It's Raining Grenades! | Escape From Tarkov

Good evening, PMC operators. Today's

[music] forecast calls for heavy grenade

showers across the Tarov region with

fragmentation storms [music] expected

from customs to reserve. Visibility is

poor due to lingering smoke clouds and

sudden explosions may occur without

warning. Residents [music] are advised

to avoid open fields, listen for the

distinctive clink of incoming weather,

and seek immediate cover indoors.

>> It's all right, Peanut. The big dog is

here.

>> Ah, fantastic. Hello, boys. I'm sorry

I'm late. I've been watching Love

Island.

>> Ah no my goodness.

>> Feels quite okay.

>> Oh my goodness. Oh

>> jeez. Say so many things. So many things

going through his head right now.

>> I don't think I knew you hit me in the

chat, but I heard the wind whistle

through your [ __ ] now. [laughter]

>> All right.

You will feel

>> what it's like to be near a woman,

Peanut, and you'll understand that

you've lost all control.

>> Yeah. Well, you're near every woman cuz

you're [ __ ] fat as [ __ ] You have

your own orbit.

>> Hud, let me feed you another plan.

>> Right now, we are attempting to get Mr.

Gimmick his very own labs. So, we're

running shotgun factory until we kill

someone with one.

>> Portugilla.

>> Okay. All right.

>> What level is gimmick?

>> Level 18. You can't find another fleet.

You'd be level 30.

>> Now, listen. Listen. Let me let me just

say, Mr. Hutch. All right. I'm not a

Tarov noob, but

>> yes,

>> I did kind of burn out around 1.0 and

I'm a little behind.

>> I don't think God is going to know

anything about a little behind. He's

going to beep when he backs up like a

garbage truck. Now listen, what we need

to do, that was the last fat joke till

we get in the raid. I promise. I just

had one more of the team. I'm so sorry.

I just

>> Are you going to get in the raid? Are

you going to wheel in or are you going

to get wheeled in cuz you have NO

[ __ ] LEGS.

>> WHAT?

>> WHY WOULD YOU FOCUS ON THE MISSION hut

instead of insulting your teammates?

>> Oh my.

>> Sorry. Sorry.

>> Can you believe this? Can you believe

this guy? Are you so serious? The god of

some people.

>> I'm sorry. And I was late. I'm

>> You were late because YOU WERE WATCHING

LOVE ISLAND. [screaming]

>> YEAH, I KNOW. BOYFRIEND. IT'S NOT MY

[ __ ] CHOICE. SHE has a gun. Okay, I

got to be careful.

>> Listen, there's a lot of things I would

do for my woman.

>> I would I would move mountains,

>> man.

>> I would I would grab worlds. If she

wanted the moon, I'D GO GET IT. But one

thing I will not do

>> is watch Love Island.

That is where I draw the line

here. Where?

>> I don't know. I heard him laughing.

There's one behind us.

Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] They're pushing. They're pushing.

They're pushing. They're pushing.

They're pushing.

>> Good man. GOOD. ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU

OKAY?

>> GOT SHOT UNDERNEATH. I I CARE. I don't

know the middle. I'm going to close I'm

going to close the bathroom door just in

case.

Oh my god. There's no bathroom door.

There is no bathroom door. Oh my god.

Wait. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WHERE'S MY

DAD? He got him. He's dead. WHERE YOU

GOING? IS THAT YOU? Is that you? Is that

you? Is that you? I got you. Go. Go. Go

in there. Where? Under. Under. UNDER.

UNDER UNDER. UNDER UNDER.

>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I'M COMING. I'M

COMING.

Who's this guy? WHO'S THIS GUY? DEAD.

Another one.

>> We got to go. We got to go. Lill.

>> I got I got I got I got I got to I got

to heal. I GOT TO HEAL. [screaming]

OH GOD, WHY IS HE SO HOOKED? EVERYBODY

RUN. EVERYBODY RUN. WE GOT TO GO.

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. WAIT.

Too far. Too far. Go back. Go back. Go

back.

Into the boom tunnels. The boom tunnels.

Quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly

quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly

no one can kill the bug later, Mr.

Blanch. That is impossible.

I am inevitable.

>> [gasps]

[laughter]

>> I had my loading screen up that whole

time. Nobody saw the damn thing. Just

me.

