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Tim is a good man. Tim is a good man.
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>> You're a good man, Mr. Tim. Allow me and
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and Johnny to repay you.
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>> I hope that pays for the services.
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>> How close? How close? So close.
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>> Johnny's giving you a bonus. A tip.
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>> How does that feel?
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>> Tip for my tip. Ah,
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>> How does that feel?
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>> Excelsior, gentlemen. Excelsior. It was
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great meeting you, Tim.
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Raise him up. Raise him up.
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John, you sound like you.
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>> Uh, I I didn't bring a melee into this
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>> I'm fairly sure that guy's watching the
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stream, meaning he knows I have what I
1:17
>> Are you a bungulatorator?
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>> God damn it, John.
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>> Okay, so he's 100% watching the stream
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and knows what we're doing.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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>> How did you miss? What do you mean? How
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did I miss? Your fat head got in the
1:50
>> Enjoy these poop nuts, partner. Enjoy
1:52
these poop nuts. These wipe forward
1:55
Sheesh. They sound immaculate. A
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delicacy in some cultures.
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>> A delicacy in your
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Are you [ __ ] my ass? Are you [ __ ]
2:09
my ass with a 10ft metal pole?
2:12
>> Did that tank just shoot me?
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>> When you get up, can you?
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>> Good sir. Thank you. Good sir, pack a
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>> Give me my food. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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>> Hold on. It's It's my first time. Hold
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>> There you go. Don't spin it all in one
2:43
>> Your finest can of a sprin.
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There's a whole legion of them.
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Can we just dial a phone in my
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>> Powerball has given you another great
2:59
chance to win with Double Play? For only
3:02
an extra dollar, play your numbers again
3:03
in the Double Play drawing. Double Play
3:05
offers a top cash prize of
3:07
>> What the hell is happening?
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>> Wednesday and Saturday. Now, let's draw
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tonight's winning double play numbers.
3:15
>> What are you talking about, dude? You're
3:17
>> Right after that, America
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>> did it. He's dead now. Oh, shy.
3:26
The ghost is don. The ghost is a goon.
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He's on me. Oh, I'm dead.
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What the [ __ ] was that? Is his penis
3:47
I guess I don't need loot, so I'm
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literally bringing you your whole kit.
3:51
Peanut's dead, so I'll just get out.
3:55
>> Pretty sure the guy opened up your
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stream officer and knew exactly where I
3:58
>> What the hell was that? Did you see
4:02
>> Came in looking for peanuts.
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>> Still got that guy though.
4:08
>> Who told this car where to go?
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>> Die, you piece of [ __ ]
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Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]
4:27
Peanuts, did you shoot the BTR?
4:36
No, I don't. B's got the li of a 50-y
4:38
old in the back of a 70-year-old. No, I
4:40
do not. I drink moderately on Mondays
4:48
and Wednesdays and Thursdays
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and Fridays and Saturdays,
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but I do not drink on Sunday. I'll have
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you know actually sometimes. Maybe
5:02
sometimes. Maybe. Maybe.
5:09
I got a margarita like two Sundays ago
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though. Trying to get a free drink.
5:14
>> Round up. I don't want your torn up meat
5:19
>> Your number seven from Arby's won't get
5:22
you a free margarita.
5:23
>> No thank you. No thank you. I don't want
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your horseeradish beef brisket. You
5:30
>> I feel like that's a little too mean for
5:31
Rhonda. Rhonda, I'm so sorry. Rhonda,
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I'm so sorry. I'm going through
5:37
>> Sorry, guys. I'm going through something
5:38
personal and I think I've reflected that
5:43
>> I have no idea what to do.
5:54
Good thinking. Good thinking. Good
5:54
thinking. ETG gives food. Wait. Really?
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No, it doesn't. Oh, yes it does.
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yep. Make sure you get out. Make sure
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you get out, please. He said didn't die
6:22
He said didn't die a hungry boy.
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Yummy. Very full forward. Very forward.
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You missed John. Chuckle with me.
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All right. All right. Okay. I have a
6:59
better idea. Why are we hiding our
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screens? Why are we living in fear?
7:02
>> Why are we living in fear?
7:04
>> Let's just invite. Let's just invite
7:07
>> No. No. No. I've got it. I've got it.
7:13
>> I know what to do.
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a job application. Woo.
7:27
Oh, you're scaring him away with scaring
7:32
a job application. Woo!
7:36
Now leave. You're banished from this
7:37
place. The The job application compels
7:41
>> Don't worry. He's gone. He's gone.
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>> He's gone. He's [ __ ] out of here.
7:48
>> No [ __ ] way. I dismissed that.
7:55
Are you [ __ ] my ass? Cornelius Crob
7:58
asked me, "Kermit, where are Peanuts
7:59
friends? Are they still getting their
8:00
butts ced in?" They're probably in a
8:02
secret butt cult coming and milking each
8:04
other like there's no tomorrow.
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Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. A great
8:15
time. Let me tell you a [ __ ]
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50-year-old man in a size medium leather
8:22
suit and whip me and choke me, dude.
8:25
Okay, got it. Got it. Okay.
8:28
>> Take a chicken that's been only fed
8:30
cocaine and other chickens and put him
8:33
>> All right, bust. All right, pal. Okay,
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pal. Okay, buster. All right. All right,
8:45
Make peace with your gun, [ __ ]
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cuz you're seeing him right now.
8:54
Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent
8:57
raid. Don't worry, John. I killed him
8:59
and I'm out of there. Got your stuff,
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too. Oh, it glitched. It's all the stuff
9:03
got deleted. That's okay, though.
9:06
That'll happen sometimes. It's It's
9:07
still in beta. Plan. Do it a game. Okay,
9:10
I'm going to run to the middle of the
9:11
ball, find a player's gap. I'm going to
9:32
I'm out of game time." And then after
9:34
that, you shoot around me, but don't hit
9:36
me. Don't hit me. I had my OBS down and
9:40
uh I didn't realize that I've been on
9:41
the wrong screen this entire raid. Go
9:42
ahead. Don't hit you. Yeah, don't you
9:44
shoot around me, but don't shoot me.
9:47
Make sure you don't hit anyone. Then
9:48
he's going to shoot you. Make sure you
9:50
try to move around a lot so he doesn't
9:51
shoot in the head. As soon as he hits
9:52
you one time, tell me and I'll blow his
9:54
face off and then we'll get all his
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Let's go. Let's ride.
