How To End Your Career In 5 Seconds

I'm assuming there will probably be, you

know, an actual kind of investigation

here.

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

>> I HATE STREAMERS, BRO. They're so

cringe.

>> Ah, can't be talking with this person no

more. This is not good.

>> There have been many notable examples of

YouTubers and streamers falling off.

They burn out. Their viewership is low.

They get cancelled. But genuinely, in

the year of our Lord 2026, this could be

the fastest way anyone has possibly lost

their career in probably the past 10

years. So, as you know, and you do know

cuz you watched the critical video about

it, there was a streamer called Lucari,

and he accidentally leaked a notepad

document that was filled with very, very

bad things. Well, it was more of a link,

and the link led to very, very bad

things. And streamers know if they show

anything on stream for even a brief

moment, people will analyze that with an

electron microscope going over every

pixel on your screen. Now, usually when

a streamer shows something that they

shouldn't on stream, there's two

choices. First of all, you turn it into

a clip farm. This is not an option for

Lucari. Uh, I will get into why pretty

soon, but the second option would be to

immediately end stream, panic, do a Jake

Gyllenhaal from Nightcrawler, grabbing

the mirror, screaming into it, and then

probably tried to formulate some kind of

response. But Lucari took a very bizarre

approach that I don't think I've ever

actually seen before, where he basically

kept streaming because I assume in his

head at the time, if he keeps streaming,

it's presumed innocence. But then chat

found out what he actually had on his

notepad. They looked it up. It made its

way onto Reddit and then his chat was

just absolutely flooded. I think it went

from like one to 2,000 viewers to the

end of the stream basically bordering on

10,000 viewers. And despite all of this,

he still somehow did not manage to

overtake Iron Mouse in concurrent

viewers. So unlucky. And then he had TTS

on, so people started to let him know in

TTS, basically mocking him, and he

started to crash out on stream. and then

they eventually pressure him to look

back at his notepad which only made the

situation entirely worse. So, for

context here, Lucari is a 36-year-old

Twitch streamer, which is basically uh

Super Wizard Unk status on the internet,

and he's known for streaming,

unfortunately, League of Legends, uh

Gacha Games, and he has a huge

following, like nearly 400,000 on the

platform. Now, he does have a running

bit where he spends an insane amount of

money. I think he spent about $60,000

USD on Gacha Games and on stream up to

$150,000

off stream and he's also done other

daring feats like for example

collaborating with Train Rex TV where he

used his face towel as a rag a a certain

rag but that towel I didn't give you.

You went and grabbed and that's actually

a towel that I used for my face. So

that's why I was triggered when I walked

in the bar. I'm like yo why is that

towel sitting there on the bed?

Are you being serious?

>> I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

>> It's okay.

>> So, getting into it, you can see Lucari

streaming. All is well. Just a typical

day. And then the moment happens. He

opens the notepad.

>> K feeds.

Let me at least add way to list of

champions that I like.

Now, obviously, when this was posted,

the green box was actually added in post

so people couldn't access the link. But

some insane Redditors that I assume were

using about 25 different VPNs actually

accessed the link and these were the

files. I'm not even going to bother

reading them out, but it really is not a

good look here. And then there was

another tab that was opened on the

notepad as well. And most people assume

that it was abbreviated to jailbait. Now

again, like I said, most people in this

situation, they would freak out. They

would end stream out of pure panic. But

Lucari took another approach. He

actually tried to explain it basically

saying that, you know, he's super into

hentai and he goes on these sites and

basically just downloads a ton of stuff,

even admitting that he has 3 terabes of

hentai downloaded. And he says that

sometimes these sites he goes on to will

apparently try to sneak very very bad

things like basically CSAM into those

download links. Now, he says he saw what

was in the text document and deleted it,

but Windows 11 apparently saved it

regardless.

>> I was surfing a site. This got

downloaded. Just got downloaded. I

opened up the text document. I saw what

was in it. I deleted the text document.

But the problem with Windows 11 is that

even if you delete the text document, it

apparently still stays there. SO, IT WAS

STILL THERE AFTER I DELETED IT. I'M

SORRY. LIKE, I have like 3 terb of

hintai on my hard drive, bro. Now,

usually I wouldn't cover pretty heavy

topics on the channel like this, but the

only reason I am really is because the

rest of the stream, which goes on for

about 6 and 1/2 hours, is just pure

cope. like like it is actually 6 hours

of A24 levels of pure copium. So, first

of all, he notices that LSF live stream

fails when they stop posting about XQC

and Forzen actually started to talk

about him. And there's this like pretend

shock. It's basically porn levels of

acting.

>> There's a [ __ ] RF thread.

>> And then on top of that as well, he

basically says, "Well, you know what? I

guess I got to call for a lawyer." Move

all league. Definitely get a lawyer. Oh,

I guess I can call for a lawyer.

>> For what?

>> Well, they're saying they're scaring me.

They say, "I need a lawyer."