>> What are we doing?

>> I talked to uh three star general Mark

Hurtling today.

>> Three star General Mark gurgling today.

>> Mark Hurtling. He's a three star general

and I talked to him in person just today

and he filled me in on some tactics and

he said, "Don't don't let him see what

you're doing."

>> Yeah.

>> Keep them guessing. Keep them guessing.

>> Keep them guessing first.

>> You know what makes that whole thing

funny? Even funnier is that we weren't

even supposed to be hiding our screens

for that specific ring.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> All right, guys. Quickly to the room.

Quickly, quickly, quickly.

>> Wait. At some point, I'm going to need

to pack a Mac.

We had to kill [ __ ] Tequilla and a

player.

>> Somebody Somebody take this. Somebody

take this. I don't have enough. I don't

have enough. Wait.

>> Quickly. Quickly.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> Quickly to the new room.

>> I forgot to bring extra ammo.

>> Quickly. Quickly. Quickly.

>> What? What are you using? 556.

>> Guys, remember there's tons of ammo in

the new room. Remember?

>> Guys, there's tons of ammo in the new

room.

>> We are frolicking through labs. I would

like everyone to understand

>> what we are DOING RIGHT NOW.

>> [screaming]

>> OH MY GOSH. That'll happen. That will

happen. Yes, it will.

>> Yes, it will.

>> I just I think he's chasing us. I think

he's chasing us.

>> I have no stamina.

>> I'm going to open the door.

>> Break that door. You're going to die.

You open

I'm going to sit right here.

>> We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.

We're fine.

>> Just going to do a light little packing.

OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE A GRENADE LAUNCHER.

OH MY GOD, THERE'S MULTIPLE. There's

multiple. They're massive. There's

biggest mountains. Oh my god. Did you

see that? Did you see that?

You said stream. I DIDN'T SAY BRING A

[ __ ] ARTILLERY WITH YOU. WHAT THE

HELL IS THAT?

>> I'm grenade launchers in there. I'm

going mecha chameleon.

>> I'm scared. I don't want to.

>> Yes, me. I don't scare balls.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

>> WHY? Why did you move on my exact

location and then boy, why? [ __ ] YOU.

[ __ ] YOU. I'M I HAVE A YELLOW SHIRT ON

AND I HATE YOU. YOU'LL NEVER kill me.

[ __ ] you.

>> [ __ ] YOU.

>> [ __ ] YOU.

>> [ __ ] ME. [ __ ] YOU.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] you, [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] ME. [screaming] [ __ ] YOU.

>> THAT WAS HARSH. That was harsh.

>> Sorry.

Sorry.

>> I mean,

>> to be that guy, but a little

>> Oh,

>> they're in a lot better area than we

are. We guys, we got to What if we go

from under them? What if we go from

under them?

>> Well, the problem is if we go from under

them, we go into a staircase. They have

a [ __ ] grenade launcher.

>> That's true. That is true.

>> I think there's one there's one play

>> and I might die.

>> No, we're not here anymore. It's safe to

come out with the hijab.

>> Okay, on my way.

>> There goes our hero.

>> I challenge him to fight. He goes, "Yes,

yes."

>> Hold on, sir. Wait a minute.

>> Is on the move. Hutch is on the move. I

challenge you

to a battle of the fish to cuffs

now.

>> Okay.

>> Oh. Oh, IT'S IT'S WORKING. ALL OKAY. ALL

RIGHT.

>> I got it.

>> No funny business. No funny business.

>> No. No. No funny or monkey business.

>> No. Noing around.

>> No horsing around. I'm coming out. No

shoesting. No shousting.

Where's your amigo at? Where Where's

your amigo? He's

>> back here. He's He's back here in the

tent.

>> All right.

>> No funny business.

>> If If you win, my team will not shoot

you and let you return to your men. If I

win, your team will not shoot me and LET

ME RETURN TO MY MEN.

>> It's a great deal.

>> All right. No helmets. No helmets. No

helmets.

>> I just want to watch. Don't shoot. I

just want to watch.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

>> You want some of this?

>> YOU WATCH HIM AT THREE.

TWO.

ONE. COME. GOOD JOB.

Give him.

>> Shut up.

[groaning]

>> Oh,

stupid [ __ ] I GOT HIM.

