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People ask me, "Where do you get all these ideas?" And I say, "A lot of them. People send me pictures of what they want me to draw." Hundreds of photographs come out, and I have pictures of them. But a lot of them come right here. And make up these stories.

And if you look at the landscape, the painter is more suited to the strange person. Like me. This makes a very nice old wall. Easy, isn't it? Maybe this house was built while the carpenter was drinking a little. Well, that happens sometimes. Now, towards the canvas, the clouds are probably floating around here.

I can use other brushes here, but I use this because it's in my hand and it's painted. In other words, I'm a lazy person. I can do it freely at home with a trash bag. I take it out every Wednesday on rainy or snowy days. That's my job. The garbage bag that waits for me is...

I'm very good at this, so I always try to put it on the front. Let's make some changes around here. First, put a line on the waterline here. Push it very hard. So that the whole frame is scratched. Of course, the canvas is very durable, so I don't think it will get scratched. But there may be people who really get hurt. Well, that's not the case. The canvas is very durable and strong.

Well, if you go with a knife and go straight, there may be a hole. As long as you don't do that, it's okay. Now, this is good. I'll put a little wavy. It's basically the same as the water line, and the line is straight. If you don't do that, the water will overflow from the picture and the floor will be wet. It's not going to be like wrapping a bucket in the picture. If that happens, it'll be a problem.

Easy, isn't it? The reason why you can draw shadows so easily is because the canvas is wet. You can do anything here. On this canvas, you have all the power and everything you want. I can only go to the garbage dumps, but I can do anything on this canvas. And let's put a small window. With a knife, I'll scrape the paint on the window.

And then you can paint it with Midnight Black and it looks like there's no one around. Maybe they didn't pay for the electricity bill. Actually, there's no electricity in this house. I like the winter view, but it's not that cold. It can be cold to the heart, right? I like things that are warm. But if you like the coldness, use a lot of blue.

I guarantee you that blue is a color that gives you a cold feeling, so it's acceptable to show your painting cold. But when you draw that picture, you have to wear a coat. Next, just a little bit on this tree. It would be hard to get mad at this tree by pulling out your hands. You are the king in the canvas. You have complete power.

So, I don't care what you do. Be as free as you want. I can only do garbage at home, but I can do anything in the world of painting. Now, move your brush to the left and right. Well, not to the left, but to the right. Can I? Here you go.

OK.

Maybe, maybe, maybe. And relax a little bit. He's walking around saying, "Maybe, maybe, maybe." All right, come on, back up. I sort of like the tree that's sort of like a digital. There, a little bit of a digital. I don't want a straight tree. There we go.

But if you're going to write, just do it. You can do anything on the canvas. You can even string wire if you want. Take a little bit of brown and fill in the dots. Right around here. Then you can stop the river. Otherwise, it'll run out of the canvas. Now then, next up...

I like this kind of painting.

I really like it. It's so easy to use the black gesso. Before we had the black gesso, this was something I wanted to do, but couldn't take the time frame that they gave me. The actual painting time is only 26 and a half minutes. The director is so strict, I don't stop until the time is right. It's a big commotion. It's a terrible sight. Not really.

I'm taking a joke. Somebody wrote in the letter that they were worried about the tree's arm. I'm going to grow my legs in the next series. It's your painting, so you can do anything. You can grow your arms, nails, anything. Like this. Nice. I hope you've enjoyed this. Please enjoy drawing. See you next time. Good night.