PEANUT'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS | PART 9

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out the 5 minutes record.

Hold up. Wait a minute. We did something

wrong.

It's always good to look back at what

you did and learn from it. What did we

do there? What did we do wrong?

>> I followed you.

>> Okay. Don't do that again.

>> Can we just dial a phone in my

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>> What the hell is happening?

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>> What are you talking about, dude? You're

scaring me. Right after that,

>> the Powerball just started playing in my

ear that I got shot.

>> Where the heck did Peanut go?

>> I'm going to yonder.

>> Oh, he's

>> he's going to die in a couple seconds.

>> I'm over yonder. I'm over yonder.

>> Yeah, he's going to be like, "Where were

you guys at?"

>> All right, buddy.

Hi, buddy.

>> Oh, I see him. I see him.

>> Uh, where she what?

>> He's up at the tower.

>> Really, dude?

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[Laughter]

Like the weather tower. Wait, what?

>> Gingi peanut. Play the play the play the

platform. Play the open platforms. You

guys are all going to die. You're all

going to die.

>> Nah,

>> I don't think so. Oh, I'm dead. All

right. Most kills this game wins the

game. Oh my god. There's a guy with a

bomb gun.

Whoa. Bang gun, too.

That's all you, big man.

>> Go, go, go.

Holy [ __ ] I'm not making it.

Oh my god. Maybe even spend so much time

[ __ ] around with the BTR.

Holy [ __ ]

This is This is on you. This is on you,

buddy. I This is This is This is on you.

This one's on. We spent 20 minutes

sticking around with the BTR.

>> Wonder what your family thinks about not

being able to eat this week.

>> Yeah. [ __ ] them. That that that

>> should have got a gold. Should have

blessed me with the luck to get a gold.

[ __ ] him. That's what I say.

>> Eating that.

>> Get ready to eat that ramen. Get ready

to eat that ramen in a 95° Fahrenheit

house, you piece of [ __ ]

>> You don't even got to [ __ ] boil it.

Just put it on the couch for 2 minutes.

>> Yeah. Throw that [ __ ] on the TV for 2

and 1/2 minutes and start munching cuz

that's what you're eating tonight.

Oh my god.

All right, dude. I think I think I've

got to I think I've got to get off here.

I think I've got I have to one more

case. Actually, let's do one more. There

you go. There you go. Use that.

Get your pockets ready.

I was just grabbing it.

>> All right, get yourself nice and feel

healthy now. Feeling healthy. Okay.

Okay. I got a black dead, but Okay.

Okay. Okay. Let's go.

I'm feeling good.

>> I know how to fix that.

Let's leave.

Well, well, well, well.

Oh my god.

Jesus Christ.

This game is a horror game.

That's I'm tell That's not funny. If I

had heart problems, I'd be dead right

now.

I'd be dead.

Oh [ __ ] Hold up. He's giving out free

hand jobs.

Oh, he's all tuckered out. Better pay

him.

Don't spin it all in one place. Border

Agent Wow said, "Hey man, just found

your channel from YouTube channel called

Fieldies. They made a video of your

clips and it's over 526K

views and is funny as hell."

>> Fieldies.

Is that

field?

>> What? A guy named Fieldies.

Oh, wait. [ __ ]

>> Oh, [ __ ] No. I think I fell for

something. Oh no. John. John, is there a

YouTube account called Feel these?

Quickly. Quickly check it. I'm looking.

I'm looking. I didn't fall for anything.

I didn't involve anything.

>> I'm not seeing anything, John. I'm not

seeing anything.

>> Look. Look up field. And then I'll look

up field. Field. Feel these. It's a

promo. 2D 2D animation live action. Uh,

jungle square. Video on me. Tell me

there's a video on me. Tell me there's a

video on me. Is there a video on me?

What the? Uh,

>> no.

No,

>> they got me, John. They got me.

>> You've been bamboozled, my friend. Thank

god he's still on it, though. Let me

tell you, it's lessening the effect.