Too easy. Too easy. looking

anything on this.

>> IF THE BUG LEADER

POP

READY,

[groaning]

[screaming]

>> you guys look absolutely great. JUST

KEEP GOING. Maybe have one OR TWO MORE

TESTS BEFORE.

>> Just going to check a few things.

>> Good job, Gimmick.

>> He's good.

>> Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, no. No problem.

[laughter] You were you

>> I you you were like a assassin in the

wind.

>> You should have seen the way I was

throwing him off.

>> Now hold on now. Who has this

gentleman's fine piece of weaponry?

>> Ah I

>> I would also like to state I would also

like to state that that guy shot at me

first. His teammate.

>> Okay. Goody good.

So as long as we're morally correct

killing our enemies.

>> Gun bug through the ground. Freaking

Tarov, dude. Did the bugs come and pick

up the gun and carry it away?

>> It freaking literally bugged through the

ground right before my eyes freaking tar

off me.

>> Oh, a bug in the I thought you thought I

thought a series of ants came and lifted

it.

>> Drop bags. Let's go.

>> Right. Right now.

>> Drop bags with me. Yes. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

>> We got to go defend. We got changing

rigs. Oh, I'm dropping bags. I'm

dropping bags. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Uh. I didn't rebind MY

[screaming]

>> down this lane. Hit him three times.

>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, [ __ ]

>> Did I give him?

>> I don't think so.

>> HOW DO [screaming] YOU LIKE THAT, [ __ ]

Better chief.

>> Way clear. Clear

>> staircase.

>> Way clear.

>> Yep. He's going to be in parking garage

potentially here.

>> Oh, that's the worst spot to to fight.

He can just

>> Yeah.

>> Lay down.

Show yourself, [screaming] demon.

>> I see him. He's in the back car. BACK

CAR. ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK.

>> Which side? Left or right?

>> Uh, right side. Right side. Right side.

Uh, first floor. All the way at the

back. Uh, next to a small sedan car. I

don't know what a sedan is. I don't know

what that means.

I'm shooting right at the car. If you

can see my shot. He's right at the car.

>> I'm going to throw a grenade to weed him

out. DON'T THINK WE DON'T WEED THEM OUT.

COME ON, JAMES.

There's also one on my left. There's

two. There's two. There's two. Oh, I see

which one you're talking about. There's

two shoot. There's one to my left as

well. Left side. I heard a move. I heard

a move.

>> [ __ ] impact. What the hell?

>> James

g.

>> Careful. Don't Don't get

to my left. One to my left.

>> You guys have eyes on that car. You

guard it?

>> I'll get right now. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. I got it. I got it. I don't see

nothing though. I don't see nothing.

>> I'm going to push this guy on my left.

Okay.

>> Go, go, go, go, go. I mean, I I I don't

have like full coverage.

>> I'm going to be on your right, P.

>> He's right here. He's right here. Right

here.

[clears throat]

>> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.

Legged him.

Shot. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I

>> He's He's still behind those cars. I

think I hit him once.

>> Are you sure? You should double check

it.

>> One dead.

>> Are you the guy in THE BACK OR

[screaming] THE GUY TO THE LEFT?

>> OKAY. I killed the one to the left. I

killed the one to the left.

>> Okay, the guy on the right is back

there.

>> OKAY.

>> Hold on. Where's I need someone

reasonable and an actual soldier.

>> Yes.

>> All right. Okay. You with me, soldier.

The two fools in the

>> No, no, listen.

>> I can really land my shots. I've never

missed a shot in a thousand years.

>> Oh, try 2,000 years, buddy.

>> Oh, damn it.

>> Yeah, I saw your face entry clip from

1,000 years ago when the ice age was

happening.

>> You missed. You missed. And that's why

you didn't get in.

>> No, that was decent.

>> Now you can't drive around in a golf

cart being slightly racist.

>> All right, bad news. What?

>> I have no nades to get us in. All I have

>> news. I got I got nades. I got nades. I

got nades. All right. Give me your

grenade. Give me your grenade. Give me

your grenade. Okay, I'll throw one right

here. Nope. Nope. Hold on.

>> They're sniping at us. They're sniping

at us already, GENTLEMEN. GET DOWN. GET

DOWN. GET the deck. Get the deck.

