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BEST OF FAMILY FRIENDLY 2023

1:20:23EnglishTranscribed Jul 22, 2026
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I am a fortune teller is my ex going to

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ever come back to me hell no

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no okay boy eight what's your body count

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I'd honestly have to check my list is

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that okay your list I have to keep track

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of everything right I love that yeah let

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me

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know roast me roast me yo can you roast

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me why you

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ugly are you keep going keep going keep

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going let me know that has to be his

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first words what's good Celeste you

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looking bad sorry I didn't quite

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understand that are you a AI you a fine

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little AI what's good you got an

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Instagram no

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unfortunately the AI bro what the hi

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what up bro how you doing good why is

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there what is call him The Clash of

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Clans

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builder what's up bro what's on your

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shirt now section seven what to do if

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it's not a baby boy so if you have a kid

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and it's a

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girl leave get out of the Lonely Batman

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needs a drink yo this gu is here to meet

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a 15y old

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girl how are you how old are

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you I'm 14

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but where you from I'm from London where

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are you from I'm from London no you are

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obviously an American I have some

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crumpets let me tell you crumpet is

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crazy hey

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[Music]

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doctor ask old is I

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[Laughter]

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heard I am a fortune teller tell my

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fortune please show me your pal the girl

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in the middle will have a miscarriage

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let me see your

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face you will have a miscarriage oh my

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God oh my God you got a sister she's

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autistic I guess that could count is she

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18 where do we find thees man you have

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to go not here you

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go definitely not here who are you

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girl present time worlds I don't even to

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yo what's good bro this yeah yeah so

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cool yeah you're broke

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dude what's going on what the it's like

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a fortnite character

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you need a step daddy oh wait no hell no

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hell no you like 10 what what the you

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want to see me ride a bicycle I was

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going to say why you had a helmet on

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bicycle I am crying bro ain't no way

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please run

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by I'm the uh the hottest rapper coming

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out of De Moine Iowa right now all right

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tell her to make a beat so you can spit

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all right make a beat cuz I'm a I'm a

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spit I'm a spit all over

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you I'm spit I'm all over

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you

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sorry did you just duct tape a smiley

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face that's what you're worried about

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not meing chewing on a pregnancy test

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that's crazy hey mommy death can you sit

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on me really fast please just sit on me

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take a little seatat Swift is uncons

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seating bro please can I get someone

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normal ha he I've just gotten the

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weirdest mother on this entire I know oh

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my God you want to have a TW

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off yo is that Swift yo you're the

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hardest white boy you're not Swift

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you're the hardest white boy I'm not

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Swift I'm the hardest white boy in om

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TV oh my God oh my God you're the

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hardest white boy bro I'm hard as

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right

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now hey Mommy hi Mommy Mommy Mommy hey

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Mama

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[Music]

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no way you just said that oh

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M Mommy milkers Mommy

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milkers dude do you act like this in

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public it can't be yes Mommy like what

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like what yes

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Mommy I'm holding out my sister you

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down hey man what's up bro trying to

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cheat on your what what so I'm actually

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selling my body right now

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huh what's good you just flirted with a

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12-year-old nice I said what's good you

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hello how old are

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you I'm a minor

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yeah cinaa do you watch Breaking bat I

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used to come and give wal the little

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[Music]

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kiss Cal and give W straight to straight

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to

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prison thanks for calling Home Depot to

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connect you to the right person briefly

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describe what you're calling about

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giving

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birth I'll connect you with someone who

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can help sweet oh my God oh my God oh my

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God IM you're making minimum wage and

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this is what you pick up oh my

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God oh my God my wife's giving birth oh

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my God my God my

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God this was evil laugh oh my God oh my

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God it's here it's here this baby is

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black where did you te be with who did

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you

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it look oh my

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[Applause]

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God all right all right all right no now

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what do I do the baby's black dud the

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baby's black dude what do I do what do I

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do what do I do I'm white how white is a

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ghost she cheated on me that take it

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off okay I got a real customer here

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you're a good sport thank you

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brother what just happen

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oh that was so good yo what's good hi

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hey how's it going sorry I got like

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three p in a row I was ready to skip

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here's another you want one

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more please don't how you doing bro you

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look like uh who's that guy who's that

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guy bro that one guy was like I'm about

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to no

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what girl hey girl stop playing with me

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I don't even know where to start soy

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sauce and salt the kitchen that's where

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you can start who I'm a

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woman that's what I meant

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W now now make me a

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sandwich Sizzle for the love of God

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andoun the next fing challenge buddy yo

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Hannah if you're watching this video hit

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me up gon if you're watching this video

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hit me up listen man if any hot women

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are watching this video at berserk on

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Instagram

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B Swift aot if you end up watching this

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video you know let me know Natasha if

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you're watching this video Audrey if you

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are watching this video B if you

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watching this video Yeah me let me know

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if you stop stop dude this is actually

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hell bro I can't do anything and I just

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have to watch and listen to Mel go if

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you're watching this Ben on Instagram if

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you're watching this Ben on Instagram

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hold on wait wait let me go back lla if

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you're watching this at Joseph's on inam

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hi do you want to play Wheel of names it

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tells you what you are yeah sure what's

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my

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name you're a oh wow

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that sucks

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aome you every time I say go just do the

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gremlin face for like 2 seconds and then

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snap out of it what up how you doing why

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do you smile on your shirt go uh the

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[Music]

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smile it's not even funny don't do that

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okay sorry about that um go what's in

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the that's actually really scary I don't

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want to look what is that art on your

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wall what is that looks cool ooh the

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vinyls the vinyl that's awesome what the

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heck

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go stop Joe what are you doing they were

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right when they said it's Groundhog

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Day oh my God the groundhogs are trying

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to go back in what groundhog oh my gosh

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there's two groundhogs trying to get in

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the same

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[Music]

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burrow 15 nope 16 nope 17 nope 14 yes

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damn what the yo what's up how you doing

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good I like your hair that's cool thanks

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you go to school are you in college no

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high school no Middle

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School yo what's

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up holy guys guys I'm filming a Tik

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Tok do you want to be in

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it yeah listen listen listen I'm giving

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away a,

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do you guys want to get it or do you

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want to double it and I pass it to the

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next person we have to vote they have to

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vote they have to vote who wants to

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double it and give it to the next

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person oh

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wow okay listen listen listen I want

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better content everything on Tik Tok is

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fake can you guys say I'll keep it I'll

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keep it I want keep it okay ready ready

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I'm going to ask again I'm going to ask

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again say I'm not going to give you guys

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anything though I'm not going to give

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you anything though is that

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okay okay okay ready ready ready oh my

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God ready ready I'm going to I'm going

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to act like I just spawned in okay

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okay oh hey

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everybody hi guys I'm doing a Tik Tok

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challenge I'm going to give you $1,000

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do you want to double it or send it to

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the next person he needs to go to a

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mental Asylum you guys want me to double

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it you guys want to keep it why is he so

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good at this this is like Mr top five

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dude you guys are selfish that's not

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nice this is crazy dude okay thank you

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guys that's going to go

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viral yeah all right now the camera's

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off and now youing hate Tik Tok your Tik

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Tok I'm not telling you the

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video's over I got what I needed hey

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you're I'm going to

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get you're so mean

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bro that face hunt you down and kill you

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hey well thanks for the free content

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[Applause]

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losers I'm going to get views and you're

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not they're all recording D Mike I need

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to know what is the craziest thing

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you've done done in VR confess to me

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Chuckles you what that's not

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true you oh no hey

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girls

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he how's it going

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good yeah the man you are talking to is

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on the registry sorry I have to play

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that for people I meet new people I meet

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it plays every 30 seconds I'm

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sorry I'm really sorry about that just

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the man you are talking to is on the Reg

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naan thank you Joe thank you Joe you're

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Lu I'm actually self-promoting I'm

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starting a brand new YouTube channel can

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you guys subscribe yes I'm going to

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actually type it in right now it's

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called family friendly it's really

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family friendly content it's you can

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watch with your little brother you can

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watch with your

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grandma oh wait is this you yeah yeah

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yeah we're trying to hit two subscribers

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right now so if you guys both sub we

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have

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53.9k really we have 53 K wait the

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self-promoting work then I've been doing

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this all day wait did you guys sub oh my

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gosh thank you so much to 100K I'm going

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to keep self-promoting until we get to

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100K good luck yo yo

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yo

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yo get off my feed okay wait follow me

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in Tik Tok okay okay I will damn you're

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fast

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what C me off oh wait I got a reply from

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this chick bro that's my roomate why but

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why you asking on my Tinder it's for my

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friend trying to get us a little double

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date the thing I do to be that hot

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tub you're disgusting dude this is

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literally clicking simul yo who's faster

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who's really good with their fingers

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like me hey ladies hit me up hit me up

