Skibidi Toilet 1 - 80 ALL Episodes (60 FPS REMASTERED) Upgraded Titan Speakerman 3.0 (Episode 81?!)

Show must continue.

Do what you are told.

PROTECTION

ALL TOILETS WILL DIE.

Shit happens.

YOU ARE DEAD.

COME HERE.

DISGUSTING.

YOU ARE SO BAD.

Leave now.

Shut up.

[TANK DESTROYED]

You had one job.

Press F to pay respect.

TRAP

TITANS ARE CAPTURED

SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

Get out, idiot!

Ugly .....

Get out!

Enemies...

This remains confidential.

J U S T W A I T

[transmission error] [recording error]

You know what to do.

Y O U R L I F E E N D S N O W

SKIBIDI dop deep

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

STILL ALIVE?

THAT'S ALL.

NO STABBING.

LET'S GO.

LOOK TO THE LEFT

THANK YOU.

PATHETIC.

skibidi dop yes yes

Shut up!

Not now.

First, we watch.

skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi

Finally!

STAND STILL.

DON'T WASTE IT.

NOT NOW.

DO IT QUICK!

TEN OUT OF TEN!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

You all will die.

[nightvision]

[ALPHA-HILLS LABS GETS NEW ADMINISTRATOR] [Goverment sponsored underground laboratory assigned a new administrator. Details and reasons of deal remain in secrecy. 02.07.1979]

END YOURSELF...

Because I am now here...

You're not needed...

You cannot escape, my little pawn will kill you.

Well, guess I can't be trusted, goodbye.

My technology!

Fall back now!

Just a scratch.

Well done.

Thanks to you, that scientist is... cooked.

However, a bigger threat is coming.

That's why some things have to remain secret.

There is no evidence left...

Except one thing...

This battle, you did not survive...

Plungerman.

[critical damage]

[-CAMERA OFFLINE-]

What are you doing here?

You are not supposed to be here.

Get back and stick to the plan.

I'm sure you will convince them.

[CONNECTION LOST]

YOU ARE SO DEAD!

I WILL ERADICATE THIS ....

You know the penalty for treason, commander.

Noone escapes justice!

Enough games!

Give up!

It's over for you!

That's all?

Pathetic!

THIS WILL DIE TODAY.

ARE YOU READY?!

FOR PLUNGER.

Get this to our lab.

This is Ionger than titan's sword.

Confidential.

Attention group С, please get ready for the experiment.

Dave, look back ;)

Nah, I'm good...

Alright...

Ok, we're all set.

Proceed with "phase 1", Cathy.

Ok...

Opening the gate.

*skill issue*

T H E R E ' S N O W H E R E T O R U N !

Fools. You have no idea what's coming!

W H A T E V E R I S C O M I N G . . .

Y O U W O N ' T S U R V I V E T O S E E I T

For scientist!

I ' M T H E L A S T T H I N G Y O U W I L L S E E !

C O M E H E R E !

Y O U ' V E G O T T O B E KIDDING M E !

YOU'RE MINE.

WAIT!!!

YOU NEED ME!

O N L Y Y O U R H E A D !

NOOOOOO!

I WILL SURVIVE.

Mind your own business...

Wait, stop blasting.

It's not one of them...

You're an ally...

Right?

YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE!!!

AFTER ALL THAT YOU'VE DONE?

NEVER!

COWARD

Let's go...

P R O T E C T

Give me your head...

Get out!

Well done, lil bro ;)

Their brains are rotten...

Burn everyone.

Mind your own business...

Take a look...

Turn OFF that camera!

I FOUND THEM

CONNECTING...

THEY ARE WEAKENED...

PERFECT TIME FOR ATTACK...

NOT YOU, CRIPPLED BROS...

YOU TWO ARE GOING HOME.

TODAY THIS WAR ENDS!

No!

Bring their leader to our base...

Alive!

A R E Y O U I N S A N E ?

We need to understand the full picture...

Before it's too late.

NO!

I CANT LOSE YOU BOTH!

Cathy?

Cat!

Cathy!

Are you ok?

Dave?

You don't look good ;)

No I'm f... I'm fine!

Can you get up?

You were unconscious...

Something terrible happened...

We need to get out of here... as soon as we can...

You think it's the grand experiment?

Whole system overloaded... only one thing could cause this...

