Somebody made a video about me..

So, somebody made a video about me.

Massive day for the unemployed. That's

me.

>> Asmongold got a girlfriend and the

internet is freaking out. You're telling

me

Asmongold got a girlfriend before me.

Are you so afraid to work for your

dollar to a point where you go Asmongold

is just insane. I'm sorry. Like this is

so crazy even Marxists are talking about

working.

>> She said she wants me to clean up the

house.

>> So crazy [laughter]

it gets Marxists talking about working.

Uh she wanted me to clean up the house.

>> His life is over gag. I'm sorry.

>> Yeah. She said it's contaminated.

>> Swam a lot last year. And uh it begins.

>> No, that's that's number one.

Uh she said she wanted me to shower

more.

>> Cleaning the house admittedly fair

enough, but this one is pushing it.

>> Not taking a shower about a month and a

half.

>> I did not force him to make that face

and oh boy this started more drama.

Asian woman not even trying to beat the

allegations.

Never ask a white supremacist that this

city of his girlfriend.

All right, this just pissed me off.

>> Wow.

>> 9/11 for Hasan except I guess that

doesn't make sense because he'd be

happy.

>> $2

>> [laughter]

>> Steak time. Girl, you're dating a Nazi.

What's a

This is not a gotcha dumbass. That is

what Asmongold says. He wouldn't deny it

either. He's a white supremacist racist

bigot. He's everything wrong with the

world. You're pretty, but you're not

cute.

>> You're pretty, but you're not cute. Who

tells that to a girl on the internet?

Who says that, bro, in an argument with

a girl? You're going to tell them that?

Who does this?

>> For sure got you mad. [laughter]

Are you that afraid of a chubby

>> Uh-huh.

>> And it's funny how the progressive left

showed their true colors because they

found out that she had a OF and they

were kind of like being derogatory

towards her and even Hassan. Check it

out.

>> Let's not act like

Woah, wait, wait, wait. I think the

audio broke.

Give it Give me a minute.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Let me try

and play something.

Wait, what the hell?

>> out that she had a OF and they were kind

of like being derogatory towards her and

even Hassan. Check it out.

>> Let's not act like

Wait, did it get muted? It got DM's

Wait, did it get DMCA'd?

Wait, what?

>> Fair enough. He's cooking a bit. It's

straight up the Chernobyl radiation

zone. That again, even reactor four is

less filthy than Asmongold's lair.

>> Respect women, let women get their bags.

I mean, I think there's probably more

respectable ways of getting your bag

than that, but I thought you were pros

work. I am, but not all sex work is

equal, you know what I mean?

>> Just like communism, not everyone's

equal. And yes, sex work very cringe.

But this is Asmongold we're talking

about. Maybe he gets a pass. Now, let's

take a little blast to the past. I

remember a clip of Asmongold talking

about being single.

>> I'm not lonely, I'm busy.

Like I I have

>> a cope? Really? I mean, okay.

>> engagements, events, things that I do,

people I see all the time.

>> Cope. Okay.

>> talk about it a lot.

>> All right.

>> care.

>> Now he's doing karaoke. Look at this.

Good ending.

>> I don't want I'm not a singer. I'm not I

don't sing.

>> Yes, you do. Keep

going.

>> But when you call me baby, I know I'm

not the only one.

>> Absolute cinema.

>> Did not ask.

>> to sing.

I refuse. It's never going to happen

again.

That's it. I don't like it.

>> Wash your hands.

>> I did.

>> how I know you never wash your hands?

I can say it. I don't want another [ __ ]

gate.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

To the uninitiated, what is [ __ ] gate?

Well, when she first came to his house,

Asmongold didn't clean his toilet and

there was a big dookie and she did not

like it.

>> It's unusable.

>> There's like the biggest dookie stain.

>> No, there's not. [laughter]

>> There is.

I can't use it.

>> [laughter]

>> And guess what? This worked. He actually

cleaned his toilet after. The first

thing I did yesterday when I got up as I

cleaned it.

>> But if you think dookie on the toilet is

the craziest,

this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Just you wait.

>> It is. Of course it's clean.

No, it's not.

>> Is that a cockroach head? [laughter]

That's a [ __ ]

cockroach head.

>> Yeah, actually it is.

>> I'm pretty sure they wrote a book about

Asmongold.

>> Why is [laughter] it clean?

