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Peanut's Worst Nightmare | Escape From Tarkov

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Here we go. Perfect. Grab a quick helmet

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like

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a quick headset. Oh, I'm out of

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headsets. Let me talk to Baldi.

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I like how the the the the traitors are

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either bald balding Metopause or

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absolutely ridiculous handsome runway

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model. [laughter]

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Bro, you guys suck. We don't.

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Does he mean that?

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>> Oh, do you really mean that?

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>> He really means that.

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>> Do you really mean that?

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>> Cuz we don't.

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>> Cuz we don't. Cuz we don't. Cuz we

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don't.

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>> We're giving it our all.

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>> Yeah. I'm putting my whole [ __ ] into

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these raids, buddy. All right. You may

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think we're just sticking around and

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like like other stuff, too, but I'm I've

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got my whole [ __ ] into these raids.

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AND I'LL SHOW YOU. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL.

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[screaming] I'LL SHOW YOU ALL. WATCH

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THIS ONE. I'M GONNA YOU KNOW WHAT? You

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know what? I'm going to make a bet with

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the chat.

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>> Okay.

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>> By the time I get out of this next raid

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and sell all the stuff, I will have 3

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million rubles

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at the top right of my screen.

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>> I'll take that back. If I fail, I will

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whip my [ __ ] out live on stream tonight,

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June 5th, 2026.

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>> So dumb.

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>> I might

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I might

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join you in solidarity. I I if I DON'T

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EVEN GET TO TWO MAIL,

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I will get a BBL

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and a tattoo of Drake on my left cheek.

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[applause]

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Yeah, let's ride. Let's ride. Oh, great.

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The furthest spot possible. Hooray.

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>> Oil me up, bend me over, and [ __ ] me in

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for three weeks. Hey, what's up?

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>> I don't want to use oil.

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>> Doing it dry.

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>> By the way, I heard that Gingi got a

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thousand sub duties. Subarrudy duties.

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>> Oh, yeah.

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>> Hell yeah.

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>> Passed out. I I think I almost had a

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panic attack.

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>> Oh, maybe you should eat something other

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than 10 lbs of rice.

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>> Yeah, heard 10 pounds of rice is the

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best for nutrients.

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>> Might not be uh having a sinkable

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episode.

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And he doesn't even make it to

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Icebreaker.

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[snorts]

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>> We're making it that easy.

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>> Follow me, boys. Follow me, gang.

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>> Is Mr. Shady Bushy here?

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>> I don't know, but I can't wait for this

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guy around this corner to [ __ ] my ass.

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>> Oh, no. That's the regular green smoke.

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We're pretty late, so there's a fat

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chance somebody's camping this.

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Should let John sit down there and

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marinate for a bit.

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>> Oh, you could do it from up here, guys.

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Look at this. It's way safer.

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>> What?

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>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

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>> No, it's not. Look.

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>> No, John. Look.

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>> Oh, [ __ ]

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>> I bet I can. I bet I I bet I can bounce.

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It's 23. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let

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me do it. Let me do it, John. Let me do

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it. Let me do it. 23. Let me do it. Let

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me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

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Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do

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it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me

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do it. Let me do it. Let [laughter] me

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do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let

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me do

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Please help me.

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We're in. We are in. Lock it in, boys.

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All right, guys. Seriously, this this is

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what it comes down to right here.

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There's There will be no goofballing

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around. There will be no goofballing

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around. There would be none. 0%. No new

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boot goofing. John, if I see you even

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smile for one nancond,

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I am building a time machine going back

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in time and leaping across your mom's

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back to catch your dad's come in my

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mouth. Say you were never born. Do you

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understand what I'm saying to you right

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now?

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>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIER?

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>> YEAH, MY GAME CRASHED.

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>> GOOD.

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>> Something about my dad's come, but I'm

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in I'm on my desktop. We're in.

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>> All right. Lock it. Lock it.

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Oil change. That's what it was called.

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Oil change.

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Little bit of goo.

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>> All of the bosses left this map to go to

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the other ones.

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>> Oh, they're coming. They're coming.

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>> Oh, [ __ ]

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>> Knight. He's dead.

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>> Got Knight. He's dead.

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He's dead. [laughter]

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>> I'm on the move.

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I got on today thinking that won't be

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funny today. [laughter] It's funnier

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today.

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Oh my god, there's a guy right there.

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Got to be dead. Gotcha.

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I'm geared up. I'm geared up.

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Oh my god. Dude,

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why are you wearing that face mask?

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[laughter]

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You just scared the [ __ ] out of me. You

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just scared the [ __ ] out of me.

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>> 50%. You thought I was

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>> That was 50%. I was about to actually

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unload into your mouth.

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>> Run my [ __ ] pocket. [ __ ]

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>> Hey, bud.