>> Now, at this point, his chat has been

raided. There are people coming from

Reddit, from other streamers, just from

general gossip. And there's basically no

moderation here. So, people are just

spamming loads of messages. The most

popular ones were spamming the elephant

emoji with address me and then other

people spamming trophies saying the porn

acting awards, like, you know, he's

pretending to be shocked. So, what

Lucari tries to do is pick out a single

message that's like from his actual

subscribers, like genuine messages, and

he mistakenly makes a genuine message uh

for someone basically trying to roast

him. Who is EDP445?

Now, at one point, Lucari does get up

and he goes to walk away saying he's got

to go pee. Obviously, this is him like,

you know, probably having a borderline

panic attack trying to process

everything and he is gone for a really

long time to the point that chat

basically summarizes that, you know, he

isn't going to pee. is probably booking

a flight right now to a non-extraditable

country and then which is really

surprising Lucari actually starts to get

people on call like friends are calling

in and then they're basically asking you

know did you know about those links no

and then the friend would ask you know

how did you get them and he just goes

cuz I download a lot

>> I just want to ask you one thing

>> what's up

>> did you know that was in that [ __ ]

links in those links okay you know

>> no listen man I

>> so how did you get those links

>> cuz I download a lot

>> chat then inevitably pressures him to,

you know, look at his recents on notepad

because the way notepad works, even if

you exit the notepad without saving, it

will still save your recent. And I know

Charlie did the same example in his

video, but you know, if you open up

notepad, if you get like a link or you

just type anything like blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah, you know, and then

you close the notepad, it's gone, right?

But then again, if I, you know, open up

and then I type in notepad, open it,

it's still there. And this happens like

no matter how many times you close it or

you open it, it's just always going to

be there. The only way to actually, you

know, not save it is to click here and

then click you don't want to save. So if

I go into Notepad again, it's gone. So,

Lucari shows his recents on Notepad and

people are basically speculating that he

panicked and he basically tried to make

a bunch of new text files to bump down

the text file that he's shown on screen

because they all just say like, you

know, like new file one, new file two,

new file three. Fat for fun. Fat for Fun

is a hintai

site. You also visit Fat for Fun? Yeah,

I download a lot of that [ __ ] Couples.

Okay. That's literally Is that not the

That's the file with the sus [ __ ] in it.

Like it says one thing, but it has a

bunch of sus [ __ ] in it. So I don't I

don't dude I don't understand. I know

the accusations here are infinitely

worse, but the energy here is really

similar to that girl that was cheating

in Counterstrike. You know the one I'm

talking about. She's regurgitated into

videos like you know every couple of

months at this point. She's caught

cheating. She knows and she kind of

doubles down basically saying, "Oh,

Clara, this girl Clara I need to call

her. She's She's done something with my

PC.

>> Clara, let me just message this girl

>> again. Like cheating in CS:GO and this

are universes different, but the energy

does feel very similar here. Almost this

kind of like doubling down as if to

prove that, you know, you're in the

right. Now, after Lucari comes back from

his little pee break that was, you know,

very long pee went on for about 20

minutes, he comes back and you can tell

his energy is different. He's probably

psyched himself up in the mirror, put a

bit of cold water on his face because

when he comes back, he basically just

goes from ignoring chat pretty much

entirely to realizing, "No, this isn't

going to go away." And he crashes out at

chat. I said my peace, man. I'm going to

keep streaming. We're going to do

viewers day. I'm done with this [ __ ]

Actually, you know what I'M GOING TO DO?

I'M GOING TO KEEP STREAMING. MATTER OF

FACT, I'M GOING TO FREE more because you

not going to here and take this [ __ ]

ANYMORE. MY CHAT IS WAY TOO TOXIC for me

TO BE PUT DOWN BY SOME LSF

who are virtue signaling ACTING LIKE

THEY ALREADY KNOW THE FULL STORY.

>> IT'S SUCH a bizarre shift because again

like everyone watches JCS, right? Like

everyone thinks they're now like an

armchair psychologist. But usually in a

lot of cases when someone is wrongly

accused of something, they do respond in

anger. That's mostly because they feel

personally wronged. So they don't even

mean to, but they come across as

aggressive, which kind of portrays, you

know, innocence. But the fact he went

from like 0 to 100 so quickly.

It's it usually doesn't work like that.

And even chat basically were just, you

know, mentioning his cortisol levels

spiking. I'm I'm guessing because of

like, you know, the whole looks maxing

community memes. He has no idea what

cortisol even is.

