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Playing the GDDP (Geometry Dash Demon Progression) Part 2!

9:16EnglishTranscribed Jul 28, 2026
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what's up guys so uh

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i said i've been doing weird videos i

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said that and that's not what's

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happening i don't know i did

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i was gonna do it but i was told i only

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had like two hours of stream i'm

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exhausted i would rather do it when i

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have like energy you know i'll just do

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it we'll get the pasta next week so this

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week

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we're gonna do the gwdp again uh last

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episode we did all the beginner demons

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this time we're gonna play

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some of the bronze demons not all of

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them because uh there's some real

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stinkers in there that i don't really

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think that we have time to play in two

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hours so yeah okay so as i said last

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time we did

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all of these we did all the beginner

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demons now we're gonna play these so

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we're just gonna start at the top work

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our way down until we get something i

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don't want to play because i'm not this

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is not happening so

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we'll start with system split uh this is

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one of those like old levels you know

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and as such i don't know where to go

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honestly though i remember this level i

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think it's pretty cool uh i mean it

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wouldn't be an old level without a duel

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that didn't make any sense i guess

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no another hundred dollars down the

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drain

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nothing that was nuked was your wallet

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you idiot no guys my life is over

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no travis ruined for a whole half second

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how will we recover from that guys

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you guys think like the history books

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are going to get a chapter for this in

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the future because like it's pretty

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significant if you like think about it i

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think my goal for today is just beat the

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bronze skier not like uh i don't want to

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beat available

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guys music sync probably the first time

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1.9 level has ever used music sync ever

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why do people 1.9 just hate music dude

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you guys haven't noticed that nothing

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syncs

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ever yeah they didn't know that you

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could like they didn't discover that you

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could actually like sync stuff to the

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music they just hadn't caught up to that

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yet all right

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am i an idiot okay yeah i did necromancy

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guys this is

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guys this is for 93. i got system split

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for 93 guys that's crazy how did they

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how did that get in here okay i don't

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need it i don't need to lose i could

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just do it you know and then we can move

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on

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i am so dumb i just clicked random stuff

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i told you i was tired i don't want to

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hear it i feel like i'm playing on

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parsec right now that's what it feels

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like like it does not feel like i'm like

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actually inputting the crap

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and it's happening at the same time you

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just see how my vision looks it looks

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like a

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like an abstract art painting or

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something oh my god guys guys

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i could do it i could be a single medium

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demon

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what we did it guys a medium demon

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completed thank you for believing in me

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fear me

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oh no what is this you know what let's

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play it you know what do i have to lose

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my i said it's already crap anyway today

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sonic wave doesn't have anything on this

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this is the true blue

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then circles level oh cool i'm gonna

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have to break out the advil for this one

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maybe if i squint really hard it won't

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hurt you know

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oh yeah yeah maybe if i close my eyes i

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won't hurt as much

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now i fear you yeah alright i'm gonna

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skip this this isn't worth it dude it's

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not a good idea i'll just play whatever

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the hell

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is next nitrogen two skips shut up

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no why sorry the level was just too fun

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so we gotta throw in this asymmetrical

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duel to spice things up you know yeah

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all the ufo parts is so like

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unnecessarily difficult and i probably

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already forgot how to do them because

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that's just how it goes

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you never know what you're gonna get

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like check that out i mean who could

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have seen that one coming

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guys i literally forgot what to do i am

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so lucky i just randomly clicked and

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didn't die

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too easy dude thank god because i'm

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serious i don't know how to do the ufo

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whatever okay chaos airflow this is a

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classic

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morning mirror portal oh no i can't read

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this guys not only can i not read it but

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it literally hurts my eyes do i want to

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go under here or what dude this is too

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hard for a medium game what do you mean

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medium deep in my ass with that ship

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dude i'm not raging at a medium demon

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how is this rage

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guys am i raging right now dude twitch

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people will kick up on like the smallest

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negative emotion and call it raging

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speaking of how weird people are dude i

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got the funniest comment on

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like a video the comment said my friend

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claims to have invented the extreme

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demon roulette he

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said that i came into a stream said i

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needed content and then he invented it

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for me

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apparently according to this guy like

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what an unbelievable story i gave it to

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some random dude's chat i was like

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give me content and then stole his idea

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what do you guys think apparently that's

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what happened

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if you're that guy you didn't do crap

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and i'm on to you dude

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just practicing this so i shouldn't die

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right

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yeah let's go space meow so funny story

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with this

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uh this was my hardest demon once dude

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the sickness level this breaks

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i remember when i was beating if the

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sink randomly doesn't work sometimes

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like look it's just offset

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now for no reason i don't even know why

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it happens honestly how did i find that

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while play testing like

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like not even like accidentally the good

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news is we shouldn't have to listen to

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this for that long

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omg i completed a quest because i have

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to go claim my reward hold on yes

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more diamonds you could tell i really