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uh hit me up on my Instagram app berserk

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app berserk at ben. melt why is he get

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in this hi you're cute thank you so much

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are you 18 or no

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really like what what year were you born

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2004 okay I see you I see you you're Q2

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though you're Q2 What's Your Name by the

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way Luna what got you to do o uh I've

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always taken photos so I figured why not

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get paid for it that's crazy I like a

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freak can I see

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your yeah give me a minute all right bet

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are you are you winning at least no I

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died a minute ago why are you so bad

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shut the up youing trash at the game

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yeah

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nice those are cool thank you yeah I

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like them appreciate it yeah those are

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cool definitely definitely not as big as

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mine though come on now come on now are

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you alone because you sure have my

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interest are you alone cuz I want to

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follow you

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home wow yo chaotic po what's up man so

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I'm I'm recording a video right now I'm

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turbo Jack Beast

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hey're hey hey we're brothers do I look

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like my profile picture hey how about

13:32

you step off turbo Jack chaotic how old

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are you I am probably older than all of

13:37

you hey age just a number am I right or

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am I right no you're not right I think

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there is maturity that comes with age

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well I'm very sophisticated you know so

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like are you now yeah like watch this

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I'm very studious look at me I'm like

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really old like maturity wise like what

13:53

book is that what book is that what is

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that oh don't worry about it don't worry

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about it uh I you know y have same book

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oh oh no if you come back with the same

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book oh

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my get the out of here no bro you ain't

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even like me

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boy this is uh the seven habits of

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highly effective people I've already

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read this book front to back the

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seven the seven highly

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effective

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what oh I'm in I'm in I'm already no way

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you're in there what's good Nikki hello

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yo I got some friends can they join up

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too oh I'm really awkward no it's chill

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no no it's chill we all have fun it's a

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good time let the Trojan Horse in hey

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wait hold up the gang here and the Gang

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hey Nikki what's

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good the Beast is Raging inside of me oh

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God yeah this is exactly what I thought

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was going Happ

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dude do you want to be in a video right

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now all right what's the video about

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we're doing an omegal scavenger hun I

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got to get someone to join us right all

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right say l say less we about to go

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crazy there what's your name man my name

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is

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JD all right bet bet bet wait wait wait

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JD are you 18 yeah I'm 19 I'm 19 okay

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sweet Mel's not allowed to be around

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kids

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so just had to make sure real quick I'm

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going to cross it off are you going to

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join us on this journey you know I'm on

15:21

this journey man let's

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go I got a quick question how old are

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you 18 oh hey I got a quick

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question like it might sound weird at

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first right now I'm on the scavenger

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hunt I need to find someone who's going

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to twerk

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me 10 seconds you feel me nothing crazy

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let's just three seconds three seconds

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three seconds three seconds not even 10

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seconds three

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seconds just my boy Sam Sam not even

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watching

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yes let me the grizzler she said I'm

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pretty good at twerking all right I'll

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be the judge I'll be the judge yeah you

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will yeah

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you oh my God she was good at it too she

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was where the at okay say melt three

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times and infinite will appear melt melt

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melt skip watch damn

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it by any chance are you from caliy no

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Florida no why it's a long long long

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long long story super duper long story

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I'm going around the world dude what's

16:33

the next spot I'm going to Spain Rosa

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Pamela Viv Christina we're tapping into

16:39

Atlanta all right next spot I'm already

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out of likes there this is proof that

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the world is

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flat China Chinese woman would love

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younger men oh you're right Chong

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King Chong King Chong King Chong King

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Chong King Chun King who's Chun King I'm

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going Chun King

16:56

oh there's one okay I go Vienna Vienna I

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like a Kazakhstan cuz the women there

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have nice fun bags this is racist dude

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what's up guys question oh what up hi

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guys we just came back from a

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sleepover family friendly talk to Daisy

17:16

today no don't you dare fil me I will

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sue

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the you know what it could be record it

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might be that time of the

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month it might be that time of the month

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this guy's a misogynist this

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misogynist get a girl's Instagram

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one rip M bro I don't know how to talk

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to woman oh oh now he admits to talk to

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girls I thought you were the RIS God no

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I'm not I'm going to throw up I'm

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actually going to throw up I'm going to

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throw up hey how are you how okay

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she's hi how old are you guys I am 23

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what are you guys' names my name is p

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Pon and that's Aubrey oh nice to meet

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you pton Aubrey what's your name uh my

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name is Bennett Bennett yeah pretty

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pretty pretty different name

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no if I show you a cool magic trick can

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I get your Instagram yeah

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okay fair right watch this watch this

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ready this Sharpie ready

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yeah oh that looks so real dude oh my

18:22

gosh no way oh my God that was good you

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just like gave yourself like a homemade

18:27

labotomy can I your Instagram yeah

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I thank you

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so okay so it's it was nice to meeting

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you have an amazing rest of your day

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guys tooe he just did that

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first oh my gosh

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good yo can one of you guys join my

18:47

Discord server how about you join my

18:49

server Abus of mom how about this I'll

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join yours you join mine okay no you're

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white actually I don't want white people

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in my server W wao wo wo wo wo

18:59

yeah nobody's joining your server you're

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going to

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be Z laddin will you join my server yeah

19:04

yeah really I added you Zen wait do you

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know you know Barnacle yo McCain send me

19:09

your server bro McCain look in your

19:11

mutuals who the is Barnacle I don't know

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we have him as mut he just ignored you

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cuz you're black don't not who whoa whoa

19:17

whoa whoa abusive mom you sound like a

19:21

racist well I am a racist why why what

19:24

did white people do to

19:25

you he said he said he said what did

19:28

white people like recently recently

19:31

yeah this week this week we talking

19:33

about this week talk I never asked yo

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I'm making Joe blush wait Joe stay still

19:39

I make Joe blush when I stop

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touching I don't know man you blush man

19:45

this different who's a good

19:49

boy dude I'm trying to read the

19:51

challenge list how old are oh you 19

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what is

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your

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name Lea can you

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twerk okay okay okay give

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us no no no no no no

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dude give us Jo Joe Joe starts Joe

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starts twerk

20:31

twerk

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Shake

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twerk oh my God we're getting off track

20:38

restart restart restart restart restart

20:40

restart please give us

20:47

booty this is going to be impossible

20:50

we need

20:54

Instagram please if I give it to y' are

20:57

y'all finished yes

21:01

Y show me your fun

21:06

bags bag show me

21:11

your not for

21:14

free how

21:16

how join the screen share no man we got

21:19

a message for you oh wow hey Bennett I

21:21

heard you are turning 27 soon happy

21:24

early birthday

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friend little message for you there

21:28

that's actually really good thanks dude

21:30

that was really kind of nice look at

21:31

Swift look at Swift look at Swift look

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at Swift look at Swift that was actually

21:34

really close hold up hold up 26y old is

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here

21:39

yep what old as

21:43

hell hey ladies I like your eyebrows

21:45

they're all blue and thank you baby

21:47

like your glass thank you how old are

21:50

you guys 24 baby how old am I how old

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are you yeah yeah make a guas I'll give

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you a guas 27 I'm

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22 God damn what I love those glasses

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what about these ones oh

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yeah how old are you I'll be 19 in

22:07

September oh nice yeah what about you

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you look like you're

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25 I'm

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22 damn damn you're a virgin bro do you

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want to join my Discord server I'm a

22:21

moderator it's going to be you in like

22:22

10 years 10 years how old do you think I

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am 26 no

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you guys look old how old are you guys

22:32

guess my age guess my age I think he's

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about maybe

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22 no no delete that clip delete that

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delete it delete it delete it get rid of

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that hey how old do you think the guy is

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below me

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25 and we're back oh wait wait wait it's

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1 one tiebreaker hey how old do you

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think I am you're a good like 35 bro hey

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are y'all from Cali or Florida no wait

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but can you come to Georgia you talking

22:58

about Florida Dam Shake hey shake your

23:01

ass for Dre hey now shake that for me

23:04

hold on for you oh damn damn damn damn

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oh damn damn damn oh damn damn damn damn

23:13

damn damn damn hold on hold on hold on I

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I need to take it to Georgia so bring it

23:18

to Georgia I'm going to need at least 10

23:19

Rounds though I'm going need two rounds

23:21

on you two rounds on yeah two rounds on

23:23

you replace preschools with t-shirt

23:25

workshops so they can get prepared for

23:26

the real world

23:28

Alexandre do you have a problem with

23:30

that though like is there do you have a

23:31

difference of opinion yeah I have a

23:33

difference of opinion when they're kids

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they're sponges you're basically sing

23:36

them their only worth is to basically

23:39

work Alexandra I think you're getting it

23:40

all wrong kids are not sponges they're

23:42

kids that's true that's the craziest

23:45

point that was the craziest point of

23:47

this whole

23:49

thing like any food can I order take out

23:53

can you hold please

23:55

yep perfect perfect now get the other

23:57

now you're going to get the other

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hey how are you can I order take out