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>> Wait, what's upstairs?

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>> I'm ready.

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Keep it together.

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>> Gingi always wants to skip the cinema.

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>> Yeah, I don't know why.

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>> This is This is absolute.

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>> He gets better every time. Look at him.

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Look at him.

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>> That's Mr. Wii.

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>> Okay. All right. Very important.

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>> Fat [ __ ] out of the hallway.

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>> HEY. HEY. I WANT THOSE FIRES TO YOU.

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Move your fat ass.

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>> NO. [ __ ] YOU GUYS. I'M GOING TO THE NEXT

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SPOT. I know where I loot is.

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Oh, she sneaky.

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[laughter]

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>> Pull back laser on your back. I don't

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care.

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NO. NO.

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LAST TIME I SLAMMED my desk, my monitors

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turned off.

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>> Here you go. Here you go.

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>> YES, JOHN. JOHN, I WILL mow you down

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right here where you stand.

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>> I'm just kid. You keep that. You keep

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that. You keep that. You're poor. You're

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poor. All right. Stand back. Stand back.

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>> Yeah. Sit in your corner.

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>> All right. Woo. Hot.

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Here [snorts] we go.

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>> Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here

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we go. Here we go. Here we go.

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>> I had a melee to give you a spanking.

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>> Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops. C. Cops. I hear

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everything.

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One survived. One survived.

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I'm on the move. I'm on the move. Stay

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back. See back this.

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I'm checking you this boy. We're

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checking

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I hit one. I hit one.

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>> John,

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>> just one more. Just one more.

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>> Okay.

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Easy that room. Tom, I want to move. I

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want to move.

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You should be fine then. Um to go and

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kill him up there.

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>> Oh, he's in the left side door, I think.

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>> He's the left side door. I don't I don't

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know if he's on top floor or second top

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though. He's right here

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>> on your floor. Yeah,

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he might be out that door on the stairs

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though.

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Oh,

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>> he's bubby. He's bubby. He's a bubby.

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He's bubby.

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Got him.

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>> We did it. Hooray.

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>> Good job, Peanut. Um, there's extra max

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down here.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Too easy. Too easy.

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>> More, boys. Oh. Oh my god. More night

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vision.

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>> That's $100,000 per night vision, boys.

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100,000.

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>> Oh my god. Oh, Gingi, you son of a

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[ __ ] You took the night vision.

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[gasps]

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>> You want the night vision here?

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>> Here you go.

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>> No.

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>> Here.

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>> Well, if you insist.

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>> Should we leave? Oh my god, guys. I have

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so much [ __ ] I have so much [ __ ]

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>> Leave and then we'll come back and then

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go kill the boss. This dude, you need

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this. You need this.

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Okay, listen. Listen. Let's leave. We'll

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come right back for the boss. Okay.

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Okay. We'll come right back. We'll come

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right back. We'll come right back. We'll

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come right back.

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>> The sound of that.

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>> Oh my god. I'VE OH, DODGE MY BACKPACK.

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>> I didn't.

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>> Nobody [laughter] did. IT'S NOT HERE.

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IT'S NOT HERE. SOMEONE STOLE IT. I mean

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>> I mean, [snorts]

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>> dude, they stole it and placed it a

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couple feet away. I They do that

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sometimes.

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Found it. That was a test. You have

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passed the test. You passed the test.

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[clears throat]

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Good work, everyone.

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Good work. Good work, everybody.

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Let's leave.

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>> Wait, what?

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>> Oh, it started. It started. It started.

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It started. It started. Oh my god. Oh my

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god. Please. Please. No idea. I was just

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kidding. Oh my god. That scared the [ __ ]

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out of me. I thought I started it and

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you guys,

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>> someone's not in the thing. Someone's

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not in the thing.

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>> We all are. No, it's just John left. We

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leave at different times.

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>> My heart just fell out of my ass. That

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was so scary.

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>> How'd it be? How'd it be?

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>> Now, watch this. I promised that that

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number up there at the top right would

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be 3 million.

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>> Oh, please tell me.

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>> Or I'd whip my [ __ ] out live on screen.

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>> Throw his [ __ ] That'd be so awesome.

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>> Okay, so watch this. I'm about to hyper

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sell this [ __ ] I'm going to make it.

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>> I'm still down 7 mil from you, Peanut.

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>> What? I DO NOTHING. I DO NOTHING.

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>> Why is it that all your friends become

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poor when the game with you?

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>> THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.

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LIAR. [screaming]

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I GOT IT. I GOT IT. [gasps]

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3.3 MILLION. YEAH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT

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RAGMAN, DIDN'T YOU, [ __ ] YOU FORGOT

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ABOUT RAGMAN, DIDN'T YOU, PUNCHY?