>> What are we doing? What are we doing?

You little poopers.

>> You put the smallest grenades that I've

ever

>> Listen, I have only grenade. It's about

It's about how you

>> Look at Let me hut your matching.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> Come on. It's Come on. THROW THE

GRENADE. [laughter] THROW THE GRENADE.

It doesn't work from here, GUYS. WE WE

CAN'T TAKE US ALL CHARGE. [screaming]

>> OKAY.

>> ON ME, BROTHERS. ON ME.

>> YEAH.

>> He gave us

THROW THE GRENADE. HUNT. THROW THE

GRENADE.

>> THE WRONG ONE.

>> THE WRONG ONE. DON'T GO YET. DON'T GO

YET. DON'T GO YET.

>> THE TRUCK BEHIND THE TRUCK. THROWING

GRENADE.

>> GO. GO. I'M DEAD.

>> OH [ __ ] [laughter]

THEY'RE GONE. PERFECT.

>> THEY'RE GONE.

>> Thank you so much for waiting to throw

that grenade. [laughter]

>> I WAS REALLY HOPING that my body would

be penetrating by rapid fire explosive

grenades all at once.

>> They didn't listen. Thank you so much.

THEY'RE ALL OURS. THE DARK COINS ARE

OURS.

>> But I don't have a key.

>> This is ALL PART OF HIS PLAN TO STEAL

THE TARCOINS. WAIT, HOLD ON. WAIT. Give

me Give me Don't look now. But there is

someone behind you.

>> I have six. How many did you get now?

All right. Somebody's pushing us.

Somebody pushing us.

>> You see that? You see that person? Who

was that? Okay, we're going to loot this

safe.

>> Give me gimmick. I don't want to startle

you, but there was someone behind you

just me a moment ago.

>> No t coins. No dark coins.

>> On me. On me. ON ME.

>> YES. [screaming] YES. YOU SEE THAT,

BOYS? No dark coins FOR THE WICKED. THEY

SACRIFICED OUR BODIES, OUR SOULS, AND

OUR MINDS, AND THEY WOULD THEY DID NOT

EVEN REAP THE REWARDS.

>> That is what they deserve. That is what

they deserve. No tarcoid for the wicked.

>> Come, come, come, come, come, come.

>> What is Ju been looking so intently at?

He's dead.

Don't understand what he's doing. What

is the guy in the superu looking at?

>> Come, come, come.

>> So intently, he's he's been dead for

about 5 minutes. Mr. Mr. Juice, I I

don't know about you, but I was I was

thinking to myself when I was hiding

behind the car, "Please, I hope my body

is exploded into 10,000 pieces by a

rapid fire grenade launcher."

>> And when I handed Hutch both my

grenades, I thought, "This man knows

what to do with the grenades." Right.

>> They disarmed us. They took our money

and they laughed in our faces.

>> Let me tell you, giggling.

>> Can I say something? Can I say

something? Can I plead my case?

>> Fine.

You can play games. Okay.

>> [ __ ] you to the shadow realms. I

[laughter] mean I listen. I'm all you.

>> All right. Let me say something. Please

God. Let me say something. I press G.

What does G do? Juice man.

>> Grenade. Grenade. It pulls out the

grenade.

>> My G actually changes the scope

magnification.

>> Sadly that G pulled out an impact

grenade. That impact grenade's not going

to make it there. So, I went to swap

grenades as you guys went to the SUV.

Then my good friend, Mr. Gimmick, next

to me yelled, and I quote,

>> "Don't go behind that. Stay near the

truck."

>> I didn't hear that.

>> Uh-huh.

>> I actually heard Gimmick say, "Go behind

the truck."

>> I said, "Oh, no. No."

>> I heard him say, "Hunch away." Exactly

what I did.

>> Wait, wait, wait. No, I did say stay

behind the truck. You guys were not

behind a truck. I was behind an SUV.

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

>> THAT WAS A JEEP. THAT IS A JEEP. A JEEP

IS BASICALLY A TRUCK, BUT FOR

PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE.

>> You don't know [ __ ] ABOUT NOTHING.

>> I KNOW WHAT A JEEP LOOKS LIKE. AND THAT

WAS A JEEP.