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care about quests okay toxic

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sewers almost 1k diamonds let's go bro

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this doesn't look like ship then what

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i thought i thought that was i under

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honestly thought that collection of

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objects down there was an orb my brain

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is not functional

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bro who the hell why did it say that the

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hardest part of this was ship it's got a

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mirror ufo what do you think the hardest

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part is guys i'm gonna be honest i think

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we got lied to anyone else get that

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impression there it is there's the ship

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but it's like it's like two seconds long

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it's this is the ufo level i don't wanna

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hear it can we even like trust this like

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trust my guy like who the hell there's

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like six seconds of chip in this

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okay thank you another quest wow i'm on

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a roll today wait am i gonna get a

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thousand oh only five dude i'm never

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getting a thousand four eight one five

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five oh i was told to play this one

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really that's how we choose to start it

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with the world's most difficult timing

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of all time

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oh no what is this awesome thanks viprin

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hand-picked good levels

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nah dude this was not picked by

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someone's hand this was picked by

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someone's ass like what is this garbage

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dude someone but selected this into the

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goddamn ggp

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i wonder who made this robot dude i

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wonder who decided this was

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like it you know i just want to talk to

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them you know

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why did i do that i don't i literally

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don't know why i did that in my head i

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was like i'm not gonna do that and then

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i decided right then and there

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let's do it you know like what do i have

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to lose quest quest quest

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yes what they have a time limit bro i

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don't even know that

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deadlocked i know this one it may have

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just occurred to me i have no clue how

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to do

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it's around 60 okay look i literally

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forgot because it's been a very long

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time

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when did it crash i like the beginning

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of the attempt oh my

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god dude i didn't i didn't know oh my

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god i did it all for nothing

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the crash was a cover-up yeah and then i

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went into no clip

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i guess i'm playing deadlocked again

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yeah i fluked the memory dude

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why am i even general click

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i didn't get the second coin though

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maybe i can get it this time you know

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even though i don't know where it is

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well i know where it is but i literally

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physically do not know how to get it

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oh do i just fall

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dude shut up shut up james not dead

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right okay cool so what is it was that

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seven

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hellcat oh no not this guy dude

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oh yep there's no way i am the first

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person to have that happen to us

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this level's trash because if it's like

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possible to die from being like too

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tired i think you

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just died i think this is it for me then

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i'm done dude i'm that tired it feels

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like

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going off topic oh what do you want to

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stay on topic the pest is so

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manipulative he talks about other stuff

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distracted streams the fact that he

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sucks at the game i don't know what on

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topic is like what do you want me to

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talk about you know this level is so bad

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i'm done talking now you guys got to

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watch another stream if you want to hear

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me say something else

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only one sentence per stream otherwise

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i'm off topic

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i am a father that'd been unfortunate

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okay cool i'd be cola

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no more quests for me i i beat them all

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dude i got all the quests done

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i'm just gonna watch this one or ten

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period watch this one

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stupid-ass giant saw hit boxes mystic

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spell

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sure wow this level really blows i feel

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bad for the song this level is like

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tartarus on steroids i

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i agree you know what i agree i hate

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this stupid like lava wave effect

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thing that people have going on i can't

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express why but i just don't let me have

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my thing

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all right let's go first try super easy

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for me let's go

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nice one more and it's hell

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i'm not going away or whatever sorry i

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won't hit rip detail this time

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just for just for you guys goodbye eyes

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now we're in coke

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right who needs eyes exactly you you get

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me right like yeah

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yeah i think that sounds pretty cool i'm

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pretty sure i asked my dad to stay up

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late to beat this which

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was like 9 30 p.m i'll say it dude i i

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had to get off my computer at 9 30 p.m

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when i was 16 years old okay i'll just

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i'll say it normally it was nine but i

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got it extended for me you know remember

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you guys are talking to the same guy

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that wasn't allowed to be on the

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internet until 2017.

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i remember when i got my first ever

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internet friend my mom thought it was

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like i was about to get groomed or

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something

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that was at the time where like all the

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media was like if you use the internet

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you will be

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molested through the screen back then

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like any time i uh brought up anyone

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from the internet she's like uh are you

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sure they're not a zillion years old i

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don't know

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i mean back then everyone i talked to is

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a squeaker so i'm pretty sure

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[Music]

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i'd almost died play that back dog in

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the actual i swear i literally clicked

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like the last frame i could ever click

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dude i did like a frame perfect jump

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over that thing dude i've been shooting

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for one hour

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and 59 minutes and i did it let's go

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let's go

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we beat 10 levels system split nitrogen

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chaos airflow space meow

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toxic stewards 48155 deadlocked hellcat

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mystic spell

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and hell that's 10. sorry i couldn't do

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it with the best of this week i promise

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to do it next week there's something

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unexpected came up and i gotta head out

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but i do appreciate you guys watching

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alright yeah i'll see you

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