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>> NICE.

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HOORAY.

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All right. Now we kill the Bosch. Now we

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kill the Bosch. But seriously though,

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this time I don't care if there's 60

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seconds left on the clock. We are

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killing the Bosch this time. No doubt.

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I've never killed the Bosch. I want to

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kill the boss right here, right now.

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Tonight, this raid,

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>> I DON'T GIVE A MILLION BILLION DOLLARS.

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>> There's six bosses in there. There's not

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just one.

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>> Make it seven.

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make it.

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>> I can't wait for you to encounter them.

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You're going to scream like a little

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girl.

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>> I have encountered them three times.

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>> Then I went back to the lobby.

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>> Exactly.

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>> Immediately.

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>> Hey, hold up. Gigi's cosplaying you.

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What does that even mean?

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>> Um, is it Well, I had my arms in my

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shirt. Was that why?

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>> Think you're funny? Think you're a funny

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guy, huh? Think you're Mr. Funny Mr.

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Comedian. We got a comedian in the chat.

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We got a funny guy in the chat.

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>> I got no uh

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>> little funny guy in the chat. Little

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funny man. Little comedian in the chat

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now. [laughter]

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>> Well, you ladies, tell me what you do to

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funny guys around here. Tell me what we

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do to funny guys around here. [ __ ] UP

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MY NEXT [screaming]

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IN THE CHAT.

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Do I look amused, John?

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I look amused.

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I look amused.

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I look like I'm laughing. John, SOMETIME

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YOU THINK THERE SOME TYPE OF JOKE.

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>> LOOK, YOU GOT AN ARM.

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>> YOU THINK IT'S SOME TYPE [screaming] OF

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GAME? YOU THINK THERE'S SOME TYPE OF

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JOKE?

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[snorts]

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OH, we're red. Let's ride. Oh, goody.

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Oh, goody. We spawn on the other side of

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the map. again.

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Oh, that's so great. Oh, I feel so

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pretty.

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I feel so pretty and so special.

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>> Uh,

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my neighbor is smoking weed and is

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coming through the doggy door.

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>> You said your neighbor is smoking weed

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and crawling through your doggy door.

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>> No, no, no. And the smell, like the

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smell of it is coming to the doggy door.

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>> Oh, about to say it's time to whip out

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the nine.

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>> So bad.

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>> Time to whip out the nine, Jinzy. Okay,

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someone's breaking in. Someone's

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breaking into your house right now. This

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is

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>> I did that yesterday. I heard a big

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bang.

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But then if I did anything about it, I'd

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have to go to Texas for it to not get me

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arrested.

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>> I love living in Texas,

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>> dude. Someone could even trip and fall

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off the curb on the property and you

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[laughter] could blast them and their

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family would go to jail after they died.

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Great country of Texas. Yes sir,

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brother. Yes sir.

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Yes sir brother. Yes sir.

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Follow me boys. Follow me gentlemen.

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Explain game please. So basically,

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right, basically

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we've condensed [ __ ] and ball torture

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into a virtual interactive experience

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and and that's it.

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Good question, sir.

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Let's go to Iceberg.

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>> Let's activate a trip mine and blow us

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all the [ __ ] smitherines.

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>> Oh, fantastic.

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interacting.

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Oh, [ __ ] I just used a proto accident.

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Nice.

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>> Oh my god.

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>> What's that over there?

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>> Ow.

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>> My broken leg.

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That black leg.

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You've been naughty.

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>> Naughty boy. You're a naughty boy.

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>> Bad boy.

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>> You're a naughty boy. Very naughty. Stop

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it.

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>> I have to sit with the shilly.

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All right, let's get started, boys.

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Stand back. I'll handle the first wave.

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Oh, [ __ ] You only open the door. Jesus

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Christ.

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Right.

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Hallway clear.

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He's downstairs. I'm moving right.

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This is me. This me. Don't shoot. Don't

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shoot.

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Pew.

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>> Startled me.

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Startled me. Dizzy. Thought those were

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real bullets.

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Thought you were really shooting me and

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really killing me.

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Where are they?

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>> Would you like to know, weather, boy?

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>> I would.

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>> Door's closed. IT WAS CLOSE. OH MY GOD.

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IT'S NOT CLOSE ANYMORE.

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Got N. Got Ned. He's dead. He's dead.

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He's dead.

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>> Nice.

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>> JESUS.

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>> Killed two.

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>> Good work. Good work.

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>> Killed three.

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>> Good work.

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I did not kill four.

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>> Lock in.

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>> Killed four. Dude,

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>> why does everyone want me to kill

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How many lumens is that flashlight? They

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make one

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>> 150,000.

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>> Could you clear?