>> THAT WAS A JEEP. I WAS GOING TO POP THE

DOORS UP AND PUT three duck figurines on

the front dash. [ __ ] you. You should

have swallowed that impact grenade, you

fat whale. Guys, I just realized what if

instead of lifeguards, they just hired

someone like Hutch who could cannonball

in the pool and remove all the water.

Seriously, for a second, think about

that for a moment.

>> Wow. Wouldn't that be more efficient?

[screaming]

Mystery grenade. Mystery grenade.

Mystery grenade. MYSTERY GRENADE. [ __ ]

AH, GRENADE.

Oh god. Oh my gosh. I'm going to mystery

grenade you. Wait, I want [ __ ] I'm out

of shape. I'm out of [ __ ] No, no, no.

>> Please, please, not again, Hutch. Let's

play this.

>> Please don't hurt us again, Hutchie.

[ __ ] it. [laughter]

>> Let's play.

>> Mystery grenade. Mystery grenade.

Mystery grenade.

>> Oh, I think I chose the wrong direction.

>> Oh my gosh. [laughter]

>> Oh my god. Which one? Which? I'm going

to throw this right at I'm right here.

>> That's not Mr. Grenade. You can't throw

them at MR. GRENADE.

>> OH MY GOD. LET'S HAVE A GRENADE.

>> [laughter]

>> YOU NEVER KNOW.

>> The mystery grenades are going to go.

>> You never know. You never know.

>> My life.

>> We're going to throw the grenade and

then we immediately run into the bank.

>> Are we ready? Are we ready? Also going

to do a grenade.

>> I SEE A PBC. I SEE A PBC ALL THE WAY

DOWN THE WALKWAY. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.

Oh my god. He's right at us.

>> Yeah.

He's shooting at US.

>> COME ON, JAMES.

OH MY GOD.

>> All right. How's everybody doing? Can I

get a situational report? Sit rep. Sit

rep.

>> I'm dead.

>> I'm dead.

Sitrep.

>> I don't feel too good, boss.

>> Yo, did he just triple? I'm I'm

expecting something crazy.

>> I don't feel too good, boss. I'm not

feeling

>> Oh my gosh. We I died to

>> Wait, who did I die?

>> I'm doing my best. I died to the

automatic grenade launcher.

>> The K. Well,

>> guys, guys, this is what we do. Listen,

>> we're not going that way anymore.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen,

listen. I actually have a better idea.

Listen to me. Everybody get a cheap kit

on that can be easily replicated. We're

going to save it under the customs. That

way, we can literally just put it on and

go back in quick. Okay.

>> Okay. Yeah, cheap. All right. I've got

uh

>> Okay.

>> I started this stream with half a

million. We're down to

>> God, I'm scared to look. [laughter]

Don't Don't look. Excellent. Excellent.

>> Don't look. Don't look.

>> Don't Don't look. Don't look. Don't

look. It's not worth it.

>> Also, I like how you're trying to speed

us up, Peanut. News flash. You're the

[ __ ] guy who's been taking so long.

[laughter]

>> Newslash.

>> Exactly.

>> You endanger the foundation of your

house,

>> [ __ ]

>> I could beat Hutch and Talk easily. I

could beat Hutch and Halo easily. And I

could beat Hutch in Call of Duty easily.

Easily any day of the week.

>> Incorrect. I would beat Peanut in in

Tarov. I would beat Peanut in

Counterstrike.

I would beat Peanut in Call of Duty.

>> I would beat Hutch in I would beat Hutch

in Tarov in Call of Duty, Halo, CS2, 80

game. Now, let's ride. You know what?

You know what? I I will I challenge you.

I challenge you to a fiveame gauntlet. A

five game gauntlet. And whoever wins and

whoever wins

>> gets teams

no teams one v one 100 subs. Double it.

>> Double it, [ __ ]

>> Buddy, we're not we're not at the buffet

at the holiday end. Are you sure you

want to double it? [laughter]

>> Double it. Not there.

>> A one v one gauntlet. Five games. We

will we will flip a coin.

>> Mhm.

>> Mhm.

>> And each of us will pick one game back

and forth until it hits five. The reason

why we would flip a coin is because the

person who wins the flip would pick

three games.

>> Or we could do I pick two, you pick two,

chat picks

>> I like. I like chat picking one. One

random.