>> know that? How did you know that?

>> a little

thing on it.

>> The pointing Yeah, no, you're right.

They actually

>> What is that? Like emergency food? Is he

like Bear Grylls?

>> Why did you put it in the

>> What do you mean? No, it's an emergency

Dude, those are That's chili.

What do you mean?

Why does the audio keep going on and

off?

>> [snorts]

>> What's going on?

>> Bear Grylls.

>> Why did you put it in the

>> What the hell? It got DMCA'd?

Oh!

>> Let's not beat around the bush.

>> Because he played the music.

>> You should be ashamed of yourself. But

anyway, he did address the allegations

of people calling his girlfriend a gold

digger.

>> What's really funny about this? This is

so funny.

She's literally making like tons of

money off of doing the content that

she's doing, okay? She She makes tons of

money doing that. She comes from a rich

family. So, this is just it it it it

China this is it's not even None of it's

true, right? But, it's so funny to see

what the best part to me about about all

this is is that all these people that

argue against me and get mad at me, they

turn into Andrew Tate and the biggest

chuds ever the moment that you go and

put them against anything that they

disagree with, man.

>> Because they knew that I was right all

along. Everything that I say they know

is true. That's why they really get mad

about it.

>> Bro, sex work? I am, but not all sex

work is equal.

>> Yeah, it is. It's all cringe.

>> I saw two [laughter] bottles of hand

wash there, completely [music] full.

>> Man.

>> One of them I actually opened it. You

know how you have to do the little

twisty thing to open a hand soap?

I opened [music] it.

>> Thank you.

>> What is it for? Why is it just sitting

there? You're not even using it.

>> Somebody comes over, they want to wash

their hands.

>> What a selfless dude. He doesn't use

hand soap in case he runs out of it that

somebody else who visits might not have

some.

>> That's the reason you just locked in. I

did. Cleaning lady, I was the cleaning

lady.

I was. I did it myself.

>> Yeah, he's too far gone. He's even

cooking for her. It's over.

>> And your thoughts

on unchecked [music] immigration?

>> Not till tomorrow.

>> He's even holding back his thoughts on

immigration. Geez.

>> Yeah, you're going to hear about it a

lot. Very, very, very dark. This is a

black steak. Steak and potatoes.

>> She has a picture of Kai.

>> Made by me.

>> People are constantly trying to knock

down Asmongold for being able to pull

case.

>> There are so many girls that are they're

mad. They basically use their sexuality

as currency because it's the only value

that a lot of these women have. And

because they only use it as currency,

the response of that is that they try to

with

>> They know that they're only good for

being [ __ ] and so they get mad that

somebody else is being a [ __ ] for the

wrong person in their own mind.

That's the reason why.

>> hold that currency if you don't

acquiesce to their worldview. So, it's

like you have to tell me that, you know,

no human being is illegal to legally

enter me.

>> I don't know how the conversation went

to Mexicans and ICE, but let's go the

other way. Two things,

>> Wait, what?

>> I don't know

>> Tell me that, you know, no human being

is illegal to legally enter me.

>> I don't know how the conversation went

to Mexicans and ICE,

>> Oh, because it's a bunch of libtard

stupid hoes, art hoes, that act like

they want to have all these illegals

come into the [ __ ] country, and if

you don't agree with them, they won't

[ __ ] you.

Duh.

Like that's obviously what I was trying

to say.

What, he doesn't understand that?

>> Let's go the other way. Two things,

fellas. Bagging an Asian girl is easy.

Just show her the new iPhone. And two,

Asians are the most racist.

>> I don't have I don't have an iPhone.

I've never had an iPhone, never wanted

an iPhone.

The reason why you don't want an iPhone

is that it gives the girl that you're

talking to a message. It tells you that

you read her message. So, the way that

you have to get around that, cuz I yeah,

I I had to deal with this before, is

that you you can look at it through a

notification,

and then, uh, you can expand the

notification, uh, from your other thing.

You can disable it. Yeah, but if you

disable it, then they're going to say,

"Why did you disable it?"

You see what I'm saying, right? And so,

like, if you turn off read receipts,

then they're going to get mad about

that. So like you never have the problem

that way you don't have to turn it off.

>> Just look at how a Korean treats a

Chinese person.

>> There she gave me a big list of things

that she want me to do. I forgot I

forgot what the other ones were though.

