TheBurntPeanut's Funniest Moments | JUNE 2026

I will wait here until the raid is

[ __ ] over.

>> I will wait here until the heat death of

the universe.

>> I will wait here until I'm so dehydrated

that my penis shrivels up and falls off

of my body.

>> I will I will start a family, have

children, put them through college. They

will have children. My great great

grandson will hop on my computer still

holding this spot if that is what is

necessary, if that is what is required.

[ __ ] it. [ __ ] it.

>> Yeah. Here.

>> No. My uncle does. No. No. There's no

way [laughter] your uncle's penis is is

better than one.

>> Peter, I just saw you take I just heard

you take a sip and then put the beer

bottle on your desk followed by like 17

other empty bottles getting [laughter]

hit. What the How many bottles are on

your desk? How many photos are on your

desk right now?

>> One. [laughter]

>> What? I'm thinking to a [ __ ]

oblivion, dude. That'd be sick.

>> Guys, what happens if you did you hear

all the bottles?

>> Um, that was happening to me. And

sometimes Peanut [music] actually has to

remake the whole lobby.

>> That was only two bottles, John.

>> No, it wasn't. It was

>> your desk is

>> of glass empty.

[laughter]

>> You scumbag.

>> No. Oh, no. It's not. I'm telling you,

it's only two. It's two beer bottles.

It's two beer bottles.

>> Come in.

>> It's two beer bottles. One right next to

the other one. Next to another one.

>> And that's on stream. Mhm. Mhm. It's

>> been a while since I've been on the

stream. How did you manage to get even

fatter?

B that [ __ ]

Ban [screaming] that [ __ ] right

here. Wish I got off work to beat off to

you. My man.

My man. My man. My man. My man. My man.

My man.

Living like Larry. Living like Larry.

Living like Larry.

Hey man, I we went to high

to high school together. I have a

picture of us from back then. My name is

York. York Aismall. Do you

Aishmall?

Man, [screaming] that [ __ ]

What does it mean? All right, now we hit

the sleep camp. Yeah,

you're doing no damage at all cuz all

you is light attack. Is there a second

attack,

>> bro? What? Heavy attack? Jumping heavy

attack.

Yeah, of course. Now, if like say like

some idiot did not know how to do that

after having [snorts] this game for

almost a year, let's just like

theoretically say [laughter]

>> how would how would one do that? How

would

just in case some idiots in the chat

>> have no idea how to do

>> heavy attack and jumping heavy attack.

>> Yeah.

>> How would one do that on the keyboard

and mouse? Well, first of all, I would

say they're completely worthless and

terrible at video games, and they should

probably uninstall and never touch a

game ever again in their life for

wasting everyone around their time. But,

uh,

>> yeah,

>> RT

>> RT. Oh, thanks, dude. Let me just hit

the RT on my keyboard,

>> you stupid [ __ ]

>> Oh, it was you, huh?

>> Well, no, no, it was someone else. It

was someone else.

>> It was you.

>> It was someone else. It was someone

else, not me.

>> It's someone else.

>> It was someone else, Coach. I'm telling

you, it was someone else, not me.

>> It's control plus right mouse button.

>> Right mouse button. Oh, you can aim.

Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. YOU CAN [ __ ]

AIM. DO YOU SEE THAT? AH. [screaming]

>> OH, that didn't go where I wanted to.

Heavy attack. Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay.

All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All

right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right.

Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay.

All right. Okay. Back to light attacks.

Light attacks where I feel most

comfortable. Go ahead and go to light

[laughter] attacks.

Come back. Come back. [laughter] OH MY

GOSH.

I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M GOING TO DIE. I

GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.

>> NO. NO. NO. Who's that? OH MY GOD. NO.

I'M DEAD. Who just killed me?

>> Not me. I didn't kill.

>> You literally.

Oh. Well, I got another ONE. I GOT

ANOTHER ONE.

>> Good job.

>> You killed Ginge. I I I did kill Diggy.

Oopsie poopies.

But I also

another guy

miss.

>> Oh

my gosh. I just killed Peanut.

>> All right, I'm back. What? You killed

Peanut? YES. [laughter]

[screaming]

[laughter]

>> [ __ ] you, coconut. [screaming]

[ __ ] you.