>> Yeah. We one random. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

We I pick two, you pick two. Bugs pick

one.

>> Mhm. Now, Juiceman and I would humbly

>> you guys

>> humbly humbly volunteer to cast

>> this

>> cast this

>> once in a lifetime cheerleading outfit.

>> But I do have any team. I It literally

has to be one v1.

>> Yeah, I'M ALREADY BEING SHOT. MY ARM

>> WANT TO GO THIS WAY.

>> I'm not going guys. I'm going another

way. I'm going I'm going back over here.

I'm going back over [laughter] here.

>> Come, come, come.

>> I'm going another way. I'm going another

way. That way is too dangerous.

[laughter]

>> I'm out of sh I'm out of sh I'm out of

sh I'm getting shot. Okay, I'm getting

Oh my god. Please don't kill me. Please,

please don't kill me. Please, please,

please.

>> I'm staying.

>> OH MY GOD. SOMEONE IS AFTER US. SOMEONE

IS AFTER US.

>> You guys stay with me. Everybody, are

you alive? I need I NEED WHAT THE HELL

IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

>> I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD.

[laughter]

I'M GOING for it. I'm going for it.

I'm coming on.

I'm in. I'm [laughter] in. I'm in.

>> I'm in as well. I'm in as well. I'm in

the back door.

>> J, are you dead?

>> Dead. We the last one. Touch. I think

so. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

Don't kill me. Where are you at? Where

are you at?

>> I'm coming. I'm me. I'm behind you.

>> Where you Where you back door? Back

door. Inside. I'm next to the doors. I'm

next to the doors. I'll take the right

one. Take the left one.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Dead key there. You [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> You're such a piece of [ __ ]

Get away from me. [laughter] Get away

from me, bro.

>> You said I take the left. YOU SAID I

TAKE THE LEFT. THAT'S what you said.

[laughter]

>> YOU [ __ ] TRIED TO TAKE THE RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL?

>> OH, HERE. SOMEONE HERE. SOMEONE HERE.

SOMEONE HERE.

>> STOP. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

>> SOMEONE'S HERE.

>> No coins. No coins. No coins.

>> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. I got two

coins. I got two coins. I got two coins.

I got two coins. Give me one. Give me

one. Give me one.

>> You want [laughter]

five coin?

>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you.

>> There you go. There you go. There you

go. There you go. [laughter]

>> Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Survive. Are you

guys still alive?

>> We're still alive. We're still alive.

We're still alive. We're alive. We're

alive.

>> Sorry about the s, but there's just not

enough turquoise for the both of us.

>> Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't

say that. Don't say that. No. No. No.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. [laughter] Stop.

God.

I just spent $4 million on a jacket. All

right. All right, I'm Michael Jackson of

this [ __ ]

I need I need that dark.

>> That dark coin. I need that dark.

>> Wait, you actually want it back?

[laughter] Do you

>> No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. Okay. Okay.

>> I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

going to kill you for it. [gasps]

>> What? No.

>> I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

kidding. Don't go that way. Don't go

that way. We go under. We going

>> I'll do whatever I want. I do what I

want. I do what I want. I do what I

want.

>> I do what I want.

You die, I'll rip it from your dead

corpse.

>> I'd never die. I'm We'll bug you later.

>> Getting that dark.

>> Wait, what's going Wait, what's

happening?

>> GIVE ME THAT ONE, YOU SON OF A [ __ ] OH

[ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Sorry. Sorry. [laughter]

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

You I got a red head. I

>> APOLOGOT [laughter]

kill you and then when it didn't it got

a little awkward.

>> I'm glad because I found seven

[laughter] park coins in mine.

>> Oh

>> I listen I don't know who was like I was

behind the truck and I still

>> You know what? You know what's crazy is

is there's going to be people who don't

believe me. Hey gimmick, go ahead and

take a look at the uh go ahead and take

it to look at the screen share in the

Discord.

>> Oh, let's let's see it. Let's see it. Oh

no.

>> I'm going to wait. Just

>> No, I'm not liar.

>> Let's wait.

>> Let's see it. LET'S SEE IT.

>> Are you looking?

>> GIVE US THE SECOND. [screaming] WE'RE

BRINGING IT UP.

>> LIAR.

>> All right. [laughter]

>> YOU YOU TOOK ONE OF MY ONLY TWO DARK

COINS.