[ST] [SECRET TRINITY] [ASSOCIATION OF RESEARCH]

Not good...

Is this blood?

Wait!

Where is everybody?

Either left...

Or stuck somewhere...

What was that?

Look... other part of facility is still powered...

See if you can find the others...

Try to contact the surface...

And what about you?

I'll go to the test chamber...

And find out what happened!

Wait...

Let's be reasonable, okay?

What if it's dangerous?

You heard it...

Someone may be in trouble...

I'm not leaving anyone behind...

I don't care if it's dangerous or not...

I care...

Don't worry...

I'll be ok...

I promise ;)

C A L M D O W N !

F I R S T , Y O U N E E D U P G R A D E S !

[POV LOCATION: Detroit, USA.]

NOW, YOU WILL DIE!

WHERE ARE YOU, SON?

I DON'T SEE YOU ON MY RADARS!

Follow me, if you wanna live!

WHERE ARE YOU? :'(

I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH WALLS!

WHAT?

My sister served as a national guard, when all this happened...

I tried to find her there... at alpha hills...

I... don't know if she's even alive...

Damn, that's horrible... but i didn't ask...

Smells like shit, bro!

I ain't eatin all dat!

Let me cook...

Hehe, that was tough one!

Last time i tried to use toilet - it almost killed me! Hehe

If he wants to kill us, it will feel us. Right?

Why you looking like that?

It's just plunger!

Who worked at Alpha-Hills?

Come here!

Know your place...

Have you analyzed every arrived survivor?

Then tell me...

What is this?!

Stop it!

I came here to speak on behalf of my peoples.

In these hard times...

We must seize the opportunity to form a new union.

Time to bury the hatchet!

Don't you think?

Hello again!

Their leaders are hiding inside my facility!

They stole our technologies!

I'M ANGRY!

My anger is immeasurable.

*bonk*

They think they're safe inside!

They're wrong!

This device is my personal master key!

It opens every door...

Grants access to any COMPUTER inside ;)

I can't do a lot from here...

But I'm sure... your army can handle this.

Good luck.

[POV LOCATION: New-York, USA.]

HOW DARE YOU RESIST?

TRAITOROUS SCUM!

Time...

To die :)

Stay back!

Samples more important!

Move imbeciles! Before they find us again!

There's nothing you can do :/

COME HERE WENCH!

S T O P T O R T U R I N G M E

Someone tampering in our communications.

Squad that was chasing a titan is missing...

You sure you want to participate?

YES!

I will keep my promise.

PROCEED WITH THE PLAN.

Analyze this... thoroughly.

You will regret it..

[POV LOCATION: Auckland Islands, New Zealand.]

Hey!

Your friends...

You did not bother saving them...

Without our help, they would die...

Now, lil bro...

Your base.. is OUR base ;)

LARGE TV: DUMB .......!

WHY ARE WE ALLYING WITH THE .....??

[POV LOCATION: Khabarovsk, Russia.]

ARE WE THIS DESPERATE? [POV LOCATION: Khabarovsk, Russia.]

Scientist TV: This is necessary...

If we want to survive..

We must organise a meeting with their hiding leader.

He knows something that can help us...

[POV LOCATION: Amsterdam, Netherlands.]

TITAN TV: ONLY THING I'M ORGANISING IS HIS FUNERAL!

HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM??

AFTER ALL THE GENOCIDE...

[POV LOCATION: Birmingham, United Kingdom.]

Scientist TV: You've seen what the invaders can do...

Weakest units...

Wipe out entire legions...

They kill everything on their way...

Do you think we have a choice?

TITAN TV: WE DO.

[POV LOCATION: Osaka, Japan.]

GET BIGGER SAMPLES...

DEVELOP STRONGER UPGRADES...

JUST LIKE BEFORE.

Scientist TV: This is not like before..

Our advantage is being underground, in secrecy... [BASE LOCATION #1. Alaska, USA.]

But we have to be cautious and slow..

If they find us, access our technology..

This will be the end of our world...

[POV LOCATION: Halifax, Canada.]

TITAN TV: OUR WORLD HAS ALREADY ENDED

ITS THEIRS NOW...

[POV LOCATION: Denver, USA.]

THAT IS NOT ENOUGH POWER.