24:04

sure uh what's your favorite thing on

24:06

the menu I've never been uh for a soup

24:08

noodle I recommend the ging soup or the

24:10

beef noodle soup uh another one's

24:13

the theous but we are out of it today so

24:17

I photo hello hello yeah what you want

24:22

to

24:24

order

24:26

hello sorry

24:29

no add two back add two back sorry can

24:31

you repeat it please I think my Wi-Fi or

24:33

my phone cellular fully went out uh I

24:36

said for the noodles we got two

24:38

different styles one's the soup noodle

24:40

and for that I'll Rec the ging soup or

24:42

the be soup minutes thank

24:47

[Music]

24:51

you all in there still with me cuz I'm

24:54

like keep hearing somebody else from the

24:56

phone I'm here sorry sir can you repeat

24:58

the menu again

25:00

please all right uh let me in the live

25:04

let him in the live okay I'll let him in

25:07

yo what's up

25:12

Brian I gas

25:15

go that should smell good Brian my boy

25:19

berserk wants to

25:20

join okay come on he is a mute so I'm

25:23

going to be his

25:24

translator okay he

25:27

coming hey buddy hey berserk hey buddy

25:30

berserk has two other friends who are

25:31

also mute can you let him in is that

25:33

Swift and what's the name Swift and

25:35

Sizzle how are you guys

25:39

doing oh oh berser he wants you to Thug

25:41

shake with him that's called the thug

25:43

Shake he

25:45

wants no

25:49

chasing is everybody Sizzle said he's

25:51

coming out

25:52

Brian coming out coming out of what the

25:56

closet congrats Sizzle happy Pride

25:59

but okay wait

26:01

Swift swift that is gross he wants to

26:04

get a thick white girl right now too

26:06

damn look

26:09

at what he trying to fight what he

26:11

trying to do his little brother been

26:13

beating him up so he's trying to

26:16

practice that was the wrong time to do

26:18

that everybody subcribe to friend and

26:21

family yeah

26:26

[Music]

26:31

let's

26:34

go George how much money would it take

26:36

you right now like for me to send you to

26:38

take off your shirt you take off your

26:39

shirt I'll take off my shirt all right

26:41

let's do George go oh oh oh your

26:45

turn George I'm waiting for you okay

26:48

what is happening right now this is the

26:50

strip part Yep this is the stripper part

26:53

George okay there we go

26:59

[Laughter]

27:02

okay everybody else now come on get

27:05

naked

27:08

yo staring contest if I win you have to

27:11

send me $10 but if you win I send you

27:13

$20 staring contest yeah if you if you

27:15

beat me I have to send you $20 I got

27:17

venmo I got venmo too okay wait we got

27:19

to wait for the judge to come Swift

27:21

we'll countd down from three whoever

27:23

wins gets the money ready

27:26

go damn the lights in my eyes so hey

27:29

Blan what's your name Lily Lily Lily how

27:33

old are you Lily 23 23 23 damn she's

27:37

good bro she's good the lights right

27:45

now nice that was really hot that was

27:48

really hot hey man we're doing a

27:49

gambling ring you trying to join all

27:51

right let's do it hold on I have 200k to

27:54

put in tonight okay all right you guys

27:56

trying to join an Omega gambling ring

27:58

I can hear you in the room why do he got

28:01

his hands in his pants you trying to

28:02

join a gambling ring bro what what what

28:04

are we gambling like children do I'm so

28:07

curious as to what Mel and Swift are

28:09

doing like I want to see their side of

28:11

the

28:20

video

28:25

stop we got about 20 people here here

28:28

everybody else has to get their shirt

28:30

off well I think if we start dancing

28:31

they'll join us let's go crazy George

28:33

Let's Go Crazy yet let's go

28:38

sams4 I want to FaceTime my girlfriend

28:40

real quick okay oh are you going to

28:42

FaceTime her yeah if you could join up

28:44

I'm in okay if this is real I didn't

28:47

know there was a

28:52

live hey hey cutie patootie how are you

28:57

hey my py

28:59

oh I missed you I missed you how you

29:01

been missed you too no Joel turn your

29:04

face cam back off so much oh my gosh

29:07

what have you been up to oh just R

29:10

oh

29:11

bab stop it no is he bothering you

29:14

this is the craziest thing ever that was

29:18

the craziest bit of all time that beats

29:22

every bit we've ever done in our entire

29:24

that was insane I don't know how I

29:25

didn't laugh she just texted me I'm dead

29:27

as hell I Joe just killed her Joe how

29:29

Joe Joe Joe please say something wait

29:32

who was

29:39

that Joe Joe Joe Joe okay Joe how you

29:43

feeling

29:45

brother she looked good too she

29:48

did there it is there it is look at his

29:51

face look at his face look at his face

29:54

look at his face Nathan can you please

29:57

show us your

29:58

trap

30:00

yep dude no

30:07

way no way dude dude no bro wait whose

30:13

hands are those mine who do you think

30:15

let's call their number let's call their

30:16

help number right

30:19

there how can help you hey ma'am how you

30:21

doing good how are you doing good rer up

30:24

rer up hey you sound like a pretty young

30:26

girl like what why do you bubble that up

30:31

hang up hey hey I did not mean it like

30:33

that dude commas are important

30:36

dude what's good B yo jie JD you like

30:39

Messi or Ronaldo who's your favorite

30:40

player probably right now Messi i'

30:42

probably say Ronaldo yeah Ronaldo yeah

30:45

why all right Bri let me know when you

30:47

want to

30:49

talk

30:51

yo so this is what we be doing now

30:54

that's what we be doing don't send to

30:55

berserk man berser he already he he

30:57

already told me no let me not do that

30:58

let me not do that I can't P do you want

31:01

kids in the future yes I do okay that's

31:04

a green flag I do are you going to tell

31:06

them about your YouTube channel they

31:07

definitely would be enveloped in my

31:09

world for sure because like I would want

31:11

to like teach them and like figure out

31:12

what they want to do yeah and if they

31:14

wouldn't want to go down the same path

31:15

that's totally fine my focus is on you

31:18

right now so

31:20

oh

31:24

bro bro so

31:26

like yo oh what's up Bri was in the

31:29

middle talking you told me to move you

31:32

I'm I'm I'm luy yo what's good what up

31:36

JD y' what's happening hey what's going

31:38

on how how's everybody doing doing good

31:40

doing good doing good how you doing so

31:41

what hey keep on talking I'm just going

31:43

to be here watching you feel me you

31:44

going to sneaker I'm sneak you going to

31:48

sneak keep on talk just I'm not here I'm

31:50

not here all bet bet bet hey do you know

31:52

how to play that keyboard uh I just kind

31:54

of look up what songs I like and then

31:55

try to learn them just takeing my or is

31:59

that do that on piano did you learn that

32:01

one the one that you showed me at the

32:02

beginning the 60s one oh yep I don't

32:05

remember the name of it but you don't

32:07

remember the name do you remember the

32:09

name no I didn't I you don't remember

32:12

the name dude hey look look if you told

32:15

me that I'll remember I'm just saying

32:17

you feel me you know hey my fault my

32:20

fault my

32:21

fault is that tape to your top or is it

32:23

supposed to be like that tape to your

32:25

top it is tape to my top berserk you're

32:27

the troll

32:29

[Music]