>> Cortisol. What does that mean? Oh, it's

a stress hormone. Now, a lot of people

thought that Lucari was going to, you

know, kind of burn out. He would stop

streaming. you know, he'd realize, okay,

this is bad. I need to end stream. I

need to, you know, if I'm innocent, I

need to prove that I am or, you know, I

need to end stream and probably go to a

non-extraditable country. But the thing

is, he just keeps going. He's like, he's

stuck in this loop of thinking, if I

keep streaming, that means I haven't

done anything wrong. It's such a bizarre

thought process. And at one point, with

no self-awareness, he starts playing

Prison Escape Simulator, which of course

was just me'd everywhere. Now, at this

point, the viewers were nearing 10,000

concurrent chat. Like, every 1,000

messages, you'd probably have one poor

guy in chat still trying to support him.

I mean, you had like, you know, release

the Lucari files, FBI open up. You even

had people like posting upward graphs as

well of the cortisol spiking, and of

course, because it was inevitable, the I

show speed face. And the rest of the

stream is again just more cope. Layers

and layers of cope. Like, forget the

Tower of Babel. This is the tower of

cope. And like he could turn chat off,

he could turn TTS off, but I guess in

his mind it's like if I do that, that

implies that I'm hiding something.

Therefore, I'm guilty. So, he's just

stuck. Like, he feels like he can't do

anything. TS is just relentlessly

trolling him. And then he's just saying

that he needs lawyers.

>> I need lawyers.

>> Like, people even donating to him

saying, "Your life's over now, and

you're just wasting one of your last

free days streaming."

>> Dude, your life is over and you are

sitting here wasting one of your last

free days embarrassing yourself. We all

see through this shitty attempt to laugh

this off. Good riddance, [ __ ]

All right.

>> Even saying that he basically just

hidden all the files in his recycling

bin.

>> Bro definitely has all the files still

in the recycle bin after trying to hide

the evidence.

>> Now, I have mentioned the word cope a

lot in this stream as well. Someone did

an entire TTS trying to define what the

word cope is.

>> Cope/ kop/verb

verb. Cope. Third person present copes.

Past tense coped. Past participle coped

shared or present participle coping of a

person deal effectively with something

difficult. His ability to cope with

stress.

>> And of course you had the pseudo lawyers

laughing uh mostly as Saul Goodman.

>> Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that

you have rights? The Constitution says

you do and so do I. I believe that until

proven guilty, every man, woman, and

child in this country is innocent. And

that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque.

Better call Saul.

>> Last thing you see before getting slimed

out in the kindergarten playground.

>> And then on top of the lap, other people

tried to donate in lapping as like FBI

director Cash Patel.

>> Mari, this is FBI Director Cash Patel.

We have been informed of some disturbing

evidence. See you soon.

>> See you soon, bro.

>> Cash Patel here again. We have the watch

and he'll see you in Valhalla.

>> So, you've got chat relentlessly going

after him. You've got the TTS donos as

well, but he also has this software

which is similar to what XQC uses where

like images can appear on screen and it

seems that chat can actually dictate

what those images are and those

screenshots were what he said in chat

retroactively being used against him.

And then pretty much for a long period

in the stream, they just keep bringing

up this gif of Saul Goodman being

arrested and you could also apparently

submit emojis. Guess what they

submitted? It was the notepad emoji just

relentlessly spamming it. So, there were

more developments outside of the cope

stream. Like, for example, Licari's

ex-girlfriend actually put a statement

out saying that she didn't know

anything. She actually kind of suspected

something because she heard of stuff in

the past. She actually links this video

saying Cuko goes through Lari's DJ

folders in order to prove that, you

know, she was looking for stuff, but she

couldn't actually find anything like

illegal.

>> You're not going to tell them

everything, are you? [laughter]

So yesterday I asked Lucari how much of

a Djen he truly is and he was like no

I'm I'm definitely a DJ and I was like

okay prove it. screen share me

>> your folder

>> and he spent like

>> 20 minutes compiling and it turns out

he's got like 10 different folders

because what happens is after a certain

while he abandons a folder and starts a

new one

>> and you can see he does look pretty

nervous when she's saying this and then

the new comments are speculating that he

basically spent 20 minutes deleting very

very bad things

>> girl fake DJ

>> so what was the aftermath of this. Was

there a big response? Did he stream

normally the next day? Nope. He got

banned. He got banned pretty quickly,

actually. Not only Twitch banned him,

which was to be expected, but Kick also

actually banned him as well. And then

other streamers tried to weigh in as

well, like Asmin Gold apparently

messaged Lucari saying, "You need to get

a separate PC for that stuff."

>> Asmin messaged me said, "Bro, you need a

separate PC for that stuff."

>> But then he did actually explain later

he didn't know how bad the things were

in the actual text document until

afterwards. I assume Asmin God thought

the time it was just like a funny haha

porn leak or something. Nothing

seriously damning. And then even came

out later saying he feels really really

stupid for even DMing him in the first

place.

>> I feel stupid that I DM'd him because I

didn't know what the leaks were. And

it's like oh you obviously shouldn't

have said that. Like because I didn't

know what it was.

>> This went so viral even TMZ is talking

about it. Streamer Lucari was live on

Twitch when he accidentally pulls up his

notepad which appears to have some very

questionable content. Hallelujah.