>> Oh my god. OH MY GOD.

>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.

>> I love you. [laughter]

>> That was so scary.

>> Peanut at

>> He hasn't finished his intro yet.

>> Where did he spawn in the building?

Gingi, you know that guy you just shot.

>> IT WAS ME.

>> PEANUT. PEANUT, why are YOU

>> THAT WAS ME, GINGI. THAT WAS ME.

>> PEANUT, WHAT?

>> Movie time. Let's take a look at how it

went for Gingi.

>> Let's Let's pretend they don't exist. Oh

my god. In the building. Oh, I'm going

to die. And breathe. Hey,

>> I killed him.

>> Good shot, Gingi. Good shot.

>> W's in the chat. Excellent shot.

>> W's in the chat, gentlemen. W's in the

chat. Excellent shot.

>> Going. Going.

Peanut.

>> Peanut.

>> Well, that could have been you. It's

impossible. Hold on. [ __ ] I was

protecting the backside of you.

>> You better pick my [ __ ] up right now.

>> Of course. Of course. Of course. Of

course.

>> Protect yourself.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Roof. Roof. Roof. Roof.

What? What about the roof? Oh, I see

him. I see HIM. I SEE HIM. THERE'S A ONE

IN four chance he shoots you.

>> I got you.

>> Oh, you guys take care of this

>> quickly. Quickly. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. Go. You got this. You guys got

this. I believe in you guys.

>> Okay. Okay. All right. Wait a second.

>> Oh sh.

[screaming]

Ah. [laughter]

>> Are you kidding me? The perfect grenade.

>> Yes.

>> They'll tell.

>> Excellent work. Excellent. Her

children's children will tell stories

about the day.

>> This magnificent day.

>> Thank you, Nikita. Thank you for

noticing. Nikita.

>> Oh my god. This person right in front

right here.

That's me. Are you kidding me?

>> What?

That was gimmick. How did he spawn here?

I LITERALLY JUST SPAWNED.

YEAH. LET'S Let's make sure. Let's make

sure. Let's make sure.

No, I don't think so. Oh my goodness. No

way. I'll get to your PPSH sound.

>> No need to worry.

>> What we do need is buried treasure.

Suspicious pile of sand.

>> OH MY GOD. WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I'M DEAD.

>> DEAD.

>> KILLED BY THE BURNT PEANUT.

>> WAIT, WHAT?

>> WHAT?

>> GOT A RED BARREL RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

>> RELOAD.

I'm getting him good. Get some good.

Very low health. All of them.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> KILLED ONE. KILLED ONE. GOT HIM. GOT

HIM. GOT HIM.

>> HOW DID you die?

>> You killed Ginger, by the way.

>> Peanut.

>> Mission one.

>> Does this one even work? I got to tell

you if it works or not.

>> Wait, hold on. Does this one work?

>> I think it works.

>> Does this one work?

>> I see. I see.

>> Hold on. Does this one even work?

>> I think I think it works.

>> Does this Does THIS EVEN WORK?

>> [laughter]

>> I can't do it, dude. I can't do it.

>> WHAT THE [ __ ] PEANUT?

>> NO, WE I would I had to make sure the

gun worked AFTER YOUR TEAM STOLE IT.

>> OPERATION.

>> Does it still work?

>> Hold on. Does it still work?

>> Oh, you guys are [ __ ] with me. When

you kill teammate like Peanut, they have

a chance to buy a stack of 30 rounds of

ammo.

>> Really?

>> I got killed by

>> What an idiot.

No.

Listen, Peanut,

>> we're winning.

>> There's a 5090 on the line to kill me.

Would you do it? [laughter]

>> WOULD YOU DO IT?

>> BE HONEST.

>> BE HONEST.

>> PLEASE BE HONEST. Please be honest.

Yes. Starboard.

YES. NOT [screaming]

>> AGAIN. YES.

H BOY.

>> Oh [ __ ] He's foaming. Oh [ __ ]

>> Popping it in. One second. Two seconds.

>> Seeing how much space I have left. How

sad I am about it.

>> It's everywhere. It's everywhere.

>> Not a lot.

>> I said it too fast. Uh,

>> I think I'm good.

>> That's not going to look good out of

context.