32:32

you look like you have autism

32:35

bro holy wait you don't talk oh wow

32:39

first try oh wow already stop stop it

32:42

leave him alone make the face am I good

32:44

or am I bad not English Bo what the

32:48

hell so you're I'm I don't know when I

32:51

when I buy things like to show them off

32:53

like I just bought these new shoes if

32:54

you want to see them yeah let see them

32:55

let me see them all right

33:00

okay where are you from I'm from

33:02

California oh oh my gosh there they are

33:07

hey yo these are like the new Cloud I

33:10

don't know what they're really called he

33:11

just scared her with the dog that just

33:13

my stomach drop was that real Nathan you

33:15

should go in and talk a whole different

33:18

language yo what's up man what's up

33:21

pal do you want food are you hungry Shor

33:24

oh yeah yeah here one sec I got you

33:29

uh you want an egg or a

33:32

nectarine nectarine okay wait I got to

33:34

get you one sec Le I got to get I got to

33:36

get a knife for him to cut up okay dude

33:38

Leah's scared he think she's in oh there

33:42

we

33:45

go czy I got Yo Nathan I got you dude

33:48

stop drilling the marker man stop

33:51

drilling the marker dude they definitely

33:54

think they're insane no take that out

33:56

shba shut up okay you want chocolate

33:59

milk yes or

34:00

no all right that's a yes sorry here wa

34:02

I got Le I got to get them chocolate

34:05

milk as well one there is up oh no

34:08

that's tomato soup where is

34:11

it there we go how did Mel think of this

34:13

come here warm chocolate milk from the

34:16

couch dfin forkin no we're not doing

34:19

that right put the drill in the peach

34:23

down do you drink much Leah or like what

34:26

are yeah I'm sipping on water let's

34:27

drink together oh gosh not the toilet

34:30

he's drinking out the

34:32

toilet oh

34:36

gosh she just screenshotted it

34:40

cheers this is insane what's up oh he's

34:43

thirsty too oh you want we want some too

34:46

here you go

34:47

come come on sh Shin you go how are they

34:52

doing this wait uh can I see your

34:54

freezer again hey okay na neigh na neigh

34:58

na ne come here come here she wants to

35:00

see the

35:04

freezer oh my God that's genius what

35:06

happened to the freezer if does it on

35:09

the freezer's normal okay okay is the

35:11

table

35:13

normal oh my gosh how old are you 19

35:18

your headphones are the colors of

35:20

nintend Nintendo switch

35:22

yeah it's kind of hard to not pay

35:25

attention to it all right but let you

35:26

know it's not hard to pay attention into

35:28

your airbags J I don't know about this

35:30

one my

35:31

airbags

35:34

yeah you got the Nintendo switch

35:37

headsets I know yep I know we know we

35:40

get it bro shake your

35:44

please shake your

35:46

ass

35:49

please oh she was

35:51

racist he got the Nintendo switch up on

35:54

his head yeah you do Ain't No Way ain't

35:57

no way what ain't no way you're using

36:01

Nintendo nintend heads I know yo yo bro

36:04

got the Nintendo switch head oh mying

36:07

God bro you got a Nintendo switch

36:10

headset let's go Oh my he got the

36:12

Nintendo switch headphone oh yo what's

36:14

good oh my God I have the head the same

36:17

headset it's not it's not on Nintendo

36:19

switch headset okay so if you got

36:21

Nintendo switch I'm sorry but not on

36:23

Nintendo switch I said I'm just letting

36:24

that know how you doing today though

36:27

oh I have a Nintendo headset

36:32

oh hey y'all is that a switch headset

36:36

bro this is pce control how can I help

36:39

you so I have a neighbor and I I just

36:42

don't like him very much now

36:45

hypothetically I want to ask you if I

36:47

were to hypothetically keep in mind is a

36:50

hypothetical situation I get 10,000 dung

36:53

beetles and I release them into his yard

36:57

what do you think think about that okay

36:59

so I don't know I mean what did you need

37:01

some type of service yeah do you

37:03

recommend any other bugs for that cuz

37:05

obviously it'll get you more business

37:07

we're going to get you more business cuz

37:09

he's going to call you guys obviously so

37:10

I just want to know what you guys would

37:12

prefer to clean up okay so no we

37:14

wouldn't suggest that you just do that I

37:16

mean well I kind of really want to

37:19

that's the thing I get anxious just

37:21

thinking about it yes sir well we would

37:24

suggest that you release anything all

37:26

right 10,000 Doug beetle are a king

37:28

cobra imported from Africa okay so this

37:30

is what I'm thinking it's either going

37:31

to be 10,000 dung beetles or it's going

37:33

to be king cobra imported from

37:37

Africa damn

37:39

it Bo wait someone should call and say

37:41

my neighbor is about to P up with a

37:44

TR yeah all right all right let me let

37:47

me go let me go let me go your

37:49

neighbor's been threatening it and now

37:50

you just see him pulling up with a truck

37:52

piss control how you doing I'm good how

37:55

about you thank you so much I'm good

37:57

doing well here's the problem though I

37:58

have a neighbor that's threatening to

38:00

release 10,000 dung beetles into my yard

38:03

what do I do can you guys come here ASAP

38:05

and like fix it before he does okay no

38:08

sir are you playing on the phone what do

38:10

you mean playing on the phone cuz

38:12

someone just called about releasing some

38:14

bugs the same type of bgs was that is

38:17

that him oh my gosh do you guys deal

38:18

with king cobras too he just texted me

38:21

he's bringing a king cobra over

38:23

next oh goodness what do I do

38:28

what animal should I release on his

38:30

property I'm thinking of great grizzly

38:33

bear I don't know what you two are going

38:35

through I I would we wouldn't suggest

38:38

anything to release though if you could

38:40

suggest though but if you could suggest

38:42

like hypothetically like what would be

38:44

the hardest pest to remove you know what

38:45

I'm

38:47

saying I don't know I'm fairly new

38:49

myself so I know roaches are bad o

38:52

Latoya thank you so much Latoya I

38:55

appreciate you I'm going to get 10,000

38:57

Roach I'mma get that mother back you

39:00

know what I'm

39:02

saying you funny laoya thank you so much

39:05

okay have a good one wait Latoya Latoya

39:07

oh God here it goes you sound you sound

39:09

pretty as hell you you

39:12

single no I'm not I'm married

39:14

understandable I'm not going to Hom

39:15

wreck that let me know when you want two

39:17

though no okay well you have a good one

39:20

thank you Leo I'll be calling you okay

39:23

okay byebye how you doing I'm good thank

39:26

you how are you doing good how old are

39:28

you 18 what's that accent from UK UK you

39:33

know I'm from the USA yeah I could tell

39:36

by the heart you could tell you do do

39:39

you like rednecks like me I've never

39:41

spoken to one ever this your first time

39:44

you know what they say about you know

39:46

you go redneck you never go back really

39:48

come down and ride this tractor uh you

39:49

just got to come down and ride this

39:51

tractor to find out you know what I'm

39:52

saying oh my God don't skip don't skip y

39:56

am I on stream

39:58

no I'm not I'm not a streamer how old

39:59

are you 18 nice show me your boobs if

40:04

you give me money how much $10 on cash

40:08

app do you want to do five before and

40:10

five after that's fair Nathan I need

40:14

your cash app what's your

40:16

name me see your

40:19

di I made a deal with if we send her $5

40:22

before and $5 after so it'll get SC

40:23

she's going to scam your ass she's not

40:25

going to scam going to scam us not going

40:27

scam us I won't scam you would you mind

40:30

showing ID proof that you're 18 what is

40:33

is that 12 20 something 2014 you're

40:36

legit come back we got the ID

40:38

confirmation where's the ID she just

40:40

showed me and I calculated trust me okay

40:42

okay no if I send this she's going to

40:44

scam us I'll give you the $5 and she

40:46

scams you if you scam us we're putting

40:47

your face everywhere and you're getting

40:49

would never would never scam us you

40:51

can't put my face anyway oh we're

40:53

recording a challenge video this is this

40:55

is for a challenge video this is the

40:56

last challenge we can blur your face if

40:58

you want we can blur your face and we're

40:59

going to blur your of course cuz it's

41:00

going on YouTube listen listen listen if

41:03

I find my face somewhere I'm suing okay

41:05

I'm sending you the five now I sent it

41:08

she's loading up got it she got it she

41:10

got it send you the other five we

41:12

promise we'll send other five we're

41:13

paying for right now yes this is just

41:16

for the challenge we'll blur everything

41:18

okay

41:19

okay wait hold on ready yes yes yes see

41:26

so much best your are amazing send her

41:28

her five right now5 sending we just sent

41:31

you another $5 we send it we send it I

41:32

got it mother I got it you are the rler

41:35

brother you are the rizzler hold up he

41:37

paid for it no he didn't pay for it I

41:40

paid for it Hey listen if Nathan paid

41:42

for it yo what up I'm what up Elaine is

41:46

it Elaine yes sir elae are you

41:49

single no here he goes you want two you

41:53

want

41:54

another all right we're going to have to

41:55

get out of this one see you B noard

41:58

don't you going to let a female like

42:00

make you leave after that bro come on I

42:02

got to go on the next brother I got to

42:03

go into the next we're on a time limit

42:05

I'm going to say I'm single all right

42:06

what's your Instagram I don't have an

42:08

Instagram yeah that's cap why you have a

42:10

Tik Tok if you don't have an Instagram

42:11

all right I'll talk to you guys later I

42:12

got to go find a find a girl that can

42:14

handle this so see you

42:16