>> LET'S SEE IT. Let's see [laughter] it.

>> All I see is a blank screen.

>> Here we go. You ready?

>> I'm ready.

>> [ __ ] you. I'm not looking.

>> We're about to play a new version. A new

version of Mystery Grenade.

We're about TO PLAY A NEW VERSION OF

MYSTERY GRENADE. YOU KNOW WHAT? You know

what? We're going to play an even newer

version.

>> We're going to play an even newer

version.

>> Wait, why is Peanut buying a grenade

launcher?

Oh no.

>> No. D. Don't worry about me, guys.

>> Don't ask questions. Don't ask question.

>> Don't worry about me, guys. Don't worry

about me.

>> Speak.

>> Oh, yeah. We're like four gazels. Look

at this.

>> Oh. Oh. Roof. Roof. Roof. Roof.

>> What? What about the roof? Oh, I see. I

SEE HIM. I SEE HIM. THERE'S A ONE IN

FOUR chance he shoots you.

>> I got you. Oh, you guys take care of

this quickly. Quickly. Move. Move. Move.

Got this. You guys got this. I believe

in you guys.

>> Okay. Okay. All right. Wait a second.

>> Are you

hunch?

[groaning]

[laughter]

>> Are you kidding me?

>> The perfect grenade.

>> Yes.

>> They'll tell stories.

>> Excellent work. Excellent. Her

children's children will tell stories

about the day.

>> This magnificent day.

>> I don't even know how that's possible. I

I literally

>> I can tell you how it's possible.

>> Oh my goodness. Hold on. They are

already moving in on the loot. The

scavengers. The scavengers. They are

They're hungry for the loot.

>> Ah. Well. Ah.

[laughter and gasps] Do not fear. Do not

fear. I will gather the dog coins and

bring them back for the team. There's

nothing to be at.

>> Could you grab my moen and the five

bullets?

>> No, but I can piss on your body.

>> Blessing.

>> I'm going in.

>> I'm going in. Nothing is stopping me.

>> I feel like the

>> Nothing is Nothing is stopping you.

>> Feel like 3 4 minutes ago. The point I

just made has been accentuated.

>> Oh my god. SOMEONE JUST KILLED OH, I

DON'T HAVE THE KEY. I TOOK THE KEY OUT.

[ __ ] I got to wait till this guy opens

it. I hear a guy. There's a guy that

just comes scaffing me. I have to wait

till he opens it.

Wait, have I been muted this whole time?

Yes, you should be muted this time.

>> You should be muted in shame. [laughter]

>> Yeah, you have.

>> Shame.

>> Hutch, you know what, Hutch, I want you

to do? I want you to go I want you to

wake your wife up and I want you to tell

her I've done a bad thing and confess.

>> Confess.

>> Confess to what you've done.

>> Confess. I'm so so sorry.

>> Sure.

>> Sir, did you open the doors yet?

>> He's quiet. That means he didn't

knock.

>> Oh my god, he's hit him.

Okay, go ahead. Close this. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Okay.

OH MY GOD.

STAY BACK. STAY BACK, DEMON.

>> STAY BACK,

>> MR. PEANUT. WAIT, hold on. Hold on.

DON'T NEED ME. PLEASE DON'T.

>> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU.

[ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. THOSE ARE MY

TARCOINS, [ __ ] THOSE ARE MINE.

>> YO. YO. YO. I love you. Please don't

shoot me. Please don't SHOOT ME. PLEASE.

>> I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO

SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I'M

GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO SHOOT

YOU. I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU.

Please don't shoot me. Please don't

shoot.

>> I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO

SHOOT YOU. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW.

I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO

SHOOT YOU.

>> I'm going to shoot you. I'M GOING TO

SHOOT YOU. I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU

>> RIGHT HERE.

>> I'M I'M I'M GOING TO KILL [screaming]

YOU. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

>> I dropped the target.

>> Wait, really?

>> I did. I Dude, I'm literally

>> What? Do we kill him or just take the

chocolate?

>> I'm alive still. I'm alive.

>> Oh, THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR THAT. BUT I

CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIOUS TAKE. I

CHALLENGE YOU TO A gentleman's duel.

