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welcome back today we're checking out
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CH aggressive weather it's been a while
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since the last episode but coastlines
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towns Heritage listed buildings are all
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still getting hammered oh and
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trampolines Mother Nature continues to
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be mysteriously pissed at them recently
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down under we had Cyclone Alfred doing
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renovations in Queensland I'm not going
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to lie this new deck looks I
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don't think it will last this bloke is
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doing his best Tom Cruz run to try to
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get his car out of the water we're going
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to need to start making cars that can
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easily turn into boats in the future and
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the only movie I've ever seen predict
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this is Condor man look at that you're
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driving along out pops an inflatable
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boat exoskeleton and then
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whoosh into the bloody water the old
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Porsche is is I mean yeah sure
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this isn't in a inclement weather
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climate change type of scenario
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nonetheless Condor man predicted the
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future it's probably the best movie ever
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ah he is still bugged yeah oh no he's
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good he got it out okay that's great go
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get yourself a mid-strength beer into
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Panadol and relax I don't think a
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concept Supercar slbo is going to be
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handy for getting you out of the snow
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however you might need a concept
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Supercar SL snowplow for that oh no he's
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got it unstuck suck on that mother
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nature Thunder crack sorry Mother Nature
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I take it back oh my God something's on
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fire my brother I just and piss
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that was unsettling brother I do agree
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with your reaction I don't know about
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beach living I just don't think that's a
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dream for my generation anymore it's
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like oh yeah what about in 20 or 30
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years will it still be relaxing to wake
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up and see the beach outside your house
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imagine trying to take a in this
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house and then bam destination
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due to aggressive weather oh look at all
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the young people watching and filming
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they love it they love the collapse I
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suppose that is a silver lining that is
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a positive for young folk in this slow
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constant race towards collapse they get
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to film it in multiple formats 1080 4K
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UHD HDR upload it download it repost it
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they get to document all of this yeah
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you better get inside mate shut the door
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and then when everyone is wiped out
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thousands of years later the Earth will
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be repopulated new people will see all
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this footage and they'll say I don't
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believe it happened oh look at that big
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piece of sexy pink lingerie this was old
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mate Milton wasn't it up in the bloody
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Florida region I think last year that
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definitely packed a punch oh go back go
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back go back get back get back get back
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from the glass mate I'm going to insert
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myself into these wankers relationship
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do we ever go anywhere like just
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normally that's a bit unfair we do
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without problems come on it's not my
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fault that mom lives this far away Jesus
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Christ it's just a bit of small it'll be
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fine let's just push through we'll put
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we'll follow the people ahead they know
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where they're going they got their
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hazard lights on let's just push through
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everyone it'll it'll clear up okay maybe
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this is worse this is like Mad Max Level
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worse oh we're going to be late mom's
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going to crack the shits oh wow the guy
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actually does exist there okay all right
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all nighter let's do it everyone is that
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a cat sitting back here jesz
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when did we pick up a cat
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I'm cool with it but I'm just also
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allergic to cats is what I'm saying
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maybe we should stop yeah no yeah so I
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hopped out of their car because I don't
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like driving directly into fire
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tornadoes you'll be pleased to know I
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kept the cat though all right this is
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just a combination of different footage
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that's not really how went down I'm
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sure they didn't drive into the fire
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tornado or it is want to know an awesome
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life hack golf ball sized hail it's a
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great way to get a spar on a budget just
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turn your back up pool into a spa oh
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jeez I get a bit triggered by big hail
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actually like yeah because we had that
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hail storm in Perth in 2010 this isn't a
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guy in Perth but this is what it was
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like I was basically like him cheers for
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sending your video in mate oh yeah
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Venice in Italy that is a prime example
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of good old-fashioned unhealthy passive
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aggressive weather people are trying to
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live their lives they're trying to go
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out have a feed and the weather just
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keeps with them below the
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surface or above the surface either way
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let's see how that one ends this is
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normalized if you're watching this video
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in about 2050 on Me YouTube channel this
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is probably normalized for you water
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from a city river pounding into a bridge
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you know this is a positive governments
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don't have to spend money on water
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installations within the city anymore in
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the future you know how they spend all
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this money on shitty fountains and stuff
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like that just let aggressive weather do
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its work and enjoy that we save on tax
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dollars little human little human let me
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in not buy the hair on me chinny chin
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chin that sound is actually
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terrifying I'm going to insert myself
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into this wanker conversation as his
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insurance company at 2: a.m. the water
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might start going down but in the
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meantime it's going up if it's going up
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we definitely don't cover that going
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down we might but up no I think that's
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like how sink Halls happen I don't know
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the science mate but we def don't cover
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sink holes the water is smashing up
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against the window when I open it it
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gets really choppy in here I totally can
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relate I have the same issue getting
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annihilated by mosquitoes already damage
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via mosquitoes not covered damn my
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light's out there floating around your
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lights whoopsie yeah so lights are not
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are not covered at all that means the
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cactus is done for cactus okay Cactus or
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cacti might be covered under your policy
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if they're novelty sized all my light
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switches are going to get wet again
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light you can see them right now I got
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like the smart light switches yeah yeah
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we just don't do lights electricians are
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expensive there's not much we can do for
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you that's a bummer overall oh well we
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just can't take mother nature for
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granted the Majestic Sheila is an
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ancient powerful entity and deserves our
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respect even when you think you're safe
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standing on a ston wall Shoreline on a
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man-made footpath shoving a camera in
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our mother's face you're not safe she
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will come crashing into your ego-driven
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pretentious ass and before you know it
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gone dragged out to sea your life will
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be fair Dink and forfeit to
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quote meu mate fazza who I had a beer
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with at the pub last week go watch that
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video go on it's relaxing give it a view
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give it a view before everything
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collapses this footage at Bondi is also
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relaxing it's like the weather's
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aggression is coming down it's telling
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itself to be a calm blue ocean after a
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massive temper tantrum it chucked a
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wobbly it Rage Quit on its relationship
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with humans and now it's trying its
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hardest to cool down I'll let you enjoy
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it for 10 seconds without me
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yabbering and I'm back overall the best
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thing each of us can do against
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aggressive weather is to fight our own
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fight the issue is we love stuff too
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much I love stuff we love stuff and
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we'll always keep looking to protect
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stuff first like this fella he loves his
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gazebo sure a simple check of the
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weather app would have told him that it
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was never going to be a nice day for a
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sausage Sizzle but he woke up he looked
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at the sky took a sip of his coffee
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looked at the sky some more squinted at
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the clouds and ultimately
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thought I'll use my own judgment thank
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you very much I reckon it is a RI a day
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to pitch a hot dog tent there's a profit
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and so here we are one man one piece of
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annoying Outdoor Equipment walking hand
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in hand into the Doom and Gloom of a
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rainy day we can fight alone or we can
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fight together me dead at this
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point what is the difference as long as
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the gazebo tent survives that probably
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is all that matters in the scheme of
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things n yeah look the moral of the
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story is to listen to
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meteorologists and to listen and pay
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attention to the professionals