>> Hold on. Give me A SECOND.

>> DON'T CLIP THAT.

>> UH,

>> do not clip what you just saw.

>> I did.

>> I'll get a night vision and you jerk my

[ __ ] at least once.

>> Fine. One handy one night vision on the

second run.

>> All right. Shake my hand. I'll shake

your nub.

>> Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Fair deal.

YOU TAKE THAT.

>> SHAKE YOUR BODY. YOU BETTER BE SHAKING

your body right now.

Are you shaking YOUR BODY?

>> I'M SHAKING IT. I'M SHAKING IT, BOSS.

I'M SHAKING IT. I'M SHAKING IT.

>> ALL RIGHT. All right. We have a deal.

>> We have a deal.

Blackout was an extraction.

Oh,

BBC. Oh my god. I love

BBC.

The news network, of course.

Um,

DMC Remastered. I don't think that's

what it's called, guys. Don't you dare

click that out of context,

guys. Seriously. All right. There's

sometimes a streamer got to trust. All

right. A streamer's got to trust his

boys. And this is one of those moments.

This is one of these moments where I'm

counting on you guys. This is one of

these moments where I'm counting on you

guys. Okay? I'm counting on you. Please

do not let DO NOT LET ME DOWN. I can't

even look in my chat. Don't tell me

exactly where they are. The cheers.

Cheers. All of them.

>> One in a million IQ.

>> Oh my goodness. My chat is the same

gimmick.

>> You are so sexy.

>> How is anyone as sexy as you go?

>> You are the best hideandsek play I've

ever seen.

>> Oh my goodness. Please have my babies.

>> Oh, Steph Curry, thanks for the 100

gifted subs, dude. Love your game.

>> Michael Jackson, thank you for coming

back to life and giving me 200 subs.

Thank you.

>> Oh my god.

Thanks for the 50.

>> President Obama, thank you for the

thousand subs.

>> Oh my god.

>> President Obama, thank you for the

thousand subs in the chat.

>> Oh, Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Appreciate

the bits.

>> God himself.

>> I think I know where you are.

Why don't you go [ __ ] yourself? I'm in

hell. How about you go there, [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> Well, listen, Hutch, it looks like you

were right on the money with that

accusation.

>> Oh my god. No, I I am actually convinced

that if anyone finds me, you've got to

be streaming 100%.

>> No,

>> I'm going to have to chat. [laughter]

>> Get out of here, man. Like, I don't

>> No.

No. There's a way. There's no way he

>> There's no way. There's no way. Look at

that. Look at that.

>> No way.

>> Honestly, I think the clouds is a [ __ ]

>> Wait, I see him. Double meat.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What's up? What's up?

>> I look Look at No, THEY'RE ON THE RUN.

DOUBLE. THEY'RE ON THE RUN. THEY'RE ON

THE RUN.

>> WHERE IS HE? Where is he? Where is he?

>> He jumped off the pillar. He jumped off

the pillar. HE WENT THIS WAY. RUN.

>> I'm freaking

J.

Where are they?

Where'd he go? Oh my god. I let him get

away. [screaming]

He's on the tree. But we take it up

there.

>> How did he get up there?

>> Oh. Oh, I'M I'M BUGGING OUT.

[laughter] HE'S ASCENDING. He's

ascending.

>> Witness him.

>> Yo, wal.

>> He is. He's cheating, dude.

>> Here we go.

>> He's off the map.

>> Known cheater.

>> Okay. They're literally on me. Literally

on me. Literally on me. Like absolutely

on me somewhere.

>> Uh guys, guys.

>> Got to be in these barrels. Has to be

>> Have you ever [screaming]

HE [laughter]

[screaming] DIE?

[laughter]

[ __ ]

>> Get [ __ ]

You give me a man of many hats. Uh,

>> gimmick. Is this you by chance?

>> Well,

[laughter]

who knows?

>> That's not you. That's Jennifer.

>> Listen,

I have gained your tactics. You will

never find me, Mr. Peanut. [laughter] I

I have learned your ways. I have made

them my own.

>> I see you have mastered my You've

mastered my technique.

>> Hello.

>> What the?

>> A pleasure to meet you again.

>> Likewise. I do.

>> Are you here to win or to lose?

