK. WE ARE BACK, BOYS.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> I'm shaking. These guys massive. OH MY

GOD. OH MY GOD. That's a fully kitted

HK416.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, we're so

>> My stuff and

>> Coco stuff is inured. We're

>> Oh my gosh. Don't keep it. If you want

to just ditch it.

>> I'm going to have to ditch your stuff.

I'm not going to have enough room.

>> Yeah, that's fine.

>> The [ __ ]

THERE'S A SCAM TAKING COCONUT GUN.

He took the He took it.

Got him.

>> [ __ ] for thieving.

That's what you get for stealing and

thieving.

>> I'm going to send you a clip.

Watch that. That's the bot that came ran

over in front into me to kill me.

>> Ah, there's no need to watch that.

There's Watch that. We've already

learned our lesson.

>> Definitely watch that clip.

>> No need to watch that clip. Just know

that it's AI.

>> JUST KNOW THAT IT'S AI.

>> IT'S AI. COCO, DO NOT FALL FOR THOSE DJ

LIES.

>> DUDE, you dropped Gingi. You [ __ ]

[ __ ]

>> [ __ ] yeah, I did. Please, Lord. Have him

die right here, please. HAD EYES. [ __ ]

YOU, [ __ ]

>> HELLO.

>> What is this? Hey, what the what's a a

Tigs? Wait, is this Tig's stream item?

>> Yeah, the splints.

>> Good for him. Good for him. That's dope.

Oh my goodness,

>> dude. I'm pretty SURE I OH, I GOT MY

LAST. NO WAY. SCORP.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> It's because on the terminal he like

broke his legs a ton and so they splint.

Gotcha. Did you just that took the gun?

Oh my god, it is. No way. No way.

[laughter] Don't

wait. No. What? Please. [laughter]

There's no way you're watching that.

Please.

[laughter]

Please tell me you did. WHO SAID DO

THAT? [laughter]

Let's

go. Go, go, go. What are you watching?

What are you watching?

>> Your mom.

>> No, no, no.

>> What are you watching? WHAT ARE YOU

WATCHING? GO, GO, GO.

>> I was watching Gigi [ __ ] smash her

table and you [ __ ] decorator and

killed her ass.

>> If Gingi was alive, [laughter] she would

have [ __ ] I'd be alive if Gingi was

alive. [ __ ] you.

>> I'm getting greedier. I'm getting even

greedier.

GET GREEDY. [screaming]

GET GREEDY, BOYS.

What the hell was that,

guys? Someone is coming with the [ __ ]

whopper.

Someone is on the way with the literal

whopper. I'm over extract. T minus 90

seconds. Tminus 90 seconds. I'm sorry,

Gigi. I was not able to revenge you, by

the way.

>> Oh, good. You know, can't kill yourself.

>> That's right. That's right. Google, I

did revenge you and I REVENGE THE STAFF

THAT STOLE your equipment.

>> Good [ __ ] Peanut.

>> Good [ __ ] Wait, did did

>> you good time? Don't hurt yourself.

>> Did you Did you get our [ __ ]

>> I got I got everything.

>> Oh my god. Can I get Can I get my stuff?

>> What's this? WHAT'S THIS WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT?

>> WAIT, you got our stuff?

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I got my stuff. MY

>> GIVE me something, PLEASE. I'M POOR TOO,

BUDDY. I'M POOR TOO. I STILL GOT A

BILLION DOLLARS. [laughter]

>> Excellent rain, boys. Excellent raid.

>> I was I was [ __ ] poisoning those

guys' legs.

>> That was two massive ra. WE ARE UP. WE

ARE UP. TIME TO PLAY THE GAME, GUYS. I'm

tell you, I'm so up. I am so up right

now. I cannot even explain. I killed

three PMCs. 39. Oh, well,

>> you mean one two PMC's and one friend.

>> So, as I was saying, I killed three

PMC's and I got out with massive max

goop. Max goop. That was a max potential

raid.