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2.2 IS OUT???? FIRST IMPRESSIONS | Geometry Dash

12:10EnglishTranscribed Jul 28, 2026
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[Music]

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I think it's out I checked Twitter and

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Rob top said check Steam and I check my

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steam as one does and it says update

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cued I am not kidding anymore apparently

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the update is out 2. I'm going to open

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the game and what I'm going to find is

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2.2 I slept for like 3 hours last night

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but who cares about that right that

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doesn't matter tell me what does this

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say right now it says update like real

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update it's real I'm going to PR I'm

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really I don't believe this is to be

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possible am I

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[Music]

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okay what do you mean how do I fix it

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what is the wrong dll it's here wait

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it's happening it's launching it

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launched now I'm in

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2.2 what the [ __ ] h holy [ __ ] J what the

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f what I got a swing copter oh oh my

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[ __ ] god um I'm stuck in 60 FPS how

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do I fix this unlock FPS it won't let me

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go to this right hold the F okay okay

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let's go right let's start we let's

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begin let's enter the level does this

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still work does my save device still

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work what is that

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what is that what am I

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doing um this is too comp we need to use

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the practice where are my all my

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buttons oh I don't I know to practice

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dude practice music hack is gone okay

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okay okay we need to okay breathe

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breathe breathe breathe breathe um hey

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guys so I went from chilling yeah why

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would you go up there and hanging out to

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now I'm talking to everyone probably I'm

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probably talking to the whole everyone

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right now I'm mean

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the

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it's real it's happening it's actually

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I'm what am I doing I can't I'm shaking

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so hard like

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I I don't get oh no don't hit the ones

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with the skull you [ __ ] I could do all

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these actions

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[Applause]

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like dude I'm using the Swing

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Copter what I am I can't believe this I

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need to calm down this is too much it

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feels good it feels good I it dude it

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feels so good that swing copter first

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impression it feels great

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this wi copter looks like it's going to

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take a while to get used to I mean look

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how look look how the gravity works I

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don't know I still think I'll prefer the

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old wi copter it feels great is there a

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secret path I my celest friend was like

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there's a path down there dude what is

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happening holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I got the we

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got oh we got we got the we got the wind

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in this mfer

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okay okay wait wa okay let me order food

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one second let me I'm not leaving my

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house leaving my house is a past me

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issue this new version of me is not

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leaving my house anytime soon I am so

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excited I am going started texting my

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mom in fact I still might okay we we

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need to find coins there's coins in this

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right [ __ ] any other game that isn't

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this forever so the the game plan for

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the next two days is completely new oh I

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found one I found one Chad what do you

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want me to actually do there's no way

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this is a real timing right now you're

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not making me do this silent club step

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ass timing what is the real answer to

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thism BM Oh okay okay okay you think

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they'll be visible on the screen or do I

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have to like do some offscreen BS for to

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find them I'm only at 30 it's Pro it's

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definitely probable that I just haven't

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run into it yet I don't see nothing that

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could even resemble a coin am I an idiot

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am I getting baited like super hard I

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don't see it there's a different color

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one how is am I color blind now oh wait

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I see I wait wait wow that was hor is

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that really what I have to do like that

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one what that's okay thank you honestly

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thank you for helping what is that

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Matt's asking if it wants to VC let's

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get into VC with Matt ASAP where's where

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is

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Mattan Matt Matt Matt it's real Matt

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it's real and you're the best also if

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you noticed what's going on today was he

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waiting for me I don't understand he was

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waiting dude he Matt was the Catalyst of

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2.2 it's proof the roll had to go to

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someone the roll had to go to someone

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chat by the way that's what I giv you a

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coin when you do that okay we guys we

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know everything I can beat the level now

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this is awesome this is so

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good

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Geometry

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Dash we did it let's go what is that

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what is that object all right the tower

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I think I'm going in here man you were

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playing platform it's

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real oh and I just respawned dude I'm

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actually playing platformer bro get the

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practice music hack pass in the diamond

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shop wait what th I have more than a

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thousand buddy it like glitch what does

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this practice me what do you mean I

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don't enough diamonds I don't have

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enough diamonds to get this practice

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music cat how do you get diamonds dude

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let me just can I get can I buy all the

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expensive ones so I don't have to sit

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through wait I get diamonds from this

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okay so it wasn't all for nothing I'm

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just going to spam open the the big ones

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yeah no no no I'm getting so many

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diamonds from this oh my god dude it's

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like the music unlocker yeah I do that's

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definitely the most important thing to

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buy dude look at my daily chat look at

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my daily we give this one

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try all right why I guess that's what

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they replac it with all right see we got

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it's hard guys I have a confession I

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have no idea how to do the ending of

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this level so I'm definitely going to

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die wait a second I tedx dude wait can

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you screen share okay I want to I want

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to find out the interactions with the

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new game mode Let's I'm going to move

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this what that's the angle angle at all

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anyone ever tell you you're really

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gifted with the editor this is crazy

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rest in peace everyone who had a project

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that didn't finish in time me I had no

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project didn't finish in time in fact I

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I turned in my frozen cave assignment at

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the buzzer five and then we're going to

