Corny Posts Getting Cooked By Instagram Comments 🥀#41

Just tried sushi for the first time. I

feel spiritually Japanese.

>> You are not Japanese, bro.

>> Dude only ate one piece of sushi.

>> Bro touched the definite once.

>> Bro watched one episode and sub.

>> Bro watched one time.

>> Bro Jujutsu Kaisen one time.

>> Bro gooned to Yaoi once.

>> How human should you stairs? Toes?

Dragon?

All fours?

Cool?

>> Running on fours at the shopping mall

seems like a good idea.

Bro got to work need money to make bail.

>> We'll try it tomorrow at the office.

[music]

>> Imagine seeing this at night near your

apartment.

>> We are all walking like this from now

on.

>> Hell no, man. What up?

>> Dudes get muscular and just do whatever.

>> What the hell?

>> [music]

>> Shh, the movie is starting. Uh, intro.

>> Intro 60%. [music]

Fart fart 10%. Outro 30%.

>> Just play the fart, bro.

>> Bro got a whole studio behind TS.

>> The audacity to ask for a like and

comment.

>> As far as I would as you like, you

cannot beat me. If you're running me on,

I'll put a bullet in your head.

That's why you can't reach you. I'll use

it to distract you.

>> [music]

>> I'm better.

>> Val players keep raising the bar for

cornballs. It's actually impressive.

Delete this man.

>> Ninja's be [music] iron and be talking

about dominance.

>> Don't listen to the haters, bro.

You are exactly as tough as you think

you are.

>> Advice for straight people that people

can't hear.

>> Bro, can you turn down the background

music and not speak so loud?

>> Heard it button.

>> The third point is by far the most

important.

>> That's excellent advice. Appreciate your

kind words.

>> [laughter]

>> I think it was extra silent for me,

actually.

>> [music]

>> People in prison wondering why the fresh

supply has been tampered with.

>> Yeah, go ahead. Give me your name and

badge number, twin.

I'm calling the cops.

>> This makes me want to run.

>> What the hell?

>> HI, GOOD EVENING.

>> [screaming]

>> ICE CREAM.

>> [screaming]

>> I THINK YOU GOT THE ICE CREAM, BRO.

>> ME ordering a fresh plate of ceaseless

[music] agony.

>> He wanted that ice cream so bad.

>> Getting brutally tortured over an ice

cream. Bro did it for the love of the

game.

>> Man,

what a burger.

What a burger.

What a burger.

>> What

a burger.

What

a burger.

>> [music]

>> Last thing you see before you get slimed

in Wyoming.

>> What an atrocious fit.

>> Why is he not high today at the AS bar?

>> [music]

>> Store just opened, bro.

>> Stop. Why does nobody care?

>> The collapse.

Spider-Man, time to go home.

>> The machine don't want none of it.

>> Someone said, "Spider-Man, please go

home."

>> Spider-Man, leave us alone.

>> With no power comes no responsibility.

>> Bro thinks he's Tobey Maguire.

>> I'm crying. Why is nobody reacting?

>> So, what do you think it's [music]

worth?

>> Good auction.

Million.

>> I'll give you 500 bucks for it.

>> Man, my thing is I take all the risk,

you walk away.

>> Type of lowballing I'd be doing on

Facebook Marketplace. [music]

I bet gang will offer a pack of juicy

gum and a sand dollar for unused Rick

Owens.

Rick putting everything on the line.

>> He a risk taker, bro. 500 is generous.

>> I should have did 500 quicker.

>> Yesterday, I got hit with the line,

"History is written by the victor."

Who the [ __ ] is Victor?

Victor, you actually did this? You wrote

history?

Someone explain this.

>> Victor is going to pay for it.

>> So, what if I did?

You ain't his pal, it's the Victor to

you.

>> Victor did 900

>> What the hell?

>> On everyone's soul. I'm going to get a

girlfriend this year. On everyone's

life.

If I go down, you guys are coming down

with me. If I fumble, you guys are

coming down.

>> Got my death sentence while scrolling.

>> We're doomed.

>> We don't accept TS.

>> What did we even do, bro?

>> It's been a good run.

>> Nice knowing y'all.

>> And there's one over here. Looks like

it's holding some water.

>> [music]

>> I think it's time to go.

>> I think it's time to go.

>> Bro says that like he's leaving a

restaurant.

>> Better scramble like an egg before you

get folded like an omelette, little bro.