THEY'VE LOST THEIR GUIDANCE

MARCHING TO THEIR IMMINENT DEATH

ARE WE GOING TO STAY, AND WATCH THEM DIE??

It takes sacrifice to achieve progress...

Better safe than sorry.

I learned it the hard way...

YOU IMBECILE!

NO PLACE WILL BE SAFE!

IN THIS COLD PLANET!

Speakermen were preparing their armada this whole time...

They'll come, just give them time!

Moment you get out, they'll send their strongest against you!

MAYBE THAT... IS MY PLAN

EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE TODAY!

*cough*

Don't shoot! We're not enemy!

I've seen likes of you helping out other people.

Can you get us to a safer place?

No! Can't you see?!

The church is on fire!

*gasp*

Why bro is aiming at me??

Is he stupid?

We saved your life!

RELAX...

WE AIN'T HERE TO HURT NOBODY!

TIME FOR US TO BECOME FRIENDS!

OFFICIALLY ;)

*he he he*

WE ARE NOT ASKING :|

HEHEHE! LETS GO!

[1986 Alpha Hills] [Special Government Objects Defence Service]

DAYUM

As one...

Until the end...

HE-HE!

AAAAAGH!

HE-HE!

HA HA HA HA!

INADEQUATE ......?

ARE YOU SUICIDAL??

GET OUT! 🗣️

MY TURN!

S O M E O N E I S D Y I N G ...

A N D I T ‘ S N O T M E !

Ha ha ha ha!

L O O K A T M E!

Y O U R T I T A N W O U L D N ' T W A N T Y O U T O D I E M E A N I N G L E S S L Y

L E A V E W H I L E Y O U S T I L L C A N !

TOO SLOW!

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Y O U C A N ' T K I L L T H E D E A D !

I ' L L S H O W Y O U W H A T T H E O T H E R S I D E L O O K S L I K E !

YOU DID WELL, LIL BRO!

WE TELEPORTED EVERYONE TO BASE

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, BIG BRO!

P A T H E T I C T R A S H !

G I V E M E S O M E O N E W O R T H Y T O F I G H T !

YOU... ARE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME.

*nah*

PATHETIC!

S U R P R I S E !

YOU DARE USE MY WEAPON AGAINST ME?

W O M P W O M P

G O N N A C R Y ?

I'LL SEE YOU SOON...

COWARD.

GET UP!

GET UP!

UNDERWHELMING SLAUGHTER!

THAT, WAS YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER?

STAY DOWN!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

THAT CHANGES NOTHING!

SOON YOU WILL MEET YOUR FATE...

WORSE THAN DEATH!

MISSED ME?

WHAT MADE YOU SHOW UP... COMMANDER?

YOU KNOW ME... I'M NOT LEAVING MY BEST FRIENDS BEHIND ;)

W H A T A R E Y O U Y A P P I N G A B O U T ! ! ! ? ? ?

DUKE WON'T FORGIVE YOU BETRAYAL.

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR FLEET!

REALLY? THAT'S CRAZY!

ONE SMALL ISSUE...

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING!

THAT'S ALL EARTH GAVE YOU?

WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR FORMER GLORY?

TRY ME :)

Look at yourself!

Why did you stay?!

Y O U N E E D E D S A M P L E S

I B R O U G H T Y O U S A M P L E S

Why...

Gate..

It's not closing.

Where do you think you're going, silly?

I

C A N ' T

M O V E

TRACKING DEVICE!

I am sorry...

I can't!

Stop, please, dad!

We're going to die because of you!

How did you know about the gate?

It's gonna to be okay...

...so strange interference in our system...

[BASE LOCATION #2. Abandoned Prison Coast, North Sea.]

How do you like the pain?

I T T A K E S M O R E T H A N T H A T T O H U R T M E

This is just the beginning...

Serve your new master...

Watchman of Doom.

[POV LOCATION: Oregon, USA.]

WHAT FOR - THIS FIGHT?

You tell me ;)

ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT WITH AN HONOR... IF YOU STILL HAVE IT!

Why such hostility?

Did you forget how we conquered the worlds together?

For me, you were always like brother...

For them... an expandable pawn!

STOP YAPPING AND FIGHT ME!

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

I don't want to fight you, my old friend...

I want you by my side!

JOIN YOU... AFTER YOU HURT MY BABY?