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I'll clear that hallway. Oh, [ __ ]

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It's always clear. You shouldn't shoot

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though. Gigi's on another path. We

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should go back. We should go back and

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wait for her. I'm not going to lie to

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you guys. Silly Ranger has landed. My

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reaction time is down 25%. Which is not

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going to be good [laughter] for Mr.

18:58

Wedgie. I feel like I'm going to be too

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rich by the time we get to the boss

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again. But we're doing it. No matter

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what. No matter what we do in the boss,

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guys. I don't care how much goop we

19:08

have. We're doing it.

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>> This is it, boys. This is it.

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>> This time,

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>> THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.

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THIS IS OUR MOMENT.

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[sighs]

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>> Hold on. Too shitty.

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>> You going to play with

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>> Lock it, boys. Lock it. I will lead the

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charge then. I will lead the charge.

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Nothing.

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>> I think I got a

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>> I got your

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>> Yes. Yes, ma'am.

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>> Go sit in that corner again. Okay, get

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the corder, John.

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>> Time to ride.

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>> It's over in here.

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>> Oh, okay, boys. We can't [ __ ] this up.

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>> Close the door whenever you go in.

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>> Okay. [clears throat]

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In here.

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>> All right. So, I want you to close this

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door behind me. Okay.

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>> Yeah, Gingi's doing that. I got banned

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from closing doors.

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>> Yeah, because he didn't he closed the

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wrong door last time.

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>> Yeah,

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guys, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm

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kind of drunk. Should I [laughter] be

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doing this?

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>> Yes, absolutely.

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>> I'm gonna go do a shot of tequila while

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you're doing

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>> All right. A quick lucky sip of the

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chilly before we go. Jeez, boy. Jeez.

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>> Okay, stand back.

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>> We still have an hour and a half and

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you're already drunk.

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>> Stand back. [screaming]

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STAND BACK.

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>> The professional is entering the

20:41

building. Okay, everyone stand back.

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>> All right, close the door. Close the

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door.

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>> Okay.

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[ __ ] it, boys. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it.

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>> Hooray.

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>> I I think I GOT THEM ALL. I THINK I GOT

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THEM ALL.

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>> Hell yeah. Yeah.

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>> I got to I got to fess up. There is

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nine. What?

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>> Fess up.

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>> What?

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>> We were talking earlier. We were in that

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call and you said, "Oh, you want to play

21:18

tonight?" I said, "Sir, my wife's got

21:20

work in the morning. I got a babysitter

21:23

so I can be hung over in the morning."

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>> HELL YEAH. HELL YEAH, BROTHER.

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>> Hell yeah, brother. Time to SMOKE

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CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE.

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>> TIME TO SMOKE CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE.

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>> HELL YEAH.

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>> BABYSITTER'S OVER. TIME TO SMOKE

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CIGARETTES IN YOUR HOUSE. Smoke

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cigarettes in your house.

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>> It's called responsible parenting.

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Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in my

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house.

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Oh, I love smoking cigarettes in MY

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HOUSE.

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OH, I love smoking cigarettes. I love

22:06

smoking cigarettes. I love smoking

22:09

cigarettes in my house.

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>> Smoking till the walls turn brown.

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>> I'M PRETTY SURE MY WALL USED TO BE a

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different color.

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But I've been smoking cigarettes in my

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house. I've been smoking cigarettes in

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my house. I've been smoking cigarettes

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in my house.

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Gigi, what number did you use for that

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one?

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>> Little shop 389.

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>> Oh, there wasn't 86.

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>> That has multiple.

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>> We're getting a lot of M581, right?

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>> 675.

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>> Look at that. [laughter] Look at that

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right here.

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Kind of juicing right now. I'm kind of

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juicing. Gi, how was your around the bar

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thing?

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That was great. I love that.

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>> Look at Douche.

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>> Me and Peanut had a good time, too.

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>> Wait, you were there when he was doing

23:10

it.

23:10

>> Yeah,

23:11

>> that's hilarious.

23:13

>> We get there and we start walking in and

23:15

we both look at each other and go, "Oh

23:17

[ __ ] now we have a car here." So, I

23:19

just watched while he got drunk. Thanks

23:22

for driving my car, Bos.

23:24

Oh my god, he made more night vision.

23:27

I'm getting so rich. I'm getting so

23:29

rich. I'm getting [laughter] so rich.

23:32

Might

23:32

>> just take a dabble.

23:34

[ __ ] yourself and die.

23:36

>> Oh. Oh, sorry. B.

23:40

>> Oh my god, I'm getting so

23:42

>> Oh my gosh, these guys are actually on a

23:45

different level right now.

23:48

>> Oh god. Yeah, on Jed.

23:56

Oh my god. I'm going to go. I I

23:59

genuinely have so Oh my god. I know how

24:03

to get even more.