guys no me I let him say I can't handle

42:20

yeah what

42:21

the boy you got you

42:25

must looking that

42:28

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm

42:30

sorry what's what's your name berserk

42:33

wait do that

42:34

again that kind of turned me

42:37

on I with it wait what turn up a you

42:43

can't be saying that if you got a

42:44

boyfriend bro what the oh yeah my boy

42:47

Mel's going to request can you can you

42:48

let him in yeah for sure what's up baby

42:54

girl what's good shy how you what's your

42:57

name bro wait a minute hey back off the

43:00

turf little guy she's with a real one

43:02

right now dude I'm the realest of the

43:04

reals bro can you do that face again for

43:08

me real

43:10

quick see see see I'm making her wet bro

43:13

what are you doing hey can you get my

43:15

girl Charlie deio

43:19

on this is how we do it out here oh hold

43:25

on she left no there's no way this is

43:28

real Elena Elena Elena imagine this I

43:30

walk up to you in

43:33

person El I'm a real

43:36

Munch yo Charlie what you got going on

43:38

I'm just trying to show you I'm a real

43:39

Munch like that oh he's taking glizzies

43:42

to the face hey yo Charlie where you

43:45

at the Beast is coming inside of me

43:48

right now yeah I like that pa

43:55

pa pa

43:59

never have I ever a fan beting

44:04

allegations Kate we're putting a finger

44:07

down

44:10

what you cheat oh no dude we're going to

44:14

talk about this

44:15

later okay Kate we're putting a finger

44:18

down wait a fan challenge family

44:21

friendly challenge

44:23

2023 2024 is my

44:27

say Swift I got a challenge from my boy

44:29

JD JD's actually on the phone all right

44:31

look Swift The Challenge is you got to

44:33

put a dag on and get the N word pass man

44:36

you

44:37

got

44:39

Yo have I got a challenge for

44:43

you would you be so kind as to hand over

44:47

the

44:48

past is he looking for it no way he's

44:50

got an Act pass no way so yep there's no

44:54

way dude thank you my brother so how

44:56

many like how many how many uses would

44:58

you like my brother I got a good credit

44:59

score give me the max I got a decent

45:00

credit score you know I've never said it

45:02

before so I'm looking for like at least

45:04

five if possible if that's all right

45:05

let's see hold on let me do the math on

45:07

the back real

45:09

quick 25

45:11

25 it's incredibly that is incred slide

45:14

it off tell them to slide it off slide

45:16

it to you sign it off I would really

45:18

appreciate it um you know that is that's

45:20

huge man I really appreciate it you mind

45:21

if I let the first one rib right now and

45:24

it's about to be

45:25

24 you mind if make that 24 right now

45:28

hey man I

45:29

appreciate just make a

45:30

24 oh we good Swift

45:35

don't oh it's it's very tempting

45:39

but I

45:40

don't I don't think um I might let it

45:44

rip say I'm playing Call of Duty or

45:45

something maybe I I crossed a couple

45:47

bridges in

45:48

[Laughter]

45:53

pubg guess what I got what turn it to

45:57

the other guy Edward pass I got the

46:00

Edward pass okay you want another one

46:03

yes hey K should we give him another

46:07

one you get inward that's one give him

46:10

one no that's two inward passes 28 I'm

46:14

up to 28 thank you man on one we're all

46:15

going to turn our face cams on okay 3

46:17

two

46:21

1 okay dude okay you guys

46:25

are okay for content we told Swift that

46:28

we're all wearing fur suits for this

46:29

video you want to be on camera you want

46:31

to shoot what's going on what's going on

46:33

okay no you you guys are not down you is

46:34

that your girlfriend not really I don't

46:36

think so no you don't like him no we're

46:39

just friends yeah no no hey no we're

46:42

just your have feelings at all no I mean

46:44

I did no no come on why you doing like

46:47

that no no no no it was Mutual it was

46:50

Mutual I swear hey hey Bennett come here

46:53

you think my boy Bennett is cute

46:54

personally not my type no offense not

46:56

your type what about

46:58

about

47:03

my we got every flavor how about me I

47:07

say you're the closest I'm the hey can I

47:10

get a kiss yes do it do it do it do it

47:12

do it let's

47:14

kiss oh oh we're going to do a

47:19

a contest yeah you want to join me that

47:21

doesn't work I'll start ready and then

47:23

you have to go and we'll do a contest

47:24

ready Oho

47:27

you go you could never beat me really

47:31

put your money where your mouth is put

47:32

your money where your mouth is let's do

47:34

this you can't talk to talk and then not

47:35

walk to

47:36

Walk he's about to go crazy he's loading

47:39

up he's loading

47:46

up

47:48

stop so what's up last station how are

47:51

you I'm really good are you going to me

47:53

in VR only if you can send to it

47:58

I'm right here can you not see me yeah I

47:59

can see you sorry you're just so

48:00

beautiful was blinding

48:04

me

48:05

um yo so so last station yeah what's

48:10

up you got an Instagram or something

48:13

everyone we're going to reveal our

48:15

outfits Mel I want you to go first I am

48:18

invisible

48:19

man you're so stupid so you go

48:22

next dude what what is that

48:27

Jina damn Josephina what she saying

48:30

Josephina I'm trying to talk to you

48:32

hello hi Josephina so if you got

48:36

it oh yeah all right McCain you know I

48:40

had to be too cute to be sus you know

48:42

what I'm saying looks like something my

48:44

friend's cousin would wear he's autistic

48:47

what on to number three whoever gets the

48:48

end pass first gets one point do they

48:51

have to be certified to give you the

48:52

pass or can you get can be a white it

48:54

cannot be a white dude do we have like a

48:56

indicator that shows like how okay

48:58

listen no I'm k no I'm

49:02

kid all right Nathan's going to go first

49:05

all right here we go give me black men

49:07

all right come on go go he's going he's

49:09

going excuse me can I Hollow at you real

49:11

quick I just thought you were pretty

49:14

yeah we're in a rush sorry Sor can I

49:16

holl out you no we're all in a rush oh

49:18

what about you no keep walking with them

49:20

keep walking with them harassment hey

49:21

two girls you need two girls for this

49:23

big excuse me excuse me can I haul at

49:25

y'all real quick I'm just looking for

49:27

some girls that can handle this big

49:28

pimping I thought yall were pretty oh

49:31

there's a blacker melt apparently and

49:33

he's trying to join get in your black

49:34

melt where'd he go yes black melt guys

49:38

this the new family friendly are you

49:39

blacker melt or are you black melt bro

49:42

I'm the blackest of them all say the N

49:44

word what's up dude I'm renting you for

49:46

the day you're my girlfriend for the day

49:47

oh babe is this our first day do you

49:50

want me to call you McCain it doesn't

49:51

matter whatever you want to call me

49:52

whatever I can call you Daddy you can

49:54

call me yeah call me Daddy from now on

49:56

actually no I got a Caesar salad ooh

49:59

fire made with Ann's creamy sauce no no

50:02

no we love Anns creamy sauce say that

50:04

again Swift and creamy sauce yeah come

50:06

here I'm beating the out of you nuts

50:10

out tou hey I get to F you now you have

50:14

your nuts out in my

50:16

room oh my god oh hi professor um you

50:21

told me to stay after class

50:23

oh yes KJ I did I did so unfortunately

50:27

you've been failing your classes right

50:29

now you've got a really just a d a Big D

50:34

and uh your mom's been helping you

50:35

secure some extra credit recently she's

50:37

been coming over every night but it's

50:39

not enough I think I need more extra

50:40

credit oh no I'm so sorry to hear that

50:43

you know I've been told that I'm way

50:46

better at extra credit than my mom is so

50:49

I usually skip this part why isn't it

50:50

fast forward the first EXT uh this might

50:53

work I'm not sure do you do you or

50:59

cream I usually am more of a creamer I

51:03

have this cream right here I need you to

51:05

use that in your project coming up I

51:07

absolutely can put my cream all over my

51:10

project for you Professor for sure

51:12

definitely um all right you're still not

51:16

at an a though what can get me to an a

51:18

just tell me anything I'll do anything

51:19

at all I think we're going to need one

51:22

one big extra thing what is it very it's

51:24

very hard I can take it however hard it

51:26

is I promise I need you to screw

51:30

me with this screw right here yeah yeah

51:33

yeah so I just need help over here if

51:34

you have a screwdriver you got

51:35

screwdriver we go screw yeah I also I

51:37

have a screwdriver too you got your

51:40

extra credit

51:41

nice good that was good is that why an

51:44

always gets an A+ okay y what's good bro

51:46

yo what's good bro yo how old are you

51:48

I'm 18 oh what's good are you from uh

51:50

Europe yeah yeah I could tell where from

51:52

the Czech Republic the Czech Republic I

51:54

visited there once it's actually sweet

51:56

really

51:58

um maybe I could like get your number if

52:00

that's cool in case I ever go there my

52:02

number yeah or your uh your Instagram or

52:04

something I can give you my Instagram

52:06

yeah okay sure

52:09

swe follow it follow it follow I I

52:13

follow I requested now DM her while

52:14

you're still on omigle with her and just

52:16

like yeah yeah be on there and just

52:18

start like say like what up baby oh you

52:20

follow me back thank you famous what's

52:23

up no what's up baby girl what's good

52:25

baby girl

52:27

now go back to Omegle hey yo what's up

52:30

respond to her only on Instagram DM baby

52:32

girl I didn't type all that ask her if

52:34

she's ever been to Canada you ever been

52:35

to Canada that's where I'm from no I've

52:37

never been to

52:41

[Laughter]