>> A little bit of both. I'm going to

dabble.

>> Guys, is anyone else seeing Lil P just

running around?

>> What?

>> I don't see. NO ONE ELSE SEES little P

running around the entire building.

>> Try shooting him.

>> No one sees this.

>> Little P. Massive little P running

around the first floor. The entire

building. No one sees this. Only me.

>> Come eat.

>> Yes. Yes. Many times. Many times.

Very similar to duck hunting.

>> Duck hunting. Yes. We got I'll get I got

my waiters on.

I'm going to yell pull and then you

shoot. We will go together.

>> Beautiful.

>> This is so brain dead. Are you kidding?

Are you kidding me right now? This is

horrible.

>> This game really locks you in sometimes,

man.

>> We're still alive.

>> Yeah, nobody talks during the pain phase

at all sometimes. It's so fun.

>> I got to check the obvious spots. in the

open spots.

>> Toby, we actually cooked so [ __ ]

we actually cooked so hard on top of me.

[laughter]

>> Like literally on top of me,

>> dude.

I'm coming to you. I'm coming to you.

>> You see me?

>> I can't even [ __ ] I

>> LITERALLY

[screaming]

[laughter]

right here.

>> We are ALMOST THAT ROUND. OH BOY.

[laughter]

>> No way. You're the taste. There's no way

you're going to take.

>> That's so good.

>> God, that's so good.

>> Go.

>> I found a hair in my soup. I would like

I I am suing you. I reporting you to the

Better Business Bureau. I want a full

refund. I would like to speak with your

manager. What did you draw? What is

that? Are you a bowling ball?

Peace.

>> I am the manager.

>> Well, let me tell you something. Let me

tell you something.

>> Let me tell you something. Let me tell

you something.

>> SUCK IT ON, COCONUT. [screaming] SUCK IT

UP.

>> LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

>> FAST AS [ __ ]

DON'T DON'T YIELD FOR A MOMENT.

>> PEANUT.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> What just happened?

Watch and learn.

Funny said the same thing to your mom

last night while she was sitting in the

wooden chair in the corner while I was

[ __ ] your dad to Shakespeare's

Moonlight Sonata. H interesting. What a

small world. [music]

Oh, just a B. [applause]

That's it. I'm ripping my [ __ ] off live

on stream. I'm attaching the tip of my

[ __ ] to the back of a Ford F-150 and I'm

putting a brick on the gas. How about

you put your mouth on the rim of my

butthole while I eat tacos? All right.

And then you still listening? I just

want to make sure you're still get I you

get the full capacity of this. Okay. So,

put your mouth on the rim of my butthole

while I eat Mexican food and then I'm

gonna diarrhea in your mouth. What about

that?

>> The boss that we killed over here, your

boss me.

>> Oh my god, I have 69,000 runes at the

sex.

>> Yeah,

>> it's a naughty number, Hudge.

>> A naughty number.

>> You know that naughty.

>> Very naughty.

>> You're a bad You're a bad little peanut.

[laughter]

That little peanut

tonight.

Tonight,

right? [applause]

Tonight

will be the night.

>> I just beat one out live on camera.

Peanut, I want you to know. [ __ ] you.

That's what I want you to know.

>> What the heck you?

>> Holy freaking heck. What the dawn?

>> What?

>> I'm over there trying to hear. I finally

have the good RUN AND YOU'RE SINGING A

[ __ ] SONG.

>> THAT WAS LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO.

>> I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT IT CUZ ON MY next

>> Are you coming to the tree?

>> Oh my god.

>> Strange things have happened here.

>> I'm literally stranger.

>> Are you Are you

>> coming to the tree? to the tree.

[laughter]

>> Big guys in my ass. Yes. Count them

three.

>> I missed that. That must is that one of

the secret versions?

>> Yes, that's that's the developers

edition. That's the director's god.

>> That's something on your eye [ __ ]

hurts. It stings like crazy.

>> It sounds terrible.

>> You got to really wash it out. You got

to really wash it out. It's actually

debilitating.

>> It's very bad.

>> You Okay. All right. I'll take your word

for I will take your word for it as

well. I will take your word for it.

Thank you, coconut. Thank you. I'm

actually

>> Thank you, coconut. Thank you. Thank

you. I appreciate you letting us know.