*LOCKS IN*

You know there was no choice!

But... I know what it's like...

Seeing your child suffer...

Unable to help...

Join me... and your legacy shall never know opression again.

You have my word!

WORD?

WHAT'S THE PRICE OF YOUR WORDS?

ONE OF YOUR TITANS IS IN THEIR POSSESSION!

SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS THERE TOO...

WITH SPECIAL REQUEST.

WOULD YOU DO WHAT'S NECESSARY... WHEN TIME COMES?

They would have to find me first ;)

FIND YOU? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

A secret weapon is preparing... waiting for the right moment.

When it strikes... YOU better be on our side.

I would hate for your children to become parentless ;)

Where is he?

COMMANDER ESCAPED

Commander!?

I. am. Your. Commander.

You already failed me twice...

Shall I doubt your efficiency...

Or loyalty.

Lock in.

Your next failure will be your last.

I WILL NOT FAIL... COMMANDER.

Very soon, there won't be a place on Earth this RAT can hide in...

Go back to MOTHERSHIP and get repairs.

Annihilate this place.

[WARNING: MALWARE DETECTED!]

[alpha_hills_OS_installed]

[WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!]

Whoever you are, thank you!

Without your help, we wouldn't be alive and well...

How's my steak, bro?

Raw, needs more cooking.

SNACK BREAK?

GIVE ME SOME!

How's the human?

Raw, needs more cooking...

Situation is the worst...

After capturing our titan...

Enemy has accessed our transmissions...

Many of our secret locations were compromised...

We immediately cut intel off...

But it's only a matter of time...

Until they find us all.

We're blind now...

There were unionized group of researchers in Eastern Europe...

Their status is unknown...

You need to rescue and deliver the survivors...

If there's still any...

Most importantly...

Do not die.

And you. Staying on base?

It's now or never...

We shall join the battlefield.

GET OVER HERE!

DEPARTING NOW!

Hugs? ;)

NO CHANCE

GRAB ONTO SOMETHING ELSE

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

THAT WE ARE... SOME KIND OF 'FELLAS' NOW?

Yes!

YOU ARE WRONG

DO YOU POSSESS EVEN DIMLIEST CONCEPT OF WHAT THIS PLACE IS?

IS IT FUTURE?

OR IS IT PAST?

WHAT RESIDES IN THE CORNERS OF THIS DARKNESS

AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OUTSIDE ENTITY STAYS THERE FOR TOO LONG...

ONE OF US HAS THE ANSWER...

JEFFREY WOULDN'T MIND SOME COMPANY

LOCK IN

APPROACHING DESTINATION

PERFECT TIMING

Lord, forgive me...

I'm gonna.... kill!

I SURRENDE-

No prisoners, bozo!

Rest in peace!

This will be painful...

YOU'RE SCREWED!

*unscrews*

Nice job, friend!

WATCH YO BACK!

What the sigma?

DEPARTING!

If that's where my life should end...

So be it...

What?

It's over...

Fate of your men is already sealed!

Say your final words!

Can't believe the last thing I'll see is...

Your ugly .... face.

Wot?

This merely delays your defeat...

We need to retreat!

NO MORE HIDING!

ALL INVADERS WILL BE EXECUTED

[Black Speakerman]: We figured that our languages work similarly...

[Black Speakerman]: Through chants, they send subtle frequencies...

[Black Speakerman]: Speech only they could understand... until now...

[Black Speakerman]: Try it...

[POV Speakerman]: Understand me?

[Black Speakerman]: This prototype allows you to understand both our and SKIBIDI language...

[Black Speakerman]: Demonstrate.

I want to dissect you and see what's inside ;)

[Black Speakerman]: Well... guess it works!

[Black Speakerman]: Oh, great...

*wut*

ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT TELEPORTING YOUR TRASH FOR HOURS...

AND YOU STILL HAVE MORE!?

IT'S A MIRACLE THEY STILL DIDN'T FIND US...

It's too late...

They know where you are!

You will perish from hands of your OWN!

*unlimited powaaa*

*move...*

We needed more time...

Looks like they don't want to settle...

They ruined my fit!

peace...

KILL THEM ALL!

o_O

*laughs*

NICE!

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU...

GIVES YOU AURA!

WELL DONE, KING...