24:05

Oh my god. I know how to get even more.

24:07

I'm about to be so rich.

24:11

Oh, and I found more nightm. Oh my

24:12

[laughter] god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

24:16

my god. Oh my god. Guys, I have 93.5 kg.

24:19

I'm red right now. I genuinely have

24:21

probably $4 million worth of [ __ ] on me

24:24

right now. I'm not even joking. I'm not

24:25

even joking. I'm not even joking.

24:28

Oh my god. Look at that.

24:32

Look at that.

24:36

We're red.

24:38

We're red.

24:41

We're red. We're red. We're red. We're

24:44

red. We're still doing the boss, though.

24:46

I don't care if I lose every single

24:48

piece. Every single item I've got, we're

24:50

killing this boss.

24:52

>> Come on. [laughter] I'm so [ __ ] fat

24:55

full of [ __ ] I have millions of dollars

24:59

on each me.

25:00

Oh, what is that? What prize do you have

25:03

for me here, sir? Oh, okay. You're a

25:06

[ __ ] and I hate you.

25:07

>> I didn't mean that. I didn't mean to

25:08

drop it. You fat [ __ ]

25:10

>> [ __ ] yourself. I COULD I NEED MORE.

25:14

>> I NEED MORE. [screaming] I NEED MORE.

25:17

>> I NEED MORE.

25:22

>> I'm going drop this here temporarily.

25:23

John, if I even see you smell my

25:26

backpack,

25:28

I will tie each of your limbs to four

25:31

separate horses and rip you apart.

25:33

>> Oh, dude. Do something that's not going

25:35

to turn me on.

25:37

>> I'm still too fat even without the

25:38

backpack.

25:40

>> I'm going to drop this weapon as well.

25:43

There we go. I'm good now. All right,

25:44

let's move. Let's move. All right, you

25:47

killed everyone up top, right?

25:48

>> Do you have no armor or is that a myth?

25:50

>> No, I have armor. All right, everybody's

25:52

up top. Okay, good.

25:54

>> Yeah, but there's still the ones down

25:55

below,

25:58

>> dude. Oh my [laughter] [ __ ] god.

26:02

>> Oh my gosh. I'm about to die.

26:06

>> Don't peek. Don't peek.

26:07

>> They're like all standing right there.

26:09

They They almost killed me.

26:12

Oh, I'm stuck. What? I'm actually stuck.

26:16

What the heck? Okay, come back up.

26:19

>> Oh, [ __ ]

26:20

>> Yeah. Don't Don't peek either side.

26:22

Don't peek either side.

26:26

>> Are you okay?

26:27

>> Jesus Christ.

26:30

>> I'm good. I'm good.

26:31

>> I need to find a heavy blade. Hold on.

26:35

Okay, we got one.

26:42

Okay, I don't think they can [music] see

26:43

through the smoke now.

26:46

>> Are we sure about that?

27:00

What?

27:02

What?

27:05

What?

27:08

What?

27:10

While she's out there battling 12 very,

27:14

very brawling men, I'm just battling

27:16

people asking me to murder you.

27:19

Stop.

27:20

>> Don't do it, John. Don't do it.

27:23

John, what I want you to do. All right.

27:26

This is the Titanic. I'm the lady and

27:28

you're Jack. No, wait. No. I'm Jack and

27:30

you're the lady. I want you to go right

27:33

there and pretend you're the lady for 5

27:36

seconds.

27:36

>> Wait. Give me Give me

27:38

>> It's like Oh, [ __ ]

27:41

>> Grenade.

27:44

>> Are you winning, John?

27:46

>> Why are they being like this? They are

27:48

being super like aggro

27:52

compared to what they normally are.

27:55

>> No reinforcements required.

28:01

>> What the hell is that guy doing?

28:05

>> He's I think he's trying to shoot John

28:07

through the door or something.

28:09

>> Oh, we peaked this without getting shot.

28:19

Oh my gosh, these guys are actually

28:21

crazy.

28:24

>> What the hell are they shooting at?

28:26

>> I have no idea.

28:39

>> I can't cheat out there.

28:46

I've got some grenades. Should I th

28:47

those grenades?

28:49

>> Hold on.

28:51

>> LeBron James.

29:25

I don't know if this smoke is working,

29:26

boss. We might just have to place.

29:31

>> Yeah, they all went around the right

29:32

side, I think.

29:34

>> Hey, we push. We throw one more grenade,

29:36

then we push. Yeah.

29:38

>> Yeah, I don't have any nades, though.

29:39

Oh,

29:40

>> LeBron James.

29:49

>> Locked in. Locked in.

30:02

>> One down.

30:03

>> Nice. They're pushing.

30:05

>> Oh my god. It sounds like a buffalo.