Thank you, coconut. Thank you.

>> Right. Right. I appreciate you letting

us know. Thank you.

>> What does mean that you shoot legs?

>> Oh,

what did you just say?

What? [snorts]

What is

what what does destitute mean? What is

that

>> destitute? It means I destitution. When

you are

>> Oh, say no more.

>> Down on your luck.

>> Say no more, good sir. Say no more. Now

I understand.

>> I am not destitute though.

>> I am anti-destitution.

>> As as you should be.

>> Mhm. Mhm.

So pretty much our helmet is blacked.

That's what it means.

>> Yeah, this helmet literally does not

matter if I get shot in the head.

>> That was way too much.

>> That means another thing in another way.

But

>> no problem. Now I'm going to take a swig

directly out of this tequila bottle to

celebrate.

>> Oo.

>> Cheers, boys.

>> Hey, cheers.

>> You been just drinking tequila these

days, huh?

>> For some reason, it's disgusting. Even

more disgusting when you drink it out of

the bottle. I don't know how.

>> Yeah. No, it is. You got to You got to

drink it out the glass. I don't know

why.

>> You're so handsome.

Couple blue steels for you. Now, here's

a couple bags.

I know you're looking at your chat right

now. I know you're looking at him right

in the [ __ ] eyes with your beautiful,

luscious, gazing blue eyes with [music]

your mouth wide open for this [ __ ] You

better knock it off. You better stop it

right [ __ ] now.

Oh, be there in 20 minutes, guys. Got to

get all the loot.

Oh yeah, I have your bag, too.

>> Gotcha. [cough]

>> Don't die again.

>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Come on. Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[cough] No. No liquids. Just Come on.

Dude,

[laughter]

that is how I feel.

[music]

Jesus

Christ.

Who the hell is Oh, there.

[music]

Oh my god. Yeah. You don't want any of

this, [ __ ] You

Oh my god.

>> So for this here

>> right there.

>> Holy

[ __ ]

>> Told you.

>> Holy crap. That scared the [ __ ] out of

me. Did you see that?

Loaded immediately.

Mhm. Mhm.

>> We never killed that boss.

>> Wet brain.

>> We have never killed that boss once.

>> We ever

>> No, we've never killed

>> never ever ever. No. No. Never ever

>> never ever ever.

>> Literally never

>> never ever ever.

>> No. Never ever ever never ever ever.

>> Yes. Never ever ever never [laughter]

ever

ever.

>> No. Ever. Ever. Never never never EVER

EVER.

>> NO.

>> NEVER.

>> NEVER.

>> Oh my god.

one scrap. Why is it saying 634 scrap?

Why is that the denomination?

Hold on.

Why is it giving me 634 scrap? I don't

understand. Why is that the

denomination? I don't understand.

Uh, you said that twice.

Just like a [ __ ] parrot,

[laughter]

>> guys. All right. I now have enough

subscribed to do this twice now. I have

enough subscrib to do this twice. All

right. Okay. All right. Lock in, guys.

Guys, summit did summit. [laughter] I

don't know if you got to hit a stretch

break or

>> I just got a little cooked. I'll chill.

>> I'm good. Actually,

>> I need you to

>> actually dude. You know what? I know

what came in the this random focus fuel

called peanuts colada.

>> Peanuts colada.

>> Hold on a second. Yeah, it's called

peanut colada. Use his eye.

>> It's called beta [laughter] colada.

>> It's a play on learns summit for beta

colada.

>> I know what the [ __ ] peanuts colada. I'm

not owning [laughter] colada.

>> I understand

beanina colada.

>> I I get I understand that peanut. I

appreciate the clarification. Okay. I

would destroy you. Listen, dude. You

want to play a game of Scrabble, huh? Is

that what this is getting at?

>> Oh, we scrabble it up. Are we about to

one v one scrabble competition? Oh my

gosh. I'll be a minute.

>> Turn us on. Turn us on. Uh, two speed.

Two speed. Two speed. Max speed. Max

speed.

>> Back speed. Max speed. Turn destroy.

Turn destroyed. [music]

>> [ __ ] you guys.

>> My gosh.

>> Max speed. Max speed. Max speed. Max

speed.