Honestly, I'm able to mentally prepare

myself for what I know is most certainly

coming.

>> A few minutes later, border agent W said

field is nuts.

>> [ __ ] you, buddy. [ __ ] you.

I could have swore I heard shots over

there. Did you?

>> Yep. Well, yep.

>> Are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm all right. A little injured.

>> Hey,

cut that out.

>> Don't I got him.

>> Did you grenade?

>> You missed

little man.

You missed, little man.

You missed. John, chuckle with me.

I'm dead.

Should I get Tarov chat? Never played

it. Yes, she absolutely. Absolutely.

I'll tell you what I tell everyone that

comes in here. You don't want to

purchase it if you're having a lot of

fun on other games. You want to wait

till you're at your lowest point. All

right? Right after your wife divorces

you.

Right after you lose your job,

right after you lose your kids in a

custody battle. She That's

prime time. That's prime time. As soon

as any of those things happen or all of

them in combination, a little combo, you

want to boot up the old fungus and start

playing. That's what That's prime time.

That's prime time.

What we heard? What we heard?

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What? What?

What the hell was that? We just hide.

He's right there. He's right there.

Okay, it's him right there. John, follow

me quickly. Follow me.

Go, go, go, go.

I thought that was a real guy. All

right, go in here and take a left.

Oh, [ __ ]

Yeah,

>> guys.

Yeah,

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

I'm winning. I'm winning.

Take that wall. Oh,

first off, why was everyone in there

absolutely homeless?

>> Don't know what that was all about.

>> I'm not Were we in a soup kitchen?

Nobody had anything.

You see that?

What the hell was that? And they were

all But there were so many men in the

showers.

Rhonda needs a drink. Rhonda's had

enough to drink. She's flushed her

[ __ ] about nine times just tonight.

Trying to get a free drink. Yeah,

Rhonda. I don't want your torn up meat

sandwich. Your number seven from Arby's

won't get you a free margarita.

>> No, thank you. No, thank you. I don't

want your horseeradish beef crisis, you

stupid [ __ ]

>> I feel like that was a little too mean

for Rhonda. Rhonda, I'm so sorry.

Rhonda, I'm so sorry. I'm going through

something right now.

>> Sorry, guys. I'm going through something

personal and I think I reflected that on

top of Rhonda. I think I'm going through

some personal battles therapy and I

Ronda, I'm sorry I took that on you.

Rhonda, I'm very sorry I took that on

you. I'm going something through some

things on my own and I think that I put

that on you and I and I didn't that was

not right of me. I apologize. Uh,

I forgive you. Okay, we're good.

Here's the plan. Let me let me school

you in. Can I school you in?

>> Yes.

>> Here's the plan.

>> Do it in game.

>> Okay. I'm going to run to the middle of

the mall, find a player's gap. I'm going

to go a

help.

Help me.

Help. Help.

Please, God.

Help.

I'm out of game time. And then after

that, you shoot around me, but don't hit

me. Don't hit me. I had my OBS down and

uh I didn't realize that I've been on

the wrong screen this entire raid. Go

ahead. Don't hit you. Yeah,

>> don't you shoot around me, but don't

shoot me. Make sure you don't hit

anyone. Then he's gonna shoot you. Make

sure you try to move around a lot so he

doesn't shoot in the head. As soon as he

hits you one time, tell me and I'll blow

his face off and then we'll get all his

loot.

>> Let's go. Let's ride.

>> Okay.

Mission complete.

Oh, quite. Oh. Oh. All right. I'm good

to go. Hey,

>> you have a good day, my brother.

>> Oh, you are my you my man. My man.

What's up?

What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> What's up?

>> All right. See you later. Let me hear

your best. What's up? Come on, Jingji.

Let me hear that. Let me hear that.

>> No. Like, I just I don't think I could

do it cuz like I'm not a guy. Like, I

don't have that like rasp in my voice.

Come on.