>> Want to buy a second house? I will

consider

>> I don't know like there's a house I was

going to buy I ended up not buying it

though. I might do it. And that's it.

>> It'd be baller if Asmongold bought a new

house and recreated his like dumpster

streaming room in that house sort of

like one of those Mr. Beast streamer

setups.

She's going to force him to sell his

ancestral home and move into a shitty

white-walled mini mansion. It's

literally over.

>> What the [ __ ] is going on here? This

should be a [ __ ] apron with nothing

under making us sandwiches. What the

[ __ ] is going on? Bro, these useless

agents the level of rage.

>> He went so hard his chat from Pakistan

erupted.

>> Now when there's a woman in my house, I

don't even look at the kitchen.

>> Bro got a cortisol spike. Respect.

>> There's I'm going to have to send this

to her.

>> Then I guess me more mad than like

looking at successful guys get taken

advantage of by women, bro.

>> This dude's co-host got an escort

pregnant.

>> She used to be literally

>> What? [laughter]

Oops.

>> He's wearing like a maid's outfit with

nothing underneath

and cooking and cleaning.

>> Love or hate this guy, you got to

respect his dedication to the red pill

grift. You know, he didn't do the Sneako

and switch up to some

>> No, not again.

>> But I don't I don't think cooking a meal

together for a stream is really that

serious, but I digress. This is getting

bad, guys. Twitch streamer Asmongold

reflects on being 36, single, and

isolated. And now time

>> This is this all was a lie by the way.

The entire the entire point of that rant

was about um not wanting to spend all

day looking at Instagram e-girls and

wanting to feed the birds in the

backyard instead of that. It never had

anything to do with [ __ ] being

lonely, isolated, or not having a

girlfriend. Like you can go they

invented this entire thing so they could

create the narrative so they could feel

good about themselves.

That's what it was.

>> Just a reminder that the first time she

microwaves fish heads in a microwave,

give her a warning. She's not going to

do that. It's [ __ ] disgusting.

>> of Canada. Asmongold's girlfriend case

finds cockroach head in the streamer's

fridge. So are you still single? Yeah,

you watch it. You still upset over her,

dude? That was like 3 years ago.

Pathetic. Go looks max or hit the gym,

you [ __ ] My bad if that hit too close

to home, but at least you're 6 ft tall,

right?

>> That's crass.

>> Asmon's lady friend lady friend sus

>> Is bro even speaking English? And holy

moly, Asmongold's Frogan chimed in.

>> Anybody

>> Dude.

Dude, that's like calling him the

N-word.

You can't do that.

Bro, like that's honestly just call just

call him the N-word. That's just bad,

bro. Like

that is [ __ ] up.

That's wrong.

That's That's That's cruel, evil.

>> He's saying Kaeyi is there to gold dig

on Asmon

makes no sense. Kaeyi has a [ __ ] ton of

money. She also has a [ __ ] ton of money

from her family. You can say that she's

cloud

>> her a plushy.

I did.

I I bought her I did. I I sent out and I

bought her a plushy.

It's kind of gay, but you know.

>> chasing. Maybe she wants to be

broadcasted by one of the largest

streamers on Earth to make her own

money, but she's not after Asmongold's

money. She doesn't need that. She

already has it.

>> Just like how I got my Genshin Impact

baddies.

God damn do I love anime.

>> Some of my best friends are trans.

>> It's isn't it Dude, isn't it crazy that

he's literally paying his own real money

to have this image distributed on social

media? Like it's crazy that Miz is

literally like [ __ ] spending money to

have these pictures be [ __ ]

advertised next to TechTone Twin.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> Where's the watch she gave you?

>> Um it's right here.

>> I really don't think this is anything

worth getting mad over. As for Gold's

pushing 50 years old and I think he

needed that

>> Jesus Christ, are you [ __ ] kidding

me?

Oh my god.

>> Uh you know it's good to have some woman

energy to help clean up your life. But

Myron Gaines was right. Men shouldn't be

cooking in the kitchen. They should be

grilling.

Unfortunately, we ran out of time for

this video.

>> [laughter]

[gasps]

>> And there's a second version of this. Oh

my This has 421,000

views.

What the [ __ ] is wrong with these

people? Oh my god. Uh we will watch the

other one tomorrow. I'm not going to

watch both of them today in a row.

Absolutely not.