>> I I am. I am. It's It's on the way. It's

It's on the reverse.

We're just absolutely getting [ __ ]

Wait. Wait. Wait. Hey, why are we going

to reverse? No,

>> you thought you said back speed.

>> No, max speed, [music] not back speed.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> guys. We We got to hammer him. We got to

hammer him. There's no There's no

option. There's no option.

>> What the [ __ ] is that?

>> Guys, can I just take a moment to uh

talk with Gimmick here oneon-one?

>> Yeah, [laughter]

>> I will. And I mean this in the literal

sense in every way possible. I swear to

God,

>> I

>> and everyone else on planet Earth,

>> right,

>> has never and will never [music]

>> say the term

back speed.

>> I thought it was odd.

I thought it was weird. Thought it was

weird, but just following orders. You

say, "Captain says, "Back speed. Back

speed." I thought I made a It was a sort

of a split-second decision.

>> Mhm. Mhm. Of course.

>> So, I got on the controls and I

>> set that puppy back speed. Full back

speed.

>> Full back speed. Hey, your phone.

>> Full back speed.

>> That'll happen. That'll Hey, that'll

happen. That'll happen. Hey, common

mistake. Could have could have happened

to anyone. Could have happened to

anybody. M

>> I didn't know there was a back speed. I

didn't know there was a back speed.

>> Okay. [snorts] In retrospect

does seem [laughter]

does seem like I maybe should have

questioned it a little bit. [laughter]

>> Okay. Should have question your heart

was in the right place. Never questioned

the captain.

>> Never question.

>> But perhaps a tasteful and respectful

clarifying question follow-up question

was in order. Okay. I can actually beat

the boat.

>> [ __ ] dead.

>> Pretty pretty good. Like,

>> but I'm going to try to get you. Yeah.

I'm actually pretty darn good at it.

Yeah.

>> Wait. So, you're our

>> you're our team leader. I'm the sherpa.

I'm the team leader.

>> Dude, how much how have you let this guy

become the sherpa?

>> Are you [ __ ] joking?

>> I'm pretty I'm pretty good, boss.

>> Shut up, Peanut.

>> This guy can barely talk. Closy.

>> He had no arms and legs and he's just

we're [ __ ] Shack still run it.

>> Okay.

>> I bet he's wearing that stupid hat with

the little propeller on that

>> as well. Wait, the Fortnite skin.

>> No, I'm not wearing that. [laughter]

>> I'm not wearing that, Bos. I'm not

wearing that.

No, I'm not even wearing that. I'm

wearing a cool beanie. I'm wearing a

cool beanie, buddy. Wrong. Wrong. You're

wrong. And I'm smart. And I'm smart. And

I'm really And I'm really cool. And I'm

really good. [ __ ] everyone here. [ __ ]

all of you guys. [ __ ] you guys. [ __ ]

everyone here. [ __ ] you guys. [ __ ]

everyone here. [ __ ] you guys.

>> [ __ ] you. Hut, IS THAT YOU? HUD, IS THAT

YOU?

>> [ __ ] YOU.

>> WHAT THE [ __ ] HUT, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I

FIND A WEAPON, I'm popping your [ __ ]

I'm popping your [ __ ] like a pimple. You

better not be next to me in 5 seconds

touch

of [ __ ]

>> Oh, I ain't going to MISS MY SHOTS,

[ __ ] I AIN'T GOING TO MISS MY SHOTS. I

never miss. They call me Peter. Never

miss.

Hold on. What are you doing, bud?

>> What are you doing over here? Oh, what

that guy doing? He's descended. He's

descended.

>> You're so [ __ ] bad. You're missing

all your shots. You're missing all your

shots.

>> Hey, hold up. Did I miss this one?

>> Double check for me.

>> [ __ ]

Sir, you looking for a weapon? Cuz I got

one right here.

>> Sir, you looking for a weapon? Are you

looking for a weapon? Let's see if this

one works. Make sure I got to test it

real quick.

Yeah.

God,

move.

>> You want some of this, [ __ ] YOU WANT

SOME? HUH?