>> No, no, no, no, no. I'm good.

>> Come on.

>> No, no, no, no. Just a quick one. Just a

quick one. Just a quick one. Just a

quick one.

>> I'm fine.

>> I'm not doing it.

>> I don't think she can do it, actually.

>> Yeah, I actually don't think I can do

it.

>> Yeah, probably not. Probably you can't.

>> No, I can't.

>> Probably. Yeah, you probably can't.

Reverse psychology is not going to work

on me.

>> You probably can't do it. I'm not doing

reverse psychology. I think you can't do

it.

>> I've got some investigating to do.

>> Silence the music.

Bring it up on the big screen.

Bring it up on the big screen.

Maximize volume.

Now play

genuinely. It could not be.

You hear that right?

Let me double check.

That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Gingi, I

I heard the what's up. Pretty good.

>> Yeah. You like that?

[Laughter]

Sorry.

[Laughter]

Yeah. I What? I Not in a million years

could I have guessed that was about to

happen. Not in a million years. Dude, I

remember remember when you squatted down

and everything just fell out of your

ass.

>> Yeah.

>> Do that next time,

>> sir. Yes, sir.

>> Oh, by the gods. By the gods.

That was a close one. One is thirsty.

Mr. Peanut. Ma'am, would you like

another martini?

Why you looking at me like that, Rhonda?

>> No, I don't know how long it's been

since the last time you felt the touch

of a man. I don't know why you'd ask me

that. I don't know the answer to that.

Put your [ __ ] away. Put your [ __ ]

away.

We're at a public beach. put your [ __ ]

away.

Thank you, Rhonda. I appreciate that.

Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh sh Oh sh Oh sh Oh sh

Oh sh Qu quick, get in the [ __ ] chair.

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Sh.

What an idiot.

Hooray.

>> Someone just got into the BTR.

>> Jesus.

>> I'm going to get in it.

>> Me, too.

Uh,

>> you're going to be [ __ ] once we're

done with this drive, buddy.

>> You are so [ __ ] when we're done with

this drive.

>> What are you doing?

>> You are so dead when we're done driving.

>> Driving.

>> You piece of [ __ ]

>> buddy. I would be laughing if I were you

over there. You're dead. You're dead.

Meat.

>> Please be nice. I'm just a little Timmy.

>> I'm going to turn you into my little

[ __ ]

>> Where? Where are you guys headed to?

>> Let me tell you where you're going.

>> Anywhere you're going, buddy.

>> Oh, no. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait.

>> We left dog behind.

>> I can just go loot for you. All right,

guys. We'll go colle No, no.

This is your final hour.

This is your final hour.

Please God, no.

>> We will show no mercy.

Make peace with your God, [ __ ]

Cuz as soon as I step out of this car,

you're dead. You hear me? Dead.

I'll do anything.

>> Die.

>> I will I will do anything. Just tell

Just tell me what you want. Please

>> die.

>> Oh my god.

>> Take it. Take my helmet. I'm sorry.

Please stop breathing so heavy. You're

scaring me.

the things I'm about to do to you.

>> Can I leave? Can I just get out right

now?

>> Oh my god.

>> I'm backing off.

>> Die, you piece of [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

Peanuts, did you shoot the BTR?

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>> No.

>> No, I don't think so.

>> Were you dropped on your head?

>> No, I don't think so. I don't Was that

Maybe you shot the BTR

>> the throne?

>> No, I didn't shoot anything. I was still

inside and it made me get out.

>> Fascinating.

Fascinating.

Well, you guys would never know.

>> I was watching a stream. We shot it.

>> I did not shoot the BTR. I want that to

be known. I did not shoot the BTR.

>> Oh, you 100% did.

>> Get out of there, you coward.

>> I really hope he dies to the BTR.

>> I never die.

>> I'm theulator.

>> I thought you don't lie.

>> I No, I never die.

I always lie.

>> Let it be known.

Let it be known, Gingi, you chose to go

with that and leave me by my lones.