30:10

Two down, three down.

30:14

>> Four down.

30:23

>> Jesus Christ. I'm being so weird.

30:26

>> Go. You go back. You go back. I'm going

30:27

to pack a bag. Oh my goodness.

30:31

This is getting intense. This is getting

30:33

intense.

30:35

>> Wait. When your arm is like when you

30:39

surf kit your arm like two times.

30:41

>> Yeah.

30:41

>> Your arm stem goes down really fast now.

30:45

>> Is that a thing?

30:48

>> I think that's a thing. B

30:50

>> I think that I think it's a thing.

30:53

>> I'm packing a quick light.

30:54

>> It kind of feels like it because my arm

30:57

stam just can't stay up. Guys,

30:59

>> we we got to turn on the turbo. We got

31:00

to turn on the turbo. We got We got 18

31:02

bits left. We got to move. I'm going

31:04

throw a grenade to go down there.

31:06

Okay.

31:08

>> LeBron James.

31:16

>> I think they're all on the right.

31:29

>> Yeah, they are. I hear two over here.

31:48

Yeah, there's going to be a lot down

31:49

that hallway on the other side.

31:55

>> Oh, wait, wait. Can we see it? Can we

31:57

see it? We see it. I'm wait till he

31:58

rotates.

31:59

Okay.

32:01

>> Bastard.

32:03

Going. Going. Got two. Got three. Got

32:07

four.

32:12

>> Gotcha.

32:12

>> My arm steam drains so [ __ ] fast. I

32:16

don't understand. It's [music] like I'm

32:17

bugged or something.

32:21

>> That might be all of them. I don't know

32:22

though.

32:26

>> It's not.

32:40

Hey, that's it. Hey, that's it. We're

32:41

good. We're good. Oh my god.

32:42

>> Yep.

32:45

[snorts]

32:45

>> That was a little stressful.

32:46

>> Yeah, that was pretty tough for me.

32:49

>> Yeah. Thanks, John. Thanks for all the

32:50

help out there. I appreciate it.

32:52

Let's ride.

33:02

GG ready. B

33:04

>> packing a mag.

33:07

>> Remember, don't walk through the that

33:09

door. You h you have to disarm. Not that

33:12

one, but like the the one to where the

33:15

bosses are.

33:16

>> Mhm.

33:16

>> Um you have to disarm the gas nade.

33:19

>> I see one right here. I have a gas

33:21

match. I don't need to do that, right?

33:22

Well, you definitely still should

33:24

because John doesn't have the gas mask.

33:27

>> God, you [ __ ] GO GRAB THAT GAS MASK.

33:29

I'm throwing smoke. I'm throwing smoke.

33:31

Here we go. Here we go. Smoke out.

33:36

To fill up.

33:42

Yeah. How many? There's five people back

33:44

here. Exactly, right?

33:45

>> Yes. Five bosses.

33:49

>> I see one. Oh my god. That's Wedge.

33:51

That's wedge.

33:53

>> Do I need to go get a gas mask?

33:56

>> I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I got wedge. I got

33:58

wedge. No way. We did it.

34:06

>> Wait. Eight bosses when you were a trio.

34:09

What?

34:10

>> That's liberal propaganda.

34:12

>> So five is for a duo.

34:23

You have me the the smoke grenade.

34:31

5 to 7 for a trio. I Dude, I have no

34:34

idea.

34:40

Wait, I can't see down there. I'm going

34:41

to wait. I think I think Wedge is dead,

34:43

though. I think Wedge is dead.

34:45

>> You have a flashlight?

34:46

>> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. It was too far down. I I

34:48

think I'm going to throw another smoke.

34:49

Well, first we should peek the door real

34:50

quick. See if any of that. You know what

34:52

I mean? All right. Is when the smoke

34:53

clears, I want you to look down that

34:55

hallway and see if you die.

34:59

>> Okay.

34:59

>> Really quickly though, I'm talking less

35:01

than a quarter of a second. Just whoop

35:02

like that. Okay. Whoop. Like that.

35:05

>> Cuz if there is someone there, you will

35:07

instantiate.

35:08

>> Okay. Perfect. I'll let you know, boss.

35:10

>> Go, John. Go. Isn't he stunning and

35:13

brave?

35:17

See what?

35:20

You' be dead by now if you shot one.

35:21

>> Nah, he's dead down there.

35:23

>> Wait, wait. I think the next smoke we

35:24

throw in this door on the right. Right.

35:26

Gymnasium.

35:31

Smoking up. Smoking.

35:34

Well, I'm throwing at the next door real

35:35

quick.

35:40

I was going to throw out the door on the

35:42

right.

35:44

Let's not get sloppy.

35:46

>> I want to get sloppy.

35:47

>> All right.