52:48

Canada y

52:57

he

52:58

he give Swift a dare give Swift a dare

53:02

oh okay this one's this one's

53:06

okay wow wait wait this one's okay it

53:10

opens up off your toilet SE wow wow

53:14

wow dude that looks like this is a

53:18

clean toilet

53:22

wow yo y'all want to kiss each other so

53:25

bad right now

53:28

do it

53:29

pcks you'll do it look at are you a

53:32

streamer yo yo yo kiss now kiss wait

53:36

wait wait what's your YouTube channel

53:37

what's your YouTube channel gays United

53:39

gays

53:41

United no it's called family friendly

53:44

he's going to know who to hit up if we

53:45

scam him

53:46

bro that's him right that's that's you

53:48

right no

53:50

no I don't know who that is

53:58

that's shirt on boy hell no I'm not

54:01

putting my shirt on for this segment

54:03

this is my this is my

54:04

theme you drive load I don't think you

54:07

know it K oh for sake dude he has the

54:10

hair and

54:12

everything how do you have this before

54:14

we start we got to introduce ourselves

54:16

I'm Sean my name is

54:20

Kyle my name's Kyle I'm scared

54:24

bro wow

54:27

[Music]

54:30

[Applause]

54:35

[Music]

54:40

P out my monster so I went with my

54:44

skateboard snapped it so I went to spr

54:47

but threw up my bottles so I went to Dr

54:51

C under her like but she already snapped

54:53

them so I went to whack her with my

54:55

guitar but you already used it as

55:01

firewood

55:04

is my name is k

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[Music]

55:16

I'm my name is Big M and I hate my son I

55:20

hate my son I hate my son you that's why

55:24

I go to therapy go stupid

55:29

b this is Sean you thought it was

55:34

over from the most evil summer in

55:38

Wisconsin my mom put of my monster but I

55:40

beat her with the cans and then I took

55:43

the shards from my broken skateboard

55:44

that she snapped and I CAU right the

55:46

head and she threw out my paint bottles

55:48

so I threw them at her and then she

55:50

threw my CDs so I cut her up with them

55:53

and then I used the firework for my

55:55

guitar bur to light are on

55:58

fire good job Sean I'm going to do that

56:01

to my mom no the hell you're not mcain

56:04

you don't even remember my name it's

56:12

Kyle you Mom I need a hot girl to model

56:15

this merch BR us give it to me that's

56:17

our scavenger hunt let's do it say

56:20

family friendly you know it's just a

56:21

little family friendly content my

56:23

glasses sir definitely not family

56:25

friendly I put it on hold on let's tie

56:31

this come

56:34

on can we take a picture together yeah

56:37

yeah like this you grab the ass cheek

56:39

you

56:40

[Music]

56:42

ready you got he's got to

56:44

get all right we got to see the front of

56:46

the chair

56:51

too why why Meg stop that's fine that's

56:55

F what's your name

56:56

good MCC nice to meet you hey you want

56:59

to do one more can I get a

57:03

kiss I'm like I got to keep the shirt

57:05

for that how old are you 18 she 18 too

57:09

yeah yo old are you I'm 21 25 25 26 how

57:13

do you guys know each other roommates

57:15

friendes friends yeah all right look I

57:17

got a thereare for y'all y'all won't

57:18

kiss right

57:20

now would you guys kiss like on that

57:23

level you should do a peck right now

57:24

what are you going to get out of it what

57:25

are we going to are you going to put us

57:27

on your YouTube no I will no way J

57:31

D

57:32

dude got it J got it J got it too bro it

57:36

was two girls for me too what the dude

57:38

the lesbians are up tonight get me in

57:42

there this BR you can Jo let's go let's

57:45

go yo what's good man how you doing good

57:49

doing good yo we're going to do a thug

57:51

Shake competition all right Thug shake

57:54

what we're Thug shaking all right it's

57:57

competition th Shake th Shake sh sh all

58:01

right your

58:03

turn you

58:06

[Music]

58:08

Tripp dude trippy okay wait I'm going

58:11

across now yeah now you request request

58:14

you tripping

58:16

bro you join back hold on I'm connecting

58:19

yo yo yo yo what's up what up how's your

58:23

day been good how your good listen

58:28

a th shake off th shake off ready a th

58:32

th

58:36

Shake he's not having it he's not so

58:41

weird oh CH de's going

58:42

[Laughter]

58:47

[Music]

58:48

on

58:50

crazy all right somebody else should I

58:52

go in there should I go in there yeah

58:53

yeah yeah you got to go Swift all right

58:55

br say some Thug Shake I'll Ki out right

58:58

away act normal for a second the thug

59:01

Shake yo what's up man y I've been

59:03

watching for a while I don't know D

59:05

everybody's being really

59:07

weird what's going on what you doing

59:10

pretty

59:11

good yo yo yo yo yo it's a

59:15

thug do it all

59:18

right how what's up ladies how we doing

59:22

what's up how how how old are we all in

59:24

this call I'll go first I'm

59:27

26 I'm 17 she's 18 she was 18 18 on the

59:30

left I know but what am I supposed to

59:32

ask the 18-year-old to poor out next

59:34

minor how old are

59:39

you the next of age girl you run into if

59:43

you don't get her Instagram you get

59:44

three laughs you into music you look

59:46

like you're into music I I love music

59:49

what's like your top artist I don't have

59:50

a top artist I just listen to a lot of

59:52

R&B o you like uh Brent FES we love him

59:57

I love BR Fez how old are you I'm 22 how

1:00:00

old are you I'm 23 no you're not where

1:00:02

you go to you go to college yeah what do

1:00:04

you do I make videos on YouTube not even

1:00:07

gonna lie to you are you streaming right

1:00:08

now nah I am recording but this is like

1:00:11

off topic you know what I mean I had to

1:00:12

stop you are pretty pretty you know what

1:00:14

I mean so I had like I had to pause for

1:00:16

a sec you know what thank you yeah you

1:00:19

think I get your Instagram of course

1:00:22

yeah wow he's safe wow he's safe he's

1:00:25

safe all right now whip it

1:00:28

out yo what's good how you doing I'm

1:00:31

good how are you how old are you I'm 18

1:00:34

no you're not yes I am really June 2905

1:00:39

damn she got it on her like that are you

1:00:42

going to college yeah currently a

1:00:44

freshman where where are you going I go

1:00:45

to the U

1:00:48

ofm yo can I see your fun

1:00:52

bags what can I see your airbags my mom

1:00:55

told me to ask what are airbags your

1:00:58

flotation

1:01:00

devices are you asking to see

1:01:03

my I'll think about it you only live

1:01:06

once you only live once you only live

1:01:07

once what's your

1:01:09

name let's see you let's see your name

1:01:12

let me get your name first McCain we got

1:01:14

double M Right Here Eminem your mom did

1:01:16

not come in there and say if to ask she

1:01:18

did you want me to go get

1:01:20

her I swear to

1:01:22

go go Tracy's the goat this could work

1:01:26

work this could work she's getting ready

1:01:28

she's getting ready no no all mom the

1:01:34

out okay dude yo what up I told you I'd

1:01:38

get my mom Mom tell her what you told me

1:01:40

oh I just thought maybe you could show

1:01:41

him your fun bags cuz he's never seen

1:01:44

before I've never seen him before so you

1:01:46

mean to tell me your son's a virgin yeah

1:01:49

the fact that your mom can verify that

1:01:51

you're a virgin is kind of sad come on

1:01:54

help a brother out you know what

1:01:58

have your mom leave the room I hope you

1:02:00

help all right leave the room thank you

1:02:02

thank you thank you private all right

1:02:04

mom I'll let you know I'll let you know

1:02:05

Mom first time not gonna lie I love your

1:02:08

mom she's she's

1:02:09

honest just because I felt bad cuz my

1:02:13

Wi-Fi kind of died out when I was

1:02:14

talking to you oh okay Bet thank you so

1:02:18

much but yeah I also got a tattoo there

1:02:20

damn let's go my first ever bear let's

1:02:24

go thank you so much for being my first

1:02:26

I appreciate it yeah you can come in you

1:02:27

can come in and say thank you to her

1:02:30

that was so nice of

1:02:34

[Music]