>> The sheer breath capacity in that scream

is enough to incentivize me to activate

bipedal locomotion at my fullest

capacity.

>> What in the hell, bro?

>> Green eggs and scram.

>> January, February, March.

>> Just run, bro nacho.

>> Can I speak your language?

>> Yes.

>> What is it?

>> English.

>> No, but like, do you know any other

languages?

>> Yes.

>> What is it?

>> Spanish.

>> Bro gave himself a DIY test.

>> Bro is about to pick at his brain.

>> Drilling for oil.

>> Bro is lobotomizing himself.

>> Bro is looking for the One Piece.

>> The entire finger, bro.

>> Name three countries that start with the

letter R.

>> Rectangle.

>> [bell]

>> Can't get any greener, bro.

>> My ears hurt.

>> What is Unc escaping from?

>> Running from the doctor before the

[music] colonoscopy.

Escape the nursing home hobby.

>> Unc is infiltrating his retirement home.

>> Oh my god, bro.

>> Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man?

Get your ass home, boy.

>> Bro really said, "If I had superpowers,

you don't need a portal for that, gang."

>> This was fun in real time, by the way.

Is Ninja never going to college?

>> In public server.

>> [music]

>> Just goo normally, gang.

>> Every laugh that came out, he threw up a

sign with it.

>> Bro laughs like he's Blackbeard.

>> Blood laughing like a grown-up baby.

>> I have got to hear this joke, bro, cuz

WTF.

>> His laugh is terrifying.

>> WHENEVER I NEED A GOOD LAUGH, I like to

pretend I'm having a tickling fight with

my friends.

>> [laughter]

>> Did you just smack your all, bro?

>> I'll be happy to tickle you.

>> We all live in the same life, huh?

>> Huh?

>> You're never supposed to ask a woman her

age.

>> So, have we considered that Epstein was

maybe just really polite?

>> That is like on the edge of being a joke

and crime.

>> Hilarious. Now, check this guy's hard

drive.

>> Right message, wrong messenger.

>> If we check that list, we ain't going to

find you on there.

>> It turns out when they ask you, "Tell us

a bit about yourself." in the job

interview, you should not tell them you

like to eat poop.

>> If they react negatively, then that

company ain't for you, king.

>> [laughter]

>> Tom Pearl approved.

>> Stick to gooning, twin.

>> Got to show them, not tell.

>> Now you tell me.

>> Chad, look. I'm going to blow this

candle out. After I blow it out, I'm

going to make the flame reappear all

with mechanical energy. 3 2 1.

>> [music]

>> Let me tell you why, though. Let me tell

you why. The mechanical energy from the

lighter all transverse into oxygen fluid

verification. And the air chemicals

travel through heat waves, which make it

metamorphosis, which make

>> Tia, you mean metamorphosis. [music]

>> Oxygen fluid verification? Nah, bro lost

me.

>> [music]

>> Bro, making up new words.

>> Bro unlocked quantum level BS.

>> Metamorphic chemical transversions.

>> No, what the hell is

>> How can NASA miss out on this?

>> Oh.

>> One log is all you need.

>> What? One log?

>> I see a village over there.

>> Go to the village right now. That's the

new meta. Steal everything you see,

especially the beds.

>> Okay. What should I do when I get to the

village? I have one log on me.

>> Kill all the villagers. That's the

fastest way to get emeralds without

trading. Just punch them until they drop

emeralds.

>> Wait, I have to kill all the villagers

with my bare hands?

>> Tools make too much noise and attract

iron golems. Just punch them until they

die. It's faster than nothing.

>> He didn't drop anything.

>> That's normal. Villagers only drop

emeralds after the third punch.

>> Has he ever said anything correct?

>> Bro's just lying.

>> The AI is scraping off Reddit, and a lot

of people have posted misinformation to

troll AI.

>> Artificial unintelligence.

>> That is the new meta.

>> Dude, why is there no AI summaries for

TikToks and Instagram Reels? Like,

nobody wants to sit through like a

15-second [music] TikTok Reel.

Like, it would just be like so much

easier if they had like a AI summary

button and we could just like

get all the information on the Tik Tok

[music] or reel without having to like

like actually watch it.

>> You're genuinely like cooked, bro.

>> Prime example.

>> CIA celebrating right now.

>> I didn't understand your video. I need

an AI summary.

They actually listen to bro.

>> [music]

>> Dude, why is there no AI summaries for

Tik Toks?