35:47

>> You need another smoke.

35:49

>> That did go out the door on the right.

35:52

>> Fire in the hole.

35:54

>> Oh, [ __ ]

35:58

>> You good? I'm good. I'm good.

36:03

>> One's going. One's going.

36:10

>> Okay. Come on.

36:18

Where's she at?

36:21

We talking

36:23

>> exploring.

36:25

>> OH MY GOD, IT KEEPS BOUNCING. I JUST

36:27

WASTED THREE SMOKES.

36:30

>> Frag out.

36:31

>> Okay.

36:34

All right.

36:36

I have two smokes left. I've wasted

36:38

three smokes.

36:40

Don't know what the hell is going on

36:41

here. Okay, they threw their own smoke.

36:44

Wait, hold up. That's our smoke. That's

36:46

our smoke.

36:47

>> That's a gas move.

36:49

>> I'm doing my smoke. Underhead this time.

36:53

>> [ __ ] kill me.

36:56

Literally kill me. Oh my god.

36:58

That might work. That might work. That

37:00

might work. That might work.

37:09

>> Okay.

37:11

All right. Excellent.

37:16

Another one down. Another one down.

37:31

I can't tell if they're in here.

37:34

Either is cuz I see a red light.

37:40

Throwing frag

37:44

he's dead.

37:45

>> He's throwing a frag.

37:47

>> Hey, that was him. I got an achievement.

37:49

I got the achievement. I got

37:50

achievement.

37:54

Wait, how did I get flashed?

37:56

>> How many did you kill?

37:57

>> Threeart.

38:02

>> That's good. I'm out of energy. I'm

38:03

about to get energy. I need food. I need

38:05

food cuz we got five [ __ ] minutes. I

38:06

need food. I need food. Do you need

38:08

food?

38:08

>> There's There's anywhere from 1 to 16

38:10

more. We should be good.

38:13

>> We got to move. We got to move. I got

38:14

three. How many? There's five more,

38:15

right? Five.

38:17

>> You want me to kill them or are you

38:18

going to

38:19

>> kill them? Kill them. Kill them.

38:24

[music]

38:29

>> Are you winning, Jan?

38:31

That's already

38:37

I'm going to Oh, wait. The smoke. Hold

38:39

on.

38:46

>> Is

38:49

Oh [ __ ] he's right there. Okay,

38:52

there's two more. [music] There's one in

38:55

or three more.

38:57

>> Yeah. How many did you kill?

39:00

How many went dead?

39:04

Where are we?

39:06

>> Got him. J. Got him.

39:08

>> Okay.

39:10

>> One in this corner.

39:11

>> I can't tell though. Do I be in the next

39:14

room?

39:15

>> I kill him.

39:16

>> Nice work. Nice work. Is that everybody?

39:18

>> I think that's all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

39:21

>> Do we do it? Do we do it?

39:23

>> I think so.

39:24

>> Oh, we're the winners. We're the

39:27

winners.

39:30

Hooray. [screaming]

39:31

Get the goo. with you. WE GOT 4 MINUTES.

39:32

WE GOT 4 MINUTES. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.

39:35

WAIT, which one's Wedge? Which one's

39:37

Wedge? Wedge.

39:38

>> Uh, it might be the one out in the

39:39

hallway. Check Check this guy first

39:40

before I loot him.

39:41

>> Okay. Right here.

39:44

>> Oh, that's him.

39:46

Oh, this is the big boy. This is the big

39:49

boy. This is the big boy.

39:51

Oh, BUT LOOK AT THAT RIG. HOLY [ __ ]

39:54

IT'S GOT INFINITE SPACE.

39:58

SCORE. 3 minutes 48 seconds, boys. How

40:00

we even Have we called the helicopter

40:02

yet? John, can you go back and call the

40:04

helicop Oh my OH MY GOD. 4 OH MY

40:06

[screaming] GOD. 4,500 USD AND 5,000.

40:10

Holy [ __ ]

40:13

Guys, we should go back and call the

40:14

thing. I vote John. I vote John. Okay,

40:17

let me get two more things to go and I

40:18

will.

40:19

>> I'm just going to go back and call it.

40:21

>> We got to get out of here. John, 250.

40:23

215. 215. Move. Move. Move. Move. Go go

40:26

go go go go go go.

40:31

Go, John. Go, go, go, [screaming] go,

40:33

go.

40:36

>> Don't forget the stuff that you left

40:38

here.

40:44

>> I I don't know if I'm going to make it.

40:45

I don't think I'm going to make it.

40:47

>> There you are.

40:49

>> Cuz I I have to sort when I get back. I

40:50

have to sort when I get back. I have to

40:51

sort out that thing.

40:55

>> Just leave. Don't Don't sort. Just

40:57

leave. No, I I I I'm talking about I

40:59

don't have enough space not to sword.