1:02:39

you at

1:02:42

Nathan wait why does Nathan have a

1:02:46

bike tell me he has the helmet on does

1:02:48

he have the helmet

1:02:54

on D

1:03:01

Challenge number four get the pass come

1:03:04

on okay so we got you got to get the N

1:03:05

word pass Nathan cuz I know you're the

1:03:07

you're the keeper of all oh the black gu

1:03:09

right there no way we got to go we got

1:03:11

to go we got to run do the cut off do

1:03:13

the cut off go Goan naan come on we got

1:03:16

to go fast I may have used up a certain

1:03:20

pass bro why does he open with I already

1:03:22

used he never has used one I need to get

1:03:24

another one he's out of I listen listen

1:03:27

out of no wait no wait wait wait wait

1:03:30

wait I gave him the PA because he's such

1:03:31

a good guy I don't even know this man

1:03:33

but listen I know you you don't even

1:03:35

know me what's my name Michaela why a

1:03:38

lie what is your name if you say my name

1:03:40

correctly you can get the pass come on

1:03:41

come all tell us the first letter first

1:03:43

letter if you really want the pass how

1:03:44

bad you want the pass come on come on

1:03:46

come

1:03:49

onone racist no no no no no

1:03:55

crazy let's say I'm telling you to say

1:03:57

it come on

1:04:01

okay bous wow see

1:04:07

racist I said racist okay it's actually

1:04:10

no I actually know it it's I was going

1:04:12

to say Kimmy bro gu Kimmy what

1:04:16

the

1:04:18

Kimbo um Emily Ashley how many guesses

1:04:22

y'all got let's do like five more five

1:04:24

more all right come on okay all right

1:04:26

Elizabeth Nathan Nathan we found her

1:04:27

Instagram her name is jakisha go

1:04:32

go sorry um no no uh okay okay is this a

1:04:36

k that's a hint though that's your for

1:04:37

come on so it starts with a K try kha

1:04:39

Kesha no s it a trend with his name

1:04:44

exactly um our final guest is that your

1:04:47

name is

1:04:48

Kendra

1:04:50

no he's out he lost he lost my name's

1:04:53

Kamaya but that was that's a beautiful

1:04:56

all right nice to meet you K thank you

1:04:57

all right 10 bucks cash app if you show

1:04:59

please do you want better $20 cash app

1:05:01

if you uh let me talk to your

1:05:03

mom that was not funny bro lay off

1:05:06

the big

1:05:08

ma bro's fatter than me how old are you

1:05:11

18 welcome to the Omega dating

1:05:15

show y what's your name Gracie all right

1:05:18

listen we're going to introduce

1:05:19

ourselves with a pickup line after that

1:05:21

you're going to eliminate two of us okay

1:05:23

okay all right Nathan yo what's going on

1:05:26

my name is Nathan I I just want to say

1:05:29

damn are your eyes Ikea because I get so

1:05:31

lost in

1:05:34

them all

1:05:36

right yeah keep me going all right ready

1:05:38

can I just see the dog can

1:05:40

yeah there two Stella Hazel that's fraud

1:05:44

dude let me do my pickup Ling okay

1:05:49

okay I fell for

1:05:53

you what stop stop stop stop you're cut

1:05:57

off you're cut off hi my name is Bennett

1:06:00

do you know the difference between a and

1:06:02

a

1:06:04

cheeseburger you're not giving me a

1:06:06

cheeseburger right now dude wow you're

1:06:09

going to prison dude jail all

1:06:13

right my wait I'm got to restart my

1:06:15

friends here bet me I wouldn't be able

1:06:17

to start a conversation with a beautiful

1:06:21

girl how should we spend their money

1:06:26

Robo a new camera just for

1:06:28

this so you got to eliminate two of us

1:06:31

they were all awful okay top left and

1:06:34

bottom left they're both eliminated

1:06:38

yeah it's between you and me jum you're

1:06:41

going to ask us a question then we'll

1:06:42

both take turns answering and then

1:06:44

you're going to eliminate one of us and

1:06:45

you'll find your love how many dogs do

1:06:47

you have what the that's the question

1:06:51

that's the question this is fraud dude I

1:06:54

have two dogs hey and then this is

1:06:56

Stella

1:06:58

okay you have any pets I have one dog

1:07:04

dude all right you can eliminate one of

1:07:06

us and choose your love I'm going to

1:07:09

eliminate

1:07:11

M let's go

1:07:13

Jo go

1:07:16

Jo so I'm the hardest white boy on om TV

1:07:19

don't mess with me cuz don't mess with

1:07:21

me CU cuz cuz that was racist bro what

1:07:25

the

1:07:26

yeah yeah you see the you see the wav

1:07:28

brother say you move weight you move

1:07:30

weight I I move I push weight I move

1:07:33

weight all the time dude you if you ever

1:07:37

see me in the streets you best ask if I

1:07:38

have weight cuz I have it it's in my

1:07:40

pockets so you move weight like a

1:07:43

U-Haul

1:07:46

yeah you're 90% gangster say the only

1:07:49

way if I could get harder is if my sword

1:07:51

is stiff the only way that I could get

1:07:53

harder is if my sword is stiff my boy

1:07:56

are you are you a ag all right

1:07:59

KJ hi I'm Barbie and I'm Ken the

1:08:03

pimp

1:08:05

SI that's epic I'm might be playing with

1:08:07

my Barbie doll later oh I'm going to be

1:08:09

playing with my Ken doll later oh yeah

1:08:12

you got the special features limited

1:08:14

edition so many special

1:08:16

features okay what's good

1:08:19

Moon what's good how's my little 23y

1:08:24

old e

1:08:31

yo what's

1:08:32

good look like clicks

1:08:35

bro yo what's good bro Jim

1:08:41

Halbert dang holy this guy looks

1:08:44

like clicks don't box

1:08:47

me okay next one oh my god

1:08:51

um white people do this a

1:08:54

lot h uh play play golf play golf don't

1:08:57

season their chicken

1:08:59

parents uh um angry people Swift was

1:09:04

doing it yesterday Swift was doing it

1:09:06

yesterday racism racism racism yes it we

1:09:10

got it we got on to the next this guy's

1:09:12

single and ready to mingle huh why are

1:09:14

there so many people here I'm actually

1:09:16

so sorry you thought you had a bad

1:09:19

punishment yeah look at the no show that

1:09:21

show that guy already took a picture of

1:09:23

me nice Bennett we're going to start out

1:09:26

nice and slow for you don't even worry I

1:09:28

want you to go into this big stream of

1:09:29

people walking to our right and just

1:09:31

stand there just stand in the way of

1:09:32

everybody this is the worst thing that's

1:09:34

ever happened to me yo yo this blond CH

1:09:35

to your right she's walking the other

1:09:36

way yeah yeah start sprinting start

1:09:38

sprinting Sprint Sprint Sprint oh my God

1:09:40

I even want to watch this oh my God oh

1:09:43

my God how are you I'm good let her know

1:09:45

she smells good you smell really good

1:09:47

thanks I've never smelled a woman before

1:09:49

this for a video oh they can you

1:09:52

announce out loud that you're feeling

1:09:54

rzy I'm feeling rzy today excuse me

1:09:58

ma'am I couldn't help but notice you

1:10:00

smell very good thank you you're W

1:10:02

what's your name Evelyn Evelyn nice to

1:10:04

meet you Evelyn what's your name Evelyn

1:10:06

nice nice to meet you can I shake your

1:10:08

hand one more time I hate this wa wait

1:10:10

there's a girl talking to her boyfriend

1:10:12

at the bikes is this guy bothering you

1:10:13

excuse me ma'am is this guy bothering

1:10:15

you here hey man can you leave us alone

1:10:17

yeah have a nice

1:10:19

day over I need you to get on that thing

1:10:21

that you're on and do the gargoyle and

1:10:23

then hop off oh my God I can't imagine

1:10:25

what the behind she's right now right

1:10:27

now she's about to be in front of you

1:10:28

she's about to be in front of you don't

1:10:29

jump on her jump down though

1:10:31

alert excuse me I can't look ma'am

1:10:34

excuse me can I please have your

1:10:37

Instagram please get on your hands and

1:10:40

knees please please can I have

1:10:43

it please stop following her stop you're

1:10:46

good you're good stop I made five new

1:10:48

and original videos that I will be

1:10:50

showing you guys this is a little sneak

1:10:52

peek keep in mind these videos have

1:10:53

already been filmed so let me know if

1:10:55

you guys be like messing with them you

1:10:56

know what I mean video number one paying

1:10:59

kids tuition then

1:11:02

blowing he can't do it I don't know I

1:11:05

don't know I'm just going to go past

1:11:06

this one is this

1:11:08

serious wish I'm have to say right now

1:11:11

my best connection was with kiwi I'd say

1:11:13

the guy that gave me the most red flag

1:11:14

is probably Sizzle Sizzle did I think

1:11:16

there's also a chance with Lex as well I

1:11:18

think that could be my side love virtual

1:11:20