YEAH GOOD ONE, MIKE

[TRUMPETS OF DOMINANCE PLAY]

WE WILL BUY YOU SOME TIME!

[TRUMPETS OF DOMINANCE PLAY]

Fools...

*rip robert*

You have no idea who's coming ;)

F O R G I V E M E

I H A V E B E C O M E

Y O U R D O O M

Fascinating...

*sounds of agony*

Choke your grief...

Cosmos hears no cries...

Only power speaks.

[POV Speakerman]: No... NO!

[POV Speakerman]: You have to leave!

[POV Speakerman]: Please...

[Scarf TVman]: Don't let them watch TVs!

[Scarf TVman]: Break their line of sight...

[Scarf TVman]: Before they destroy themselves!

*evil obliterator ahh laugh*

[Scarf TVman]: NO.

[POV Speakerman]: No!

[Camerawoman]: It's my fault...

[Camerawoman]: It was always my fault...

[POV Speakerman]: Don't do it!

[Mafia Toilet]: Keep freezing!

[Mafia Toilet]: I'll get this thing off!

*locks in*

[Duchess]: No you won't.

[Berserker Toilet]: Look at me!

[Mafia Toilet]: Come on!

[Mafia Toilet]: Kill us!

[Mafia Toilet]: None of you will avoid wrath of our boss...

[Mafia Toilet]: He will stop at nothing!

[Mafia Toilet]: Not even you, girl.

[Mafia Toilet]: We will get back what's ours!

[Duchess]: We shall see...

[Berserker Toilet]: MICHAAAEL!

[Berserker Toilet]: NOOOO!

[Berserker Toilet]: Bastards...

[Berserker Toilet]: I will kill you all!

[POV Speakerman]: They escaped...

[POV Speakerman]: Run for your life!

[Large TVman]: HURRY UP!

[POLY]: Nothing goes according to plan these days.

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Why did you risk yourself?

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: We’re not as important...

[POLY]: Idiot. You’re all important to me.

[WOD]: N O P L A C E L E F T

[WOD]: T O E S C A P E Y O U R

[WOD]: D O O M

[POLY]: I CAN'T FIGHT HERE!

[HUNTER]: MY JOB IS DONE HERE.

[POLY]: GODDAMN TRACKING DEVICE!

[POLY]: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

[POLY]: What was that?

[SCARF]: Either they can't shoot...

[SCARF]: Or it was a deliberate miss!

[POLY]: I don’t sense any enemies around.

[POLY]: Cameras would detect any spies.

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: It's not spies.

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: I can sense at least

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Six foreign sources around!

[POLY]: MUST BE MORE TRACKING DEVICES!

[POLY]: FIND THEM ALL!

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: You’re joking, right?

[POLY]: Is it all?

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Your head.

[POLY]: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

[WOD]: S I L L Y C L A N K E R S !

[WOD]: I T ' S J U S T A M A T T E R O F T I M E

[WOD]: U N T I L Y O U S U C C U M B

[WOD]: N O W

[WOD]: W E O W N T H I S P L A C E !

[POLY]: YOU!

[POLY]: 1V1 ME ON SWORDS

[POLY]: COWARD!

[POLY]: FIGHT!

[WOD]: Y O U W A N T E D M Y B I G L O N G S W O R D ?

[WOD]: Y O U C A N H A V E I T !

[JEFFREY]: WHOSE MAD DOG IS OFF THE LEASH?

[JEFFREY]: THIS IS MY RESIDENCE.

[JEFFREY]: MY UNIVERSE!

[JEFFREY]: I'M GOD HERE!

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Are you ok?

[POLY]: Just a scratch.

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Alright.

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: That's it.

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: Now you're taking a real rest.

[POLY]: Oh yes I am...

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: You seeing this?

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: How are you alive? You died!

[BLACK SPEAKERMAN]: What are you yapping about?

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: You must have hit your head.

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: She’s been there for hours now!

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: My camera recorded it!

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Rough.

[TSM]: TAKE YOUR TIME, FRIENDS.

[TSM]: I'LL GO WHEN I'M READY.

[TSM]: DON'T RUSH IT.

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: Is he ready?

[POV SPEAKERMAN]: Almost ready.

[SCIENTIST TV MAN]: Time to clap back for real.

[TSM]: LET'S KICK THOSE TOILET BUTTS, FOLKS.