>> Can you shoot through the tank?

>> Get inside.

>> I couldn't. I was too slow and it was

driving away by the time I got to it.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Peanut.

>> Yep.

>> Are you dead?

>> Ah.

>> No, I don't think so.

>> What did we learn? What did Why did you

shoot it again?

>> I think we learned that Gingi shot the

the BTR. And that's what we learned.

You're not supposed to do that. All

right. All right. I'm starting to back

up. I'm sorry to back up.

Check your task manager and try going

back to 1440p if this only started

happening after going 4K. No, I did that

a while ago. Uh, is he actually [ __ ]

with his RAM? Lauo, I I unplugged the PC

to reset the RAM. That's what you said

to do. It's like trying to tell your

seven-year-old grandpa why his TV isn't

working and he won't listen to you.

Telling you that the internet can't be

the problem because I'm literally

streaming is like explaining to a

45-year-old midlife crisis mom that the

AI picture of a dog she saw wasn't real.

So, [ __ ] you, pal. I was thinking about

even canceling this one. Not cuz they're

not good people. They're hilarious

people. I love these guys. But by god, I

hate leaving the house. I [ __ ] hate

it. I don't like leaving the house. It's

horrible out there. There's, you know,

there's people out there. There's people

that you have to talk to. No joke. And

for some godforsaken reason, every

[ __ ] I run into hasn't gone past

the fourth grade. So, I'm talking to a

literal brick anytime I have a

conversation with anyone outside this

house. It's ridiculous. It's actually

ridiculous. It pisses me off.

Who's the with side?

Just press the buttons on the cash

register and get me the [ __ ] out of

here. I've already been outside my house

for 20 minutes.

>> Did you hear that person move?

>> I think I did, actually.

Yes, I did.

>> He's outside to the left.

>> Hey, get the [ __ ] out of here, buddy.

>> Don't worry, J. I handled it.

>> Good job.

>> No problem.

Hey, get the hell out of here. What did

I sell you the first time, jackass?

You want some of this? You want some of

this?

And come get it.

Stand back, Gingi.

Let me handle this poop [ __ ]

>> Oh my god. I can't see. Am I in the

room?

>> You killed him.

>> I got him.

>> Yep. He's dead.

>> Hooray.

>> And you are in the room, by the way.

>> Good work.

Hell yeah.

Yeah. Excellent work, boys. Excellent

work.

Do you wear wigs?

>> Um, sometimes I do a little role play

with your father. I'll dress up in a

pretty dress and I'll dance around. I'll

say, "Catch me. Catch me." And he'll

start [ __ ] me violently.

>> Mr. Nut.

>> Yes.

>> I killed you on customs yesterday and I

didn't mean to. I'm running away.

>> Oh my god.

>> There's another Damn, I almost got him.

>> There's another player at work. These

are the rules. You have to tell me if

you got him.

>> Peanut.

>> I just want to [ __ ] let us.

>> Hey, you killed Peanut.

>> You killed Peanut.

Desting your ass. You killed Peanut.

Ah, you almost got me.

>> Oh, they got Jesus Christ.

>> Give up. You're pinned.

>> Oh, [ __ ] you.

>> Just die already.

You're alive.

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I could break a piece of plywood between

my cheeks right now.

I'm puckered. I'm puckered.

Hold.

>> Are you still there?

>> That came back to life.

>> Hooray.

>> What is that? You, John?

>> What? I'm laying down.

>> Oh, yeah. I see you. I see you. He's

about 20 ft in front of you.

>> Oh, the dead guy.

>> No, the the the alive guy.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Yep. That'll be him. That'll That'll be

the guy.

>> No, that would not be me. I don't know

why I'd be blasting you.

>> Got him.

>> Did you kill me?

>> Why would I? John, I'm just kidding.

>> Oh, wait. I didn't get him. Oh, that was

my last bullet.

Maybe I got one more in the chamber.

Sh.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Did you see that?