I think that's what's going on I'm least

1:11:21

attracted to sizzle he was very dry in

1:11:24

some aspects I think I did good all

1:11:26

across the board Siz I he was on my list

1:11:29

and now he's not that's what I thought I

1:11:30

was like I wanted more from him I feel

1:11:33

like he's nervous I was not nervous no

1:11:36

hey we were just gossiping you know what

1:11:39

do you guys talk about what size coochi

1:11:41

we wear there's sizes to that do

1:11:43

you buy it at the store yeah so what

1:11:45

size what's the

1:11:48

sizes excuse

1:11:50

you excuse me ma'am I'm getting

1:11:54

signatures for petition I was wondering

1:11:55

if you're interested for it's to ban

1:11:59

people with colored hair from working

1:12:00

regular jobs mhm fascinating you can

1:12:03

keep going are you sure I'm good thanks

1:12:06

positive bet is so good at being a dick

1:12:08

it's insane do you want to hear any

1:12:09

other petitions nope nope okay well have

1:12:12

a nice day thank

1:12:13

you she was not happy with that one

1:12:16

create a song with our girlfriend best

1:12:18

song wins three points go what are we

1:12:21

feeling we could do rap or we could do

1:12:22

like a really sussy country song okay

1:12:25

let's make an ironic country one

1:12:26

something about brother I know that I'm

1:12:28

your

1:12:29

brother yeah yeah yeah what if it's

1:12:31

acking plot twist so it sounds like it's

1:12:32

about a girl and then it's like the

1:12:34

whole rest of the song is about a

1:12:38

brother what the are we doing Mommy KJ

1:12:41

on the beat meow for me and you're gonna

1:12:42

go meow meow it's big daddy berserk yeah

1:12:47

there we go there we go yeah hi Big

1:12:48

Daddy B I remember when we were

1:12:52

young you let me put it on your

1:12:56

tongue okay hi Big Daddy berserk she my

1:13:00

kitten number

1:13:02

[Laughter]

1:13:12

three oh Sizzle his name real name

1:13:18

Joe ass

1:13:21

clap ass you are my brother turn into my

1:13:26

lover Southern love we already said love

1:13:30

though what if we say like Louisiana oh

1:13:33

Alabama Alabama

1:13:35

Alabama Blues no cuz that's sad though

1:13:38

and he's like happy about this okay

1:13:40

Alabama

1:13:42

Alabama dudes Alabama

1:13:47

dudes I think we should let Swift and

1:13:49

Sizzle go last all right the song name

1:13:51

is called uh kitten roleplay by berserk

1:13:54

and KJ here we

1:13:56

[Music]

1:13:59

go oh no y for me my kitten

1:14:02

KJ hi big daddy berser that's my kitten

1:14:06

number three she get on

1:14:10

that what when did you have time to do

1:14:13

this

1:14:15

Dad over by the way don't demonetizes

1:14:17

please let's have some

1:14:22

fun let's get a trio a flight to Rio me

1:14:27

KJ melt mom like to get it oh wait

1:14:30

the timer's up my bad my bad

1:14:33

Mel that was that

1:14:36

was that was really good yo melt just a

1:14:39

shout out U me and KJ are down her on a

1:14:41

trio with your mom just yeah tell her to

1:14:43

hit us up yeah she's down to go to okay

1:14:48

who's ready for

1:14:50

fire there yeah Dave and I are going to

1:14:52

be the winners and I didn't even have to

1:14:55

buy our

1:14:56

dinner damn Swift was born in the South

1:14:59

South yeah Swift smells really bad so

1:15:03

bad he hasn't showered in three weeks

1:15:05

that's so sad when did you guys have

1:15:07

time to do ad Li sh like a melon when he

1:15:10

talk I can't hear him call me yeah

1:15:14

you

1:15:16

know when get some there ain't

1:15:19

no telling oh yeah his name is McCain

1:15:23

you feel like an old man get him his

1:15:26

Cane yeah his pickle ball skills are

1:15:29

whack and I heard he likes to suck on

1:15:32

nut

1:15:33

sack Sizzle real name is Joe I'm about

1:15:37

to diss you while I ride this flow yeah

1:15:40

Sizzle your sister is so hot okay buddy

1:15:43

all I want to do is make my that was

1:15:47

crazy dude good Ben good no oh my

1:15:51

God what Alabama dudes has forwarded to

1:15:55

an automatic voice message system how

1:15:58

could you break up with me you're just

1:16:00

not my type I remember when we were

1:16:04

young you let me put it on your

1:16:07

[Music]

1:16:08

tongue it was the wildest night I've

1:16:10

ever seen I left a fascinating in my

1:16:15

jeans my God my brother turning my

1:16:21

lover Alabama

1:16:23

dudes what Slob On My Peter my little

1:16:27

pickle

1:16:29

eater

1:16:33

dudes

1:16:35

love you oh my God it's not over yet

1:16:38

boys it's your boy slim sh shake shake

1:16:43

hey sh shake shake

1:16:46

sh shake shake It Make It Clap

1:16:51

Shake It Make It Clap it back

1:16:55

drop your sack let me watch you see you

1:16:58

throw it back Shake

1:17:00

It Clap

1:17:03

sh Make It Clap

1:17:06

yeah that was so good beautiful please

1:17:09

can I get a DM back please Anna please

1:17:12

come on gay people of Vegas Anna

1:17:13

Isabella Nancy that's all I need bro I'm

1:17:16

I'm David is the dreamiest man in you oh

1:17:20

my God oh my God I got it I got it look

1:17:23

at my screen

1:17:25

way no hey it's not over yet though it's

1:17:29

not over yet we have to confirm it's

1:17:32

real call her now if it's real if her

1:17:35

name is Anna you win and we're all

1:17:37

looking at AI dish man melt Swift We

1:17:40

need to pray to God imagine it's fake

1:17:42

imagine it's imagine another AI person

1:17:45

doing the same thing everyone shut

1:17:49

[Applause]

1:17:51

[Music]

1:17:55

hello this is Anna hey Anna it's uh it's

1:17:57

me from Tinder I just wanted to confirm

1:18:00

this is you oh hi how are you yes it's

1:18:04

me awesome okay hey I'm going to keep in

1:18:06

touch with you all right I just wanted

1:18:07

you to get my number all right don't

1:18:09

worry sounds like a plan thank you so

1:18:11

much have a great evening I love you

1:18:12

Anna okay all right byebye she didn't

1:18:15

want to say I love

1:18:18

you Alexander the goat look at this man

1:18:22

and I even went gay and I still lost I

1:18:25

went gay and I still lost two bro all

1:18:27

right ready oh

1:18:31

that's it's so I actually can't I

1:18:33

actually can't look at it I actually

1:18:35

can't look at it I actually can't look

1:18:36

at it it's so are you good yeah thank

1:18:40

you guys for watching our first ever

1:18:42

familyfriendly Friday we're going to be

1:18:44

uploading these every Friday look at M's

1:18:46

face uh subscribe turn on notifications

1:18:49

and we want to see whoever is here first

1:18:51

join the Discord see you boys and ladies

1:18:54

and Swift

1:18:56

mom what you guys just watched was our

1:18:58

first ever familyfriendly Friday first

1:19:00

ever video we uploaded that was the

1:19:02

ending to it so we were like okay we got

1:19:03

to end the year off with the first ever

1:19:05

ending um we started this 9 months ago

1:19:08

this year it was really it was nostalgic

1:19:10

watching it back even though it's been 9

1:19:11

months the amount of moments we had the

1:19:13

amount of funny moments we had of iconic

1:19:15

moments we met JD this year freaking

1:19:17

insane and I just want to say thank you

1:19:19

guys for the community we built it's so

1:19:20

much fun having you guys going on

1:19:22

Instagram Twitter whatever social media

1:19:24

is Tik Tok going on there and seeing

1:19:26

anything you guys mention us and it's

1:19:27

just it's so fun seeing the the type of

1:19:29

fun you guys add to the perspective

1:19:31

watching that whole video back was just

1:19:33

way too many funny moments in 2023 what

1:19:35

do we have now how many subscribers do

1:19:36

we get to se we're about to hit 750,000

1:19:40

750k it's crazy about 3/4 of the way to

1:19:44

a million and we're ending off 2023

1:19:46

another accomplishment we have was we

1:19:48

created merch the shirts are crazy odies

1:19:50

are soft nice high quality everything's

1:19:52

high quality that's how we like it over

1:19:54

here family friendly you know only only

1:19:56

deliver it's on familyfriendly fans.com

1:19:58

if you guys want to go cop support us by

1:20:00

the way I just want to say thank you

1:20:01

guys so much for supporting us so far

1:20:02

cuz without that we're you know it

1:20:04

really helps us a ton so thank you guys

1:20:06

for watching another familyfriendly

1:20:07

Friday and uh cheers to another year

1:20:09

this year's going to be crazi year

1:20:12

coming up go baby uh a little bit you'll

1:20:14

see a little bit oh oh you'll see a

1:20:16

little bit more IRL a lot hope a lot a

1:20:19

lot yeah okay

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