>> HEY, you want some [ __ ] You want some

[ __ ] Huh? You want some [ __ ]

>> YOU WANT SOME [ __ ] [ __ ]

HEY, I'm coming after you. I'm coming

after you. Come here. THERE'S I hope you

got I hope you GOT

>> HEY.

>> YEAH. That's why you suck. THAT'S WHY

YOU SUCK.

>> HEY,

>> YOU'RE MISSING YOUR SHOTS.

>> HOW ARE YOU NOT THAT? I WHAT the

Hey, hold on.

>> Yo, this is actually really fun. I know

who you are. Move.

>> Oh, wait. Hold on. I HAVE TO PACK THIS

BACK. JUST STAND STILL. JUST STAND

STILL, SIR. Hold on. JUST I JUST GOT TO

PACK THIS BACK. HOLD ON, SIR. HOLD ON.

WAIT A SECOND. HOLD ON. JUST JUST STAND

RIGHT STAND THERE. JUST STAND right

there. Hold on. Stand still, sir. Hold

on.

>> Got you.

>> I'm going to I'm Oh, [ __ ] There's a

real guy JUST RIGHT HERE. WHAT THE [ __ ]

HEY, [ __ ] YOU.

OH, hold on. One second. My gun jammed.

One second, sir. My gun jammed.

Hold on, sir. Hold on. Wait a minute.

a little sticky.

Why don't you use your whole mouth to

talk? You talk out the side of your

mouth. It looks stupid.

There's

[laughter]

We're [ __ ] 10 minutes into the first

stream of the week. Morty demoralized.

I'm already getting [ __ ] bullied,

man. Dude. [laughter]

All right. All right. Well, sorry about

that, B. I'll

>> I thought I thought you were going

straight for the dad with that one. Try

try again. Make say

>> How about you try to get in the [ __ ]

game first?

>> How about that?

>> All right, sidemouth talker. Why don't

you

PERSON THAT IN CONFIDENCE?

>> Get in here immediately.

>> It was a mere It was a mere stroke many

years ago.

>> What? Never been the same. It's

>> the big bags. It was the big bags. Could

you wake me?

>> They got to them.

>> You have a stroke in your sleep.

>> I've done it. Then I woke up right

before Oh, wait. No, wrong one. Um,

>> you sleep?

>> Yeah. No, not the medical one, though.

[laughter]

>> We're boosted.

>> Let's go to What does that say?

>> Sprint stuff.

That is three Fs in a row.

>> Why are we

>> That is three Fs in a row in a word. Is

that real?

>> Spring stuff.

>> Spring stuff.

>> Subar.

>> Let's go to spread spring stuff.

>> Three Fs in a row, I believe.

>> I don't think I've ever seen that.

>> Is that a thing? I

>> believe when you see three Fs in a row,

it's a Woohoo. Wait, I'm pretty sure

it's a

>> ring star. A brick.

>> Actually, I'm pretty sure when you see

three apps in a row, it's a mandatory

a

>> spring. Spring.

>> Oh, beautiful. Yes, of course. Oh, we

got a uh a pardon duke a stocking.

>> Oh my god. I've always wanted a duck and

[laughter] poop and sting.

>> We got a good and fou

and fou stout and fou and poop and

donkey.

>> We got a stout and fou and poop and d

pooping.

>> Oh my goodness.

>> Not the sting

and poop and derk and duke.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god, dude.

>> Oh no. Oh my goodness. I've been looking

for a stenos and poop and don for a long

time.

>> Long time. Many moons. I've been looking

for one of those.

>> Many moons. Odor Rosenic bid. Oh, it's a

bio emitter.

>> I think it's the healing thing. The

healing thing.

>> Oh, the stock and [ __ ] ducen.

>> Stock and [ __ ] dookan uh shooting

door.

>> Oh. Oh. Are you sure you're not

referring to the foof waffle duaf

stocking?

>> The the w the falafel waffle dookie

daughter.

>> Falafel waffle. Sunny side up. Two eggs.

Bacon on the side.

>> That's right.

>> Oh my goodness. I've been looking for

that. I've been looking for that.

>> It don't matter cuz we're the perfect

soulmate.

>> Talk to me, girl.

Baby, it's okay. You got to fly

[screaming] for me.

GOD, MY LOVE AND MY LOVE [screaming] is

free. Get it out. And we get it right.