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I Got Swatted Again...

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backslash Jones. Good ass barbecue and

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foot massage.html.

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>> We got a new Noah video in a while.

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Noah's been in prison for 2 years now.

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He's probably got I think what is he got

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another four? We're not going to see a

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T-Rex video for a minute.

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And in upstart order next

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That hurt. Why is it square Sergeant

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Pepper spray? We've got a cyclist here.

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We all know [music] they don't go to

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heaven.

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>> neighborhood, a confrontation with a

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teen on an e-bike went viral across the

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internet.

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>> You don't have any authority to do

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anything.

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>> Security does.

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>> Resident Mitch Schuman spotted a teen

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doing wheelies in the middle of the

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street at high speeds. After trying to

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snatch the

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phone, Mitch throws his water bottle

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knocking the phone from the teen's hand.

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Mitch then grabbed the phone and refused

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to give it back.

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>> Give me my phone. Give me my phone.

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>> Yeah. And then he assaulted assaulted a

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minor. What?

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Okay, hold on. Moody said there's a

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something.

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>> Is it shootable?

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>> I'm getting swatted. The cops want me to

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come outside. I'll be right back.

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>> 5 minutes later.

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>> Launch firearms.

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Launch firearms.

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God damn, bro.

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Jealous.

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That [ __ ] is

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Hey, you guys still there?

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>> [laughter]

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>> I had to sit in the cop car. The cuffs

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were too tight.

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>> [laughter]

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>> These cuffs are too tight. Take them

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off. I'm back.

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I couldn't breathe. It was horrible. I

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can't wait to foil you that, man. The

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So, the

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What? Yeah, I told them I had anxiety,

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PTSD, and HIV. Well, I guess someone

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knows where I live. Dude, it was such a

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[ __ ] call, too. They said I shot my

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little sister and I'm holding my mom

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hostage. I don't have a little sister

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and my mom isn't here. This is [ __ ]

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Were they chill? Oh, no.

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They were chill after they were like,

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"Oh, it's a swatting." I was like,

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"Guys, it's swatting. It's a swatting. I

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understand you got to go through the

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process, but it's a swatting. This is a

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swatting." But, no, I just that time for

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when I left when I went out there,

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I had uh, you know, put my arms up, pull

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my shirt up, spin in circles, get on my

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knees,

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cuffs on,

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go in the back of the car until I just

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came back in. I gave them a bunch of

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challenge coins, though. So,

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hey.

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Every cop here, the SWAT dudes even, got

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challenge coins. Play back when the cops

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came into the room. I don't think I can

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I'm going to have to get all stream so

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it's recorded. Yeah, did you you saw the

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SWAT dudes, though?

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I guess they came in here and cleared

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real quick. He looked at the guns and

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went, "Damn."

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>> [laughter]

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>> It's on Unsub Reddit already. God damn.

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Hold on. I'll look. Well, it's

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definitely not a boring Saturday. Pretty

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just got swatted.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Yeah, oh, he did. He looked at the guns

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and was like he even put the shield down

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and was like, "Shit."

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The jersey is an added bonus on that

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picture.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Uh, it's funny. He actually stopped for

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a minute and looked.

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>> [laughter]

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>> That's funny.

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I know beans aren't dangerous. Well, you

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know how Jeeves freaks out? It's I mean,

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especially at cops, given, you know.

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I was still They were like, "Are there

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any animals? Is there anyone else

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inside?" No one inside. Two dogs,

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they're loose. Just the black one. You

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know, just be be sweet with him, please.

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He's old.

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He's jumpy. Be sweet. And so, they were

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showing the dogs. It wasn't the It

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wasn't the ATF that dogs are fine.

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>> Check Discord. I dropped the clip

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already of Sheriff Panzin.

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>> You're

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I guess it was crystal clear in here.

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Um

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Discord. Give me a second. We'll find

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this.

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Switch.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Bunch of firearms.

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Bunch of firearms.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Bunch of firearms.

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Lot of firearms.

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God damn, bro.

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>> [laughter]

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>> He did that. God damn, bro. I'm jealous.

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>> [laughter]

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>> God damn, bro.

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I'm jealous.

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>> He's looking at my pistol pile that's

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over there on the on the wet bar right

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now.

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>> God damn, bro.

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I'm jealous.

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>> [laughter]

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>> That [ __ ]

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That [ __ ]

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Something else for Christmas.

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I can't stop screaming.

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I'm sure he is.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Holy [ __ ] He's still screaming.

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That's all of them.

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God damn, bro. I'm jealous.

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Baby.

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That [ __ ]

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>> [sighs]

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>> Good boy, jeez.

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>> Do you hear him?

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>> God damn, bro. I'm jealous.

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>> [laughter]

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>> That's hilarious.

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>> That's funny.

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>> God damn it. Hold on, guys. It could be

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them again.

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>> Oh, that's That's happening in real

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time.

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>> [laughter]

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>> It was the fuzz again. Just wanted a

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little bit more information.

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>> Well, [ __ ]

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>> [laughter]

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>> Bangers to delete me as but I thought I

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had everything cleaned up, man. I guess

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not so much. Oh, everyone's calling me

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now. Actually, let me get this video so

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I can text some people.

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That's fine.

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I said

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>> [laughter]

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>> Is Moody all right?

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>> Yeah, Moody Oh, Moody's fine. She's

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fine. She had a They put her in

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handcuffs, put her in the back of the

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car, too. I'm going to hop off.

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Everyone's texting me asking if I'm

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okay.

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I'll call this an early one.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Hang out with Moody for a bit, play some

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Guitar Hero like I intended to. With me?

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No, they put her in a different car.

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They had me walk to them first and turn

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around and do all that [ __ ] And then

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had her do it. How many times is this?

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This is six.

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Since I've started like the whole

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YouTube thing. This is number six. First

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time here, though.

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But there's a note for whoever watching

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that did this. They have a note in their

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I thought I called him when I got here

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and told him to note it, but I guess I

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guess that got lost in translation.

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There's a note on the 911 dispatch now

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and the sheriff's department also has

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the note because so many resources were

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wasted today that that more than likely

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like this is if something crazy comes in

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it's going to be a swatting still just

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send like an officer out to check on me

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now. So, it's not going to be crazy. I

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get swatted a lot. Yeah.

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People don't like me.

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Yeah.

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>> Go get a beer on me for your troubles,

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big man. Sorry that happened to you.

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>> Thanks, dude. It's all good.

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It happens.

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First time I got it on stream, though.

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Yeah.

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Well, I was telling them

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I was talking to them

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the in-car camera when I was handcuffed

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in the back

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a lot.

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I was like, "You know what? Damn.

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The revenue off of the video I put on my

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main channel this is going to buy me

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another car, so

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you know, appreciate it."

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>> [laughter]

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>> Oh, I just asked the the cop came back

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to get more information. I was like,

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"When do you think I can foil you this?

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Like, the time frame?" He was like, "I

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would give it like a week and then

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contact the records department

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and uh

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you know, see if see if it's available.

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But, I'll I'll work with them on that.

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I know, hell yeah, brother got me

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another Hellcat. Let's go. Let's go.

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>> [music]

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[music]

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