I'm I'm CMSing I'M C I CHALLENGE you to

a gentleman's DUEL OF THE FISTICUFFS

OVER THOSE DARK COINS IMMEDIATELY.

>> YO, BRO, YOU CAN HAVE THEM.

>> I [screaming] CANNOT. I'M

>> SO STOKED RIGHT NOW. HERE.

>> DARK COINS MUST BE EARNED, NOT GIVEN.

You still alive?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, thank God. Okay. I thought somebody

might have killed you. All right. All

right. No shing. No shing. I've got my

I've got my melee out. You want You want

to fight it out, BRO?

>> NO. WE WITH MELEES. WITH MELEES. With

melees.

>> Hey. Hey. No. No. No melees. No. I've

seen what you've done to people with

your with your weapons. I will not I

will not melee you.

>> I ALL RIGHT. FINE. THEN I AM COMING WITH

THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND LIONS.

ARE YOU READY?

>> I got the force of a million sharks. I'm

about TO FIGHT YOU.

>> 1,000 LIONS BEATS 1 MILLION SHARKS.

>> Not this time.

>> TAKE THIS [ __ ] OH [ __ ]

>> All right, that was all I had. All

right, you win. Now hold on, sir. That

was my only trick. Now what do we do?

>> I don't know. I don't know. What do you

want to do?

>> A BATTLE OF THE FIST OF CUFFS.

MELEE. Now

>> you have max strength. I'M A TIMMY.

>> I HAVE LIKE LEVEL 17 STRENGTH. NOWHERE

NEAR MAGS.

>> OH [ __ ] OH, hold up.

>> No helmets. No helmets. No helmets. No

face mask. You know the rules. You know

the rules. [gasps]

Three,

TWO,

ONE. [screaming] COME GET SOME.

TOO EASY. Too easy. Give the bug leader

a challenge. Perhaps.

Gentlemen, I have secured the dark coins

and I am on my way.

>> How many How many coins? Paint us a

picture.

>> Did you Did you hit the wrong button?

>> What do you mean?

There's a little song back there. I'm

just

>> I'm just

>> Also, do you hear my song?

>> Pretty sure.

>> Never mind.

>> What? What?

>> Guys, I am I'm so sorry. I

>> I will I will say a couple hail Marys

for what I just did today. Also, you're

not taking You're not taking a rig when

you don't have a rig and you're putting

mag.

>> No, you don't understand, Hutch. What

you did was excellent.

Now I have nine dark coordinates.

[laughter]

We don't need it.

>> We don't need it. We don't need it.

>> Honestly, you know what? I say we go

around and do a round of team

affirmations. Hutch, I like the way

All right. I like the way that you put

an RGD5 grenade inside the mouth of

gimmick and then called it Team Huddle.

What? What?

That was Now it's your turn. Now it's

your turn. Mhm.

>> I like how

>> I was so scared to bring an actual gun

that I ended up bringing a shotgun. So,

I had to nade the scav instead of shoot

the scav and blew up the entire team and

died out of the fear of getting RPG by

Peanut.

>> I didn't even have an RPG.

>> Listen, affirmation for Peanut. Peanut,

even though each one of us were brutally

killed by Hutch multiple times, you

still had the perseverance to continue

for those Tarov coins or whatever the

hell they are.

>> Tarquin,

>> uh, even without us. And so that takes a

lot. Thank you for your endurance.

>> Of course. Of course. Of course.

>> Well, let me affirm Mr. Hutch, who's

probably in need of affirmation right

now. Listen, you know, the best amongst

us have

>> banked a shot off the backboard, but you

just got to keep shooting. You know, you

got to keep shooting. And while that

shot while that shot ended the lives of

>> uh three men who had brothers, sisters,

mothers, fathers,

>> cousins,

>> entire lives ahead of them, cousins,

nephews, nieces,

>> a barber,

>> um an entire future,

>> cashier, the local,

>> favorite cashier, favorite cashew.

>> Um that you know the it's really it's

important to say keep shooting. Don't

let uh uh don't let

>> shoot

>> cuz honestly

>> honestly I I must appro you Mr. Hutch.

That was incredible. I have never seen a

grenade triple kill. That was

incredible. Incredulous. I am I may I be

the first to congratulate you.

>> Yes.

>> Mhm. Mhm.

>> Yes. Yes.