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make a four time apparently you you can

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go left in the editor like like you can

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drag and go left in the editor this

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doesn't look like four time speed what's

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going on no this oh it's time warp oh

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right what's wrong here you you can go

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back now can you go back and just get

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like netive 50% no there's like a

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there's like a trigger that reverses

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your direction I don't know if I want to

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figure that out right now wait what does

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this look

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like that would be such a cool like last

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click wait people are going to make such

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cool things I can't wait okay you know

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you could just go above those spikes

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probably I'll wait I'll try that

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actually I mean assuming it's a thing

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still oh wait not not like

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that it oh it's not oh my God they fixed

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it chronical depression definitely still

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works chat yeah it seems to work still

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yeah you can do all that I guess it's

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fine it's all it's all right they're

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saying windy landscape is bugged try

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that let's see if it's as bugged so to

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say wait this this can't be the bug oops

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I can't jump wait is this is this the

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bug this is the bug I think I think this

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is the bug I don't think you can jump

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anymore windy landscape is broken in 2.2

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guys it's over okay I am reopening the

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game ladies and gentlemen you guys ready

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I I Ms in 2.1 yeah is cool I have old

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old step what's up man the game the game

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has been updated how you enjoying your

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time no way you got bold step out in

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here we're going to see a lot of names

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we haven't seen in a quite long time

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reappear very soon I'm definitely going

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to die in this part CH oh my god oh no

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Wy Wy or Wy not mly yeah I I haven't

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seen mly in a long time Wy I'm not

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trying to insult you you're cool too but

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but oh my God W Wy Wy I want you to

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listen to what mattress said he he said

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but there's nothing else need to be said

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so cool but I'm old so the person in

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call their name is Diamond GD they

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verified top and circles wrong one are

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you sure I would know if you were the

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wrong one this came out of the perfect

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time for us we got like a week oh we got

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a week and then we going to go see

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everyone it's Happy Time fun land for us

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okay chat I swear to God I'm not going

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to die in the six star or whatever this

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is anymore no no no I'm doing like this

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Rainbow Road one and I keep dying to the

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UFO at the ending that's a lie okay we

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just have to like think about each input

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very how do you do that Grandpa demon

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didn't drop guys this up sucks there's

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no grandpa demon difficulty oh my God

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guys this is so far from me I beat it I

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beat it I beat it fine I'll watch the

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robtop video cuz I was like you need to

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watch this what is it there a robtop

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video okay I can't wait for there to be

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like is I know what's going to happen

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we're going to fight you the just shapes

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and beats enemy how do I damage

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you no yeah my something my set of as

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hard my hardest Celeste accomplishment

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was intermediate hard side not complete

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so this guy doesn't hasn't done his

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laser attack one time in this mode yet

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and he's dead now embarrassing h no

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don't do that oh I'm sure I'm sure it is

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don't use those words around me bro yeah

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I'll play a really annoying platform of

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level nope game it happened again why

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why does this happen why does it copy

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and paste game I don't understand this I

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still don't understand oh wow this is

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really something man uh what do I want

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to do though can I this is an item I can

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use help there's nothing to

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do what oh I okay these Corner jumps

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seem consistent like you could get

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really good at them wow stopping is

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really hard like stopping at a dime like

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that by the way I think the itinerary

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for tomorrow is we're going to we're

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going to spend the entire day making a

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troll level in the platformer mode and

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then trying to get people to play

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it we're going to make something really

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messed up like something that like is it

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physically hard but like you're going to

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regret opening that level did I be

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it yay wait draa has one the wrong stop

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getting game so okay seriously I need to

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like understand why this is happening

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cuz I don't understand what is copy and

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paste in game into the keyboard like I

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don't understand where it's coming from

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cuz it's coming from something po

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box what do you do what are you doing

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this wait okay what do you do it all I

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can't see the update's been out for not

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enough time for you to have reasonably

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created this this concoction did I get a

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hit the

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video you got to hit that go there what

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was that move how did you create this

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with such speed like it's not out that

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long man why do you like double click

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there draa dude you should help me

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actually I need I need ideas like this

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cooking up cuz I want to make a level

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like a like a troll level in platform

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mode for like all the content creators

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to play cuz they're going to be like oh

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the Pate a level and then it's just like

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the most time wasting nonsense ever made

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like just like not hard but just like oh

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my God but just like engaging enough

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that you keep trying to play

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[Music]

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it sounds like a pretty good idea

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[Music]

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actually yes yes oh my god dude oh my

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God all right gang I think I think this

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is the end for now man wow that was a

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lot that was Peak that was Peak well

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ladies and gentlemen the update is out

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2.2 has released and everything is

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different forever I beat all the

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gauntlets and I did all the main level

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stuff with the tower and everything so

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tomorrow and the next for the future

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we're just going to be screwing around

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the editor trying to figure out how to

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make a good troll level because I want

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to have some fun with it see what we can

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do we'll try to make something that's

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not the worst ever but you know so far

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the update's Great are different I'm not

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sure how I feel about them yet uh but we

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got we got plenty more time to figure

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out how we feel about it so this is

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happening so have a good night guys take

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care

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