41:02

>> It's fine. It's fine. I'll figure it

41:03

out. I'll figure it out.

41:04

>> Other stuff is what I'm saying.

41:05

>> I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out.

41:07

>> GET TO THE TOP. GET TO THE TOP.

41:09

>> OH MY GOSH. I'm stressed out.

41:14

Can I leave?

41:15

>> Yes.

41:18

Minute and 10 seconds.

41:19

>> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

41:22

>> You still have to come over here,

41:24

though.

41:24

>> Don't worry. I'm good. I'm good. I'm

41:25

good.

41:29

Oh,

41:32

I'm b I'm bing. I got it. I got it. I

41:34

got it. I got it.

41:36

50 seconds.

41:46

40 seconds.

41:48

>> I'm going to I'm going to I got it. I

41:48

got it. I got it.

41:52

>> Oh my gosh.

41:53

>> Oh, I'm not going to make it. Oh my god.

41:56

Peanut.

41:57

>> How much time is it to take the extra?

41:58

How much time to take the extract? How

42:00

much time?

42:01

>> 6 seconds.

42:05

>> No. 9 seconds. It's 9 seconds. Oh my

42:07

gosh. You have 20 seconds. You have 20

42:09

seconds.

42:09

>> I got this. I got this. I GOT THIS.

42:11

>> I THINK YOU HAVE IT. I THINK you have

42:12

it. Please just press the button. Oh my

42:14

gosh.

42:16

>> IT'S NOT SHOWING UP. IT'S NOT SHOWING

42:18

UP. It's not showing up. It's not

42:20

showing up. It's not showing up. It

42:22

didn't show up. Do you have money?

42:26

>> Yes.

42:28

Oh my god.

42:30

>> It's the other side. Tina, you went to

42:32

the wrong side.

43:20

Yeah,

43:21

that'll happen.

43:24

That'll happen. Nothing to worry about.

43:28

Just a game, guys. No need to worry.

43:30

Nothing to worry about, guys. No big

43:32

deal. No big deal, guys. No big deal.

43:38

No big deal. No big deal.

43:43

[ __ ] [screaming]

43:48

Exhale rate. Everybody, good work out

43:52

there.

43:53

>> I'm dead inside. I'm dead inside. I'm

43:56

getting a BBL and I'm moving to France.

43:59

I AH [screaming]

44:05

that was that backpack was WORTH MORE

44:08

THAN EVERYTHING I HAVE. [screaming]

44:11

THAT WAS WORTH MORE THAN EVERYTHING I

44:14

HAVE.

44:18

Oh my god.

44:19

>> Heard that it's a bug.

44:20

>> Guys, I have extracted from that side of

44:23

the helicopter every time. That's where

44:25

I always extract.

44:27

>> Why? So, apparently you can, but it's a

44:30

bug. What you got was a bug.

44:33

>> Oh, great. Oh, well, now that you put it

44:35

that way. Oh, why did you just say it

44:37

like that? [ __ ] [screaming]

44:39

OH, WORD. OH, GUYS. GUYS, YOU HEAR THAT?

44:42

OH, no need to worry, guys. Just a bug.

44:46

Oh, just a bog. [applause]

44:50

That's it. I'm ripping my [ __ ] off live

44:53

on stream.

44:55

I'm attaching the tip of my [ __ ] to the

44:58

back of a Ford F-150 and I'm putting a

45:00

brick on the gas.

45:02

I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I'VE HAD JUST

45:04

[screaming] ABOUT ENOUGH OF THESE BUGS.

45:09

>> I'm going to piss my [laughter]

45:12

feel I feel lightheaded, dude. I

45:17

cannot believe that.

45:21

Why?

45:22

WHY ME? WHY NOT DO THAT TO OR something

45:27

[ __ ] you? [laughter]

45:31

Oh, by the way, guys, I know it's not

45:34

really a lot compared to what we lost,

45:36

but I did stick €10,400 in my ass. So,

45:41

>> oh my gosh.

45:42

>> Yeah, that makes up for two AND A HALF

45:45

MILLION DOLLAR THAT WAS IN YOUR BACK.

45:48

>> It was way more than two and a half

45:49

million. Way more. Way more. I had two

45:52

and a half million in [ __ ] night

45:54

vision goggles. I also have $4,500 US in

45:58

my ass and I have a key card thing. So,

46:00

that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

46:02

>> Okay. Okay.

46:04

>> That's okay, guys. Honestly.

46:07

Okay. I'm just coping. All right. You

46:08

got me. You got [laughter] me. I'm

46:09

coping.

46:12

>> Never back down. Number one, you go [ __ ]

46:14

yourself. You go [ __ ] yourself.

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